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Moyola:
Downing street u know!!

15quid will do. . . .

aint goin less dan that

I call he shots here.

10 quids/min = In one hour, you get 600 quids.

Think it through girl. I am ready to go all the way through, if I enjoy your services the more.

Moyotitemi

hazureal:
my colleague here is saying that if the relationship is going to be strictly a 'no sex before marriage' thing,

the lady should grab hold of the man's 'thingy' one day and squeeze it.

if the dude goes a little hard, then she should be rest assured that he ain't impotent!

That is sexual harassment.

Yes I did.





Are you having a lovely day?

ibkaye:
Well I am talking from my own point of view at this current time, I say this because I am not experienced sexually so I am not too phased about the situation

But I see it as unfair to leave a man you love just because he is impotent

I understand what you mean. I guess women like you are so hard to find these days.

That said, it is commendable of you, that you have such a large heart to accommodate LOVE as it comes.



Now where is hazureal?

Moyola:
hey not my price!!!

nywyz itz dependz. . .

I charge £20 per minute. . . . buh for you £18

u stil on?

18 Quids per minute? Girl you must be working on Downing street.

Make it 10 Quids am game tight.

Yes I used to.



Do you like hanging out?

hazureal:
well, i am always on every side of the field. i attack, i defend, i'm a good goal-keeper too!

And I am an excellent goal scorer. I score from different angles of field play.

ibkaye:
Yes na, if i love him enough to marry him why would i leave him just like that?

Honestly I would look up to God for help

Sex is important but it isn't everything

And about the production of babies, there are many other methods of producing babies that do not neccesarily require penetration etc

There are other ways of enjoying ourselves sexually that do not require pentration

It will be hard but I love the man so why not

And about the guy 'knowing' that he is impotent, what if he is a virgin and really did not know, it would be insensitive of me to leave him

Are you truly saying as a woman you can live with a man who cannot afford you a good penetration anytime you so desire him?

While I applaud your sincerity of mind, I think it is going to be difficult on you as a woman to live with the realities of an impotent man.

Moyola:
it startz in september. . .

or u wan a private tutor?

_{datz if u able 2 pay d feez}

good for you bruv!!

If your fees are affordable, I will opt for your private tutorship.

Name your price girl. I need more razzzness in me.

Moyola:
I meant QED?

Q.E.D: Quod Erat Demonstrandum

It is a latin word used in mathematical proof. It simply means; it was shown to be demonstrated.

hazureal:
Ah! Pataki, my man!

how u take know bulldozer? u must be really old in this business o!

i am female anyway, and i don't need bulldozer, because i am bulldozer myself

Bulldozer don kpai tey tey sef.

Which kain bulldozer are you? Attacking or Defensive bulldozer?

ibkaye:
We will pray and fast for 40 days and 40 nights

I like your faith.

So you will remain committed to the relationship?

Moyola:
wtz that?

A simple request/challenge which you are free to turn down.

Moyola:
xpert!!!!

nywyz. . . . ese gan nii!!!

Ko tope ma'am.

When are new classes going to start? Just between you and I?

I am seriously waiting here. Miss razzzz

Moyola:
naaah,

i don't tell. . . i seal my

u?

I have got the tightest mouth you ever imagine.

If I did tell, nairaland would have blown up tey tey.

tkb417:
@HNIC
lolhow far now?
u know ever since the word GO, u be one of my fav. gaynners

was just pleased to see how Ritchie analysed the whole shebang without mincing words.
I really can't wait for the season to start/end again because im very much interested in what Arsenal/Arsene achieve with the set of boiz he has. If he succeeds, then, hes definitely going to be celebrated and all his sins forgiven but one more trophiless season will cast a doubt on his approach to the team/game.

Nonetheless,i agree that Arsenal should have been the champions last season but that wasnt to be because there were no adequate covers. I'm sure this is why some Arsenal supporters are worried. I'm one of the people that feel Arsenal first XI can play any team in the world but who are those on the bench for Arsenal if injuries beckon? will there be adequate covers for any eventualities?

United, Chelsea suffered strings on injuries but came out unscathed because of the depth in squad.
Arsene should learn from his past mistakes

It is GUNNERS not gayners. You scummies have a long way to learn seriously.

I am seriously keeping my fingers crossed on Arsenal for this coming season. I would not say I am 100% confident with the present team build-up by Arsene, however, as a true and committed GUNNER, I stay glued to my team till death do us part.

I suspect we are coming with a real bang this season.!!!!!

_{I sent you an offline message, did you get it?}

Moyola:
ermmm. . . . noin!!
attention kind of sumz it all up!

QED.

See why I claim you are a fulfilled woman. Except if you want to prove me otherwise, then I might be ready to step up to the game.

Nice to see you smiling afterall.

Yes



Would you?

hazureal:
yes o.

i also know emiola naturalist care

and YEMKEM!

Are you male or female? I can write a letter of recommendation for you to BULLDOZER.

Moyola:
lol. . . . wetin u dey learn?!!

How to a razzzo from the expert Moyola. Thats a beautiful name by the way, hope it tallies with the beauty.

Moyola:
razzz dude like u!!!

Babes, I ain't razzz. I am just unfortunate to be learning it from you.

Do you kiss? Would you tell?

Moyola:
no prob. . i refrain

Thanks for the understanding. _{(Another good quality in you)}

Moyola:
hw doz "attention" make one a fulfilled woman?

Give a woman all the attention she wants in whatever manner she may demand for it, and tell me what else she wants?

hazureal:
yea, it can be healed alright.

try 'oko oloyun'.

So you know all those stuffs.

Na wa o!

Moyola:
so razz!!!. . .juzz like u

Still learning from you girl.


Razzzzzzzzzzzzzzz babe.

Moyola:
so?!!!

Refrain from using it with me.

Moyola:
gat that already

wt else u gat?

You are already a fulfilled woman.

hazureal:
Pataki,

surely, a man would know if he is impotent or not.

what i am asking is, if u are a man, would u tell your babe whom u intent to marry, that u are impotent?

and as a lady, what would u do, if u discover after marriage, that he is impotent?

For one as a guy, I ain't impotent.

But if there are guys out there with such situations, I do suggest an open plain honesty with your partner. Although there are possibilities of her going all out to tell a third party which as a guy you would not like.

syren:
It is possible if he lives under a rock.

But not in the society we live in.

Assuming he lives under a rock, and he gets a wife, why divorce him based on his impotency?


_{In the society we live in, there are people who live under the rock for real.}

Missy B:
According to d poster,d man is so aware of his impotency
bhut keeps it away frm his wife.

It does not warrant for a divorce that easily does it?

Every human being has secrets he/she keeps from every other person. Would it be appropriate to break the relationship simply because you withheld your secrets from your partner?

Moyola:
. . . whurevaaa!!!

Arrrgghhhhhh. . . . I hate that word with a passion.

Moyola:
ermm. . . u want to share more?

Ok here comes another: Women adore Men who can give them all the attention in the whole wide world.


You want some?

Goodnight? When it is already morning?

Is there a possibility that a man will not know he is impotent?

Moyola:
ermmm. . . . . i prefer not 2 say

buh he {success001} doznt posses "all" wt i want . . . .datz y i'm wishin him gdluck!!

All you want, are just the basics. You need someone to give you all you need.

Moyola:
good licker!!!! iz that all

Nah, there is more in the coffers. But why share it all on the forum?

Still want to hear more?

Missy B:
I dnt think i see a prob here.
If he respects me den der shouldn't be no prob.

Hmmmmm. . . . Just like that.