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Health / Re: I Have Malaria Every Week, Please Any Advice. by patanjaly: 1:39pm On Nov 13, 2012
@ op I had a similar condition during my nysc days in lagos.hardly a week pass by without malaria.at the end i came to realize that its due to change in environment. I just relocate from lagos n gam d malaria was gone.now after five years i had never had malaria. I think u should relocate from lagos.

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Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by patanjaly: 9:20pm On Nov 12, 2012
Fulani(fulfulde)
hokkere-famine
wafdu-a sickle
yewre-fracture
nyau- disease
nyola-decay
paddoowo-killer
dogga-run
riggaango-thunder
bojji-lamentations
lukke- to give a blow
barri- warning
do'yyere-accident
ma'yyere-lightining
Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by patanjaly: 9:07pm On Nov 12, 2012
In fulfulde(fulani)
kippe-attack
wankore-chaos
fardi- to kill
labe-knife
mayi-death
gujjo-thief
habe-infidel
labbo-spear
konu-war
i'em-blood
bari-to hack
hirsi-slaughter
sauru-stick
Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Hausa Here by patanjaly: 8:40pm On Nov 12, 2012
Terror/terrorism-ta'adda/ta'addanci example
muje mu sa bom a cocin nan
means let go and put bomb at this church
muje muyanka arnanan means lets go and slaugher this infidels
so my advice to people avoid northern nigeria its a den of psychopatic terrorist.
Politics / Re: Why Some People Want Me Out Of Petroleum Ministry – Deziani by patanjaly: 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2012
Abeg madam minister just do the right thing. First to comment hahaha!!!
Food / Re: Ijebu Garri Or Yellow Garri~which Do You Prefer? by patanjaly: 9:18am On Nov 08, 2012
Where is sheun shaGARR1 oya dis topic is meant 4 u.

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Fashion / Re: 10 Things Every Woman Must Own by patanjaly: 7:00pm On Nov 07, 2012
How will this bring down the price of petrol. today i bought 1 litre at N250 *shakes head continue to listen to old school indian musical*
Science/Technology / Re: World's Youngest Male-to-Female Transsexual by patanjaly: 2:08pm On Nov 07, 2012
Seriously why do many males prefer to become female(reminds me of yandaudu) what so special of being a female ? Pls i need an answer
Health / Re: Castrated Men Live Longer - Experts by patanjaly: 5:54pm On Nov 05, 2012
That is why the buddist,hindu, sufi, catholic monks practice celibecy because its the only way to become divine by overcoming ur sensual or animalistic desire.remember jesus was also practice celibecy.
Politics / Re: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by patanjaly: 4:18am On Oct 26, 2012
All i am trying to say is that with nearly equal population of xtian n muslims in taraba. The christian had taken all d impt. position 4m ssg,speaker,minister,hos,party chairman,ambassador.d muslim had complain this injustice but all in deaf ears.so now muslim time had come to rule.
Politics / Re: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by patanjaly: 11:05pm On Oct 25, 2012
Taraba state is not a christian state .according to 1991 census muslim are majority.the problem is dat the muslim had been marginalized by christian leadership.
Politics / Re: Towards True Federalism: Middle Belt Ideology by patanjaly: 7:12pm On Oct 25, 2012
The reason why middle belt will not see d light is because those minority tribes have nothing in common either interms of religion or ethnicity. N the funny part is dat they speak hausa the lang of d people they want to run away from.

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Politics / Re: National Good Governance Team In Plateau State. #nggtour2012 by patanjaly: 11:03am On Oct 23, 2012
@mandelaguy u have forgetting about plateau primary school teachers who are ön strike 4 the past 7 mönth is another achievement of jang let clap 4 him 4 dis giant stride.
Politics / Re: National Good Governance Team In Plateau State. #nggtour2012 by patanjaly: 11:06pm On Oct 22, 2012
Emmke the stadium is not yet finished.
The bukuru treatment was just an routine maintainance.so tell me with all the billion they get from monthly allocation is it all they can do?as 4 d FGN project even the international conference centre that was given at 9billion d project is yet to commence labaran maku was even angry with d contractors.so is dat an achievement dat we should applause gej.
Politics / Re: National Good Governance Team In Plateau State. #nggtour2012 by patanjaly: 9:48pm On Oct 22, 2012
You liers i just watch Nta news on plateau visit
1,the bukuru water plant was build in 1981 the present govt just renovated
2,the unijos terf project is non performing d govt is going to revoke it
3 the road shown is d goodluck road which was constructed 3 years ago.
4 d stadium was an abandon project
shame on u 4 coming here to spread lies.

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Politics / Re: National Good Governance Team In Plateau State. #nggtour2012 by patanjaly: 9:07pm On Oct 22, 2012
All u apes saying that by showing some renovated building n an abandom stadium since 90's as indication achievement are suppose to be lock up in the zoo because u are not fit to live in the midst of humans

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Family / Re: How Did Your Husband React/cope During Labour? by patanjaly: 6:46pm On Oct 21, 2012
Just asking why do human female suffers alot in child birth while other females in the animal kingdom seem compose n give birth naturally without any hitches.
Politics / Re: Picture and Video showing the North as minority status By Musiwa by patanjaly: 8:39pm On Oct 20, 2012
This musiwa i personaly use to found ur topics creepy n disoriented i see u as some born under the influence of d planet Neptune wit aquarius as the ascendant in ur natal horescope.
Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by patanjaly: 6:47am On Oct 15, 2012
The problem wit enugu is that its a city where u find the old building n new building are fighting 4 space.as a regional headquaters what we need to see is high rise building, flyovers n even a boulevard not just dualize roads n house wit painted roof which even in my village u can find that.
Politics / Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by patanjaly: 11:51pm On Oct 14, 2012
Enugu as the capital of the southeast is not as developed as kaduna (kaduna with all d crises she faced).chime need to do more instead of painting roads.
Politics / Re: Northern Muslims And The Nigerian Civil War: Between Achebe And Other Igbo by patanjaly: 9:54pm On Oct 14, 2012
Sometimes i wonder how igbos never learn from their mistake by investing in other peoples land n they are even proud of it.what will happen to ur properties in abuja n lagos when there is another civil war?
Politics / Re: Can The North Survive Without The South? by patanjaly: 6:43pm On Oct 12, 2012
@auwal so u want the wife(south) to become a widower.havn't u heard wat the south south forum said today wit Gej in attendance.they said they believe in one nigeria.remember she is too young to be a divorcee.lailai the devil is lie.
Politics / Re: Can The North Survive Without The South? by patanjaly: 3:37pm On Oct 12, 2012
The north who is the husband always want to be d head of the family hence norths greed 4 power .knowing dat he is benefiting much he will not agree wit the divorce which the wife seeks, he always go to his inlaws (britian,un,america)saying that all is well that she is lying against him.At home he threatened the wife(through crises n military) that since its a christian marriage (lord lugard d pastor) divorce has no place in xtianity only "till dead do us apart"
Politics / Re: Can The North Survive Without The South? by patanjaly: 3:18pm On Oct 12, 2012
As someone said the north is the husband while the south the wife.n believe u me the southerners are behaving just like d wife always gossiping dat the husband is mean to her he is maltreating she is d one taking care of d house n children.he is a lazy man who contribute nothing to d house.i have to use my money to feed our children.i am leaving his house.
TV/Movies / Re: From Mexico, The Bahamas To Jamaica: Nollywood Is Rebranding Nigeria by patanjaly: 8:09am On Oct 11, 2012
I always say nollywood is one of the blessing that ever happen to naija n indeed africa at least it has remove d stereotype that africans lives on trees n in huts.
Politics / Re: Northern Christians Demand 2015 Presidential Slot, Regionalism by patanjaly: 5:37pm On Oct 09, 2012
One important factor christian north have to deal wit it is that they are d minority n that how God want to see it.every where in d world majority always have thier way is just like saying muslims from edo state want next governor to be from them.
Crime / Re: Video Of The Merciless Killing Of 4 Alleged Robbers In Nigeria by patanjaly: 11:59am On Oct 07, 2012
Nah they are practising what the christians do to witches n pegans by burning them at stake during th church rule.
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Uniport Students Burnt Alive For Stealing by patanjaly: 12:33pm On Oct 06, 2012
Now if na for north this thing happened u for see them cursing the whole region.bloody hypocrites or sorry this happen in uniport kano.
Politics / Another Bomb Blast In Jalingo by patanjaly: 8:40pm On Oct 05, 2012
After yesterdays bomb blast at dorayi in jalingo.Another just occured in anguwan mal joda near Nta.casualities unknown.
Romance / Re: Twitter Ruined My Marriage by patanjaly: 7:29pm On Oct 04, 2012
This na Super story abeg, i think i watch a film similar to this drama.@ op where did u find this beautiful scene?

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