₦airaland Forum

OnionBandit:
You don't mess with the giant of Africa and giant of Asia

Countries with ballz

Will u sharrap dia

No much opportunities in Jos.

Amuochicha:
I hate Men

Goan tell dat to your father and receive adequate sense by slaps.

Ucheawurum:
V

So, we don't want something special abi? Only them?

sylve11:
Puff Adder, very plenty in my current location. Killed one last two months. Still have the pics.
Never wanted to kill it because it's against my my belief; but the snake was threatening a child who's helpless. I had no choice than to finish it off.

Oga, exit your current location. Just a friendly warning. You might be caught off-guard one day..

Lemme tell you a little real life story.. While in boarding school in the thick of the bush, we set out to the bush with my friends to excrete. I then saw a wrap of leaves where i was about to my the direction of my ass to. Something just strucked me to use my leg to clear the path. On doing that, instantly a huge snake came off and threw a bite at me, i also withdrew back with the same instant and she missed me by an inch i must say. Since then, i hate snakes with everything in me. I now chase them with long sticks anywhere i see them.

adebayo987:
mumu man

Your Npower don comot. Which stewpid tory u go tell us again? Akuya

Politicians here are dogs honestly.

Your political career is gone and buried in Lagos ma

valentineuwakwe:
perhaps you at not doing it right......try doing it around 3am to 4am.
as for the document upload, resize the files to less than 200kg using paint or so.
you will surely get it right.
thanks

Oga, he is just a daft mumbling bumbling idiot.

Remman:
Human with goat brain. I pity your unborn generation of idiots The only generation that will remain fools throughout history.

e pain am...ordinary cafe attendant

Lori Iro

Lilpen3758:
You no notice say if u dey speak only fluent english for naija, nobody go take you serious even your family members?

psalmistkakah:
This woman na capoon..

Kingpin i dey tell u

Lol..mata don serious enta pidgin..Dis kwantry nor funny

Saao:
So sad, he sounds like a gentleman and a good person. May his soul rest in peace.

He is indeed a gentleman for those who know him.

A Lebanese man was in a rover jeep here in Jos speaking Hausa and insulting a keke driver in a keke i was in. I couldn't take enough before i came down and started insulting the idiot.
I asked the keke man, this fool will insult you in his country and still insult you in your own country. What kind of nonsense is that? The poor guy just kept quiet wandering what to say.

The JAMB Registrar should be given accolades honestly. Despite the challenges, he did abundantly well in sanitizing JAMB.

Johncuppa:
Sincerely, I'm a Christian and an ardent one.
I use to wonder how he makes it to first list of front page posts.
Even if one is a full time pastor, shouldn't there be a time to study, pray and plan messages or even go to lead church programs.

May God forgive if it's a sin

You made a valid point. I have nothing against the guy but there is a clear difference between fanatism & spirituality. That is, if he knows that.

CrestMan:
You left all those that literally sleep inside nairaland posting rubbish to face this gentleman because he is telling you the truth of the gospel?

Telling me the truth? Truth is a big word that means different things to different people. So, shut up

Nigeria: One Day, One Trouble.

Righteousness2:
Freeze has some few point Here! Tho not on tithes and offering stuff!

To be Sincere I don't really understand what some of us who say we believe in JESUS Christ say or believe.

If this was how JESUS Christ , ran away in the face of adversity, which Gospel would we have?

If the likes Paul, Peter or the rest of them ran away in face of death and adversity, which Gospel would we have?

Anyone can claim to believe GOD but when it comes to stand For what you believe, you begin to see and hear Explanations.
Earthy men and women !

If in this Life only , we Have Hope in Christ, we are of all men Most Miserable.

Listen!!
We are in the days of Noah! These are very Last days!
Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

Paul the Apostle was told that he will be bound in Jerusalem! Paul told them, I am not only ready to be bound, but to be killed for the Gospel!

Where on Earth Today is safe?
Who told u , you will be safe wherever you are Running to?

I didn't say you should not travel , if you want to or have the opportunity to, but traveling with the mind of traveling to Safety is a Lie.

As rough as Nigeria is today , it is Safer than so many of the so called developed nations..

The Safe zone for anyone and Everyone is not to run away but to Run into JESUS Christ and cement your Relationship with Him.

Lord of Chosen, you are everywhere. I hope you have a job and do not disturb people for what to eat while you waste your time here.

jawalis:
I am the first child and I can tell. It’s not easy. You gotta make sure your siblings are ok before you plan for your own life which is more reason why I am here today where I am.

Let me tell you something my brother as first son. I was paying my our last born school fees from SS1 up to University. She didn't care, her own is..she must go to school.
Same with my younger brother at the University... And then others.. I was doing this while in one room. They never asked how i was doing but only called when they needed something. I was working hard and my life was getting nowhere.
Imagine your Father, mother, brother, sister, sister husband still calling to ask you for money when only, your life has not moved forward.
One day, my girlfriend asked me.. What about us? Won't we get married and take care of ourselves? You can't even buy a good pair of clothes or shoes for yourself.
This rang into my ears and i gave them a break. Now, i'm getting married soon in a comfortable apartment.

Remman:
plantain seller, is it by force to be a hawker like you?

Common Cafe attendant wey no sabi work.. Go sell plantain

Remman:
Jobless bandit... Always looking out for war.

It is not by force to do cafe work. Goan sell plantain.

Thegeneralqueen:
Awwwww this is so sweet he looks cute though

it's a private university. That's how they look.. Thank God for their safety back home honestly.

Remman:
oboy come, no try me o... Before i baf you in USD!

When i drive your father comot, you go follow am go village with your computer dey do work for local government secretariat.

Remman:
you remain a jobless greater fool with computer experience.

Jobless! Hahahahahaha.
I will send your father out of this town oga

toyo4souls:
Akunna all the way.


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Check my signature for details

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Remman:
you're a greater fool. The site was later confirmed to be faulty. I told you my experience and you're here calling me a fool. No wonder your grandfather "Buhari" is a total mess. We can clearly see it circling about his generation. Human head with cow watery brain.

You remain a fool with no computer experience. Stop blaming your incompetence on "network*

Bring them to Nigeria. This government alone can do the magic

kayuseful:
Northern Christians, they are so fearless

When you come here, you will understand why Northern Christians have conquered the fear of death.