₦airaland Forum

Prof Corruption: This is a classic example of impunity.

GEJ queried a minister over allegations of wrong doing and set up a three-man committee to probe her. Rather than suspending the minister to prevent her not only from interfering with the work of the committee but also from destroying evidence , what do we have?
GEJ (the man who issued the query), Oduah ( the one under investigation) and Dansuki (a prominent member of the committee) are all together in Israel on official assignment. Possibly on same table for dinner, discussing the incredible gullibility of Nigerians? Laughing at parliamentarians blowing hot grammar on how the procurement did not follow due process?

GEJ has just told Nigerians, in an unmistakable language, to go to hell.

Go to hell, I don't give a damn!

As clear as A-B-C.

armyofone: what are you waiting for? send your pilot over, babu dongo turenchi
Nice. I'm sure you like agidi and ewa, ikokore, ila alasepo, gbegiri and hot amala.

Can you prepare those meals? I am ready to put a ring on it!!!

stillwater: Lol. Afam abeg no make me laugh.

@pataki
My pastor and wife are Ijebu. So I can testify to the idi nla nla in the wife, lol. Unfortunately the daughter took after the dad in the idi part. Nigerian men's genes are too strong Abeg. Same thing happened to me. Flat bumbum galore from my dad's side.

I have the perfect remedy to shooting that yansh out. Eat ikokore and ebiripo during the day. At night time, chop a real egba man's kondo.....your yansh will sing a new song!

armyofone: @ Pataki
Are you Ijebu?
I was in ijebu ode sometime ago for my friend's wedding (was one of the bridesmaids), nice. I went to one of the markets there ummm oju mi ri nkon

Love the flashy/colorful dressings here.
But why is the oba/chiefs so huge? Not healthy.

When are you coming to this side of the world? You are just ignoring my side ehn?

I am half Egba, half Ijebu. My grandmothers are ijebus.....

funkybaby: Chai. Now I'm confused.

Pataki and shymexx, which of these two gentlemen are suitable suitors.

Cougar, your opinion is not needed. You will prolly sell me off to the highest bidder anyways

Chamo na manure fan. They are experiencing their season of frustration at the moment.

I bless you with OAM....

@ OAM4J,
I want that your Awori sister sharp sharp.

Lmao!

[quote author=baby_123]

OAMJ, See how you are chasing Ijebu around this thread. Respect yaself. Is your father Ijebu or Awori. I know you are from Lagos. If it is Awori, then you are killing us here. Control yourself. [/quote]LOL! The power of an Ijebu woman.

Since you are awori and I am egba, oya make we enter blender....

Coogar, I was in Ado Ekiti this year for a week. I am truly talking from experience.

Chaiiiii! See that ikebe!

Oluwa surely knows what delights Pataki in his eyes!

God bless you for creating Ijebu women!

0monnakoda: Eni to so pe ohun travel length and breadth - N je O ti do Ondo sha? ni to ri pe eni ti o ba de Ondo ti ko do Ondo ko ti de Ondo ni yen

Bros, if na bedmatics you wan talk, start a thread in the sexuality section and I will speak from my extensive wealth of experience.

But in terms of beauty, Ijebu girls are the numero uno......no controversy!

coogar: baby-123, are you an awori?



pataki, to the best of my knowledge...it's

egba
ekiti
ijebu
ondo
ijesha







ibadan.



and may the gods of our ancestors be with you. we ekitians are in support of your quest.

Coogar, trust me I have gone the length and breadth of the Yoruba region.

Ekiti women are blessed with humongous mammary glands. But beauty.....nahhhh brov!

chamotex: Babes like funkybaby are hard to come by
I promised my father I will marry an ijebu woman

Dont touch! Oluwa is involved!!!!

[quote author=baby_123]I have never really met an Egba girl. Most are Ijebu, ibadan and ekiti. But the guys are good looking. [/quote]Yes we egba boys are good looking. I confirm that!

Idowuogbo: BObo! Bobo ooooooo!

*drums*

Kpajigijigijigijiji....kpa!

U are truly omo rapala...

chamotex: Ojigbijigbi!!!
Mr Pataki please let us not fight...don't over step your boundary/territory.
Stick to Egba babes, you can have them all

Me and funkybaby are both from Ijebu ode. I want to keep my family tradition going.

You wan chop eran agba?! Efrebor, you go wound oh!

[quote author=baby_123]Coogar you are looking for trouble.



No,
1) Awori
2) Ekiti - Ekiti girls are very pretty. Choi! (if not for bias )
3) Ijebu
Everyone else is just managing[/quote]Ekiti girls for where? They are most fat girls. Blessed in attack though.

Aworis cannot be number one! Go and find out.....Ijebus have the finest and pretty yoruba girls. Bakassi well blessed!

Egbas come right after Ijebus in ranking. I am talking from experience here.

I even rate Ondo girls especially akure babes far more beautiful than Ekiti girls.

funkybaby: Yes oh

**wiggles my bootay** for OAMJ4's eyes only

He has to come and juba for me first oh!

tintingz: So you are ijebu-idowa nice to meet you, am idowa too and ode.

Oh nice! Do you know of Baba Yard and Mama Yard in idowa?

[quote author=baby_123]Nice

Finest women in Yorubaland:

1) Awori
2) Ekiti
3) Ijebu
4) Egba
.........................

Undisputable...[/quote]1) Ijebu
2) Egba
3) The rest.....

chamotex: Are you saying funkybaby is bakassi-nly defined?

I say.....carry eye comot that level! I will give u one egba girl to cool down ur temper!

coogar: what's the theory behind ijebu damsels and heavy buttocks? is it the garri or ikokore??

More like the ebiripo. That meal does wonders!

stillwater: For a bum to still show inside wrapper, true true na correct Idi nla nla, lolll.

Hehehehe.....Ijebu women are blessed. And when they wear those beads around their waist and shake their bum bum....ojigbijigbi!!!

chamotex: Agba ti de

Bobo no go die unless to ba darugbo!

My late grandfather married an Ijebu woman.

My father married an Ijebu woman.

All you raving eyes, steer clear of funkybaby and any other ijebu peperempes on this thread!

We egbas love our ijebu women and their blessed bakassi!

chamotex: Nice
Don't worry I will instruct band boys to specifically play ijebu songs for you on the Arsenal thread

Na Salawa Abeni go play next on ManU thread for you and coogar.

I remember well over twenty years ago when Salawa and Kollington will entertain us at Ojude Oba right after Ileya celebrations.

Ah! Those sweet years.....sweet memories!

Idowuogbo: Ogba werey.

Lmao!!!! O ti sign!!!

Afam4eva: Can you prove that i'm "Omo Nna". Go to my family compound in Ago Iwoye and ask about me.

Se iwo no je omo Ijebu ni?

Omo nna, gbenu sohun joor. Go and claim your Anambra state na. Abi na by force ni?

What is the name of your family compound in Ago Iwoye?

chamotex: So Pataki is an ijebu man...oh lawd

I am half Ijebu, half Egba. I represent different areas of Ijebu. Ijebu-idowa and Iperu-Remo gangan. I have to ask my grandma again for my Ijebu oriki.

I truly miss Ojude Oba for real.

funkybaby: mehnnn. me too o.

btw: how you dey

I dey oh! I was in your city some days ago, I suppose dey vex for you sef!


Awujale my Uncle will settle our kwanta at the next Ojude!

Afam4eva: We Ijebus sure know how to party. I'll be at the next Ojude-Oba festival with my camera.

Omo inna claiming Yoruba?!

Won ni ki gbogbo eranko to ni iho lori yoju, igbin na yoju?! Orisirisi sha!

As an Ijebu boy from iperu-remo, I am truly missing from Ojude oba.