₦airaland Forum

obafemee80:
Before you try any of these in Nigeria..
Make sure you hold N100 notes for every police check points

lol but 100 naira can nt do any of dos over load ooooo 2oo naira last

This gal knw so much oooo maybe she is one of dem b4

N we re here pray to God dat God should nt gv our own 2nd term in office

ndy87:
Wen you think you are smart, you end up being stupid.

lol but am nt talking to you but I use dat to back up wot u say

ndy87:
Babe sat down in an eatery and ate her future without remorse. Some one complained about a lady he took out and wanted to propose to and wen der got der she ordered for fish Ate it all then drank two bottles of big stout and ordered for take away. Dude and his friend ate one and couldn't finish it. Dude put his ring inside his pocket and went home, traveled back to abj the next morning. End of marriage plans. Some babes eh.

every body ve brain but nt every body make use of it , a gal make use of it n she end up as house wife

Silentscreamer:
So childish guys like dis still exist...

no madam if d guy Na ur brother n he cum back to tell u dis wot will u do mau ladies c guys like ATM machine If dey ask u to go on a date

solasoulmusic:
Which kind of cheap guy would invite a woman for a date and not pay she’s wrong to order lavishly but nawa o and some are even abusing broke girl she like your father met your mother in buckinham parlance lol I said it

U re woman so, u dnt hv to talk like a man . maybe dat is how u too use to do sef is a sin dat d guy hv to take d gal out 4 a date ?a gal dat can eat 11 thousand naira on a date do u think she will make a good wife ?

Dear Married Men,
if you suspect money is always missing from your wallet whenever you're at home. Just put a condom or pregnancy result inside your wallet, sit back and help your life with a chilled drink ...the THIEF will confess, I swear!!! some men re useless dat dey can nt help woman without slpin with dem but some women too re very useless too if d man dnt ask 4 it dey gv it to him wit d type of clothes dey put on

Papanwamaikpe:
Princess B:
Please if u lost your #50,000 tied with two rubber band around Iyana-ipaja,,,, Inbox me now... Let me direct u to where u will get your two rubber bands back.�

so is only princess dat u think of abi ?lol

Wen APC was doing dat freedom park PDP was busy calling dem names u can now c dat dey make use of it today n so far dat PDP pay 4 dat place to use dey hv pay 4everytin dos dat will clear d place too so let APC do dat nt a new thing

gwmlogistic:
But u nor come back and u dey send things give family

abi ooo many people re dia saying is nt easy dey keep on building houses dey send for all dia family members to cum over, keep sending millions of naira cars home , dey pay over dia hours nt at month end

SOME OF OUR PASTORS HAS 6 OR MORE BODYGUARDS THAT PROTECT HIM N HIS FAMILY BUT WE ONLY HAVE HIS STICKER ON OUR DOOR TO PROTECT US IS OUR BRAIN WORKING CORRECTLY LIKE DAT?

Hope daddy G.O don make more money so dat Thursday will nt b 4 only him n some of his family

So no photos to back it up I dnt believe in dem , dat our sister can lie

Take him to C & S Church dey will take care of him dia

fr3do:
Hilux must have been on high speed

u maybe right or wrong because if u c d way dos bike man use to do in front of cars u will b thinking maybe dey hv another life at home or some one promise dem dat dey will nt dead again

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]really? I read about him hitting a guy and giving him as a keke as payment but i never knew he killed some[/color]

am nt talking about him but his driver's

inoki247:
only u i dont bliv 1200 show me the phones pinshure. maybe i can see my torch light phone..

do u knw our men in black can make u blive dat red is wine in color so can u will blive dat dey re doing dia job well

So dis is wer our money go to

Dat is why I dnt like going to Zoo village people may cum in form of animal

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]only thing to know -is he gonna repay the owner?[/color]

did he pay 4 d human life dey kill every time too Human life is ntin to dem talk less of cow

Holywizard:
Lady Yoruba stealing from hustling Igbo

it is today dat ur lpob member or BIafra will b stealing from Afonjas n afonja lawyer will send dem to cell in Afonja states

Police re heartless n useless but we still hv good ones in dem but nt up to 40% Dpo use his power on wot he can ask dem to do hs boys to boys hmmmmm, God show ur face on dis case u knw better

ShyCypher:
How are we sure the surgeons sewed him back intact?

I'm askin' because kidneys are now around 5m in the black market. Heart, liver & bladder all command respectable sums.



Also, I hope the surgeons weren't Afonja?

If so, his skull might already be in a sack somewhere around Oshogbo.

sorry is ur case, u too can do dis

SUPERPACK:
how this people that conduct these autopsies sleep at night, beats my imagination.

we do slp well now , wot of if ur man or woman is one of us wot will u do?

Is he running 4 any posts in Lagos or he was one of dem wen in school?? Any way RIP to him

9jawindow:
APC don dy fear now

hmmmmm says wu ? Let wait n c APC knw how to play dia card

papauju:
so is better for the man keep his hand fold and die in silence

yes is better to walk away 4 her or send her back to her parent

Evablizin:
.....And too many unfaithful husbands too.

u re right no matter wot dat woman did to him dis is nt right, some women run dia mouth like tape water wen dey re talking dey will send u back home talk to dia husband family talk to him as if dey knw wen dey gv birth tohim , I always think b single is d best wen u re in d mood for sex go to any higher school pay dem 4sex enjoy ur self with her n she go never to cum back again

Thank God dat dey re wise nt to go to church in d name of one Pastor can do it..

Thank God dat dey re wise nt to go to church in d name of one Pastor can do it