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#THE CORPORATE WORLD#

1.Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and start work immediately.

2.She produces a lot and she is happy.

3.The Chief, a Lion was surprised to see that ant was work without supervision.

4.He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn't she produce even more if she had a supervisor

5.So he recruited cockroach who had extensive experience as a supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports.

6.The cockroach's first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system.

7.He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and.......

8.....he recruited a spider, who managed the achieves and monitored all phone calls.

9.The Lion was delighted with cockroach's reports and he asked him to produce graphs to describe the production rates and to analyze trends so that he can use them for presentations at the Board's meeting.

10.......recruited a fly to manage the IT department.

11.The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time.....

12.The lion came to a conclusion that its high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.

13.The position was given to bee who first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office.

14.The new person in charge, the bee, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimization plan

15.The department where ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset

16.It was at this time that the bee convinced the boss, lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment.

17.Having reviewed the charges for running the ant's department, the lion found out that the production was much less than before.

18.So, he recruited the owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out the audit and suggest solutions.

19.The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded: "THE DEPARTMENT IS OVERSTAFFED........."

20.Guess who the lion fired first?

21.The ant, of course, because she "SHOWED LACK OF MOTIVATION AND HAD A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE".

Is this the corporate world we work in?

lalasticlala, dominique, seun

She can mould all the Likes she has gotten over the years by posting semi exposed pics of her, into a full Macho Man.

Then she can marry the man.

TheWalkingMind:
Perhaps maybe. But a man cannot design a future that doesn't exist.

Says who?

Aside the inevitable, the future is always at our disposal.

Nice one...

The future is not ours to see, but the CEO of Access bank said something which is;

"THE FUTURE BELONGS TO THOSE WHO DESIGN THEIRS TODAY"

What plans are you making for the future?

Codedboy95:
what?.. i read your comments.. infact webincomeplus has time replying you.. you said he should upload proof because he makes $1500/month on adsense?... Mr Man better work harder and stop being happy over $30.. $30 that some people wake up to meet in the morning..

lol... okay Sir.

Codedboy95:
Nigeria Mentality ones they feel like they can't reach a height they label it impossible for any body to reach there.. . i know people that average $100 daily on adsense....

Nigerian bloggers... right?

GloryCardinal:
How much is urs and what's the name of the site and does it have traffic

Some days I make as high as $30, some days I make as low as $o.10.

Na Nigerian CPC for you.

I won't tell you my blog name sha...

QueenSekxy:
lol..pastor deh pursue women??

God bless you sister

That was when I was still in the world...

But I made sure she paid my money back in Kind.

yea... I cried for days























After she ran away with my money...

webincomeplus:
You only warn against someone you have evidence against. AFAIK, you can't incriminate me.

Enjoy Sir. Bye!

webincomeplus:
Clap for yourself! I'll have to show you a pic of myself receiving the cash at the bank before you'll believe, right? You can try harder.

And what's wrong with earning extra cash from ebooks? Most successful internet marketers I know make extra cash from info products, so I'm not committing any crime.

Just so you know, Webincomeplus.com is where I teach newbies how to make money online, and info marketing is the monetization method I favored for it. My Adsense income comes from another blog. But no matter how hard you try to play me, I won't tell you the name of the blog in a bid to convince you.

lol... really?

hehehe.. I don't need your blog name tho. I am only asking people to be weary of you and your antics.

Ciao man!

Johnnyessence:
thanks for your reply so far. i still want to learn more from you. kindly guide the newbies here. like me i still need more coaching and tutorials on it. i am using blogger themes. even am thinking of changing the theme of my blog. also please talk about (search engine optimization too). for you to earn this big, you have really work well and understand how adsense work. i really need your reply thanks.

You will have to invest bro... he doesn't know all those, and he would lecture you.

He has no practical knowledge of how it works. Trust me! If you see a bluffer, you would know immediately.

webincomeplus:
And in your cretinous mind, ebooks fetch money through Adsense, right?

Nop! Ebook cash is separate. That Adsense isn't yours. Same shit you even sent me in a mail.

Decryptor:
I pity people who probably are sending him PMs right now.

The CPC rate of Nigeria on Adsense is quite low so that means that if you have is about $0.10 so which means for you to be earning about $1,000, you need to have about 10,000 (Nigerian Visitors) clicking your banner ad. Now how many visitors does an average blogger get to his blog? How many out of them will click your ad banner? Ask yourself that question and do the math. People just fall for scam cheaply these days.

I am marveled tho!!

It takes me spamming American groups and forums to even earn a decent amount! and someone is here claiming Jamesbond.

Even top-notch bloggers make their full income by combining Affiliate Marketing... and someone is showing some downloaded screenshot as his. They will all buy Ebooks and be happy!

webincomeplus:
When freebie hunters like you go up and down looking for free ebooks to download, you don't know you're subcribing to a mailing list? But you forget so quickly, and go about crying foul.

Buddy... you are spamming my official mail. I don't give it out for Ebooks. All the foreign bloggers I subscribe to their newsletter, I have one mail for that.

Don't tell me shit. I have already unsubscribed!

Careless Ebook seller making mouth. I know the Business, so don't sound smart!

I have sold more Ebooks than you would in your life time. Be humble and I will teach you!

daclemx:
I HAVE 5 PERSONS I FOLLOW, 3 AMERICANS, 1 FILIPINO AND 1 NIGERIAN. AND HE IS ONE OF THEM. ALL HIS POSTS ARE VERY USEFUL. BRO, IF YOU WANNA GROW, FOLLOW THOSE WHO ARE UP THERE. I AM LOOKING UP TO HIS NEXT POST BECAUSE HE IS DOING A GREAT JOB.

I don't fvcking care about him bro.

I know all he knows, and I earn better outside Adsense.

He is just an information marketer... and I have sold more copies than him.

I earn $30 daily sometimes, and my blog is just 7 months old and counting. Can you beat that?

He should come learn from me and be humble!

Decryptor:
Oga...you can get screenshots from anywhere on the web. If that Adsense dashboard is really yours, make a video with a screen video software while logging into your blog and show us your pageviews per day and then go to the adsense interface. while you are at it, open notepad and type "NAIRALAND...WEBINCOMEPLUS" and post it on youtube so we can see.

I dont know where the dude collected my Email from, and he has been spamming me. Is that how people who earn $2000 dollars behave?

GloryCardinal:
how much is urs

I make $30
I don't hype myself that much.

In some days I make 0.80$.

Na so s be... Lol...

philcz:
Boss can we talk?

Lol... They will only sell EBook for you... Don't mind all those blabbing.

GloryCardinal:
Who has a blog for sale?

I have...

Fake news!!!

Arrest Bobrisky? The dude got connections now than Buhari

Nawa... Ooo

She was sigining out her boobs or what?

mhizesther:
E don happen ooo

Omo Ibadan...

Mo fe sun ni ooo... Lol

Smiles...

You will soon find true love... Amen.

They are scared...

Of what might never happen.

FitnessDoctor:
BiafriaBushBoy you are trying to oleku my audience abi I will start hunting for your posts that hit frontpage.. You can tell me that it isn't you because your signature proves its you

Ermm... *Lips sealed*

Under cover... *lol*

Mods are watching....

Signature explains all... Lol

Have you seen the recent state of Oshodi rd?

Lol... It is everywhere...

It is now obvious that I am not!!