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500GP: HAHAHAHAH

You see poverty and starvation of the mind and body in that picture.

The dude comes on NL and pollutes the forum with his stark idiocy while he actually lives in mud house and is busy forming big boy on the streets with his GOCCI goggles.

He looks like a typical yahoo-yahoo jobless boy sef. This is why I am very mindful these days of whom I engage in a discourse on this board.

There are men, and there are meeeeeeeee (he goats). That picture is a strong reminder of a meeeeeeeeeeeee (he goat)!

Another bigot of a mod has moved the thread from the Politics board to the General section.

Yeye rolling.

500GP: LOOK AT THE FOOL.
IDUMUOSE - FRANCIS OJEME

How I wish I can slap the stewpeedity out of that idumumu pormor-pig lips picture.

proudlysports: So Arsenal will be letting Jenko leave this summer. He's likely to join Hull City in a few days

This window is arguably the most interesting in a loooong time

That boy is an Arsenal fan by heart and soul.

Le Prof must have seen something more robust, versatile and dynamic to let Jenko leave.

#WengerKnows

Ospina officially unveiled.

I just love the way we are finishing our deals so early this new season. And not investing in old cargos like our 'cheer-see' brothers.

The more you look, the less you see.

2015, we are kicking the greatest looter of our nation off to the prison.

Fuel subsidy na scam.

NIS aka Abba Moro jobs na scam.

Abuja CCTV na scam.

Security na scam.

Subsidy Bus provision na scam.

Goodluck Cassava bread nko? Na scam.

Chibok girls na scam.

Yet some m0r0ns want this incompetent dude back in 2015!

#Gejout !

What is the ediot of a President looking for?

raumdeuter: You carry confidence tell us lineup, Your liver cut? why you no fit tell us the result abi una don lose again?
Losers FC. First EPL team to lose to a MLS team this pre season

No Sanchez, Walcott, Giroud, Podolski, Campbell..........we went with a teenager as the only striker, yet you are shamefully posting here.

Who takes a friendly match serious? These Bayelsa Mumunich fans sef!

jimmy4x: Pataki, make I find ur trouble small, I love d way u write, buh u first confused me, talking bou ur last sentence, put a comma after 'can't wait' jor

LOL. No comment.

Jenko is moving nowhere. I am rather seeing this Chamber as a back-up CB. Word has it that he can function as a CB, RB or even as a LB. That is a versatile player.


Meanwhile, is it true we are sending Gnabry on loan to Southampton?

proudlysports: Do you still think I'm a jester?

No sir!

Oluwa ku suuru!


Mad people. If he like make he carry ''Tesbiu and Holy Quaran'' join! Nigerians now know better (I hope).

The same Reno that was disgraced on twitter recently over the so-called GEJ rails?

The same Reno that was disgraced as Wendell Simlin spinning Boko Haram story against Sanusi?

It is the same Reno you want me to read this ediotic article of his?

I will pass. The nuisance has zero credibility.

Beside it is about GEJ, the clueless doofus of a President who told us, mere stealing is not corruption.

Clueless bunch!

When you look at the likes of the OP, you cannot help but shake your head in disgust at their person and that country called Nigeria.

No hope of a better life for them and their kids tomorrow. Spinning out ediotic tales from their Star-shine-shine-bobo-ogogoro joint.


I am getting to the point that I hardly feel sorry again for any Nigerian whether good or bad. The rich people stealing this country blind have their bases secured abroad, while nuisances like the OP who should know better and reason better is busy praising the m0r0n who calls himself a President and his acolytes.

By their usernames, you would know they have nothing intellectual upstairs. Idumumu, Jamiue, SincereDolt, etc.

Asaru, the bloated baboon.

Only ediots takes his twisted opinion and reasoning serious.

PS: I have come to certified conclusion that it is only m0rons who continue to spew - gej till 2019.

A government by the mumu, for the mumu and with the mumu.

Nigeria is burning, the ediot is reading West Africa.

Little wonder rather than the ediot facing Chibok, he rather faced Paris.

Clueless doofus.

See the doofus called the President.

ElGuapo:

Shameless quoting dayokanu on an Arsenal board? Have I not warned you earlier ElGoato?

The Clueless one is only seeking for face lift.

Even a 17-year old girl knows the right thing than the doofus we call a President.

100 days......

ElGuapo: I know the mature and seasoned pundits here and I accord them every due respect. You are nowhere near that list neither is your gay-pal Pataki. So actions like quoting mates and spamming the board with okpata is quite understandable - striving to be relevant.

Before I let this pass, I will address it immediately. If you love the little sanity that you still possess, don't ever tag me along with your gay-ish yarns.

Thanks in advance.

In order not to give myself high blood pressure with all these news you guys are sharing, best to avoid this thread till the end of August.

proudlysports: On an interesting note, Didier Drogba will sign for Chelsea this week

I don't know if I should call you a jester, or I should laugh at this news. A player leaves when the ovation is the loudest. Unless he is trying to act like our own Igwe of Arsenal.

Rumor has it that, John Terry is aiming for the highest goal scorer for Chelsea this coming season.

Who wants to bet, Fabregas would be frustrated with Moaninghoe this season.

diggz: Abeg guapo n the P's.....mk una stop dis fight plsssss. E don reach us abeg

OK, I have stopped now. Hibernation mode activated temporarily.

chelseabmw: Spot on! im so disappointed with this Pataki guy .... calling someone Mummy's mumu-boy ..........My guy forget abt this woman matter menh and lets talk football

Your opinion. You should have warned El-GOATO to steer clear. Afterall, other Chelsea fans saw my comment and ignored it. But the resounding goat decided to throw insult my way. After he had been warned, his foolish gutter mouth got the better of him.

Meanwhile, next month footie starts. Can't wait to be honest.

ElGuapo: With these weak lines that you drop, you'll only rise higher than yeast - keep ptyalising okpata ewu abroad.

Rumor has it that your crone of a mother is getting shagged every day by some village hunters - the sex-starvëd locals takes turn to have the octogenarian pummelled añally.

It's a disturbing news. We all know your häg of a mother ingets a hörny goat weed every day but is that enough reason for her not to have her orifices sealed with a glue? Oh! Maybe that's her unique way of rendering quality charity service to your community

Oh mine!

Fool that's holed-up in his parents' quagmire of poverty coming on here to sound porsche.

I'm yet to see you make a sensible comment anywhere on this board and I dont see that happening anytime soon.

Pataki you're not a smartas$, you're a 5-year-old as$.

LOL! Is this all you have got? I have not insulted your mother yet but you are already throwing all the puerile balderdash your mother curses you with. I know a disturbed child and you smack of one whose childhood days was deprived of a loving father. Little wonder, you have proclaimed yourself as your mother's mumu-boy. I asked you earlier, when last did you speak with your father who abandoned this burden of disgrace, shame, hopelessness and grief in Nigeria? Who would be proud of a son like you? With the way you keep looking for internet cred here and there with members on this board, while you are intellectually bereft and utterly blessed with resounding daftness, smacks of a bullied and sorrowful child. Ediot, that keeps blowing grammatical blunders here and there, talking of intelligence? Orisirisi! You are a perfect example of an OXYM0R0N!

Dear El-GOATO, keep calm. Insults directed at my parents does not rile me up one inch. You have a long way to learn when it comes to insults. I have been here a long while now to know how to brush off such sickening puerile nonsense you typed as an insult. Instead, I laugh at your malady. Whenever I read your posts here and there, I am disgusted at your plight. I really want to feel remorse for your case, but I can understand how your father feels. A disgrace to his person and his name. The shame of the world who goes about proclaiming his father lives in Belgium. Who cares?! Oh well, those ashawo ten-ten kobo will be amazed. Odesco of surulere.

Pray tell me, what is all this jati-jati talk about yeast? You are utterly daft! In fact, you strike me as the kid with the sharpest stupidity from your area! All hail El-GOATO! Internet jagbanjantis feeling he is up to the game. You are in the for long ride son. I have not yet insulted your parents and trust me, if I start with you on that level, you would learn to ignore me as you did last season.

ElGuapo: Nwa onye ara I love the way you let down the poverty-ridden community that sponsored your education - they expect better grammar from you

I really need to know how old you are, cos I don't see any reason why real men will be hustling and effecting change in their communities whilst a vermin in the mould of Pataki will keep roaming around the threads of a forum spewing weak lines like ''Guapo's father is in Belgium and the Mum is in Nigeria'' - man you're phucking childish to ever make it to the 30s.

You better shut your boil-ridden gob, lest I dismember you into minuscule bits - Anumanu na amaghi ife!

If your kind of being were to fill the earth, then to hell with decorum, I'd take the liberty to treat you like the goat you are.

No one takes you serious on this board, you & your fellow gaynérs know ziltch about footie hence una try to sound neat to cover una daftness - ewu na serve times na obodo oyinbo.

Scram epic phool! I would have loved to advice you to go pitch your tent with your mates but dang you've got no class.

El Goat, Keep Calm! You are in for a long ride. I would counsel you to find more insulting words than: vermin this, vermin that....which you keep bleating like a diseased goat. Anuofia, anupam feeling funking! Akudaya eranko jati jati oshi.

Who are you forming Voltron-Rambo for? Internet mosquito thinking he is all that. All mouth, no brains. I deal with dingbats of your ilk everyday. I have made you my special Chelsea isi-ewu, and gbagbe! you will hate my moniker every time you come across me on this board. I will not let you breath, and I will be your worst nightmare both day and night.

You think I am looking for relevance on this board? You are a deluded goat indeed. I care not what you or any other chelsea goat thinks of Pataki. This is a faceless forum and I have long gone past the stage of trying to seek positive impressions from despicable and rancid gerbils of your type. In the reckoning of things, you are as useless as the sand tucked in-between the tyre of my truck.

I am a five year old boy. Does that satisfy your curiosity? When last did you speak with your father? You burden of sorrow and grief!

tobiboss: hw far?? you for atleast wait till match finiish, btw na just friendly

Sorry jare, omoluabi. I can't wait for the season in proper to start, to see una failures in proper HDTV.

My comment was just a banter. I watched the first half of the Chelsea friendly and that informed my comment.

ElGuapo: Lololol

The mofo was constructing some serious Queen English there.

I knew it was just a matter of time before this omo-abule meco begins to spew his brainless English.

Afi 'Queen English'!

Olodo oshi!

ElGuapo: And the lout is still braying.

You musta been born on a highway cos that's where most accidents happen, I called you a vermin cos you're an attention-seeking pest.

If you must slither from one thread to another to spew craps, then this very page would definitely force feed you that phucking poo you've been longing to digest.

How old are you to keep reminding me that my Dad is there and my Mum is there? Dont you have better lines to come up with?

Attention seeking animashaun!

Yawns. Goedemorgen El Goat-o! You think I am impressed with your Brighter Grammar English? You remain the worst of the ignorant gnats I have ever come across on this board. How you live your demented and despicable life is none of my headache, but once a glorified vixen like you decides to cross my path, I am sure ready to go all the way to make you regret it. This just warming-up exercise for me!

Oh oh suddenly you are concerned about my age? Keep it up. I am sure, your father was the man that was prostrating for me just last weekend I was in Belgium. His mannerism and imbécilic way of talking was a nauseating reminder of your abject idiocy. How repulsive. You know they offer therapy for mongrels of your ilk who grow so disaffectionate from their fathers. Societal ediot like you. If I had a thousand kobokos, I will gladly flog the legion of demons that made you cross my path. Hmmmmm........On a second thought, flip that!

I never asked for your family history when you came spewing your family resumé in my face. You think I am one of those okokomaiko urchins that you impress me the story of your family? Lets do this! You have been begging for insults, I am just getting started with you.

As for those gunning to join, surulere ni oro yi. Aboaba is una portion. I have El Goat aka Chelsea isi-ewu to eat first. I don't like to be greedy.

Oya turn-up!

ElGuapo: I see.

So how about moving your skanky poverty-stricken body out of this page and go sing your threats to the chirping birds?

Look here son aka (my-mummy-lives-in-Nigeria-and-my-daddy-lives-in-Belgium), I have deliberately avoided your several ediotic comments all these while. I have not issued ''threats'' as you keep demonstrating poor comprehension skills of the English language you repeatedly keep trying to blow here and there. You wanted attention knowing fully well that I do not tolerate and utterly dislike a numbskull as you who is tied to her mother's apron.

I will post wherever I deem it fit. That you chose to quote me and indirectly direct at insult at me, get ready to cry to your mother's bed every night.

ElGuapo: Dont be clumsy, Is this a threat or what?

If you are sensible enough, you would know what it means. I don't respond to a foolish question.

Sincere9gerian: Cry me a river!

Meanwhile, where is the 4th Mainland Bridge promised by AD/AC/ACN/APC since 1999? I heard work has started on it but the site for now is in Tinubu's bottomless pocket. Can you confirm if that is true? Yeye dey smell!

Dude, you come along as one with a pristine stewpeedity. No offence intended kiddo. You have nothing intellectual upstairs and engaging you in your idiocy of roundabout discussion on this forum is a drain of one's IQ and intelligence. You are a punishment to intellectuals and a blessing to demented ediots.

I will only engage you on this forum whenever I have been notified that any of your ediotic posts does not contain the name or word: 'Tinubu'.