₦airaland Forum

For those of you intending to serve in rivers/ south south... If u buy white chinos/jean shorts, den u re OYO because d way rain dey fall dat area is unprdictable. Try buy 'wash and wear' shorts e.g those white jersey shorts with elastic waist band.

spartanian: Uhmmmmm.... I just finished compiling my Camp shopping list for my dad and the total is approximately 20k naira only

lol... And u dey call 20K for dis harsh economy "ONLY".
BTW, hw much is ur monthly pay

Seyixyz: We are al entitled 2 b stupid..But must u repeatedly abuse d privilages cos diz ur statement is 100% dump & daft

i wonder oo... Some ppl dont knw when or hw to talk.
@Douglasdale... Making fun of someone in such a situation marks u out as a very insensitive.
So i'll advice u to appologise to oc cool.

Martowskin: did u c urs in d list?

yep... Someone in sch checked for me.

Yay!!!...Finallyyyyyyy, yours truely is good to go.
Rivers State loading....

Martowskin: just sent som1 there nd e saw notin.

my brother in sch said dat d crowd is much there... Just call someone to confirm again

For Futoites here... News from sch say The mob list is out at SOSC.

Uchesis: Sandylurv i just sent my ELDER broda 2 studnt affairs nw nw just because of u. If him come back say he didnt c any list pasted, me and u go dig am 4 here o. Ehen!

sandylurv: U be learner ni?At 12pm,u r still 'hoping' for d list dat was pasted since 8am,wen Ūя̲̅ mates have started forwarding dier numbers.No wori,I dey wait here for u **pulls shirt** we go dig am wella,u go c say gals dey beat boys too

*holds shirt for sandy*
oya pull d 'other one' make i hold for u...lol
#UnaGoUseLaffKillMeForThisHouse
Tankx for d comic relief at dis time oo

Even FUTO follow dey dull me for dis mob list thingy...

Info reaching me says dat Mob List is out in IMSU and DELSU, so i'm hoping grads from d above mentioned schs can tell us hw true d news is...

OC cool: we dey fyn tnxs. Hw ur side na?

G'morn bro, my side dey oo...
Our house done full with ppl and u, yokiti, ellylace et al are doing great jobs here...
... But i noticed dat most of d oldies are now Missing In Action

*watching my clock tick*
@ house.... Hw una dey?

With all this team/cliqs here and there, it (d tread) is nw getting less interesting to me as i can predict 50% of d content of some housemate posts.

This question is opened to all for comments, especially the mods.

Considering the fact dat corpers no longer serve in private coys, What is d probability of serving in the following government agencies?
Army barracks, Naval base, CBN, NNPC etc...

...wrt the issue of UNN having 100+ 1st class, i've dis to say... "onye obula noro na shade ya" (everyone should face their own business)... Stop taking asprin for another person's headache, and finally "no dey use ur reggae dey spoil another person blues".

Ellylace: Academic regalia will be available for collection from the Faculty officers on presentation of evidence of payment of sundry and service charges and convocation levy of N10,000.00 (Ten thousand Naira only), payable at the University of Nigeria Convocation Account

*at bolded*
na wa for ur sch oo...

An0nimus: I won't let my birthday pass without telling you guys now would I?..it's my day people. God is faithful #Team13A we rock!

happy bday bro... Wishing u LLNP.

smakati: Where can I obtain form to join team calabar?.....e be like say na d way forward be dat o

meet moneybag4411 for the form...
But on a more serious note, what is special abt calabar? Abi dat thing una dey find no still dey benue...

Unimke_Ak: There are many of us here that don't have issues with our school "result wise" but don't know if our results have approved by the senate (ok,like my case, my dept results have not been aproved but we still have hope that the senate might sit and approve the results before 18th). Time is running out on the submission of the master list to Abuja. So therefore I think a 13B thread should be opened to give us a lil hope After all tis just 2months away from march. Except the rumours making the rounds that Batch B has been Cancelled make I go find job, Nov is jst 2far.

*at bolded* Oh ye of Little Faith...#smh
Dont u knw dat the power of life and death lies in the tongue

@Unimke_Ak, whether ur sch senate or d devil likes it or YES!, u must make batch 13A... IJN

P.S- think positively always

CrazyMan: Its ok bro...everywhere is back to normal.

Okay na...

Unimke_Ak: All I'm seeing is Abj, Lagos, Rivers, Akwa ibom, Cross River and Enugu etc who wan go the remaining states??

Only you get the remaining states... Enjoy!

ik121: Funny enof i dnt do alcohol, neida do i take dry vegetables..

who dey yarn abt alcohol and dry vegetable?
I dey talk of fresh ghana pepper, gum and otapiapia...

At the early stage of this read it was all about having fun and sharing info...
... Now we have Arguments and hidden posts on almost every page here, coupled with DICTATORS trying to impose their personal opinion on others upon say we dey run Democratic Government here... *Smh*
BTW where is President Jonathan

^^^
hw HIGH are u?

^^^ happy birthday dear, wishing you llnp

nicefeeling: Choi....students don suffer!

no be small suffering...

*Watching activities in 13A house wit a telescope from the comfort of my room*
#TheDevilIsALiar...smp

@ all... ik don turn SHE abi i dey see double

PS- ''smp'' means "Shakes My Phone" to avoid misinterpretation from badt guyz

Happy New Year...

yokiti: @ The Husemates, where are IK121, Password, the Emmanuels, Angelanjuni, Our Firstlady (hope she is feeling good now?......wishing you quickest recovery soas to hasten your NYSC shopping spree)?
Others include, Outrage, Oc cool, Autumn flower (am still on the look for winter, spring and summer roses), Vivichic, Shugarmania, Kosebinu, the UNN, Unical, Oba Awon Universities folks et al that are too numerous to mention here.
May the coming year 2013 be testimoniesladen for us all... No evil shall befall anyone of us together with our household and family members.
yokiti quietly close the door

sam i dey oo! Na bad network and too much activities dey hold me down. Looks like i've missed alot

D Granite: Any 1 here intrested in serving rivers state abeg indicate

yea, i'm heading towards rivers too. Also an Engr... Elect/Elect Engr to be precise.

@ all- as we step into the new year, may God;
be before us... to guide us...
Behind us... to guard us...
Within us... To strengthen us...
And Above us... To Bless us...

Happy New Year in advance!

Before a man reject your food, you don provoke am Big time...not just some petty argument.
Afterall, no be who get appetite dey chop food
Finally, why waste my time forcing myself to eat her food when i can easily drown my anger with some bottles of beer plus suya with enough pepper (due to vexation)... *balance for her front dey balance d equation with my eyes fixed on d TV*

Hohoho... Merry Christmas

Breaking news...
Report reaching us says that Usain Bolt is already in 2013.

Martowskin: Mbah martins : information technology, FUTO 2012. Hw can one do his/her ppa in a private organization

Information!!!... How our kara ppl ur HOD, Enyinnaya & co?
We (futoites) boku for this arena. Welcome Home bro.

Bros go begin make your lesson notes cos many of us go turn TISHA

fuckluv: Mapoly, masscom '12

welcome oo...
BTW, which school be MAPOLY