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robonski15: With a 100k you can still do something..You can start with two plastic tanks of 1500 litres 30k each..I don't really know how much it currently goes for, then get a good fingerlings seed of 200 pieces for #10 to make 2000k which u will feed them with abt 30k to maturity Had it been u were in lagos I will give u my best fingerlings seed free to boost ur profit..

Thanks for the quick response. i'll add u up on whatsapp nw

robonski15: Congrats!!! There is a high demand for catfish at owerri and PH..

thanks. i'm from imo, based in Ph and currently serving in nasarawa. wat type of pond will u advice a newbie wit limited means to start wit.
also, how can i start up wit #100k assuming i ve a source of water

Finally!!! i've landed at the last page. kudos to all the gurus in d house.
@ robonski is there good cat fish market at owerri and PH?

mehn! name 6k of my august allawi remain oo

martowskin1: [size=50pt]22WEEKS TO POP[/size]

Omo, make dis Yr end sharpaly. Cos na POP sure pass. . .

Yaaaaay! Just got nasarawa state allawi, 4 months arrears. . . #DancingLimpopo

Chrisjane: That must b Mrs Claire. Am in Anti-corruption. U?

hehehehehe, ANTI-CORRUPTION na CDS for Delta. . . Blood Of Cow!!!

E be like say we go start ANTI-BOKO HARAM as CDS up north.

dmalam: , ACSHUALLY
U CAN DO IT WITOUT GETTIN COT BY LUKIN RITE, LEFT, FRONT AND BK TO ENSURE NOBODY IS WATCHIN....SM SAID D FEAR OF GETTIN COT MEKS D TIN SWEETA.....

NB- i dont do/date sec sch students.

Esji80: perêeeeet! chest out!! pereeeeee chuuuun.standa ieyss,pereee chuuun, (left,left,left- right),pereeee chuuun, by d center quick match,left ryt2,quick mark time,left ryt2,pereee halt....!!! somethng lyk dt, 9c u bois r trying...lolx

na just d soft kind of match past. . . They re nt military or para military. . . Jst d normal mark time, eyes right, right and left wheel, back turn and u re good to go.

dmalam: HAMMER KE? HW NW?

AND DOS NURSES NO FINE REACH DOS GURLS WEY UNA DEY SEE FOR SCHOOLS NAH( sweet sixteen tinz)

I STILL ENVY UNA BRO!

u talk truth sha, considering my ppa in d north central where u find over age girls in jss class who would use any possible chance to "INNOCENTLY" move their hijab to flash their ripe bóóbs at u and also wanting to b ur friend. But i tell u they are like the biblical forbidden apples: to be appreciated and nt to be eaten, else, it gets stuck in ur throat. . .

Coolstan: Lagos state don already pay july alawi. Got mine on 29th. How una for other states?

dude, boiz done dey broke already. Got paid since 22nd

dmalam: THE WORST PPA NA HOSPITAL....U NO GET BREAK AND U GET TO WORK 24/7 SMTIMES

SKUL NA D BEST PPA GASKIYA, I ENVY UNA DIE

omo no make me vex for u oo. U wey dey hospital dey hammer plus all d fine fine nurse babes. . . Na wa for u oo. . .

flexing me holidays. . . Na now i come appreciate serving in school. Hw una dey??

solomityo: lol.... Who will now go to d bad place?

i wonder oo. . .

Akjerry: this is a draft of what it looks like.

cool. . . So where u base?

konklushun: U guys really got me laffin. Some r still telllin nysc tales wen me don begin do countdown to p.o.p

your Head is there. . .
30 weeks to POP

300 and Counting. . .

yokiti: From my abode here in Kontagora, Niger state I say; na ge she ku. How has life been with us all? Greetings to my comrades: Ignis, my Portugal Baracoon Ehizario, Dmalam, my Lasu mates; Bigdream and Nitane, mencade password et al.

brotherly, i remove head dress for you.

Ina wuni aboki na, yaya aiki? Yaya jindaji?

The flint: guyz sowi say í jst dey join thread oh, i too like romance section


My ppa has bin fu'ked in terms of hustlin chances, nufin special at all, jst kinda 4rm skul 2 lodge every day, if we no dey skul, we either dey play whot, drink gin(person no fit dey use 19,500 change buy beer), do small party(d locals lyk party die), pursue nupe or yoruba gals(personally i no lyk corp memba females, dem 2 old 4 my eye, and me na young bobo), learn bike, play ball, charge fone, shit, mess, put bucket inside my rum take collect rain water 4rm ceiling, dey listen 2 my lodge mates dey f'ck 4 night, watch ball, play ball, watch film, visit nairaland, trek 3km, waka go river, catch toad use am prepare jollof, pick snail, chop cat, party naked, chop termite, teach 4 sku, meet empty headed students, meet smart students wey u go wish say dem dey beta environment, dey try use english communicate with students wey önly sabi speak nupe, wonder why white man bring dis english wahala come africa, learn how to smoke, play monopoly, flog students, read gmat, read and read, mark scripts, thank God 4 impact wey u dey get 4 d place, greet tire, chop local rice, wonder why we naija dey import rice, pray make God politicians wey no want make dem increase alawe, laugh, wonder wetin u go do afta service, meet wonderful people...... MISSING HOME, MAMA, SIBLINGS, BENIN CITY

dis man dey flex service scatter. . .

Martinho: [size=24pt]29weeks TO GO[/size]

hw manage?. . . E b lyk say u done minus all d holidays.

Oya! E done set. . . Where those ppl wey say na "missing rib" dem find come service. . . Hw far d parole?


And if you done dey 'kolobi' person for ur ppa. . . Start to spill d beans!!!

nitane25: Batch As dey vex oooo0000

i dey tells u. . . If not for the certificate, i for done retire since. They expect us to work like elephants and eat like ants. . . This is nt service, it is slavery.

enky: Urgent response pls
am a current Batch b13 serving in bayelsa pls i want to know is the red cross society a good group to belong to in terms of influencing the ppa ?the obs group is to many

stay away from red cross, hiv and mdgs cos it gives u 80-90% chances of landing in interior villages where their services are really needed.

nitane25: y r batch As nt sharin ENUF PPA experience. every1 is too busy to get together?HMMMMM

cos d PPA experience is nw boring and annoying. . .

Where Are Those Copas Serving In Cross Rivers A Little Birdie Told Me They Just Paid You Guyz 2 Months State Allawi. . .

EmmyDe25: What a touching story.. lol. Well, atleast in your own place you are doing one or two things. In my PPA the only job "they" do is just to sit down and bring their family matters to the table... some of them will be like "na rice me and my husband chop yesterday", some will tell you..... Daddy jnr no allow me sleep all through the night... There is even this particular pregnant lady i dont seem to like..... because she wouldnt just allow her family matter to stay right there in her house.. she'll come to work every morning boring us with talks abt her hubby, forgetting that shes in a office. The most annoying part is even that most of the corpers there; fresh from school... though married, who i expected a high level of decorum from, play the leading role in this eye-sore hapenings. Well, the reason why am a bit paranoid might not be unconnected with the fact that am the only guy in that office, most time you just see me reading newspaper just to shrug off the loneliness... but if you look sternly you'll know something is wrong.
Giving you some tit-bits from the home front, I have this18yr old neighbour staying with her sister, who always come knocking on my door every blessed morning. Two weeks ago she came telling me that there is this particular guy that she likes who doesnt like her, I told her jokingly to go tell the guy, not knowing she was actually referring to me. She came the next day though a little shy telling me that as much as this might sound embarrassing, she just cant hold it to herself any longer that she really love Mr corper. Ever since she made this known this small girl wouldnt stop calling and spamming my inbox with messages... She'll cook and bring for me, though i've never tasted any of her food because am this kind of guy who doesnt like to eat outside. Plus, the fact that am a lil superstitious... Sometimes i just feel maybe this girl was being sent from somewhere. But each time i remember this girl just wrote her first jamb and shes of the same age with my last born ₹ just wonder what this world is turning into...

If i was told 2 make a wish.u kno wat i wuld wish 4?4 u 2 see rite thru me nd know ow much i luv u.but its a pity u dont kno ow much.i wish 1 day if nt 2day or 2moro u will tel me u luv me 2 but i kno dat wil neva happen.gudnite my luv. wish u wuld reply. Ds was d the msg she sent last nyt.

You Just Landed A JACKPOT!!!. . .
But be careful cos it is like FIRE: It can b used to COOK a MAN's meal. . . It can also b used to COOK the MAN!

Approximately 35 weeks to POP. . .

Martowskin: your work has been reduced, just teach them how to take care of their husbands... shikina

the reverse is d case. . . The Northerners especially those in remote areas need help seriously in d Education sector. . . They need to change their mindset in dat area. . .

EmmyDe25: LMAO!!!! Dem don turn you to a stand up comedian.

i dey tell you. . . But it isn't funny!

Martowskin: my guy, wat do u tink is really d probs

for my own ppa up north things just dey funny, imagine me having small small married babes for my class. Hw dem want take read

I asked jss 3 wat they want to b in d future and d remaining single girls all shouted dat dey want to get married. . . I just Stood there - Speechless!

Nursy: my rumates were disturbing jawe

na Hostel u dey

Martowskin: My fellow corp members, I need ur help cos am confuse......I gave an assignment to my student, they failed d questions, I gave d same questions as class work, they still failed it, I finally gave dem correction and set d same questions as test, is so furstrating marking d scripts cos dey ar still failing. Is it that am not doin my job or d student ar naturali dull....av tried to cari 70% of d clas alng, bt all I can still hold is 25%....I don tire

you even try get 25%, i'm struggling with less than 5%. . .

Martowskin: thanks

you re welkom. . .

Martowskin: yea av created d account, am thinking there is more like filin a form..so after uploading CV, any more step?

then you apply for the shell recuitment day stuff, by searching for the graduate trainee job