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Martowskin: guy av been finding som hard time wit dat registration, am using my phone, can u giv a little line hw u did urs.

if is abt doing d registration to open an acct wit shell. . . it all lies in making sure dat ur password has atleast one special character eg *# etc. Also remember dat d pasword is case sensitive


. . . i ve probs uploading my cv through my fone.

So. . . Hw many ppl dey apply for all dis Graduate Trainee stuff currently, xpecialy d Shell sh*t. Pls any1 wit soft copy SHL materials should help me wit it. My email is entityjoefrankdeelite@yahoo.com. Thanks

masagoody: check ur box

bro i'll be glad if you send me the SHL softcopy. My email is entityjoefrankdeelite@yahoo.com
thanks!

Ogbeche77: wake up bro, like all other houses, the moment everyone get his/her call up letter, the beginning of the end of the great thread starts ticking, I guess peep all moved to the job/vacancy section

*bolded* describes me to an extent. . . You didnt list d Career section.

yhemite: Finally! Now i can talk on this thread..Seriously, i use to look foward 4 a day like dis,wen me too wld b a prospective corper... Reminisences of funny jokes, slangs i use to read way bk den,keep me coming bk 4 mre each tym,i come to nairaland...but alas! Nw am part of d family,d tension of building my cgpa is nw over.. 3.56 in UNAD~EKSU BIOCHEMISTRY No b joke o..i hope i jst dnt burn dos candles in vain..my eyes are nw bad sote i change eye glasses per session.. Anyway,al na story, nysc on my innocent mind,omo boy need money,tired of skuling in ekiti for 5yrs, abuja my most prefered...cant wait 4 25th june to pack my stuff 4rm my papa house.. Jst wish am posted to an hospital,govt sec. Schl to go teach dos kids wat chem and bio is al about or 1 fine ministry,preferable ministry of sci and tech or min of envirmnt.. Much ados to all galant otondos... 1 love o o o..am jst 2 happy to be here,wait make i go bring my bunk sorry matress,cos dis room sweet to sleep..cheers!

If you think because u were mobilised for Batch B it gives u d right to bring ur bunk abi matress here. . . YOU ARE WRONG!!!

Nikky_fuja: .
Yeah its 9months to go!

Your Head Is There. . .


Shugamania I See You!
@House- happy sunday.

Ehizario: Oboy u dey vex o! Calm down ehn...

Ehiz. . . Na truth i dey talk, d earlier i finish dis scam called Service and gerout of here d beta for me!

Welcome To May folks. . .
Incase You Guyz Dont Know, A New Count Down Is ON!



9 MONTHS TO GO. . .

Madrid Also Wept!!!. . .

And Barca Wept Yesterday. . .
Between Madrid and Dortmund Who Do Cry Today. . .

yokiti: Laughing at BLOOD SUCKING VAMPIRES. You should have put it like thise; Money draining alawee co-joined relationship/ partners.
In an unserious note; Whatsoever alawee has joined together, let no monicker Password77 put asunder.

omo.. I done talk my mind sha.
Sup bro

Shugamania: Howdy people.. Mencade, dmalam, password, nitane, martowskin, donmudia, angelajuni...Happy sunday y'all.

@Yokiti, that was on point. Thanks loads.

ma cherie hw re u doing today

Ndababa: We've been paid today. N39,600...double allawee (March n April)...#BenueCamp...#BornoKopa. Expecting Relocation letters next week!

Guard dat money with your Life cos u might not see another one in d nxt 2-3 mnths. Dont carry those blood sucking vampires (babes) in camp to mami!

mencade5: password na parachute i use fly leave d jet o. As 4 d pix, d camera man dey anoda plane.
Any biznez idea u want to share?

omo i done scan d villa i dey for Nasarawa... I go try dey import Red oil here from East then export Yam or Egusi. Simple.

Ultimatum is actually good in very extreme cases. . . Especially when the person is giving u a second chance to redeem urself after a very ugly event. #TryItAgainAndOurRelationshipIsOver


. . . Dis reminds me of d little drama dat took place during my uncle's wedding some yrs ago.


After spending enough cash on d traditional marriage *omo to marry kalabari babe expensive oo*, on d eve of d white wedding, the babe's family started making UNREASONABLE demands and d babe come dey support her ppl *she say she go follow her ppl go if d demands are not met*.

Mehn! My gentleman uncle just provoke big time, come Declare him ULTIMATUM to his wife- "IF YOU STEP OUT OF THAT DOOR, I PROMISE YOU I'LL JUST PICK ANY AVAILABLE GIRL AND WED TOMORROW".
Na so d matter die instanta! Cos he was definitely not bluffing.

@House. . . Finally!!! To share Biz ideas here no bad oo. . .

ekeroyal: Small? We're to be precise 1,444 with a little over 900 males and the balance of females. But at the moment, over 50 nursing mothers & pregnant ladies have gone home. So about 1,390 left, and bro kai! That's a huge number for such a small place.

Am still searching though, for a Yobe Kopa in the house.

my brother una still use style small... Cos we dat left keffi last month were over 2200 excluding pregnant and nursing mothers, with guys almost clocking 1500.

mencade6: hahaha.,dmalam see am na.

Hw u take commot from jet wey dey move for air to snap pishur... U b winsh ni

ekeroyal: Greetings everybody, pls am still looking to see a Yobe Kopa.

Pls show yourself.

i passed keffi in Nasarawa yesterday and noticed that the number of yobe corpers is very small... What happened?

Omo i just came out of d propectv batch b house nw, wetin i dey see na ny*sh, bush, gutter... Na wa oo. See wetin addiction to Mazi Stories dey cos!

@house... Hw una dey? My ppa get as e b oo! But Oluwa is fully involved
... In other news, e get one curvy corper sherikoko for my ppa wey i done dey arrange plan for #OperationFindRib

^no be only crush... Na Accident you get.

spicyp: Even as a student nurse that i am a lot of dudes are dying for me.Most guys love the profession and not the person in question.There's always a misconception that nurses take lots of pills not to get pregnant,d question is...is taking of pills the only way to avoid pregnancy?A nurse can have sex as many times as possible and not use pills or condom but still not get pregnant.Its our field"we know how we de run am"

*At bolded*
Exactly what scares d s*h*it out of us!




Nurses hv d technical know-how and access to extreemly potent medication than other professions. Thus, wen a nurse is bad(promiscuous), she's usually d 'baddest'

Weeeeeee! Mehn! I just dey enjoy max relaxation for house cos my PPA no just funny at all. By nxt wk most of us go leave Civilization com enter Stone Age. Hw una dey Manage?

Three weeks of hard labour...
Three weeks of hard fun...
Three weeks with new friends...
Three weeks of Parade and Mammy...
Three weeks in the land called Nasarawa...
Three weeks i'll never forget ever!!!
I want to say a big thank u to NL
for the many info here; my brethren of this wonderful house 13A for there love and support since last yr oct; to my Ogas at the top crazyman and ogbeche, ur efforts are highly appreciated.
Behold camp has come to an end but it is not d end of our fellowship/friendship... Only the begining of a new chapter.
I love you all.
Its ur boi Password77 officially signing out of Magaji Dan Yanusa permanent camp Keffi Nasarawa state. Shalom!

Behold the Count Down... 8 Days to go.

Early morning prayers and parade...

Today was resting day from parade, but d football competition continued. My platoon 10 *aka CHANNEL 0 aka 10 over 10* white washed platoon 4 three goals to nothing. Lunch today was rice stew and chicken. This nite by 11:24, man o' war wan come ginger our swagger but we stampede them.
... In other other news. BANGING of babes has started in certain hidden locations and one of my paddy is spear heading d attack. #smh for gurls.
...from keffi camp dis is PASSWORD77 reporting

Life from Nasarawa camp Keffi, we are turning our swagg ON and setting our Ginger ablaze @ our CORPERS WELKOM PARTYYYYY!
FEATUTRING ARTISTES LIKE:
White Nigeria *dis guy na oyibo wey dey use pidgin and hausa rap. E b like say na half caste him be... D guy's flow badt die! *
Techno
The winner of SPRITE TRIPPLE SLAM from ABJ *i done forget him name but d guy tight*
MC GUCCI etc.
The dance competition was crazy, come see where orobo folks dey shake/ whine their B U M B U M to Flavour's hit song SHAKE UKWU.
but Camp Director just spoil d fun by telling the organisers to end it by 10:30.
... In other news, i was paid my Transport allawi today #1500.
... From NASARAWA dis is PASSWORD77 reporting.

P.S: If u are an otondo and u are NOT doing ur Orientation at NASARAWA, U ARE WRONG!

v€€v€an:
even ma own love se,I wish it didn't hv 2 b lik dt tho A̶̲̥̅♏ nw i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ obs so no tyme 4 2 much flex

Thank God!!! i signed up for OBS too, but wen i heard my flexing mode would be affected, i had no toher option than to hide my letter of application and also missed the test on purpose...

v€€v€an:
We have been divided into platoons, A̶̲̥̅♏ i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ platoon 8 @password let's meet up na, na roast dem dey roast us 4 nasarawa o! A̶̲̥̅♏ even tinkin of joinin obs 2 escape sme of d parade tins whew

@v€€v€an no probs. Beep me on 07030952801.
@ house... Each platoon went for jogging dis morning and we really had fun
*see one of d song wey we sing*
Comot for road oo
comot for road
lazy corpers #pointing at other platoons#
Comot for road!
Currently on my way to collect breakfast *bread, boiled egg and d coloured water dey call tea*

...finally, if u are NOT in Nasarawa camp Keffi... U ARE WRONG!

Pheeeew! Finally done with swearing in ceremony *i don remove head dress tire since morn*
omo! D sun here no be beans to piisss na war, even if u piss d colour go dey like lipton.
...*hears sound of trumpet* make i go collect my aftanoon food ( Rice n Fish) fast.
Its still ur boi PASSWORD77 reporting from KEFFI CAMP NASARAWA.

@ yokiti, i go read dat ur 'text book' above later... *so na Platoon 2 u dey*

... The camp director gave us some prep talk dis morning ( d dos and donts of camp etc) and also the meaning of the various trumpet sound *they all sounded d same to me*
i'm abt to finish d concluding part of my registration.
.... Password77 reporting live from Nasarawa camp keffi!