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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:14pm On Aug 30, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:12pm On Aug 30, 2015
jaybee3:
Thank the good lord for the bank holiday tomorrow else rooney for ruin my whole week.
Such a buffoon
He had better cop himself a long term injury
Why me oh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbh6uC0FmqI
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:10pm On Aug 30, 2015
Oyinbo repete.....ManU don hit gbese repete


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_z9c98rEro
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:08pm On Aug 30, 2015
Vivalavida99:
My fellow Chelsea supporter pls play me " don't wake me up by chris brown" cheesy tongue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOowQeKyNkQ
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:06pm On Aug 30, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:05pm On Aug 30, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:02pm On Aug 30, 2015
Rooney has not scored in 10 EPL games now, yet I dey complain about Giroud?!

#SopeTie! grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 6:00pm On Aug 30, 2015
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:52pm On Aug 30, 2015
What Swansea beat Manure?!

https://i.imgflip.com/xepy.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:51pm On Aug 30, 2015
QUOTABLE QUOTES

Pataki:
If this squad cannot defeat Swansea today, manure fans should forget about any trophy this season.

#TeamRooney!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
Boyz are not smiling tonight especially Shekpe fanz. grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:46pm On Aug 30, 2015
Oh Rooney! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
Is LvG not teaching his boys how to throw the ball? This is the second time that I am seeing them making a foul throw.

What are they doing on their training ground?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
ElFenomeno1:
Nah only prostrate?
They will blame Rooney if they lose this game now... But yeah, common Swansea lets finish these fu...ckers off!!!
The same Swansea that Coogar claims are weaker than Westham!

Abeg make everyone get their quotable quotes ready.

Where is raumdeuter??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
Warming-up with my gifs and irin-ise.

This thread will reach page 3000 tonight. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
LvG and Woodward will go and prostrate to De Gea after this match walai!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:22pm On Aug 30, 2015
GOMIS!!!


JESUUUUUUUUU!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
codedguy1:
I sure say you wear your white garment costume dey pray this kain prayer.

God no go hear am.

grin grin
Na today una go know say I get mouth like AK47!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
Pataki:
This game will end in a draw.
Pataki on course! grin cheesy cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:11pm On Aug 30, 2015
This game will end in a draw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2015
Mata scores!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 5:02pm On Aug 30, 2015
All of you blaming Rooney.

Is Herrera playing in this game at all?

Where is Depay and Mata?

I don't get you all. Anyways. 2nd half is here. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
Purist:
Do you miss me? grin

I'm good brah, being a spectator is a lot more fun nowadays. Hope you're well.
Miss you? I can breathe freely now on this forum. grin

Yeah am good mate. Good to hear from you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 4:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
sinizia:
Mata on the wing again. God, how did we end up with this coach? sad
No 1! Who is next to whinge about LvG? Same thing De Gea has been saying in silence. You scummies are calling him ungrateful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Pataki: 4:01pm On Aug 30, 2015
Is Alago actually a footballer? undecided

Nobody in their right state of mind rates this dude. No wonder even UEFA had to specifically choose the humiliation he suffered under Messi as the best goal of the season.

airmark, continue schooling them for this thread oh!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:42pm On Aug 30, 2015
Odunharry:
i am scared BRO... schweini is slow and not as powerful as Shelvey in that middle.. i trust my boys anyway
Rooney will perform. Don't worry. He has gotten his mojo back. I strongly believe schweini is hiding an injury. My only concern is Depay. He desperately wants to break into the EPL, whereas, the defenders in the EPL are a bunch of very intelligent players unlike what he experienced in the Eredivisie.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
coogar:
but west ham sodomised you at the emirates....should we expect you to forget any trophy this season too seeing that west ham are actually weaker than swansea?
The same Westham sodomised Liverpool yesterday. The same Liverpool we could not score against.

The same Newcastle your team could not beat, got humbled by Arsenal yesterday. Football is a game is filled with illogical deductions.

Nevertheless, you fans believe in history. Let that history speak for itself this evening. You have a team filled with some of the highest paid and experienced footballers in the world, let it show on the field of play this evening. #NoExcusesPlease. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
Odunharry:
#mufc XI: Romero; Darmian, Smalling, Blind,
Shaw; Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger; Mata,
Herrera, Memphis; Rooney
If this squad cannot defeat Swansea today, manure fans should forget about any trophy this season.

#TeamRooney!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 3:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Manure fans would love the whole of their squad on the field of play at the same time. Forgetting that this game is only intended for 11 men.

May today bring about the needed celebrations we have been demanding for on this thread!

GGMU!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
funlord:
grin

Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged ideas about or any banter that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged in has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get tha basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!
LOL! Your verbiage is still nothing but jibber-jabber! You have a long way to go. Trust me, I will put you in the first class train of idiocy that you rightly belong. Your English writing is littered with unlimited tautologies all in the name of insults. Stop punishing my brain with this arrogant inanity of yours!

You think this is about wits and intellectual credibility? You lost that eons ago when you posted wikipedia to me! You are a disgrace to whomever had the pleasure to fund your education. I have told you before, and I will tell you again, you should be under the tutelage of your local street madman receiving daily slaps to for the induced mental state of idiocy you are in.

You spent 40-45 mins typing this hogwash?! No ''copy and paste insults'' from the internet? And you think I am impressed? grin I have told you, I have been slaying numbskulls far more intellectually superior to you since 100BC. I am an advocate for Nigeria to start building idiotic museums. You would be a classical master showpiece for the world to be dazzled with!

I am NEVER going to discuss football with you. You are a DIMWIT whose IQ should be never be explored, but rather thrown into the sea like Osama Bin Laden's lifeless body. Mr. WIKIPEDIA! Deeper Life Otondo! grin

I will respect the few Manure fans that have implored me to let you be for now. I have to get behind the wheels anyways, but if you type any megedefegede, I will be back like THE TERMINATOR to finish you off. I am not done with you. I am your living nightmare on this board! My very existence on this board will be the worst thing you live to remember of your copy and paste life. Sit back and enjoy the ride son! Trust me, it is worth it! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 12:12pm On Aug 30, 2015
dopeJemi:
Shege tongue
I no lie na. Abi no be one of una - an Alfa at moshalashi for that matter dey claim bedmatic victory for here?


patrickmuf:
Pataki, I know you know your football, can we just limit the dissing...
OK boss. I am just waiting till 5pm. I am no football pundit though. I am just a student of the sport.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Pataki: 11:51am On Aug 30, 2015
parrotibaba:
So another war is brewing here? grin grin


Pataki vs Funlord Season 2



*spreads my imported mat n grabs a bottle of Orijin*
You want me to kill him again? grin shocked grin

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