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jamebex: Morning 2 u 2. Hope U woke on d ryt side of ur bedyea i did. Just dat someone's post really pissed me off dis morn. Hw today dey handle u? ![]() |
Good morning house. Hope u guys slept well? ![]() |
smakati: Hmmmm, I wonda if any yabatech ''ALUMNI''(I love dat word) dey here.........holla @ your boy Hydra AK Daniel A.K.A smakati, microbiology.we dey fine oo.... We just perch like hunters wey dey wait make bush meat enter our trap. Hw paroles na? |
Culled from some where for ur reading pleasure... IS AKPOS WISER THAN THE DEVIL? Three Men, A Philosopher, A Mathematician And Akpos, Were Out Riding In The Car When It Crashed Into A Tree. Before Anyone Knows It, The Three Men Found Themselves Standing Before The Pearly Gates Of Heaven, Where St. Peter And The Devil Were Standing Nearby. “Gentlemen,” The Devil Started, “Due To The Fact That Heaven Is Now Overcrowded, Therefore St. Peter Has Agreed To Limit The Number Of People Entering Heaven. If AnyoneOf You Can Ask Me A Question Which I Don’t Know Or Cannot Answer, Then You’re Worthy Enough To GoTo Heaven; If Not, Then You’ll Come With Me To Hell.” The Philosopher Then Stepped Up, “OK, Give Me The Most comprehensive Report On Socrates’ Teachings.” With A Snap Of His Finger, A Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Philosopher Read It And Concluded It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Philosopher Disappeared. The Mathematician Then Asked, “Give Me The Most Complicated Formula You Can Ever Think Of!” With A Snap Of His Finger, Another Stack Of Paper Appeared Next To The Devil. The Mathematician Read It And Reluctantly Agreed It Was Correct. “Then, Go To Hell!” With Another Snap Of His Finger, The Mathematician Disappeared, Too. Akpos Then Stepped Forward And Said, “Bring Me A Chair!” The Devil Brought Forward A Chair. “Drill 7 Holes On The Seat”, Said The Idiot. The Devil Did Just That. Akpos Then Sat On The Chair And Let Out A Very Loud Fart. Standing Up, He Asked, “Which Hole Did My Fart Come Out From?” The Devil Inspected The Seat And Said, “The Third H0le From The Right.” “Wrong,” Said Akpors, “It’s From My Assh0le.” ....Akpos Went To Heaven. |
@ all- happy new month folks. Remember today is World Aids Day so play safe. @ D ladies- be careful this month so that result no go show for march during camp ![]() ... Merry xmas in advance ik121: Dun wif clearance.congrats bro |
Ellylace and Angelajuni i sight una for my LED screen oo |
Sonnik212: passsword abeg which one u b cos I can't recall ur na$e n which inno u d tok abt?sorry mate, i thought u were d sunny dat is in physics (electronics opt). i'm a futoite too An0nimus: @Password sorry bout the test mate. My guys that wrote said they got an sms sha.thankx man. God dey! |
Ileke-IdI.: CrazyMan: Are you who I think you are...or? Fourcade: ^is this a joke? |
psoto: Eeya. jonath0012: oh no! that~s so unfortunate. dont worry another opportunity will comethankx ppl, God dey!!! |
jonath0012: thanks bro. how you dey?i dey oo. just angry dat i missed one oilserve apt test in sch today, i waz shortlisted but nobody informed me ![]() |
Sonnik212: Sonny...futo, physics 12...any aluta onboard shud halla mesee dis man! Sonny hw far? Welkom home. Hope say u dey hear from inno? |
remany: i'm ada, finished frm economics dept,unn.welkom to our house remany. We've been xpecting u... |
ik121: Wel afta evry evry, urs truly wz given 2 pack of Gold Circle 2 go in2 d world nd........... ??... spread ur wild seeds! ![]() jonath0012: wow! the house is getting ever interesting.i`ve not been able to drop by lately cos i lost my mobile phone. Hope you guys are doing fine. ik121, Ellain, log1 , password and others, i give kudos to you for making the house lively. i will be comming here as the situation permits me until i get a new phone.oga jona sorry oo. may ur new fone nt resemble d old one..... |
An0nimus: Lowkey mehn, very lowkey.couple pics,smiles,hugs,the usual. Told my folks not to bother much if they don't have the strength for it. I'm grateful to God tho, it's not easylow key things as well, 5 yrs in that jungle nw history... God has indeed been merciful. |
An0nimus: nope B-)..Futo,Geosciences..any other necessary info?finally a felow futoite in d house @An0nimus- welkom onboard bro. Hw u dey prepare for 8th dec? |
G'morn House... |
Adebayolove: March seems like eternity but I know we'll all get there soon. Good afternoon house!@Adebayolove- G'afternoo bro... Though our destination maybe lightyears away we'll surely get to d promise land. |
jonath0012: You are right, bro. I've been there bfore, i can relate with u on this wella.presido jona my nite get as e be oo... Hw paroles for ur end today? sandylurv: ₪☺ one wants †☺ answer my greeting abi? **sadface** Nt speaking †☺ anyone here again.sandylurv G'morn abi na aftanoon! Abeg no vex oo. Hw u dey? ![]() |
jonath0012: O boy u dey chop 2much o! Guy u dey shyt 2much o! etc etc etc lolPlus restricting your freedom as you'll now be putting a 2nd or 3rd party into consideration when making decisions ![]() |
ik121: @password77 rd page 3/4 i tink i treatd d disparity b/w Akwa ibom nd Rivers. I personaly'd luv 2 serv in Akwa ibom. My ex is frm akwa ibom . I'v bn dia b4 nd it wz an amazin xperience.@ik121- u're nt alone in d "My ex is frm akwa ibom " zone thanks ik121, jona and God-child for the heads up on d above states.... ...keep it rolling guyz. We Need More! |
Nw down to biz, we all want to influence our posting to one state or the other and most of us may hv lil or no idea abt wat to expect while serving there... ...so comrades, kindly post any info abt d pros and cons of serving in any state at all so dat members can b fully informed and well prepared for d journey ahead. PS: i've my eyez on Rivers and Akwa ibom. |
ik121: Gdmnin y'all.thankx ik121 i'll try my best. ...i salute d executive members; jona, 1st lady and others |
@op- just drop the bomb cos there is no way you can make it sound nice. Reality check... # the truth is always bitter. |
Wow! She sure has a nice set of pillows... |
mondi_cheeks: why do u guys treat marriage like its an achievement for women...is that all there is to a woman?sorry babe, but It is the apex achievement for women irrespective their degree or status. Especially with the time bomb called "age" ticking away to explosion... |
D house is gradually gaining momentum... I'm ceejay studied elect/elect eng from FUTO. Hw una dey? |
mimiejacobz: Wish there r more guyz outdia lyk disHey! snap outta dis trance and stop wishing lyk aladin or skye bank... ... D big question is if d roles of d story is switched and it is d guy's face dat is rearranged will d girl stil marry him ...#food for thought |
Dog wey wan die no dey sense d smell of sh*t. A desperate girl dey sing marriage for ur ear and u still wan enter d trap because of "change".... I sorry for u! |
With or without Friends life goes on. And remember dat d only tin dat is constant is change... |
Capital NO! Though it sounds racist, i wouldnt want to b held reponsible for adding d albino gene to my bloodline... |
Richard.:u re either high on cheap crack or ur brain needs to undergo some serious maintenance procedure... ![]() |




...#food for thought