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Enough said!

Coogar or Ibime?! Gimme any of these peeps and I will make you all know the Nazis should learn from me.

Retardeeeen, please don't die yet oh!

I want to see you end up in kirikiri. After that, you are free to kick the bucket in prison.

1. Buhari/Osho

2. Kwan/Osho

3. Fashola/Amaechi

4. Buhari/Fashola

Nihilist: I was already on the Virgin direct train from Northampton to London Euston at 6:42 in the morning...sipping a hot coffee and thinking how nice it would be to feed your body to tigers and lions

Oh oh! You are one of those 'railuuuway' dirt pickers!

raumdeuter: na olosho joint you dey find ni? pataki come tell am where Ayilara dey for Jand

Werey ni e! Meanwhile, I was in Madrid yesterday. Toni Kroos says hi.

Nihilist: Friday Morning Quiz.

You are trapped in a locked room with a Tiger, a Lion, and Pataki.
The keys to the room are hanging from the ceiling just out of your jumping reach.
You have a gun with only 2 bullets.
What would you do?


I suspect that in such a situation, I would shoot Pataki.

Twice.

Is it just me?

Ninny, you posted this gobbledygook at 06:57am?! And you are the same Ninny claiming to have a job on the ManScum thread?

hawtboi: Mr Pantaki is officially d one we hv to shred into bits at the end of the season if their shitty team fail to win spoon..

OLODO OSHI. This is why you Chelsea goats continue to be the butt of all sorts of jokes in the football world. Is there a factory where they actually refine the immaculate inanity, you goats continue to spew/bleat all across the internet?

Beginning of the season, we already won something.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1645501_arsenal-team-celeb-shield_ashx_jpegb064c02dd25e169c3e40993be0f13fc3[/img]

Now show us the ''tumbler'' your useless MOANINGHOE has won, or would even dare to win by the end of the season.

homesteady: this early morning, you guys are looking for pataki wahala!
Pataki where are thou?

Leave them. When I pounce on them, that is when they will realize Pataki is looking for attention.


Lion dey lie fallow, na mosquito wan kan wake am up.

I voted for Goodluck and not PDP, una see una life?

edoyad: dayopartII, I want finish first so we can meet you, Bayern will finish second in their if they can make it this year

You are highly magnanimous. I repeat Bayern will NEVER go past the group stages.




Back to yesterday's game, Giroud is not a world class striker.

Sanchez is very rusty.

Cazorla was not in the game at all.

I wonder why Wenger had to wait till the 89th min before injecting Mozart into the game.

What a biased referee IMO.

Ah well, hopefully our game at the Emirate we would finish Demba Ba and his turkish demons once and for all.

I have never supported or even liked this dude since 2011 election.

A garrulous being who talks faster than he thinks.

Gbawe, what say you to this man you passionately supported since 2011?

President Doofus please declare sharply.

An incompetent ediot who should have long been impeached or in any sane society, he should have resigned is thinking of another term in office.

What more do you have to offer Nigerians?

Other than to tell us:

1. Boko Haram is my brother and sister.

2. Their sponsors are in my government.

3. America will know.

4. I don't give a damn!!!

5. Bombing happens all over the world.

6. Nigerians on the street of Lagos are enjoying 24 hour electricity.

7. We will fish out the terrorist since 2011!

8. By June 2012, Boko Haram will no longer exist in Nigeria.

And so many more that I cannot begin to type it all here.

Foolish being!

coogar: this premier league is crazy. no home team won a league game so far. i hope this trend extends till later in the evening. i want to camp at arsenal thread when palace nukes their asšes at the emirates.

dear lord, give me this day to gloat.

How market once again? Arsenal was the only home team to win their match at home.

Have you checked the EPL table today?

Swansea 'beeches'.....

Lose Van Gaal is now the first ManU manager to LOSE a home match on the opening day of a new Premier league season.

This season is sure gonna be explosive!

Nihilist: One full hour of Ayefele for your listening pleasure bruv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCHWWuuxHBQ

Wa gbayi bros! Fulfillment all the way!


Abeg I hear say another one dey town again Dem dey call the song: Sanko.


Abeg help me give the muziek belle for this thread.

Coogar, how market today?

All hail LOSE van Gaal!


ManU has never lost a home opening match since 870BC!


Like Moyes like Gaal!

DeeJay, abeg any Ayefele music abeg this chilly Saturday afternoon.

Na here ariya dey shele abi?


Who be DeeJay?


Okada, drop me here!

continentalceo: It is you and your family that manufactured the pesticide shebi! Civilisation is the cause of all this rubbish! Now a motor park agbero has access to mobile internet to type rubbish on nairaland! Guy face your business cus nairaland is for learned minds and not motor park thugs...ok!

A learned mind writes in clear English. Not that gobbledygook you wrote above. For a goon who calls himself ContinentalCEO, you are an epic fail.

Where is the scientific proof that your pesticide is an alternative vaccine for Ebola? Do you just eat every foolishness your FG spews at you without asking questions?

Is this what informs you to be a learned mind?

Akoja360: wtf is wrong with nigerians..ds is rubish..y we always inferior to d white man..

What have you as the superior beings invented?

Anti malaria drugs?
Computers?
Cars?
Machines?
HIV drugs?
Polio vaccines?

thewarrior72: Partisanship has rendered ur brain useless, a slave that reject freedom

Another ebola zombie in the house.

Welcome zombie. Show us the proof that your pesticide is working on humans as a vaccine to Ebola.

BedLam: Olodo! ZMAPP or whatever is just a name! It could be some "arrangee" Nano-silver whatever, shebi no be your mate be professor? If e easy go bring your formula.

You haven't still told me how you confirmed it to be a pesticide though.

Or I could as well say ZMAPP IS PESTICIDE TOO!

Singing Fela.......

Zombie oh, zombie!

Zombie no go come, unless you tell am to come - zombie!

Zombie no go go, unless you tell am to go - zombie!

For a drug to be scientifically accepted, it has to have been tested.

So Mr. Zombie, show us whom or who the FG pesticide has been tested upon?!

BedLam: And who the ffuck told you that? US abi? Stay here and wait for them to come give you cure! Olodo!

Sugomu. When scientist were busy making headway in research, your so-called Professors were foolishly telling you bitter kolanuts was a vaccine for ebola.

As if the foolishness was not enough, you all foolishly again believed salt and warm water was a vaccine.

Now what this time? A pesticide?


Are you a zombie?

Foolish Nigerians.

Nano-silver is a pesticide. FG killing Nigerians massively since 2010.

Jakumo: Oh chit. Now I have seen it all. Muffugin EBOLA NIGHT !
Trust Nigerians to regard every development, including the possible end of the world, as a money making opportunity.

suwailad: oh my lawd Ebola Night - Bottle Night --- Gawd laff want to bust my belle

There are more.

suwailad: There's also the 419 Ebo (la) pastors, those ones are more ruthless. i cant get any name on the top of my head at the moment, can you help out?

This one you mean??

Awon ole buruku.

These are the fraudsters Fashola should be deporting as well.

AkinEgba: About time all this 419 Yoruba pastors are banned even from Nigeria.

Oponu.....Your ibo fraudster pastors have started turning themselves into ebola superstars.

Stealing is not corruption.

America will know.

Boko Haram is my brother and sister.

I know my people (MEND) they did not do this.

I don't give a damn! Etc.........to be continued.

binary123: father forgive them for they no not what they are doing. touch not my anointing and do my prophet no harm. with immediate infect let the uk government apologize to papa oyedipo or inque the wrath of god

See another imbe-becile in the house!

Arindin afi 'inque'.

To read and get sense na problem for you. They foolishly and out of context quote scriptures thinking it makes them intelligent.

chimkaire: ejoo, who be Odulele? Lmao@ #awon ole alufa!

#WhereHaveYouBeen?! You mean you have never heard of Albert Odulele? Funny enough, he sees Oyedepo as his spiritual father.

Google Albert Odulele and read his story.

I hope they start clamping down on the other fraudsters like they did with Odulele.

Awon ole alufa!

One of the best news I am hearing from the UK in a long long while!

When the likes of shepopotamus is made a Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Education in Bayelsa, whereas the fat pig sits her ediotic being in Aso Rock, you cannot help but wonder how education is taken under this clueless leadership of Jonadaftt.

Gbagi, Wike et al, all killed the education sector in Nigeria under the doofus president. Of course, our President himself knows no better.

The shame is for us all to bear.