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NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 3:14pm On Dec 05, 2012
jamebex: Morning 2 u 2. Hope U woke on d ryt side of ur bed
yea i did. Just dat someone's post really pissed me off dis morn.
Hw today dey handle u? smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 7:35am On Dec 05, 2012
Good morning house. Hope u guys slept well? smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 2:25pm On Dec 04, 2012
smakati: Hmmmm, I wonda if any yabatech ''ALUMNI''(I love dat word) dey here.........holla @ your boy Hydra AK Daniel A.K.A smakati, microbiology.
Meanwhile, I sallute d house, my fellow prospective corpers, how una dey.
we dey fine oo.... We just perch like hunters wey dey wait make bush meat enter our trap.
Hw paroles na?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 8:55pm On Dec 01, 2012
Culled from some where for ur reading pleasure...

IS AKPOS WISER THAN THE DEVIL?
Three Men, A Philosopher, A
Mathematician And Akpos, Were
Out Riding In The Car When It
Crashed Into A Tree. Before
Anyone Knows
It, The Three Men Found
Themselves
Standing Before The Pearly Gates
Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And
The Devil Were Standing Nearby.
“Gentlemen,” The Devil Started,
“Due To The Fact That Heaven Is
Now Overcrowded, Therefore St.
Peter Has Agreed To Limit The
Number Of People Entering
Heaven. If AnyoneOf You Can Ask
Me A Question Which I
Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer,
Then You’re Worthy Enough To
GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll
Come With Me To Hell.”
The Philosopher Then Stepped Up,
“OK, Give Me The Most
comprehensive
Report On Socrates’ Teachings.”
With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack
Of
Paper Appeared Next To The Devil.
The Philosopher Read It And
Concluded It Was Correct.
“Then, Go To Hell!”
With Another Snap Of His Finger,
The
Philosopher Disappeared.
The Mathematician Then Asked,
“Give
Me The Most Complicated Formula
You Can Ever Think Of!”
With A Snap Of His Finger, Another
Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To
The Devil. The Mathematician Read
It And
Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct.
“Then, Go To Hell!” With Another
Snap Of His Finger, The
Mathematician Disappeared, Too.
Akpos Then Stepped Forward
And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!”
The Devil Brought Forward A
Chair.
“Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said
The Idiot.
The Devil Did Just That.
Akpos Then Sat On The Chair And
Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing
Up, He
Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart
Come
Out From?” The Devil Inspected
The Seat And
Said, “The Third H0le From The
Right.”
“Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From
My Assh0le.”
....Akpos Went To Heaven.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 7:47am On Dec 01, 2012
@ all- happy new month folks. Remember today is World Aids Day so play safe.

@ D ladies- be careful this month so that result no go show for march during camp wink

... Merry xmas in advance

ik121: Dun wif clearance.
Hav my statement of result ryt besyd me.
Graduated wif 2.2
*Mission Accomplishd*

Going bac 2 d LUV OF MY LIFE AND MY SOUL - MUZIK.
congrats bro
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 10:23pm On Nov 30, 2012
Ellylace and Angelajuni i sight una for my LED screen oo
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 10:20pm On Nov 30, 2012
Sonnik212: passsword abeg which one u b cos I can't recall ur na$e n which inno u d tok abt?
sorry mate, i thought u were d sunny dat is in physics (electronics opt). i'm a futoite too

An0nimus: @Password sorry bout the test mate. My guys that wrote said they got an sms sha.
thankx man. God dey!
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 8:20pm On Nov 30, 2012
Ileke-IdI.:
Hello pippo! Officially signing in..
CrazyMan: Are you who I think you are...or?
Fourcade: ^is this a joke? grin
Ekiti woman girl you are welcome
shockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshockedshocked
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 8:14pm On Nov 30, 2012
psoto: Eeya.
Sorry about that.
Other opportunities will come.
jonath0012: oh no! that~s so unfortunate. dont worry another opportunity will come
thankx ppl, God dey!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 5:52pm On Nov 30, 2012
jonath0012: thanks bro. how you dey?
i dey oo. just angry dat i missed one oilserve apt test in sch today, i waz shortlisted but nobody informed me sad
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 2:28pm On Nov 30, 2012
Sonnik212: Sonny...futo, physics 12...any aluta onboard shud halla me
see dis man! Sonny hw far? Welkom home. Hope say u dey hear from inno?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 4:46pm On Nov 29, 2012
remany: i'm ada, finished frm economics dept,unn. smiley
welkom to our house remany. We've been xpecting u...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 4:41pm On Nov 29, 2012
ik121: Wel afta evry evry, urs truly wz given 2 pack of Gold Circle 2 go in2 d world nd........... ?? grin
... spread ur wild seeds! wink

jonath0012: wow! the house is getting ever interesting.i`ve not been able to drop by lately cos i lost my mobile phone. Hope you guys are doing fine. ik121, Ellain, log1 , password and others, i give kudos to you for making the house lively. i will be comming here as the situation permits me until i get a new phone.
oga jona sorry oo. may ur new fone nt resemble d old one.....
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 6:13pm On Nov 28, 2012
An0nimus: Lowkey mehn, very lowkey.couple pics,smiles,hugs,the usual. Told my folks not to bother much if they don't have the strength for it. I'm grateful to God tho, it's not easysmiley..you?
low key things as well, 5 yrs in that jungle nw history... God has indeed been merciful.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 10:07am On Nov 28, 2012
An0nimus: nope B-)..Futo,Geosciences..any other necessary info?
finally a felow futoite in d house

@An0nimus- welkom onboard bro. Hw u dey prepare for 8th dec?
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 11:02am On Nov 16, 2012
G'morn House...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
Adebayolove: March seems like eternity but I know we'll all get there soon. Good afternoon house!
@Adebayolove- G'afternoo bro...
Though our destination maybe lightyears away we'll surely get to d promise land.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 12:48pm On Nov 15, 2012
jonath0012: You are right, bro. I've been there bfore, i can relate with u on this wella.
how was ur night?
presido jona my nite get as e be oo... Hw paroles for ur end today?

sandylurv: ₪☺ one wants †☺ answer my greeting abi? **sadface** Nt speaking †☺ anyone here again.
sandylurv G'morn abi na aftanoon! Abeg no vex oo. Hw u dey? smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 8:36am On Nov 15, 2012
jonath0012: O boy u dey chop 2much o! Guy u dey shyt 2much o! etc etc etc lol

LMAO! this is very true
Plus restricting your freedom as you'll now be putting a 2nd or 3rd party into consideration when making decisions sad
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 4:40am On Nov 15, 2012
ik121: @password77 rd page 3/4 i tink i treatd d disparity b/w Akwa ibom nd Rivers. I personaly'd luv 2 serv in Akwa ibom. My ex is frm akwa ibom . I'v bn dia b4 nd it wz an amazin xperience.
@ik121- u're nt alone in d "My ex is frm akwa ibom " zone

thanks ik121, jona and God-child for the heads up on d above states....
...keep it rolling guyz. We Need More!
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2012
Nw down to biz, we all want to influence our posting to one state or the other and most of us may hv lil or no idea abt wat to expect while serving there...
...so comrades, kindly post any info abt d pros and cons of serving in any state at all so dat members can b fully informed and well prepared for d journey ahead.

PS: i've my eyez on Rivers and Akwa ibom.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 12:59pm On Nov 14, 2012
ik121: Gdmnin y'all.

Password77 we r plzd 2 v u wid us nd we luk 4wd 2 seein mor of ur posts errday.
thankx ik121 i'll try my best.

...i salute d executive members; jona, 1st lady and others
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Girl She Is A Terrible Cook? by Password77(m): 9:22am On Nov 14, 2012
@op- just drop the bomb cos there is no way you can make it sound nice. Reality check... # the truth is always bitter.
PhonesRe: Hot Picture Of Ebube Essien-garricks Mtn Aeroplane Winner by Password77(m): 9:08am On Nov 14, 2012
Wow! She sure has a nice set of pillows... shocked
RomanceRe: Upgrading From Girlfriend 7.0 To WIFE 1.0..(a Must Read For All Men) by Password77(m): 9:03am On Nov 14, 2012
mondi_cheeks: why do u guys treat marriage like its an achievement for women...is that all there is to a woman? undecided
sorry babe, but It is the apex achievement for women irrespective their degree or status. Especially with the time bomb called "age" ticking away to explosion...
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by Password77(m): 4:04am On Nov 14, 2012
D house is gradually gaining momentum...
I'm ceejay studied elect/elect eng from FUTO. Hw una dey?
RomanceRe: Love Is Not About Beauty Is About^^^^^^^ Click And See by Password77(m): 3:17am On Nov 14, 2012
mimiejacobz: Wish there r more guyz outdia lyk dis
Hey! snap outta dis trance and stop wishing lyk aladin or skye bank...

... D big question is if d roles of d story is switched and it is d guy's face dat is rearranged will d girl stil marry himhuh...#food for thought
RomanceRe: She spends on him by Password77(m): 2:47am On Nov 14, 2012
Dog wey wan die no dey sense d smell of sh*t. A desperate girl dey sing marriage for ur ear and u still wan enter d trap because of "change".... I sorry for u!
RomanceRe: They Say Boyfrends Wil Come & Go by Password77(m): 2:28am On Nov 14, 2012
With or without Friends life goes on. And remember dat d only tin dat is constant is change...
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Albino? by Password77(m): 2:17am On Nov 14, 2012
Capital NO! Though it sounds racist, i wouldnt want to b held reponsible for adding d albino gene to my bloodline...
RomanceRe: Do not condemn a lesbian. by Password77(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2012
Richard.:
Atimes people don't know that some lasbians became lasbians out of fraustration, heartbreaks, bad companies, loneliness or financial problems. My ex was a lesbian when I met her, she never told me until she changed after 3months, now she is married with a kid and she never stops be thankful. Am not saying am perfect but I believe I must have created a good impact towards changing that which made her became a lesbian before. My niece was a lesbian, she confided in me and I told the boyfriend the steps to take instead of leaving the girl and today, she is lesbian no more. I never blame or condemn a lesbian because atimes they need or wish to have a help out of it. As a friend to a lesbian, seek that which makes her became a lesbian and do your best to creat an impact positively in her instead of condemning. I love and wish to have a lesbian friend anytime again and again.
u re either high on cheap crack or ur brain needs to undergo some serious maintenance procedure... tongue

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