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parrotibaba:
Bia Funlord this battle is increasingly becoming one sided!!!


Pick up ur gloves man!!



I bet 20k on top ya head oh!!!

LOL! You want me to finish him?

Katsumoto:
Geeez

If you submit an offer which is then beaten by another buyer, then you have been gazumped. Simples

All these talk of whether you had the means to increase your offer but didn't is unnecessary.

You wanted an item but someone else beat you to it.

GBAM! Where have you been hiding you this great man?!

Hope you will not run away Monday evening!

parrotibaba:
don't worry I will buy 3 bottles of Orijin for u as u watch us dismantle the team from Tyne side n then on Monday I will buy 6 bottles of Alomo bitters for u as I watch Liverpool solidly rape ur defense

Give me cocacola abeg. I no dey drink again. Jedi-jedi better pass. The one wey I don drink, sleep for London street back in dem years don do me. Who una dey play tomorrow sef? Newcastle?

Party go steady - oh sure ju!!

funlord:
I was actually waiting for siniza to reply my mention so that I could actually ask him the same question! Because this statement that you have just bolded is actually one of the reasons that that confused arsenal dimwit is hoping to use in a lame attempt to clutch onto straws! Even barn yard animals are not this difficult to converse with!

Get lost you degenerated doofus! The £12m Chelsea paid ManU was for what? Look at this dongoyaro trying to act all sly and sublime like as if he has any iota of intelligence in his hair follicles.

Page in, page out I have asked you for proof that you know your onions on this matter. This demented dende was busy trawling the internet for insults and synonyms. Posting wikipedia for me!

parrotibaba:
n u will be massively disappointed tomorrow

I have a parrot-gif that will dance skelewu for you tomorrow.

StarBoard:
Dis Pataki sef, na roforofo fighter im be.
No holds barred, no DQ be im style.No time limit, count out.
Brock Lesnar.

Nah bro. I have really calmed down now. I don't fight again like I used to. I even apologize for insulting these days.

sinizia:
Liar!! Link of Arsene saying this or adonbilivit.

Links yapa! Even video evidence sef.

sinizia:
From the link you posted, Ferdinand confirmed Man Utd refused to pay more than the amount they felt Robben was worth. That's no snatching. Chelshit only paid more after Man Utd refused paying more and dropped interest.

https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1935#37182861

Chelshit didn't snatch Robben from Man Utd, but they snatched Mikel from us. As for Pedro, Man Utd dropped interest in him as confirmed by LvG.

I think if we should flog this matter further, it will resort to semantics. I am of the opinion that Chelsea hijacked/snatched Robben, who from all clear indications was ManU bound. If you do not see it in my view, no wahala.

funlord:


Siniza! Pointing anything out 2 that child is pointless! Its like arguing with a bowl of pap in an empty house! I'm glad everyone can see thru his basket like logic! He's an goner sha what do you expect!

Have they started awarding first class in idiocy to goats in Nigeria? This internet rambunctiousness of yours is unprecedented on this forum. You saw how Sinizia stated his point even from one of the weblink I provided, while you - fundunce: His Excellency in Foolishness was busy quoting wikipedia for me.

You are a burden of disgrace on whomever sponsored your village education!

sinizia:
You just made that monument of foolishness take down his Father Christmas' DP. Epic!!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1991732_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

Oh, he has taken that picture down?

I am sorry I ruined his foolishness for him.

Any transfer news today jare. I am getting bored with no ManU news on the horizon. When are you guys playing? I have ordered for new gifs to be delivered that we will use to mark ariya on your thread very soon.

sinizia:
Who was talking about Chelshit hijacking players or not? Not me, I've moved on since.. Buy the Benzema you Gayners have been chasing for a century before you gloat.

Wenger has told you peeps severally, we are not interested in Benzema. ManU can have him!

funlord:


See 1 basic _idiot 1 come dey form boss 4 where champions dey sip on gin and juice dey try kick back on a cool friday! Abrasive goats everywhere on this NL! Nonsense! How _stupid can a human beings reasoning be:

1: man united signed a player called mikel obi, chelsea in order to avoid fifas wrath paid man united £12M and lyn oslo £4M sharply, but to 1 goat this qualifies as chelsea "SNACTHING" the player from united!

2: psv wan sell robben, robbens comes to man united, fergie says we will only pay €7M or you waka! Robben and psv come waka as negotiations don end with united, then one desperate roman abramovich run come say let me pay €18M and you join chelsea! But to one reprobate that is also "SNATCHING"!

What logic! Only an _IDIOT thinks like this! Dude must be related to patience jonathan! Olodo is so pained see how he is barking out my moniker like a rabies afflicted bulldog! Pained MOFO!!! Lolz!

Idiota! You are back!! £12m that Chelsea paid ManU was for what? Mikel's boat trip from Oslo? You see why I called you a certified ARINDIN! What business does Chelsea have with ManU to be paying ManU £12m while the original club that Mikel was playing for got about £4m also from Chelsea? So are you foolishly telling us, that Chelsea bought Mikel from ManU or from ......? Even when the chief executive of Manchester United came on MUTV displaying a contract agreement with Mikel? You are really DANGEROUSLY DAFT fundunce!

Another lie again! Show me where Sir Ferguson explicitly said Robben can go away. At least I have shown you more than enough proof that Arjen's agent - his own father expressly disapproved of Arjen joining Chelsea.

Where are your sources - you dimwitted doofus!

FUNDUNCE Mr. WIKIPEDIA

Where are your weblinks to prove Pataki lied?

Did the scumtwat actually run away?

funlord:
No you god forsaken foolish _cunt! I'm just showing you that your hopeless moves at evading my queries or trying to taint me with slander because you are pained by my texts is futile! I will bury you whether it be in soccer banter or pure grime! And since I have been advised to ignore your baboon ass as you have no answers to my questions or queries after being exposed for the fraud you are this would be your last reply from me this afternoon!

I would have loved to engage you in a battle of wits but I really don't want to fight an unarmed primate since you lack any sort of wits whatsoever! When next you come here to spit your non factual ASSHOLENALform of hooey, lies and logic in order to score cheap points on this thread of champions, be rest assured that the FUNLORD will be on hand to "check you like a microphone during the sound check before a rap show!" Now please kindly swerve back over to your "sahara goners thread"! I wish you ILL for the rest of the day! Piglet!

YAWNS! Prove that Pataki is a liar! Stop this wanton foolishness and cyber tomfoolery! Where is your f@cking proof that Pataki lied? Prove that your so-called sagacity has the capacity to outwit Sir Pataki in an intellectual banter!

I eat lazy dolt of your ilk everyday! I will show you that internet has a way to place you in the class most befitting your pristine idiocy! Mr. WIKIPEDIA!

Where is fundunce?

He has logged out again. to go harassing the internet for insults and synonyms to type and impress Pataki.

funlord:
Coogars words? How did you become you such a "brainless, vapid, dirty, dyslexic, scuzzy, asexual , abstemious and hopeless yob? Do you think everyone is as daft and air headed such as yourself? Oh because coogar has turned you into his side _bitch on this thread you believe anyone else that gives you a shower in vitriol must be using his lines? What an imp! Okay let me give you a taste of what may help erase any doubts in that used tampon and torn condom holder you call a skull!

I don't even need to remind other monikers about who or what kind of _fuckboy you are! They all know about your abject displays of "asinine, stupidity and antipathy" that you show on all your mentions and posts each time you comment on this thread! Its actually not your fault but the fault of that chibok girl you refer to as a mother for _shitting out a "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit but fully developed mong called PATAKSHITE that she gladly refers to as a son! that if not for the providence that I have to display as your lord, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants or posts since normally I don't discuss with animals!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy inconsequential dullards" such as yourself because while you spend your time trying to troll you seem to forget that no one here really cares about the opinions of a "world class pea brain such as YOURSELF! Dullards are normally very ugly so I'm sure you would resemble something that would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with "an orangutan and an elephant"! maybe later when your joblessness is at its ebb you can go through his posts and satisy your non existent intellect as well as your demonic induced doubts about my ability to use my pristine flow and kinectic words to inflict pain on the psyche of daft punks such as yourself!

I've seen dead animals on highways with more charisma than you! Your points about soccer and also your existence are quite similar in value to the rectal discharge of an aids patient! In other words all your time spent on cyberspace is worthless! It seems you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence and that of your club is such a distorted mess, so allow me guide you a little bit towards the gates of hades so that you may finally find a place to rest in peace and cease bothering united fans and the human race with your factory fitted _stupidity!

Abeg we are done! This actually why I don't like to argue with _idiots like you, because you will just lower me to your level then beat me with your experience. Get the _fuck off my mentions okay gargoyle!

YAWNS! You typed all these to prove what? That you can insult? Almost an hour later, you came back with this gobbledygook you call a response. Even a pregnant lady about to deliver, I am sure is not hyperventilating the way you are doing right now. Pele! Take a breather! What an intellectual disgrace. I have this annoying penchant of getting under people's skin. I will not stop with you!

This trash you call insult do not even make sense. When you want to insult, at least show some creativity with it. From all what you have written above, it clearly shows you were that kid with the sharpest stupidity from your primary, secondary and tertiary education!

Where are your weblinks to prove that Pataki is a liar? The dunderhead is busy quoting wikipedia! Quote credible sources to prove that you are intellectually capable. It is because of dunderhead like you that Pataki has committed himself to monthly contributions into the Educational Trust Fund in Nigeria. Nigeria must be cleansed of the likes of fundunce!

funlord:
Stop feeling bad! After all a lot of your fellow members of the animal kingdom have no talent so be proud of the fact that you can at least type! its not all bad for you! I would just advise you not to always think so hard to come up with smart things to say when trolling, you may end up spraining your brain!
And please stop sounding like a vampire with all this your blood spilling references! We already know that you are a dingbat! Vampires are human after all! But your not! _wanker!

LOL! I can see you are having difficulty keeping up with insults to type out. You have no more coogar's words to copy and paste? Have you disproved my comment so far about Hans Robben? I thought you were asking me for weblink to that initially? Idiota, I am going to spill your blood on this thread. You made a mistake throwing the first insult at me and I will show you why this ancient warlord is going to feast on your blood - you fundunce!

You diseased ignorant gnat, lets keep it rolling! Where are your weblinks to prove that Pataki is a liar?! Wikipedia?

funlord:
Stop making everyone on the thread yawn! You are attempting to dodge and be evasive but I wont let you, you are even desperately jumping on even quotes that are not directed at me all in a lame attempt to save face! Sorry! It has backfired! You know you can't save yourself on football matters and your lame attempt at trolling only brought you to an epic fail . Sad!

You actually magnified your idiocy by quoting wikipedia to my face! Any validity about your intelligence was immediately cleared off my face with that ediotic move of yours. I immediately realized your intelligence is nothing but a mirage. Go and visit the local madman on your street you need an intellectual redemption slap.

dopeJemi:
You guys should just agree go disagree, I like una two

I want to spill blood! If that doofus had read my initial statement very diligently, he would have noted that I am hoping that history will repeat itself as Robben was finally shipped away to Madrid from Chelsea even against his own wish/desire at the end. And also, Mikel is now a regular bench warmer at Chelsea. The same Mikel that Chelsea had to pay £12m compensation to manure for.

Let the idiota keep talking. I have found a scumtwat to feast upon this afternoon!

funlord:



Pathetic or is it pataki? I'm sorry to let you know this in public and before all your various pals, but you are a very vacuous DUNCE! You can't assimilate concepts or even defend yourself! Just let it go! Sorry ehn! Anyone that reads my 1st post wll easily decipher your idiocy! Be patient!

Yawns! Say something new fundunce. I will teach you how to throw insults today fundunce. I am in the mood this afternoon to banter. Have you considered your foolishness that the only weblinks you have posted since you foolishly quoted me as been wikipedia links? Where are your other credible sources to prove Sir Pataki is a liar?

funlord:


See this certified ARINDIN! First you asked me to provide you weblinks about Arjen Robben's dad comment, you even went ahead to be posting idiotic wikipedia webpages for me as reference, now you are switching goal post for me to defend myself over my valid point on snatching?


Are you your village jester? What sort of a troglodyte is this fundunce for goodness sake? I have schooled you about Robben's dad, you foolishly retorted that I was posting ''metro'' as my source, I even took a second of my time to show you the original transcript, yet you want me to compound and expatiate your idiocy further? Have you been terminally diagnosed with foolishness?

Small boy! You have been exposed! So I know you are pained! Please just shut up and _fuck off my mentions if you cannot answer my query! Go to the 1st post I made regarding your foolish claims regarding mikel and robben! If you cannot defend your stance anymore just calm down and wait till I corner you in another lie! But based on the type of reasoning you have displayed so far, it won't be long before you put your foot in your mouth once again and commit another epic faux pas! Your educational certificates may actually be apology letters from your past principals to your parents! Try to run a background check and be sure abeg! Jesus wept!

1. This idiota (fundunce) does not even know how to quote.

2. This idiota (fundunce) did not even know I am an Arsenal fan until he was corrected by another poster of his foolishness.

3. This idiota (fundunce) does even know about stories behind Mikel and Robben, foolishly quoting wikipedia to my face. The same wikipedia that his fellow ignorant gnat aka Christmas boy-boy (bigkesh) can easily log into and edit as he wants.

4. This idiota (fundunce) does even know that his birth certificate is actually a recommendation letter to seek help from the Mental Hospital!

StarBoard:
nna, face ya accuser.

Make I laff small before I go back to eating fundunce for brunch.

funlord:


Olodo rabata! Prove to each and every fan here how robben and mikel where snatched from man united! If you like be hoping on the support of your fellow goners! I'm am waiting for you! See you bitter over wikipedia? So you want to compare wikipedia to complete sports? You are really pitiful! If you can't defend yourself just _shut the _fuck up! Thes argument is not about robbens father it is about your penchant to Lie and twist facts! Defend it!

You are IRREDEEMABLY DAFT!

1. You asked proof of my statement about Arjen Robben's dad. Yes or no? Atole oshi.

2. Manure offered £5m to get Arjen, Chelsea came on the stage immediately and offered £12m. Even Rio Ferdinand was disappointed that Chelsea stole Arjen from Manure. Yet this deluded doofus is quoting wikipedia for me. Idiota!

3. I told you even the ManU chief executive came on MUTV displaying a contract agreement that they had with Mikel Obi, yet Mikel came to London to openly state that he would be playing for Chelsea. Yet this disgraced son of a goat is here quoting wikipedia to my face. You should be an apprentice receiving daily slaps from the resident mad man in your street!

funlord:



Not only are you a _moron, but it seems you are blind as well! What sort of idiotic dingbat are you! I have said you should defend yourself over all the other valid points on SNATCHING that you were gladly hoping to spite us with and you are busy still beating around the bush like a missing congolese gorilla that has wandered off from the rest of its tribe members in the jungle! Now wonder your name sounds like a reform school somewhere in mushin! "Pathetic PATAKI" should be your new moniker! You are literally too _stupid to insult! You are desperately trying to deflect attention like a bullet proof vest but I won't let you escape! Hopeless deluded primate! Even jesus thinks you are dumb! Lmfao!!!

See this certified ARINDIN! First you asked me to provide you weblinks about Arjen Robben's dad comment, you even went ahead to be posting idiotic wikipedia webpages for me as reference, now you are switching goal post for me to defend myself over my valid point on snatching?


Are you your village jester? What sort of a troglodyte is this fundunce for goodness sake? I have schooled you about Robben's dad, you foolishly retorted that I was posting ''metro'' as my source, I even took a second of my time to show you the original transcript, yet you want me to compound and expatiate your idiocy further? Have you been terminally diagnosed with foolishness?

dopeJemi:
My word


Na chelsea robben papa insult like that so?

Lets not start with that yet. I want to finish fungoat today first.

Where is that abobaku of the devil aka funlord? Idiota posting wikipedia pages for me. Lazy dolt!

funlord:



See your sources? Metro? Okay let me pity you and grant you the fact that you have shown us the evidence of robbens fathers comments! Now secondly! Kindly explain the orginal points regarding how mikel obi and arjen robben were SNATCHED from man united by chelsea? Or you think these robbens fathers posts have given you any sort of breathing space! By the time I'm done with your reprobate lying rhesus monkey ass today, you would make sure your ipads google chrome website page Is open before making any other baseless comments here again! I wonder exactly how much _semen you had to swallow to become this _stupid? Bloody goner forming pundit when we all know you are one of these complete sports fact finders!

You are dangerously daft!!! I have told you to READ! Read and understand, you won't. F@cking donut will rather spend time to be reading insults here and there. It add no value to your intellectual capacity. You demented goat!

Now here is the news report when Hans granted to Mirror in 2004 about his son. Did you even Hans was the Arjen Robben's agent?

MANCHESTER United are being forced to pay a heavy price for falling out with Chelsea over the departure of their former chief executive Peter Kenyon. Kenyon decided to walk out on United after Chelsea's billionaire owner Roman Abramovich made him a stunning offer to take over the reigns at Stamford Bridge. But United refused to make it easy for Kenyon who was forced to go on gardening leave until the two clubs reached a compensation agreement last month. To bring the dispute to an end Chelsea agreed to pay United £220,000 compensation but if United believed that would be the end of the matter they clearly underestimated their Premiership rivals. The Blues took exception to the way United behaved and have decided to take revenge by making life difficult for them in the transfer market.

As a result, every time a United transfer target has become public Chelsea have expressed an interest in signing the same player, just to hype the price up. As United pursued Fulham striker Louis Saha, Chelsea claimed they were interested forcing the price up to nearly £13million - some £5m more than Sir Alex Ferguson's initial offer. After United moved for West Ham striker Jermain Defoe, Chelsea declared their 'interest' and sent his price through the roof. Then last week PSV Eindhoven revealed that Abramovich had asked to be kept informed about Arjen Robben's proposed move to Old Trafford. Abramovich's vast fortune means Chelsea are in a position to outbid United for any player they are genuinely interested in - and the Sahasaga has proved that just by 'expressing an interest' they can inflate the transfer market and cost their rivals millions. Mind you, the tactic looks unlikely to help them win Robben's signature if the reaction of his father and agent Hans is anything to go by. After Eindhoven revealed Chelsea's interest he stormed: "My son will not go to Chelsea.

Over my dead body will he go there. "They have an owner who has no philosophy or structure at the club. Chelsea just buy expensive players all over Europe and think it will make them a great team. "But my son has been to see Sir Alex Ferguson and nobody knows better why organisation and a good structure at a top club is so important. "Old Trafford is the only place he wants to play and if he can't play there he would rather stay at PSV. In fact he would rather play in their reserves than go to Chelsea. It's as simple as that.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/roman-lovesa-wind-up-blues-chief-1596898

In the words of Rio Ferdinand:

"United made a bid of something around five million pounds, and Sir Alex was always determined he wouldn't over-pay for any player," he wrote. "When that was rejected, Chelsea paid something like 12 million pounds."

And yet one fundunce is here trying to re-write history. Idiota! In the words of Elfenomeno, what a donut!

http://www.espnfc.com/barclays-premier-league/story/1901804/ferdinand-united-should-have-signed-robben

funlord:



My friend shut the _fuck! Who cares if you are a chelsea, arsenal or watford fan? Is this the lame technique you want to use in order to save your blushes? My grouse with you is who you blatantly came here on our united thread to spew hogwash and lies about things you know little about! After all weedtaker has pointed out to me that you are an assnal fan, which is even worse! At least if you were a chelsea fan I would have been talking to an outgoing champ, now I'm stuck in banter with a specialist in failure and a perennial under achiever!! Post the links to the statements and save yourself the embarrassment or just follow the same pattern and gtfoh just like you advised big kesh to do! At this rate he even seems like soyinka compared to you! Bloody lying pederast! Nonsense

Another cyber dunce who knows no better comes here. So you have stopped laughing like a demented goat only to be frowning like a diseased Christmas chicken. Are you intellectually lazy to search out the comment? Scumtwats when they have nothing intellectually upstairs start rolling out the insults they learnt from the dictionary.

Here are weblinks to cure your diseased soul - you ancient ignorant gnat!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/17/will-bayern-munichs-arjen-robben-finally-land-his-dream-manchester-united-move-4730626/

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/8-times-chelsea-hijacked-done-deals?page=0%2C1

http://www.espnfc.com/barclays-premier-league/story/1901804/ferdinand-united-should-have-signed-robben

funlord:


This is why whenever they refer to you chelsea and arsenal fans as area boys, touts or nincompoops, its hard to sympathise with you all! How did chelsea hijack arjen robben from under man united when he was about to leave psv? Robben came to london met fergie and man united offered €7m! Our offer was deemed to low for both psv and robbens liking but almost immediately, due to your teams desperation to be seen as big boys and new found russian cheque book, roman offered €18 million which was more than double the amount united offered! So in your world overpaying for a product now equals snatching? What a prof you must be! And please lest I forget, kindly provide us with a link to this robbens "sweary fathers statement that he would never play for chelsea" if you will!
Secondly so mikel was also snatched from man united by chelsea? Kindly explain this sequence of events then..... " rather than leaving FIFA to verify the validity of the contract signed with
man u, chelsea intervened by volunteering to settle the transfer saga through negotiation with lyn oslo and man united! On 2 June 2006, chelsea, man united and lyn oslo reached a settlement to resolve the future of the player. Mikel's registration was to be transferred from lyn to chelsea; man u agreed to "terminate their
option agreement with mikel. Under the terms
of this agreement, chelsea agreed to pay
man united £12 million, half paid upon the finalisation of the contract and the other half in june 2007, and lyn £4 million, half payable immediately and half in June 2007". So paying another club £12m just so they can avoid a fifa judgement which was likely to leave you shepe blues with egg on your faces, is termed as "snatching" on your own planet abi? My guy you may want to have a word with the voices in your head, it seems they have taking over your reasoning! Even lucifer finds your lying ability to be SUPERB!

First, you goofed by saying I am a Chelsea fan. That is a clear expression that you are either bereft of understanding or you are rather too quick to start typing not minding that your words are liable for disgrace on the worldwideweb.

Now lets start with Arjen Robben. Here are the explicit words of his father:

"Old Trafford is the only place he wants to play and if he can't play there he would rather stay at PSV. In fact, he would rather play in their reserves than go to Chelsea. My son will not go to Chelsea. Over my dead body will he go there."

Did you know Robben flew to London to meet Sir Alex Ferguson in 2004? How old was Robben then? In fact, let me quote the words of Robben himself:

"It would be fantastic if I could play for Manchester."

So where are the lies in my statement? If Chelsea had a better offer in payment for him, how does that negate the fact that Manure had the first and sole interest in him up to the fact that Arjen personally met with Sir Fergie?

Now lets move to Mikel.

Did you know that the chief executive David Gill actually came on MUTV holding up a contract which stated that they had agreed a deal with Mikel and his representatives? Did you also know Sir Alex was already on the verge of travelling to Norway to sort things out only for Mikel to have mysteriously disappeared and travelled to London to tell the media that he is signed for Chelsea? Did you also know it was a three-club negotiations in which ManU had to finally relent and accepted a £12m payment for Chelsea? Stop lying that Chlesea intervened.

Simply put: Chelsea out-muscled your team like Bagco Supersac in getting Arjen and Mikel in times past. No shame in that. You cannot spin history to suit your lies. The records are there to prove you are a liar.

bigkesh:
...........
Any sense in this?

Look here,Pataki Mr stiff pant or whatever your dumb moniker is,Get a hold of your stupid self and stop trying to be intelligent......

My dp?, Mirrors can't talk and luckily for you they can't laugh either......Nitwitt
If brains were money,u had surely be a charity case.....Pataki

Biggoat or Bingo whatever you are called, this is manure fan thread. I am an Arsenal fan, and you support your shekpe club. I will respect this thread and let you be.

You know your last statement here actually makes you look like a compound foool which you really are. Ask any intelligent person around you to decipher your statement. Even though I strongly suspect you are the most intelligent person in your area.

Have a nice day with your Merry Christmas cap.

bigkesh:
Mata?? they dare not...... They played 39m for a bench warmer.... He couldn't even displace Oscar

Look here kid, you are one of the numerous cyber ediots I dislike on this board. Don't ever quote me if you are never gonna make sense.

Go and play with your father christmas cap that you are displaying on your picture.

sinizia:
Nothing like counting our eggs before they are hatched. If you hear we're linked with a particular good player, it's normal to feel ecstatic. Pedro's case is a genuine transfer rumor that Gaal even confirmed, that's the reason some Man Utd fans felt disappointed. It's not like all those junk rumors about Man Utd buying CR7, Bale and Muller, etc. No Man Utd fan bothers himself about those kind of rumors, at least not me.

I wonder why you manure fans never learn from history and pray that history repeats itself with Chelsea.

Is this the first time Chelsea will hijack a player from you? Absolutey not. They did it with Arjen Robben and Mikel Obi. Infact, I still remember Arjen's father swearing strongly that Arjen will never be a Chelsea player. How many seasons did the same Arjen play for Chelsea before he was shipped away? Mikel Obi today is a persistent bench warmer on the Chelsea squad.

The evil side of me though would love to see Pedro terrorizing your squad when you guys lock horns. Afterall, you manure fans used to taunt Chelsea fans whenever Mata had a spectacular performance for your team. Let the dice be rolled!