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onyinye2:
pataki where are we going again??

Having to listen to your defense mechanism skills on MEN.

michelin89:
*shakes head*

**shakes head in response**

onyinye2:
What is all this jive of guns and shooting?? there is no need to be shooting anybody. me i would get my lucky silver bat and i give him a head start to run cause the first i would have done would be to call the cops. And besides i use to play softball in highschool so i got a swing in me.

Oh bother. . . . there we go again.

michelin89:
You are no more the lovely boy I used to know!

Awww. . . . thanks for the compliment.

Hannibal:
You must be very intelligent.
I worked out the probability to be 1/80,000,000.
It means there are only TWO faithful couples in the whole Nigeria(160 million population).

This is a real problem then!!!!!

Bless goodness am among the TWO faithful couples.

michelin89:
So sexist of you. I am disappointed!

SEXIST me Rapture must have happened yesterday!!!

The term ''FAITHFUL" is relative to both gender.

My answer is therefore: based on probability.

michelin89:
Haba the house girl is a human being like you and in case you have forgotten she is the victim and deserves full attention.

Why not give her the gun so she can shoot him herself?

The house-help loved the thing well well thats why he/she persisted with it. Afterall, women have repeatedly stated on this forum how they can handle men at their weakest point, which is during SEX.

Gamine:
Gosh! the topics you people come up with

Because this is not like your racist incited kind of threads.

@ Topic,

I will kindly send the house-help packing without pay, lovingly inform my spouse, I have totally forgiven and forgotten about it, after all, we are humans.

Thereafter, all manner of communication in the house will be severed till I have finally done what is in my dark mind.

Please do not ask me what is in my dark mind. . . . .I do not want to be labeled another DOMESTIC VIOLENT OSAMA.

Is there any more questions?

Question that was meant for me to answer.

Save for fighting for me!!!!

What kind of a question is that?

Here is a difficult word to start a sentence witho.

The right thing is staring at you.

Surprises of beauty like you.

save!!!!!!

Missy B:

Save!!!!

Happened that I can not comprehend that statement of yours.

Only be curious for the right thing.

Staggering SLAP!!!!!

Well. . . do not be too sure, what may happen.

Stupid SLAP!!!!!

Air given to me by you is all I need.

I just do not talk to anyone.


I love kids a lot.

Stinking SLAP!!!!!

Moyola is mine!!!!

**Pataki sharpening his hand**

SLAPPING the wall for practice.

Vibrating SLAP!!!!!!

Here is how we meet then. . . . .

Not yet.

I will stop slapping when y'all start crying.


Resounding SLAP!!!!!!

Missy B:



ibkaye. . . .who's wellicious?

I can die just to see that emoticon on your face.

Slap y'all with my fists!!!!!!!