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I Belong to the G-class but can't see it anywhere! I don't load card at all n expect MTN to increase their call me back SMS to 20! ;DI Belong to the G-class but can't see it anywhere! I don't load card at all n expect MTN to increase their call me back SMS to 20!

ShineuEye:
Buhari's body language couldn't stop this one from breaking, shame.

Meanwhile buhari's body language gave me unfettered access to the internet today.

Text "Buhari" to 419 for your chance to get unlimited internet access.

Na wa to una! always ready to blame that old man! he promised change! yes we know but if you wanna see change, change yourself! I'm not a lover of politics but the way u reason is quite not a reasonable way! no offence!'Pray for ur country n don't condemn the President,

idolda:
Interesting! What was he doing in an hotel? Is hotel the official residence of government officials in Borno State?

didn't u read it well? he was in yola!

Vanquay:
It seems Africans Generally don't give a f*** about Basketball look how the court is empty. Seriously i think Don Jazzy isnt promoting that Girl Dija enough . Na because she no get package
F*** Basketball. Football is love Its life.

FTc is wearing me out. You must be a mad man to want this constantly

Di'ja is with Tiwa Salvage! she s doing. omugwo! let the Guys hang out jare! Di'ja is not needed there joor

My shout out goes to KOREDE BELLO! The word GODWIN was just a name of a person! but now it has become answers to greetings Q: oboy how work? A: my dear na God ~win Q: how ur exam go na A: na God win Q: the food sweet? A: na God win Q: you don bath? A: na God win Q: how area na A: bros God win oooo Abeg make we dey God win dey go iooo God go win for all our lives Amen # happpynewmonth

come to think of it ooo! na only men pen fit vanish! women breast no dey disappear ? men u need to b prayerful ooo! sha #idonblivit!

it only take God grace to understand his word

[quote author=Freemanan post=35775685] EVEN IF YOU PUT A C4 IN MY MOUTH,




I CAN'T BELIEVE #4 I think say na only notice am oooo. see lie!

siraj1402:
I beg where pple dey get kind this money?

na from heaven e dey fall from! u neva pick your own! see question ooo! Bros wise oo

this one wey she no shave the outta hair, I wonder how d inner ones will b like! hmmm!

Akpos lamentation
"I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her
father gave me
this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my
potential father-
in-law that I need to use the rest room which he
obliged.
Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through
it's window
and ran out of the
compound....!
DID YOU JUST ASKED WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you would have
done if you
were in my shoes !
Over to you !
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR
MY
DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND
IN BLOCK
LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a month
between five
hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO,
do not
continue. Leave my house immediately and don't
look back. If
all your answers are YES,
Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages
of cheating
in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can
give respect
to your father in- law and mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to
fix my hair
at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than your age,
explain why
you were born out of wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As
used by
women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the
owner of the kids
between the father and the mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?
___________
_________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized photograph
below which
will be used as advertisement in a popular national
newspaper
to cross check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged "only if
you are successful".
As you wait for my response,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other
details in
case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES"

Princecalm:
even most churches this days do not observe the true worship of God, or tell me why she would be allowed in by ushers in the first place.

nobody is suppose to be driven away from the church

so lame ! I rather fyt over a bowl of chocolate than over a boy!

rawe45:
Hard to believe, but if it's true, then Police don mad. Why would a criminal load recharge card at a crime scene oo..

I wonder oooo! so u too dey help me reason the matter! dey are so wack! if u ask me they are under the CHANGE project! sai changee!

crusadistic:
our Nigerian police are so smart

smart ko smart ni! na recharge card dem wan smart with? lwkmd! may dem go learn work

odikwa dope

b4 I say anything, I can't remember the full meaning of NDLEA!

I think its APC fault! Change Change and this man as change from normal to super normal (he needs brain checkup) d girl go b like so Romantic! Lolzz! na her choice sha!happy married life anytime u wish to get married

RIP boy! God is involve ! Lord take over Nigeria and protect your children

July 28, 19_ _ was born a damsel, a great wonderful woman ME

you pple are always looking for wat to say! thank God it wasn't after the inauguration, u would have said its Nigeria money! make una free that woman n pray for your country instead of looking for flaws from the new President n his family

see their faces! they are the ones taking our money oooo! God don catch una

this is serious! the devil always rebrand sin! so that we can try it! falling not! this is serious! the devil always rebrand sin! so that we can try it! falling not!