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Boy! Manure thread still locked up. Mukina2 is not smiling.

Meanwhile boys are not going easy with WR at the IAAF World Championship this year.

Waiting for Bolt vs Gatlin vs that young British boy in some minutes time. #Mens200mFinal

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! They don close our thread....

Your fellow manure called on mukina2.

Anyways, just what I needed to push my lazy self off to the gym. I hope the thread would be opened by the time I am done from the gym.

sod09:
den end up losing at round of 16
Y not barca or Bayern so we won't meet dem in 16...

In a way you are right bro. Actually, you are very right.

ElFenomeno1:
The wage issue you keep flogging though.... You want a slice of that I am sure!
Elampower can arrange that

That wage is atrocious. Take someone like Benteke who earns £40k per week and works his sucks off for it and compare it with Rooney with £300k per week. Who is giving out better productivity?

Anyways not my headache.

sinizia:
I don die!!


Na lie. Na because Rooney scored so no-one to take out our frustrations on, so we bashed the Gayner fans who came to party to our failure but got disappointed when we won.

Make your team lose one time. Boyz wan celebrate for this thread. Una carry agidi for head like Fellaini afrohead.

Even all you manure fans dey form tag team here.

See wetin Rooney cause last night. Even Coogar has gone on sabbatical. Elampiro is still recovering from Rooney hangover.

Boyz still dey carry AK47 dey monitor for this thread.

ElFenomeno1:
Sabbatical ke? Nah fam!
The war goes on.....



Right here....



You ever see a cremated folk stay alive and strong?
We here.....

The war is TBC.

Money first, then we will be back!



Elf is not dead.... We cooking!



You don't learn if no one taught ya!

I told y'all!

Abija is BACK!! Give it to them!

One tip though: Handle them scummies one by one. Your simultaneous equation is not working. Dem boyz are not smiling oh. This one no be JackieChan filmtrick.

afrodoc2:
And Pataki no go think say we no see you o.
Your agbaya move no good. You cut that small boy liver hang am for bus stop
Person pikin o!
You cut him gall bladder force feed like baby.....your ways are not pure.

I banter for fun or sometimes for trolling purposes. But yesterday, that boy's pomposity I could not stand.

I did feel sorry for him when I started digging into his posts. I realized that I should just have ignored him and schooled him like a big caring brother would.

Even if he posts insults directed at me forthwith, my conscience won't allow me to denigrate him in return. When life batters people in inexplicable ways, they tend to take their frustration out on people. His own way of letting out his life's frustration is by coming on the internet and acting all gangstar and crude.

StarBoard:
You sef, which kain person you be?
You cut person head, go sleep, blood still dey hot you.
After now you go carry bible go digging deep this evening.

But you know the way the fight was going it was a royal rumble style. We have to team up to eliminate the threats first.

But I doff my hat to you sha . . .that was a good outing last night. . .



Make I go make peace with funlord before he decapitates me by mistake.
I have

Repent, the kingdom of Heaven is at hand. All of you who participated in that tag team lynching last night, una go hear am for 'plincipal' office by 12pm today.

Although I do have to admit, the line about 'internet shadow boxing' got me laughing.

My dream pairing for our Champions league:

Olympiakos, Bayern Leverkusen/Wolfsburg, Roma.

StarBoard:
kai,
Boyz are vicious o.
Na to dey fly low for hia.

Funlord. . . . .no further comments. . .before I get my a $$ handed to me.

We no gree! There has to be a re-match. You scummies were forming tag teams.

nonsoroyalty:
But joke apart I pity for that school fees part


Pataki e don do abeg

dopeJemi:
Pataki abeg ignore that guy, and to think he's from Warri, same place i'm from he's just letting me down

I am not gonna insult him again. I even regret I did in the first place. I should have rather taken my time first to read his profile before engaging him whatsoever.

Sorry manure fans for polluting your thread.

Goodnight y'all.


PS:
That Neymar story is pure hogwash abeg. LOL

JigsawKillah:
Lying cûnt! I am not as daft as you, failing is an abomination in my family. Your masters thesis, your bsc fûcking whatever, ode, what stops your from posting shots? Let's see if we're not seeing a Patrick Obahiagbon wannabe. Agbaya. Agama lizard feeling funky.

Oshe! weyrey da si rough! Wa shere! How many times did you fail JAMB before you foolishly came on this forum to be posting Open University Direct Entrance scorepoint?

You are the same dunce that has no inkling how register via online for your courses, yet you want to tell me you are not failure?! If na to be rapping foolish lines, you are the King Kong in that.

Open University failure.

JigsawKillah:
your this is that and your that is this . . . where are the darned proofs!!!

You talk about standard of living . . . what standard of living? You think we don't know how a couple of years ago, your father buys you earpiece everytime, so you won't hear him fûcking your mom? Is that what you call a high standard of living? Bros, you should be pelted with hot stones for thinking we all here are cowbrained as you. Intellectually sound people are those we know their qualifications, not the ones who see the 'autocorrect' option as life saving. May thunder ravage the remainder of your frustrated life if you talk education and yet don't bring proofs. Hopeless son of a village pröstitûtè

You don't wanna go the way of insulting parents. Go and read my past postings on this board. Your parents will log on this forum and personally beg if I start with you on that level.

Pataki - auto correct? Am I intimidating you that much? I told you I am a graduate na. My Masters thesis proudly adorns my University library for future generation to read and learn from.

Why do you keep failing exams in your Open University? Even Obasanjo as old as he is, passed his exams from Open University. Do you think it is your destiny to be a graduate?

*Continues sipping my kuunu via NNPC pipe*

raumdeuter:
Before we continue our bouts for tonight lets reach our Sponsors

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Weyrey sombori.

JigsawKillah:
More educated than his HOD. . .
Yet you couldn't make second class? NOUN or not, most times, it's the knowledge acquired that counts.

I partake in Long Distance learning, splitting my spare time between fun and books, yet still making As. What do you have? Show us your degree! Don't tell us you're more intelligent than your HOD, show us. Your only confirmed 'A' is spending 7yrs here, and beating your chest that the only thing you've learnt is E-fights. Do you have a wife? Kids? A home? Bring proofs. Bolt is running away with your destiny pig. You don't have a future bros.


Pant-hankie? Who else chooses such a deluded name if not for a downgraded real life version of Mr Ibu?

You are partaking in long distance education, yet you keep failing exams? Is your destiny set on LONG DISTANCE FAILURE?

Pataki is a graduate, trained in the best of education globally. Buhari's current ADC was my camp commandant, so go bring out your calculator and start punching in the figures.

My standard of living is what you dream about every night. Your future aspiration is my past! I hate noisemaking on this forum, as most of you idiots are nothing but diseased brain goats. As I told you, go and face your studies. Your parents labored to send you to Open University not to come online and engage people who are far more intellectually equipped than your HOD.

Nihilstjnr:
Baby piglet

A piglet is a baby pig

Baby piglet = Baby baby pig?

*sips chilled okra soup*

You this mean devil. That is tautology. Stop calling a spade an agricultural implement.

Who banned you?

*sipping my kuunu with straw*

sinizia:
Loan ke? If i am Gaal, i'd have sold him off for free a long time ago!!

LOL!

Mourinholic:
Don't tell me you are ready for the something u weren't ready for on this thread just days ago....
U must have learnt new lines,can't wait to here them

Me Pataki learn new lines? Abinibi get levels from ability.

The same Pataki that made a 45 year old man weep profusely on the travel section? I have been responsible for burying cyber-dolts from time immemorial on this forum.

You and that hensbrain are on my watchlist.

sinizia:
If Depay continues like this, then we're better off with Young on that position. I mean, Di Maria was benched because of Young, now Depay is benching an impressive Young and yet playing poorly. Depay needs to step up before we have another Maria on our hands - a flop.

Let this Rooney please stand up from now onwards. We will fair nicely in EPL if Rooney scores like this against the weak opponents like Newcastle because i know the traditional top 6 teams will provide stronger opposition than Brugge.

Rooney made some intelligent runs and positioning himself well in the box tonight which he has mostly failed to do in times past. While I also note that Brugge had some really dunce defenders tonight, I also believe Rooney has revived his striking mojo again.

Januzaj has no business in this present ManU team. He should go on loan to West Brom or something.

Mourinholic:
Jesu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mehn!!!

Holym0ron, you are back like a typical goat. You have no 'merry christmas' peesure to mesmerize us with?

sinizia:
I'm happy for him, Pat, but you know Brugge ain't no top opposition. If he can replicate this form against the likes of Assnal, Shitty, Swansea, etc., then we're back in business. I'm just being skeptical as not to get carried away only for Rooney to churn out another episode of barren spell when it matters most. Same for Depay, he hasn't really shown me he's that good. So I'm not giddy with joy yet.

Rooney is proven and tested over the years. Depay I cannot say the same of. I have watched some of his games here in the Netherlands last season, and I did not find it utterly spectacular, even though I am of the opinion he has better football intelligence than Januzaj.

Rooney needed the confidence and boost, which unfortunately (as an Arsenal fan), he has gotten today. I am sure there is a new Rooney from tonight onward.

sinizia:
Come to think of it, Chicha might come in handy. Like when we need that equalizer or a goal to seal a victory. I don't mind him staying. Rooney is yet unproven till i see his form in the upcoming EPL matches. I won't judge with this night's match at all.

Haba! If Rooney did not score tonight, you people would have slayed him again.

He scored a hattrick, you are here saying you won't judge him with tonight's match. Wetin sef?!

JayKayMaybachz:
If ah hear.. . His bars are fvcking weak.... It even makes a granny regain her virginity

LMAO! His lines remind me of a charlatan that once graced the rap section some years back - ''Ofokasibe''. That guy can rap for sango so much that the poor god will start spewing out water in anger.

StarBoard:


Internet forum is no respecter of age o.
So na dis newbie dey slag with veteran like you?

Me veteran ke? When grandpa dayokanu aka raumdeuter, coogar and debosky dey here?

StarBoard:
wait an Open University student ?
.not even a regular University student?

Here are his posts:

JigsawKillah:
I left 2 courses unwritten last semester, after an error in the portal. I was hoping I'd only register the exams on them this semester. I tried printing my course registration slip, but can not find them.

JigsawKillah:
I just did, and I'm regrettin' already



Tried registerin' for exam, it says CLOSED.
Why

https://www.nairaland.com/144162/national-open-university-nigeria-noun/402#36826474

StarBoard:
After Pataki will say he has repented and is now a Deeper Life member.

God bless you bro! I have really repented oh! Aside from one resident fundunce here who seems to have permanently logged his demented brain on the wifi of blatant foolishness, you hardly see me engaging manure fans in insults.

It is mostly shekpe fanz. It is like those ones are specially accursed or something. And the most annoying fact is that, it is here on the manure thread they will start engaging in insults. E.g is that Open University idiot who is due to write exams in some days time and yet he is here engaging a whole Pataki who is intellectually and well educated than his HOD.

ElFenomeno1:
The legendary Pataki.
A lot of the cun. ..ts up here don't know how it goes.
Coogar, Pataki, Ramdeuter and co are vets. We paid homage when we came through as young gees....
Fat pri. ..cks like Akindanidani and Co will get it fun size galore... Walahi the war is on.

I strongly suspected you are an oldie as well. I just could not figure you out. MrCrackles - certified womanizer!

JigsawKillah:
Smh


some here are not even watchin' the game on TV yet makin' analysis.

Includin' the retärded Pant-hankie

At your current age, I was not a nuisance on the internet. I have made two shekpe fans to deactivate their monikers and register with new monikers on this board in times past.

Don't make me your source of sorrow and misery on this board. I am not nice!

Blood must flow tonight!!!

This Chicarito is even worse off than Rooney sef.

Young is a baller!