₦airaland Forum

Modivs:
Borno pastor seeking attention

You don't even have the balls to be like them. The are not cowards like you.

Dpaulie:
Bokoharam apologists are threatening you and you said it's an "empty threats " oga run for your dear life biko

We are not cowards in the North. I repeat, Christians in the north are not cowards.

Dissap:
Fucking lazy president! If I see im daughter, imma fvck am real hard! Damn it!

See Nigerian yooot wey no get sense

Stay away from multiple relationships and focus on one headache. It's more healthy.

MejiLoyon:
Hehehehe.....nah.... I'm a jester. Na una say make we stay humble. That's my attempt at being humble. E no fit hard reach like that. E no even hard at all

Thank God for that.

MejiLoyon:
Boss!!!!!!! I never chop meat this year. I dey download am for phone use eBa touch my screen swallow

lol.. I had to post your message on my Facebook. Very strong. Let's chat privately.

MejiLoyon:
$200 no reach feed a family in a month. For Yankee $50 dollar grocery fridge go full. Let's keep having faith. Nigeria go better(Lori iro)

When we were little them dey beg us to come visit. When we reach there our mama go don warn us make we no chop for there. Or else she go wound us. Them go dey use Food beg us. If we no chop sef dem go package am give us go house. We go still throway am.... Do party for street them go share food we go throway am.

Nowadays ,just recently I overheard a man on phone "make una go greet brother Sunday na, una go see food chop there nothing dey here". As he hung the call another at the table said, " that one na if brother Sunday get,omo if you come greet me na gotv you go watch". And these are men with well paid jobs. Go party you go see how well dressed people dey arrange food inside nylon. Anyhow E be we go survive for this country. Me Sha know say if you still dey chop two meat for food for this country,even if you no get car if them call you boss make you say sir!!

Hahahahahaha.. So funny.. And i finish 6 meat dis evening

See foolish man. If their ward makes mistakes, are you the one that will pay for the data correction?

55019 is the greatest fraud introduced by JAMB

Oloyede just exonerated himself out of this by cooking up this bullshit for all to swallow.

Please how do i resolve a colleague's issue where i could log-in to a dashboard but can't log in to the test portal as it prompts "invalid password". I have tried resetting the password severally but same problem persists.

thankmyGod:
Thanks Brother for the write-up. Let me tell you guys, all these loan Apps are just too rampant in Nigeria because the recession is in the country thereby making us poorer! What do you want to do with a loan duration of 7 days with interest rate of 30 to 35% in this Nigeria economy? Instead, it will bring frustration! You borrowed #30,000 to payback #40,000 within the period of one week?! This is just outrageous! Sometimes I feel so pained inside. After collecting this loan, 5 days after, their agents will start calling your lines that you should come and pay up. These loans will give you some kind of restlessness and make them richer while you become poorer! Let me shock you, some of these companies are Chinese owned but their information are not made public. Some of us will even link our ATM cards to these Apps giving them access to withdraw our money at their will. This is just pathetic!
I know things are tough but these Apps are not the solutions! I can write a book on this because I passed through hell in their hands but I'm thankful to God now.

They are pathetic. Can't collect a dime from them again.

All these small change loan apps will just deny you bigger opportunities as government loan programs should you default
They submit your BVN to Credit Bureau for blacklisting and your village people takes up your file from there.
Avoid loan apps.

manlawal:
oga do this thing online check firs tin number online and enter your business registration number

No wahala, thanks.. Just wanted to know its benefits. I hope it's not something government will start coming down on me for taxes when i'm just starting.

Virus99:
There's no big issue here sir.
Just take your CAC certificate to the nearest FIRS office. Tell them you wanna collect TIN.
They will put your thru, hence with.

The only crux is that you may need to make a stamp for your company.
I did it too. Their official will say they can help make a stamp. They usually ask for like 2.5k don't answer them. Go get it your self. It is just N1000. Any printing press outlet can do it for you.

I hope I have been able to help. Adios.

Thank you once again. I went to their office, there was no network. So, i was asked to drop the CAC certificate with my phone number which i did.
Please, if i may ask, what is the benefits of this TIN number?.

Virus99:
There's no big issue here sir.
Just take your CAC certificate to the nearest FIRS office. Tell them you wanna collect TIN.
They will put your thru, hence with.

The only crux is that you may need to make a stamp for your company.
I did it too. Their official will say they can help make a stamp. They usually ask for like 2.5k don't answer them. Go get it your self. It is just N1000. Any printing press outlet can do it for you.

I hope I have been able to help. Adios.

God bless you for educating me on this. I really appreciate you.

Virus99:
Yes that's right .
I did all that also.
With just 1k he can get a stamp made for his company.

Please guide me on the necessary guidelines after issuance of CAC certificate and how to go about it. I will be most grateful.

Virus99:
Oga take your CAC certificate to the nearest FIRS office to get your TIN.

I was issued TIN by the state revenue agency even before this certificate came. Is that enough?.

truvine:
Comfirm if it immediately comes with TIN otherwise you will apply for that .
Congrats

I don't understand. I only saw my BN number come with the certificate.

Crazeworld:
Hello. I just succeeded in paying for name reservation but my dashboard is still displaying this:

My certificate came yesterday.

ggood:
bastard

Fool

Luckily for me, what i have been waiting for has finally arrived. My CAC Certificate. Now, i can continue with my application.

Toh, make the crase start with the year everybody finish school na

House1411:
I finished 2016. Now imagine what my own level of madness would be

Wrong... Femi Adesina mourns Yinka Odumakin.

ggood:
your father is a fool, almajiri

Fool

fafigeh:
May they rest in peace.

I'm tempted to patronise you. But,i'm scared of losing my money since i don't know you.

garfield1:
Yes,he was a good rep.almost lost to dabo.which tribe is he from!

He is Hausa

ggood:
Fulani terrorist spotted

Fool.

Modphase:
This fool wasted his miserable life chasing after Tinubu.

Shey your problem is "Likes"..There, you have it. Atleast, your next life can't have a 20% shot at becoming as successful as he is.

He represented us here on the Plateau very well. Find rest Maitala.

ggood:
The road he refuse to construct

You are a fool. Is he representing Bade/Gitata constituency?. Or is it the job of a lawmaker to construct roads?.