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Anyi3:
Not even funny actually
Anybody above 35 that calls you up doesn't tick the remaining boxes.
He has all those qualities and you want him to still be single

Goodluck and no I just felt like calling the President of Nigeria

God fearing and 15 years bedroom experience, how do some christians think

My brother, me tire for their thinking.. Almost all NL girls want guy wey dey fear God and dey good for bed plus him must pack nothing less than 7inches straw between him legs Nigeria romance na fraud

I am interested but I'm not tall I'm not too ugly I'm damn broke (I no fit lie with that one) I'm a novice in the act that's usually played in the bedroom .. So I go like to chop your money, chop your body. If interested here's my pin 7up33gulder Ayam waiting for your reply

bornagain1509:
i am not a feminist or sexist but i am just wondering why it is so.
Anybody?

I ain't a misogynist or sexist, but why is the bride's name always written before the groom's name on the wedding card and stuffs?.

AdamaziShuga:
Dear Ladies Please...
1. Never depend on your boyfriend like he is ur father,let him know that before you met him you were comfortable and without him you will still be comfortable....come on get a life....kip your hands busy.

2. Do not detest a man because he is not rich. Rather remember that he who is rich today might not be rich tomorrow and he who is poor today will nt be poor forever. Richness is like a table fan it rotates.

3. Never say real men deosnt come your way when all about you is fake,your lifestyle,your dress code,your background,your name etc.

4.Don't you say men are just after your body when you show off all your parts and lives nothing to d imagination.Dress d way u wnt to be addressed.

5. Do not say he has dated you for 3yrs..yet no proposal my dear every relationshp must nt end in marriage.

6. Do not hate relationships becos of past experience,rather know dat every relationship is a lesson,never you close your eyes on the bad things you v seen,becos you wont be able to see when the good one passes if your eyes are closed. Don't give up on love. Love is a blessing and not a curse.

Do you practice what you preached, would you turn the other cheek?.

bibiolu:
sure?

Sure

bibiolu:
You enjoy freedom but sometimes it can get pretty lonely

It never gets lonely..

Love is love while infatuation is infatuation... Don't thank me.

Op, get a Huawei ascend p7... You will be glad you did. A friend of mine had a major technical problem with his tecno phone, he took it to tecno care centre, paid some money and he was given a brand new phantom phone within two weeks.. (PH care centre)

Her booooobs don down... Olympus has fallen

khiaa:
The man is depressed with serious mental issues, what he did was not an act of bravery but a sign of mental illness. Don't confuse being sick with bravery.

He's a brave man...

braintext:
Was just kidding

You sure?.

OMG!.

What tha F did I just read?!!!!... That moment when what!?

Mprex:
you again! i mean guys that DOUBLE DATES, SLEEPS WITH ANYTHING IN SKIRTS, FLIRTS!!

I hope say dm no go reach Scotland o... Cos for there na the men dey wear skirt/kilt

14 years since you chop kpekus?... Your palm and your John Thomas dn be best friend?.

WTF?

RedBenson:
Why are you following such a huge number of females on nairaland? Judging from ur profile pic too, dont tell me what is in my mind now is true?

Dude... They were exercising... She was teaching the other how to "touch your toes"... Uniport girls will know that slang

ayusco85:
Well if u close ur legs wen u were a spinster u won't ve problem getting pregnant wen ur married. U can't eat ur cake and ve it....

So it's only girls that closed their legs when they are spinsters that will find it easier to get pregnant when they finally get married?... According to your theory, ehat if the husband is infertile due to rampant wanking and sleeping around?..

I smell turkey play

missblanche:
Hmmm!!!hi everyone..sorry i've not been here for a while..still missing my dad..
it is well...
i wanted to ask a question actually,my mum and i still talked about it this morning..
why do some nig men feel intimidated by successful women?

They don't... Just state your observation(s) and I'll try to explain it to you.

Frown Yam leg and Pot belle ... I go just run

LaurelP:
I'm one guy who beleives dat ladies shud not always have their way all d time when it comes to guys. Not dat I hate dem, not at all.
But becos I know wat they can turn guys to when they're left to do wateva they like. I know d impression they have of guys who are too lenient with dem.

I've neva been one to favor a girl over my fellow guy. Call it male chauvinism or wateva u like, I don't care!
I rememba back den during my service in Uyo, when we wud queue up to collect one thing or d oda. A girl will just walk majestically to a guy and ask him to make space for her to enter d queue, and d guys will allow dem. But if a guy does d same, d girls will neva allow dem.

I was known as someone who wud neva allow a girl. Even some guys were looking at me like a wicked guy, and I was surprised. Why shud I do to a girl wat I refuse to do a fellow guy? Is it becos she's got boobs and cunt?

I get very annoyed when I see how some guys stupidly please girls and even beg dem to accept dia kindness! Its stupidity to me.

So my question is shud a guy always please a girl? Cos I don't know if I'm doing d wrong thing by not being a woman pleaser.

You are not doing wrong... Whenever I do such, and the ladies/girls complains... I just tell them that I strongly believe in gender equality...

After you dn chop her like 3 times ... Just joking.

Beats by dre

herbeytv:
If you can't found yourself a man then snatch from someone .. Get married . . get kids when you get family to take care you won't be standing there bending your head like a tailor who didn't cut cloth very well

Na untill she marry b4 u go know say she dey happy?.

You were led to uproot a duly elected leader and incarcerate him for close to two years knowing fully well that he has no charge of even the corruption that was labeled against him. Yes, Shagari was the leader and therefore he bears all the responsibility of misdeeds in his government,

That Sheikh dey mad o, na Shagari Buhari incacerate or na Ekweme wey b the vice?.

Sermwell:
I had a big misunderstanding with my girlfriend when she caught me red-handed 'banging' my hostel nieghbour. After some weeks of pleading she decided to forgive me. But she came to visit me yesterday and when I was seeing her off, we decide to stop by at a cybercafe to print out something a friend sent to me. While I was doing that her phone rang and she went outside to pick because the place was noisy. A guy at the cafe ask me for a pen and I decided to open her bag for her pen but lo and behold two of my boxers were staring at me in the face....she has been crying asking me to forgive her but she hasn't told me what she wanted to do with them... Should I forgive her?

Maybe she want to help you wash dm... You know how some guys dey expect their girls to wash their cloths and stuffs na... Dm go say na criteria of a good wifey material...

olamonsor2:
Nice one

nice two

Rutheby:
It's not advisable. Those that rush into another relationship after breakup does not feel something deep and that's why most guys finds it difficult loving a girl after their first-love, they might decide to flirt but not ready to keep a faithful relationship #my opinion#

nice opinion

Articul8:
Lol. So u knw hw it feels now abi? Let him misinterpret it. U do too. Wt if he doesn't?