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redgem:
Really?

redgem:
Aw..... I want a dog

Osirimononaye:
Please Ur Opinion Folks!
My Girlfriend Normally Uses The Phrase "I LOVE YOU" Whenever We're Abt To End A Call Or Close A Meeting.
And She Expect Me To Say "I LOVE YOU TOO" But I Don't.
Am Just Scared If I Say I Love You Too, That She's Gonna Take Me For A Ride, And Feel She Has Taken Control Of Me, Stuff Like That(Though I Do Love Her).
Should I Tell Her I Love Her Back Or Die In Silence?...Pls Help!.

fart:
On one occasion she even told me to drink poison and die

chrisbaby24:
Chaiii...as I no cum see my tribe here....wetin dat one cum mean....I can't believe dis...

imbefool:
Hi friends, I need your advice

Just because my ex girlfriend has heard that i am currently serving in Lagos and she would soon go for service; she has now come back begging me to forgive her and to tell my uncle who helped me work my service to Lagos to help her too.

What do i do?

Only intelligent comments please

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, seun; help a bro

K9blunt:
please people don't insult toph beifong............abeg na my madam o

but I disagree with appa besting naga
appa is a herbivore beast whose strength comes from its ability to fly, then its just heavy but on the other hand naga is a polar and a dog! why would you look past that people

naga will finnish appa with its fangs and claws , appa is just flight and weight while appa its diving to hit naga, naga can dodge and deal a strong paw/claw punch on nagas belly and if care is not taken on appa and naga is on blood rage, naga may just clinch her fangs on appa's neck and 2, 3 minutes appa would be on the way to the spirit world.

respect the DOG!!!

SirWere:
This is what happens, when you rush into Marriage......

Kingsley1000:
I MET HER IN LECTURE HALL(DURING YR1 GSS CLASS)*we were not in same faculty*...,I BORROWED HER NOTE,SHE SAID SHE CANT GIVE OUT HER NOTE TO A STRANGER,AFTER MUCH PERSUASION,SHE OBLIGED,WE EXCHANGED CONTACT,LATER THAT DAY,AROND 6PM I CALLED HER OUT TO RETURN THE NOTE,......SHE WAS GR8FUL COZ I DIDNT DISAPPOINT HER,WE DISCUSSED ON MANY TOPICS...SINCE THEN 2OF US BE LIKE 5&6

iAmCharis:
I can't mahn!

iAmCharis:
Answer my question first. Why does it turn you on?

iAmCharis:

It's just a kweshon. ;DGerrara here! :DThe question is WHY?? You never answer am.

nani667:
Lol... So because Toph learnt from Badger Moles she's automatically the boss...? Didn't you hear what king boomi told Aang when he was searching for an earth bending teacher...? He said he should search for someone that listens..... And King Boomi listens while he fights, he was already fighting like the Badger Moles that listen, and probably waay before Toph even learnt the earth bending.... Maybe boomi also studied the Badger Moles, or maybe he just learn the listening technique all on his own due to his Awesomeness.... In any case, He was the earth king because he was the strongest earth bender... That isn't beans sir... Toph was good, no doubt, but Boomi is better.... King Boomi got very little screen time unlike Toph, that's probably why some people fail to realize his Awesomeness.... That is understandable

quiinnBee:
most of them arent true sha, but well done

buygala:
Op, the fact that your mum is a compulsive thief doesn't make other ladies so




And if this is your idea of a Sunday joke, I must tell you that it's in very bad taste

johnydon22:
Nope Just acknowledging the awesomeness of the blind bandit...

I mean it is evidently clear "she was the best earth bender in the avatar world"..

In tophs voice to Master Wong and Shin fu after locking them up in a metal cage.
"I am the greatest earth bender in the world, don't you two knuckle heads ever forget that"

johnydon22:
Bumi couldn't even beat Aang when Aang got serious during their duel in the season 1...

Toph can earth bender as well as Badger moles, she has a powerful connection with the earth and not to talk of can metal bend more than any body that lives in the avatarverse.

Seriously the earth bending king stands no chanceat the epitome of earth bending awesomeness.. Toph is just out of the world...

RobinHez:
I'll beat up all the teachers that flogged me right from Kg1 to SS1

Then..I'll look for that army guy that was forming something for my pops!

hebenezher:
Lmfao.. Egbami ooo. I approached her, and expressed my feelings to her, then she started playing hard to get, which i really despise so much, i don't take forming from girl. I'm a high esteemed fella. Therefore, i ignored and went on with my life ( me wey get 5 girlfriends na im 1 moer-fucker go dey puff and bend yansh for me) mtchhhew! To cut the story short, i was chilling out with one of ma monikers romantically yesterday, suddenly she called me outta their midst with distress all over her, she said: christopher, you approached me and now you're with another girl, she was already crying. Lobatan. The nagged away, this morning she text me on whatsapp saying, '' i broke her heart'' i said '' No, Never. She said'' you didn't even fight to have me'' my reply was well, you didn't give me a weapon.. There she started pleading. Pals na bleeping next ooo... It's good to be handsome girls flow around me like say i dey use jaz.. Ahn ahn

Olomubj:
If you have supernatural powers what wil you do with it.To me if i have supernatural powers i wil give all men and women their dream lovers ,give them happy home for the rest of their life and makes everybody rich,.

freakthingz:
what are you mr slut shamer i bet you will be the first to smash if offered the opportunity
but then again its prolly all that sexual repression and fustrations of masturbatin gat you feelin some type of way

Cutehector:
see dem... Be dr eh... Na people like hardened criminals go full heaven pass.. Den those wey dey form righteous go full hellfire..

Cutehector:
This thread cannot contain all my sins

ChiSun27:
This story get as e be.

You just walked into someone's apartment where you haven't been to before and the gateman still allowed you on small persuasion?

I refuse to digest this unpalatable jollof rice.

Nuellah02:
True dear, got sum deeperlife friends. U need to gist with them and hear the disgusting things they say. Even went to their camp ground once and saw things for myself.

Bevy12:
I really don't know.