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RlP , my people dnt drink and drive if u want to drink take water of coke

prof800:
You cannot scatter my brain.

I choose inside.

lol

Preciousgirl:
and you dont find that model in your area?

where do you live?

if i c will i b asking here

Preciousgirl:
what's your preferred brand of a girl?

signed

Auntie Prescious

not too fat and black

Preciousgirl:
Your experienced and wise Auntie dey for you

Just drop the issue on this thread and me and my team will offer the required advice

Thank you


waiting!

i nid galfriend my number is 4rm South West

Wer is dis man inside or outside?

etebefia:
When will this country see the light?

is can happen any were in d world not only here so think well

nnamdiokere45:
na wa oooo...na only u get boyfriend. everytime ur bf dis ur bf dat...modd abeg ban dis babe

pls not now oo i want to join her boyfriend too

Am happy to be Yoruba man

Do u knw how to count 1 to 100 at all because u stop at 7 not 10

Imhandsome:
this woman again... Lord.... pls don't let Dis hapun again.. Lord I pray dat u give her sense to kip her affairs to herself.... receive sense ijn......

Amen

mhisbliss:
This lady and her stories, i wonder how many boyfriends she has or is she referring to only one?

help mi ask her ooo or can i join dem too

ronald4lif:
You no dey taya with all these your yeye stories. When are you going to have sense? Only you over a thousand topics and not even one can pass a test of saneness and rationality.

na trué ú talk ,

Larryfest:
Na wa for this op oo...How much are you getting for this campaign Well the man and his family have and has always being in government even if its not directly but now as president? Y na

may be d op just wake up

ExAngel007:
u make no sense

at all

QUESTION OF THE DAY...

WIVES , now days call their husbands according to the money the man gives the wife :

1..If the husband gives his wife N100k-N150k, he will be called our DADDY
3..If the husband gives the wife N50k-N40k, he will be called HONEY
3..If the husband gives the wife N20k-N10k, he will be called DARLING
4..If the husband gives the wife N10k-N5k , he will be called PAPA JOHN
5..If the husband gives the wife N1k - N500 he will be called HIS OWN NAME

6..SO IF the husband gives his wife like N300 - N50

GUESS, WHAT WILL HE BE CALLED

QUESTION OF THE DAY...

WIVES , now days call their husbands according to the money the man gives the wife :

1..If the husband gives his wife N100k-N150k, he will be called our DADDY
3..If the husband gives the wife N50k-N40k, he will be called HONEY
3..If the husband gives the wife N20k-N10k, he will be called DARLING
4..If the husband gives the wife N10k-N5k , he will be called PAPA JOHN
5..If the husband gives the wife N1k - N500 he will be called HIS OWN NAME

6..SO IF the husband gives his wife like N300 - N50

GUESS, WHAT WILL HE BE CALLED

Rev. Fr. Chiedozie Modestus Chilaka, prays for a dead man that was about to be buried and the God of resurrection brought the man back to life. Just as God brought back Lazarus to life. God said " I will make haste to perform the words of my Prophet "

This Miracle took place at Iheala.



This year! you will not bury any member of your family.
This year! nobody will say sorry to you, in the mighty name of Jesus Christ.
This year any gathering in your house, in your compound, will not be for condolence. It will be for celebration, in the mighty name of Jesus Christ.

Right now, this very moment the God of resurrection that brought this MAN back to life is giving life to anything that is dead in your life. My God is giving life to your marriage, that business that is dead, receive life in the mighty name of Jesus Christ. That hopeless conditions, I speak life into you. Just as the family of this man is thanking God, you will be the next to testify in the Mighty name of Jesus Chris

Fran6ik:
nice one

but too long

kennygee:
This is what happens when you buy Mary Kay foundation of N1500 from Mallams or dealdey.

how much is ur own

[quote author=prettyslimme post=47386458]My husband get two wives,though am d second wife,I av known him for 18yrs wit his 1st wifebefor we even got married ooo,but yet,I tot he wil one day forsake her,and love me more,he wil talk abt her in public,office,around d neigborhood,at night nko?he wil say "babe abeg no vex,I don strain my leg,my knee cap is paining me,let's do it next time,am always angry wit dis,am extremely jealous and it breaks my heart,in d sittin room we can't enjoy anytin wit tv,except dis his 1st wife channel,hubby no dey go church oo,na 1st wife he dey go play wit every sunday morning,pls house advise me,ow shud I poison dis 1st wife?












d name of d first wife is SOCCER,foot ball oooo!pls I hope am not d only one in dis!whose hubby have a 1st wife too?#copied#

U better join him to b happy

kropotkin2:
what can i say?

we re in a country of injustices

Which one may gals lost lnterest in her man

assfreaky:
Dear Romancelanders,

my name is assfreaky. doctor say I have 3 days to live except I f^ck a punnani. please, I need a volunteer to save my life.

Tank.

hope to c u in other years to cum and pls help mi to grt all d dead people and help mi to tell God dat he shuld not cum now oo and if is devil too tell he too dat am holy now he shuld not try mi because he will fail , i hope d next person can help u wit dogs oo

[quote autho[/color]r=KingCheezyPuff post=47376254][color=#cc00ff] what kind of thread is this!!![/quote]re u a kid[color=#550000][/color][b][/b][i][/i]

Ur eyes don c 4 dis world ooo

demiladegold:
see as guys full here.. oga o

dat is why we re call guys i love it dead , u re not looking bad too

C uselss question just to gt comments in Nairaland hope u ve gt dat now ? Use ur boobs

Chirolechick:
I can't take my eyes off the colour of bra the lady has on.... so wrong

u better take ur eyes away 4rm dat place

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why is it that my mother doesn't like to talk to me?

I could walk past her over six times and she'll just ignore my presence like I don't exist.

But she's always eager to speak to my younger brother.

What could be the reason?[/color]

may b u ve not show her d man u want to marry or she dey think other wise abut u

[quote author=Rukkydelta post=40264558]funny you pls don't tell me you fall among any of the category i mentioned [font=Lucida Sans Unicode] that means u knw ur mate dia

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
And you are

run away