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Politics / Re: PDP Wants Buhari To Thank Jonathan For Defeat Of Boko Haram by patientzero: 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2016
Realist2:


Instead of saying God should punish PDP and GEJ,
You should just tell us how many weapons buhari has acquired that was used to defeat bokoharam, abi na your teeth the army use ni ?.

No problem I will GLADLY answer your quesion ehn.

But PLEASE first tell me
*how many weapons gej administration bought(types, specs and quantity)

*when they bought the weapons + delivery date


I'm patiently waiting, thank you
Politics / Re: We’re Ready For Dialogue, Militants Reply Buhari by patientzero: 9:02am On Dec 28, 2016
nzeobi:
Let's now see if government, is ready for genuine dialogue or this is going to be another mouth action.

The militants quoted above talk like political contractors. Why business do they've with the SGF.

You do know what the bolded means abi. undecided grin

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Politics / Re: PDP Wants Buhari To Thank Jonathan For Defeat Of Boko Haram by patientzero: 8:10am On Dec 28, 2016
Pdp couldn't stamp them out after how many years of 'state of emergency'

I don't doubt the 2.1b arms scandal, else how come it wasn't until 2weeks to elections we our army guys suddenly have 'liver' to fight?

God(if he exist) punish pdp n gej grin

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Education / Re: Danung Simtong Langchel Best Graduating Student Of Bingham University, Nasarawa by patientzero: 6:48am On Dec 28, 2016
Chrisrare:
Lol... Computer science no be course na, any wacko job can make a fisrt class in dat course. Make em go get first class for medicine or engineering, den we can talk about him.

Doubt there's anything like first class in medicine
Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah's Car Gift To Ikechukwu Emeka Onyia's Wife (Photos) by patientzero: 7:14pm On Dec 27, 2016
This is why I always tell ladies ehn
In life you must focus to succeed

If you don't Fuckus, how can u succeed ehn?

Lesson to the ladies out there...better start to fuckus!
Romance / Re: Advice 4 Guys!!! by patientzero: 6:35pm On Dec 27, 2016
midehill:
ADVICE TO MEN !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
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1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a man. It only makes you a womanizer and a cheat and a boy.
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2. A real man has only one woman in his life. Instead of making your woman jealous make the whole world jealous of her.
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3. For the fact that you are good in bed does not make you a man. A real man is the man who does not run away from his responsibility but faces it squarely. #fact
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4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk round the street before girls will love you. Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and it is premature little girls that fall in love with men who sag trousers.look responsible!
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5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive the reward. A times we don't know where our problems come from
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6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't make her a mother. Think twice before you go in
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7. Do not obey your erection at all times. Most times our erections mislead us to the wrong direction. Control your erection. Don't let your erection control you.
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8. It is not everything you see under skirt that you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain snakes that will bite you. Control your sex urge. Self control and abstinence pays a lot.
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9. Do not date a lady because she has sexy curves, boobs and shapes. Date her cause she has a functional brain which can build a home.
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10. Respect any lady that loves you.don't take advantage of their feelings, let go on time if u can't return it.
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11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your wife.
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12. Real men don't gossip.

13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real and wise men use their time to think and plan on how to be financially successful. Foolish men use their time to think and plan on how to sleep with many girls. It takes a real man to understand that one woman is enough

14. Cheating is stress, apart from the fact that u recharge twice, you gotta keep deleting, lying, hiding and locking your phones
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15. The world only celebrates successful men. Nobody will celebrate you for having many girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit?c

16. A real man keeps to his words.
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BE A WISE MAN !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

#dpnrelationshipclinic
#share
#merrychristmas

Per number 15...do u know Albert einstein, bill clinton, jfk/rfk ain't sure which one amongst many more are all known womanisers / flirt

Madam i'll proudly have fun and conquer in the entrepreneurial world

My advice to ladies?

Work on yourself, lift yourself above petty sentiments regarding spousal fidelity

he might be fvcking other girls, but he'll never get tired of fvcking u or being around u.

Thus. The marriage won't suffer
Religion / Re: Primate Ayodele's 2017 Prophesies On Politics, Economy, Sports, Others by patientzero: 4:04pm On Dec 27, 2016
Are these opinions or prophecies??

I'm confused
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: What A Retired General Told Me About ‘defeat Claims’ – Fani-kayode by patientzero: 9:25am On Dec 27, 2016
Just dey laugh this man

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Politics / Re: Why PMB Is Silent On Kaduna Killings- Presidency by patientzero: 9:07am On Dec 27, 2016
To those of you criticising the very smart words of mr femi adesina.

Please tell me...when fayose signed the 'anti-grazing' bill

Did the presidency say anything? Infact under buhari we have seen more power given to state governments.

If this were pdp under obj or gej by now one kangaroo court or 6 lawmakers will impeach some governors.

Let's stop the hypocrisy.

I stand to be corrected...pls post screenshots of FG reacting to fayose or wike's many unguarded utterances sef.

Under buhari we have seen reduced form of favouritism (apc n pdp states) from bail outs to N-POWER to police recruitment, indeed successfu candidates came online to testify

Despite fayose loud mouth ekiti hasn't in any way been maligned by FG

Nuff respect.
Celebrities / Re: OLIC3 Concert Goes Live As Olamide Drops His 6th Album “the Glory” by patientzero: 8:56am On Dec 27, 2016
BerryAnny:

Yeah bro,datz d result of 2 professional weed smokers and d result is nothing but success. day ar making dia money while u,a non-weed smoker is here rotting in poverty and shouting aimlessly on nl. Old Fool!!

Do u remember a particular head of state once said "nigeria's problem is how to spend money'??

What about now? Do we still have that luxury??

That's same very dull mentality you just exhibited.

B4 tuface came, and indeed plantashun boiz what kinda songs were reigning?
Highlife! Songs with meaning!!

Nobody listened to naija hip hop or afro pop remedies and their whack style was getting no airplay, tetuilla n co same thing

But showkey's melodious and sensible lyrics got love, african china got madt love.

What do we have today? What is the Nigerian sound??

Incase you haven't observed the trend, we are now consuming a lot of eastern n south African tracks!!!

So here right now olamide et al are churning rubbish! But making their money.

10years from now una eyes go clear, when a kenyan will be used as MTN ambassador in naija.

Keep celebrating mediocrity
Politics / Re: Nigeria Stinks, I Didn’t Believe It Can Be This Bad —bode George by patientzero: 8:43am On Dec 27, 2016
I stopped reading when I. Saw the part he said govt should hand schools back to missionaries

Why not say we should hand nigeria back to UK

Idiot
Politics / Re: My Predecessors Left With 22 Police Vehicles –arase by patientzero: 8:09am On Dec 27, 2016
And some people will chastise APC led FG, look at what a former. LAWMAN is saying...

Your predecessors stole & u didn't take action??

But efcc n police will be disturbing peaceful yahoo boiz?

that national cake mentality must be killed in this nation

Nigeria is a lost cause, to thiink people ain't even supporting the anti corruption war here on NL

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by patientzero: 11:39pm On Dec 26, 2016
Honestly aside princeakins the rest dressed like 100level students...including the ladies.


Good ya'll hung out sha, but honestly that place looks overcrowded, very overcrowded

An accident waiting to happen

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Romance / Re: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by patientzero: 8:49pm On Dec 26, 2016
Single cos dating is hardwork... & i'm lazy

The one time I tried it & she fell sick, she was calling me, like I'm a doctor??

Nothing I hate like 'petting' people, who's gonna clean ur vomit??

Abeg dating is hardwork

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Romance / Re: Share Your Reason For Being Single? by patientzero: 8:41pm On Dec 26, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin

I hate these men who acts like biitches. angry

SMH..

I have no patience to understand these pvssies men..those brokeazz yet coming up here and wailing about money they keep painting but we all know he has nothing.. lipsrsealed






You seem to have dropped the 'american accent'

Nothing as tiring as faking a lifestyle or persona

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Romance / Re: See How A Nigerian Mom Preserved Her Party Leftover Meat (pic) by patientzero: 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2016
Haa, yoruba? Respect yourself and free the meat or chop and let the juju meant for. Others affect u
Crime / Re: Woman Accused Of Killing Husband On Christmas Day In Ikorodu (Photos) by patientzero: 7:08pm On Dec 26, 2016
tankara1010:
She must be an Afonja. An Igbo woman will never kill her husband for being unable to provide, she will go and borrow money, buy food, cook it and invite the husband to join her and the kids. Very wicked of her!

You're right... even my guys in b/city buzzed me d oda time n after the main talk he told me a married woman (from onitsha) agreed to come see him in ekosodin

All cos she needs money to buy some stuffs for new year women meeting /celebration .

Married woman leaving husband to come n spend time with student.

Igbo kwenu!!

Well whoring among igbo women is normal sha, e dey blood

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Best Christmas Childhood Memory? by patientzero: 2:01pm On Dec 25, 2016
Hard to say...

Crush and suya while taking a ferry ride?

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Religion / Re: A Catholic Priest Holds Mass In An Open Church (Photos) by patientzero: 12:04pm On Dec 25, 2016
eezeribe:


I pray not to get addicted in Jesus name,Amen

grin lol
Religion / Re: A Catholic Priest Holds Mass In An Open Church (Photos) by patientzero: 11:57am On Dec 25, 2016
eezeribe:
The opium if the Masses

Very addictive drug
Religion / Re: American Preacher Blasts Obama, Nigeria And The Entire Black Race (Video) by patientzero: 11:46am On Dec 25, 2016
donnypool:
This video has proven without reasonable doubt that Nigeria has so many useless youths.
Firstly read about the American History to know the true owner of the US. They are the native Americans, but I know only few in this forum knows about this group. Native Americans are not "white". Read what the "whites" did to them.

Secondly
Majority of you here are only say "yes blacks have problems", but only one guy here provided a solution. The rest are just say same thing in different sentences "blacks have a problem" with no solution.

Thirdly
People said Asia is perfect, go to Canada and see how asians and Indians are coming in large numbers to stay, more than Africans. If their country is perfect why seek citizenship elsewhere?

Fourthly
Who apart from UK, FRANCE, USA, CANADA, RUSSIA, GERMANY, ITALY, that looted countries dry and develop their region, tell me one country in Europe that is developed?

LASTLY
Most nigeria youths are very useless.

Bruv you missed the point!

Even in the Arab world poverty stricken states. Like Yemen, Oman dey na!

What the man is talking about is AFRICA as a CONTINENT...what has africa achieved?? What have we contributed?? Even war torn/military mishandled burma. Doesn't get as much coverage as african countries and pics of starving kids!

In Asia there are many prosperous nations and equally poorly run nations from Burma to Nepal
But it's asian cars we ride most in nigeria.

The question the man asked is salient...it should cause one to even soliloquise sef

What has the black man built?
What sport has he invented?

Even Ethiopia that resisted colonialism what did they achieve?

Worse still Liberia! A country of emancipated slaves! With diamonds! Na cannibalism end am.

Ebola came and africa seemed helpless

The solution is an easy one...but not an easy choice to make... DEATH

We must kill religion in africa... we must become free thinkers, take destiny into our own hands

I posted here some days ago that to a black man every occurrence is tagged 'signs of the end time'

How can people grow when their minds are shackled?

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Religion / Re: American Preacher Blasts Obama, Nigeria And The Entire Black Race (Video) by patientzero: 11:37am On Dec 25, 2016
Sorry preacher but google the
benin kingdom

Sadly the benin walls n moat...the single greatest man-made better yet 'black made' monument is gone!

Because of poor management while the great Wall of China still dey kampe

The thing dey pain d man shaa


Seriously sha o what has the black man ever built?
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Okotie Poses With His Car by patientzero: 11:03am On Dec 25, 2016
Look at this pic wella

And tell me the man ain't worldly
Business / Re: Preventing People From Accessing Their Money Via ATM Is An Invitation To Anarchy by patientzero: 10:59am On Dec 25, 2016
tankara1010:


Dummy...read!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igbo_Landing

I have opened it and I just dey laugh

You proved my point!!


Igbo landing was 1803

The white man's accont was 1857!!!

Thus after the igbo man's initial gra gra, his spirit was broken AND HE BECAME THE BEST SLAVE.


That's why I told u to Google 'breaking a horse'

Dem igbos? Good slaves I tell ya! Good slaves

Thanks. For the link...I needed it to buttress my point

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Business / Re: Preventing People From Accessing Their Money Via ATM Is An Invitation To Anarchy by patientzero: 10:42am On Dec 25, 2016
tankara1010:


Shut up and Google about Igbo Landing in Georgia.

Lols isn't that the link you pasted? I've gone through it

And now you're embarrassed at your folly.

Descendant of a slave... interesting discovery about igbos sha

You google it and paste the links i'll happily click em

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Business / Re: Preventing People From Accessing Their Money Via ATM Is An Invitation To Anarchy by patientzero: 10:36am On Dec 25, 2016
Chuksemi:



You are clearly not OK.

Have you tried withdrawing recently? Or doing a mobile transfer?

Sometimes, I am amazed at how people think


I'm amazed at your own thought process

I couldn't withdraw at stanbic ibtc (twice in one week)

Mainly Due to their atm issues

But withdrawals at sterling and zenith atm's were seamless.

Since you're too short-sighted to read btw the lines... blame your bank!


Even during the jonathanian era I was stranded a lot while serving cos the bank atm's had issues , Being someone who rarely carries cash I don't intend spending within an hour or 2 I had to learn to keep a fat wallet.

only an illiterate blames FG for his inability to make withdrawals during the xmas rush.

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Business / Re: Preventing People From Accessing Their Money Via ATM Is An Invitation To Anarchy by patientzero: 10:16am On Dec 25, 2016
patchsk:


Another stupid Afonja rant.

Free yourself from your slavery to your lords and masters... Fulani.


Hehehe me? Afonja? So you think i'm yoruba? Lols!

Whatever makes your xmas cooked egg taste like fried fried chicken is alright with me(cos I know you're a pauper)

Here's the link your fellow igbo man happily posted o to form supremacy.

I can't help but laugh

https://www.nairaland.com/2539196/hahaha-see-what-colonial-oyibo

As you can see from the link the white man clearly state igbos are the BEST SLAVES...the BEST SLAVES.

And till today ya'll are slaves to the yorubas and fulanis, your toil their lands to make it richer.

The bight of biafra renamed bight of bonny was a choice destination for slave traders cos they all knew igbos are the best slaves.

Cargo numbers don't lie.

It's on record the brits took over the whole igbo land (land above the delta as described) without resistance

Your forefathers worshipped their white skin and whored their daughters to the white men so as to produce 'yellow children' like prince eboe (chima) the albino prince cast-away from benin & progenitor of the igbo ethnic group

Anyway keep shouting afonja there... na you know

I doubt even the yorubas are irked by it.

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Business / Re: Preventing People From Accessing Their Money Via ATM Is An Invitation To Anarchy by patientzero: 10:03am On Dec 25, 2016
tankara1010:


E-pain 'am. He is boiling inside like over heated amala. Chai!
I actually did open the link you pasted and I wept for you...like literally wept.

How can you be proud that your forefathers were described AS THE BEST SLAVES??

Like seriously...the best slaves?

Please google 'breaking a horse' to understand how they beamed with pride at turning your 'free forefathers' into 'happy captives'

Haven't u wondered why native Indians weren't used as slaves in america? Infact it was rare to see an Indian slave...thats how strong their spirit is.

So you're proud that your forefathers were described as good dogs? Wow

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