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PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 11:04am On Oct 05, 2013
1oracle: A mentally demented object for that matter. Soon he will name how many women from Abati's kindred he have slept with.
"....he have slept with." Jesu sunkun! cry

You are a disgrace to the community that contributed to you learning A-B-C.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 11:00am On Oct 05, 2013
funkybaby: Ouch!!!!

Very well said.

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Where have you been hiding all these days sef? I will be around in some days time.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 10:50am On Oct 05, 2013
Afam, I hope you have banned the other handle of that donchris dude that he is using to bypass his ban.

@ topic,
Abati is an educated tout. None different from the Niger Delta militant kindergarten president. Shamelessly bringing the reputation of the office of the presidency to utter shame.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 8:34am On Oct 05, 2013
berem: Lol! Abegi,leave Abati for us jare! One woman's suya is another woman's pomo. Me I still like the man like that. Money covereth all things if you must know. tongue cool
LOL! Beremole, well done! Yoruba men kuku dey suya you well well. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 8:09am On Oct 05, 2013
berem: How is Abati a worwor man? If he needs 10 women for marriage,he will get them sharp sharp! If he is good in the other aspect,who gives a feck about his face? Na face we go chop? Shioor!! grin. lipsrsealed
If you are talking of his koboko, I don't know about that. Abati already has about 2-3 women in marriage. For women all na for kudi/ego/money.

Which lady will be proud to showcase an orangutan in public-sphere? It is like waking up every morning and seeing an orangutan. Oh well I heard women these days are specialists in duggie style once it comes to orangutan men.

Poor Abati getting whooped on all sides!
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 7:49am On Oct 05, 2013
But mhen! This Abati worwor no be small oh. Is he already preparing himself on how to take mugshots for prison?

Abati should be a prime example of an human/orangutan evolution museum.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by Pataki: 7:44am On Oct 05, 2013
seanet02: Emi ni okobo? Ni ojo tin ba ragabo e, Abe a gbona
Don't go there. Don'touch it!!! Fiile!!! You wan chop eran pataki?! Ti ba fi oruka 'ma dan wo' gba e! Wa ma puro bi Abati forever!
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Shocking State Of Nigerian Universities by Pataki: 11:42pm On Oct 04, 2013
stillwater: No you shut up!
You'd better run out too so you would know that you are a human being and not a beastly creature. Ode!
UPPERCUT! cheesy

armyofone: Now I gotta stop complaining about missing meals with my 14 meal plans grin

Jesus!!!! shocked shocked wow!! I can only say 'my goodness' shocked



Please you guys should continue posting pictures, they need the exposure. Maybe somewhere someday someone will do something about it.
The media is powerful. You guys stay strong.
Absolute shocker I tell you. We shall continue to be vocal about all these decay Nigeria has sunk into under the PDP administration.
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Shocking State Of Nigerian Universities by Pataki: 11:39pm On Oct 04, 2013
Controversy: If yuo shit finish come out and blame GEJ for not cleaning your smelly a*s
Have ask your self what are VC doing with millions they are collecting from either FG or State govt
Without mincing words, you are daft!

So Federal and state VCs who clearly are corrupt are still allowed to receive Federal allocation and do nothing with it? Little wonder you are cursed with a kindergarten clueless president. Or you think the President does not have a say in the appointment of a federal VC?

Same old foolish tactics you ediots continue to ply. Absolve the president from the decay and eyesore the so-called universities in Nigeria are.
EducationRe: PHOTOS: Shocking State Of Nigerian Universities by Pataki: 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2013
My God! Why all these upon this country?!

Jonathan is busy repainting airports, while air coffins are flying all over Nigerian airspace.

The education sector is an eyesore. And this same Jonathan calls himself a former lecturer?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 12:54pm On Oct 04, 2013
Wenger not including Santi in our game with West Brom on Sunday. So that he does not bagger off for the interlull. Brilliant game play from Le Prof.

Little worries for Sagna. Hope this gives a starting shot for Jenkinson come Sunday.
FamilyRe: For Abused Wives, Girlfriends & Men!!! by Pataki: 11:34am On Oct 04, 2013
So who are mostly the abusers and who are victims (abused)?

If you are in an abusive relationship, and you stubbornly stay in it, it simply means you are enjoying it. And oh yes, some women surely love that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Pataki: 11:12am On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: you are a complete idïot....
can you not see cole had to leave his left back role to clean up for david luiz's error? why should ashley cole be making a last ditch tackle his right back should be making when he's primarily a left-back? sometimes, it seems mexican rice has eroded the intelligence quotient left in your system.

https://i.minus.com/i9UXnW4NND47g.gif



how did alaba räpe chelsea defence when bayern were the team to score the equaliser in the dying seconds of the extra time to take it to a shootout? if bayern räped chelsea defence then what chelsea did do to bayern defence with 10 players should be reported to the UN headquarters as a war crime....

only a complete lunatic would compare cole to alaba. it's like comparing kroos to kaka. then this plank went on saying alaba bossed games against arsenal, chelsea & madrid. duh, those matches ended in a draw. how did alaba boss games when he conceded 3 goals against madrid, 2 against chelsea & 3 goals against a lightweight arsenal side??

this was alaba getting räped by schurrle...the cross that led to torres scoring came from alaba's department. none of the goals bayern scored can be blamed on ashley cole.

https://i.minus.com/ibuvczXT2hSkJ7.gif

this was the top performer's chart @ the supercup....ashley cole came tops whilst alaba was nowhere to be found.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1280322_chelsea_jpgbf776690fb30bf1f0f36b793cd478804

who the fück is david alaba? alaba ko, okokomaiko ni.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1341288_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687

based on what happened on the night of the supercup, only ribery, boateng & martinez would get into the chelsea side.
Oh damn! Why are you this evil and mean?! grin

FATALITY!
FamilyRe: *Have You Seen 5-yr-old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile* by Pataki: 10:53am On Oct 04, 2013
soreola: Hello house... as far as I know Oluwaseun still hasnt been found. I dont have much info to go with but God is still on the throne. His strength is made perfect in our weakness. Please if you have any feasible ideas that can be implement asap, pls share. If you have any information pls call any of these #s 08035016170/08054156094/08164546058.
God bless you all. Thank you
Thanks for the update.

But why is the church silent? Why hasn't the family raised the issue up with the church? Has the family also gone to the media to report that their daughter got missing from the Redeem Camp?

This thread should be a wake-up call to all.

Where are those blowing blasphemous prayers some pages ago on this thread to kindly now inform us the results of their prayers thus far?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki:
StarBoard: This celebrated dullard is now shifting the argument to coaches and teams.
In your haste to respond, you have not read through the posts where I have been the loudest advocate of him not being suited for the job.
But you must be seen to be intelligent by all means, even if you don't have the capacity for such virtue.
We all know the average Arsenal fan is daft by nature, but don't drag this to ridiculously low depths.
If you are celebrating the fact that Arsenal is top of the league by October 2, then there is no need even responding to you and your ilk.

Again your miniscule IQ has drifted from the issue of standards: I was refering to players, but that testicle in your head acting as a brain refused to function.
Like I said, you won't win nada, Pata.
Look Mr. DaftBoard, that you are a manure fan does not occlude nor preclude you from at least engaging your brain in some sound reasoning. Where in my quoted post(s) here have I celebrated Arsenal topping the table as at October 2? Or are you also suffering from amnesia, dementia or whatever mental instability that is ravaging your brain?

What has changed I earlier asked you? Was this not the same team Ferguson used last season? Was this not the same team that won the EPL last season? Any subtraction from the team to have warranted the eyes of the media to the failure manure is now being reputed for? When Ferguson retired at the end of last season, several media reports made acknowledgement to the fact that, Ferguson was leaving a complete team for Moyes to work with. So what has changed within a few months? In your fanciful idiocy, you now believe standards lies solely with players. You deserve slaps from that orifice you call a mouth of yours! cheesy

You cut across as someone who enjoys playing with volatile stupidity. Or how else do I let you know that ManU has indeed a complete team/players, but rather you have a coach who is an utter failure chosen by Ferguson that will send manure down to the relegation table this season? grin Oh well, you can console yourself that Arsenal will win nada. cheesy May surely beckons for all to see. cool
PoliticsRe: We Should Introduce A Law That Punishes Those Who Insult The President by Pataki: 10:14pm On Oct 03, 2013
JMOI: What is his point?
How old are you? Are you a learner? grin
PoliticsRe: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by Pataki: 1:18pm On Oct 03, 2013
Fela must have been a prophet of some sort.

It is un-imaginable that a former aviation minister's corpse would be subjected to the shame and agony of an air crash. Let this be a clarion call to those in government yesterday and today, you cannot steal this nation dry and expect to live a good life. Where are the likes of Levi Ajuonuma of NNPC who kept on lying to Nigerians about fuel subsidy? Perished with the Dana Aircraft.

It is definitely not coincidental that on the third day after celebrating the 53rd independence of Nigeria, a former Nigerian aviation minister's dead body suffered an air crash.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 8:26am On Oct 03, 2013
StarBoard: Look at this nematode. You've successfully drawn the conclusion about wavelength in the 2nd of october .
Wavelength ko, gamma ray ni.
This one na proper dunce.
Scapegoats?
What have you been doing for 8 years?
Please if you don't have anything to say, just zip it. apparently you have no idea of what a standard should be.
After all your initial gragra Arsenal will still be trophyless at the end of the season, so why blow hot air?
It is not by force that you must respond OK? What has your coach been doing for the past eleven years? Speaking of a dunce who expects a failure of a coach to turn magical once he is under the United crest.

The same Everton your Moyes left has is currently the only Premiership side yet to be beaten this season. How many teams thus far has disgraced your team, and yet you want to drag me into your deluded state of mind that all is well with your team in comparison to Arsenal? So what has changed? Transporting failure from one club to another - enough said! Is this your version of standard?

You Mr. DaftBoard are a certified dunce!
FamilyRe: 20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus by Pataki: 7:16am On Oct 03, 2013
armyofone: @ Pataki
So you are Ijebu, ummm hope you ain't stingy grin
Bawo ni?
A part of me is Ijebu.....lol. Sho wa pa?

That aside, I am a proper ANIMASAUN. cool cheesy

Semper fi!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 11:00pm On Oct 02, 2013
[quote author=A-40]Where is that uncommon phool that calls himself Pata-ki? Just last night this douchegoblin was hyperventilating like an ADHD patient
Adderall has been administered on the eediot[/quote]Did you suffer a blow to the head or something? What is the meaning of this Abirun-40 noise making you are causing here?

Who says Manshitty cannot disgrace you at ur useless arena? Or you are really this demented in reasoning?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2013
StarBoard: Park one side Muppet.
We holdour players to high standards. Unlike you Gunners who are already in ecstacy in early October.
I'm sure we would be ingrates if he undid his good work in assisting the goal (via a stumble by a defender by the way) with generally crappy play.
High standards? Are you a jester or something? Where was the high standards when you lost to Liverpool? Where was the high standards when you lost to West Brom, or Man City?

Don't even compare Manure with Arsenal. They are not on the same wavelength this season. You ManU fans are constantly looking for scapegoats. If it is not Fellaini today, it is Welbeck, or Rooney or Ferdinand tomorrow. Is that what you refer to as high standardshuh cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 9:55pm On Oct 02, 2013
dayokanu: How many EPL teams in a row now that Bayern has mauled?

Kroos just molested the best midfield pivot in the EPL

Abeg where are the stats?
And who says City cannot return and disgrace una in that useless arena? (Not that I can be bothered anyway.)

Afterall, the shyte of the no 4 team in the EPL (Arsenal) is still smelling on your useless arena.

Or do you also need stats for this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 9:49pm On Oct 02, 2013
The same Fellaini who gave an assist for the only goal ManU was able to muster?

ManU fans are surely ingrates!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 9:41pm On Oct 02, 2013
Yaya - how did that guy manage to dominate ManU in the midfield?

What a horrible horrible game from City. I tuned off from the game right after Scarface scored the first goal. Pathetic Manshitty indeed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Bayern Munich - UCL (1 - 3) On 2nd October 2013 by Pataki: 9:18pm On Oct 02, 2013
Shaktar equalises........ope oh!
FamilyRe: 20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus by Pataki: 3:31pm On Oct 02, 2013
Ujujoan: I bought glo line out of ignorance . . . I wish I never spent 14k on it. Now it's rotting God knows where . . . who uses glo line again these days biko.

Ijebu bush men are good at nothing but drinking garri . . . you are a perfect example!

Olodo! tongue
Sooo, even in your bush village that you come from, there is glo network there? Chai! Ijebu men, everywhere you go....... dem dey!

When last did you chop ur yellow garri? Ijebu garri don finish your life for Lagos grin Olodo village girl. Come chop garri, make ur olodo brain clear small.

Ijebu men are ravishing! Taste and see heavenly wonder. You would be praying never to come down from that fourth heaven that the ijebu man has taken you unto!


Ijebu - best thing to have happened to Nigeria!
FamilyRe: 20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus by Pataki: 2:46pm On Oct 02, 2013
Ujujoan: Thunder fire your head there . . . angry angry

Ijebu state my arse . . . angry tongue
You are a true village goat!

You are missing the beauty of what Ijebu people can change your life to! Even that glo line you are using, is an Ijebu product. Olodo!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Pataki: 11:34am On Oct 02, 2013
Still replaying that intelligent movement from Rosicky in my head - him leading Napoli defenders away to give full green light for Ozil to score from Ramsey's assist. Absolutely fascinating.

Got this somewhere from the internet last night:

Arsenal Passing Acc vs Napoli:

Mertesacker 96%
Flamini 96%
Arteta 95%
Koscielny 94%
Özil 91%
Gibbs 90%
Sagna 90%

When you take into fact that Napoli was not able to get hold of the ball for six good minutes right from when the first half started, and by the 8th minute, Arsenal had already banged in the goal......then............you should know that this was indeed the best game I have seen of Arsenal in years.

It felt like the gods were playing football to entertain we mere mortals yesterday night.
FamilyRe: 20 Amazing Facts About Ijebus by Pataki: 8:42am On Oct 02, 2013
Omo ijebu to PROUDING! cool


Haters can go breathe shalanga air.

armyofone: Omoge Ibadan ni emi na grin

Ni badan ni, eeeee ni badan ni won bi wa si o grin
Omoge to rewa. Omoge Ibadan.....(in my proper agbowo accent) se ju si mi ki oju mi tan na wayi bi ina moto celica. grin

Ujujoan: What a load of CRAP!!!
E dey scratch you for ya body? Oshi.com cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 11:18pm On Oct 01, 2013
City to beat Bayern mercilessly tomorrow. cool

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