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Politics / Re: Emmanuel Fayose Involved In Motor Accident Along Abuja Road (Photos) by patola080(m): 9:30am On Aug 28, 2017
Many of dis happen every day so op wot do u want us to do
Education / Re: 3 Sins Every Pregnant Woman Is Guilty Of by patola080(m): 9:26am On Aug 28, 2017
BleSSedMee:
Hormones are the guilty ones here OP. Hehehehe.



And mind you, it's not every pregnant woman that's lazy or claims right always. I'm talking from experience.

What you called aggression is actually irritability. Pregnant women gets irritated easily. Blame that on the hormones raging all over.

u re right some pregnant women re hard working den dos toothpick legs ladies, op should talk about his own only
Family / Re: Mother Of 4 Remarries, Walks Down The Aisle By Son (Photos) by patola080(m): 9:17am On Aug 28, 2017
moyor274:
And here i am with just one kid thinking who would want me
am here for you with true love

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Family / Re: Mother Of 4 Remarries, Walks Down The Aisle By Son (Photos) by patola080(m): 9:15am On Aug 28, 2017
nikkypearl:
Wow..love is a beautiful thing

Her son ,so cute..is he a nairalander ? wink
yes he is here in dis forum but why do ladies like world tins because he is cute u dnt gt urself again

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Politics / Re: I Spent 10-years Under Lagos Bridges - Dolapo Osinbajo by patola080(m): 6:28am On Aug 28, 2017
efilefun:
Keep barking, after ranting like an illiterate you here barking again, got get a life illiterate radarada
u re a fool again
Politics / Re: I Spent 10-years Under Lagos Bridges - Dolapo Osinbajo by patola080(m): 6:26am On Aug 28, 2017
konoplyanka:


please always read a news not only the headlines. she never said she lived under the bridge but helped people living under the bridge. na wa o.
Thanks so much I only read the headlines
Crime / Re: Sacked TRACE Staff Attempts Suicide Over N50,000 Debt (photo) by patola080(m): 10:17pm On Aug 27, 2017
ecoeco:
...

So in summary

1. U ar 38 yrs old

2. U got into school without any handwork or stable source of income nd dropped out

3. Knowing ur predicament u still had d strength nd pr*ck to pregnant ur wife 1...2....3...4...5 times

4. Instead of u to go nd serve nd learn a hand work u decided to borrow 50,000 probably to keep up with a standard of life dat u can't afford

5. From d story its also obvious dat u wife is also financially useless but can open her legs wide enough to conceive 5 children

6 In simple English 2 adults cannot pay 50,000


MY PROFESSIONAL ADVICE :

Both of you should commit suicide nd donate ur kids to the orphanage home


#Eco99#
d man is 34 nt 38 Mr man but cum to think of it why it is dat only d poor people always hv much children
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Replies Fan: "Call The Police If I Don't Invest In The South East" by patola080(m): 10:02pm On Aug 27, 2017
hot9jaman:


You sound like a big fool
why do u hate to hear d true now Lagos is like London to u people

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Politics / Re: I Spent 10-years Under Lagos Bridges - Dolapo Osinbajo by patola080(m): 9:37pm On Aug 27, 2017
efilefun:
Stop displaying your stupidity and illiteracy on a public forum, where in the entire post did she mention she lived under the bridge, read first before commenting illiterates
u re a big time fool 4 saying that to mi useless goat
Politics / Re: I Spent 10-years Under Lagos Bridges - Dolapo Osinbajo by patola080(m): 9:01pm On Aug 27, 2017
Kingluqman89:
Dah ur fore head wey be like back of calabash...
Ds one na lie.. We no go buy am
Awolowo's Family.... Lived under bridge.

Another one pls
abi ooooooo dey keep on telling lies if she can tell us some of people with her den I will blive her n cum to think of it her husband was a ( com of Justice in Lagos den so how come now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (4 - 0) On 27th August 2017 by patola080(m): 5:31pm On Aug 27, 2017
ghettodreamz:
Arsenal fans how market? grin cheesy grin

#YNWA
Liverpool always F*****k Arsenal anyhow y

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Crime / Re: Gang Leader Kidnaps 10 Victims To Raise Money For His Father’s Funeral (pic) by patola080(m): 4:07pm On Aug 27, 2017
B4 I open I know it will be dem 4rm dat side , useless people
Religion / Re: Staunch Catholic Couple's Pre-Wedding Pictures by patola080(m): 1:04pm On Aug 27, 2017
Nma27:
gerrout
I dnt gt u right
Religion / Re: Staunch Catholic Couple's Pre-Wedding Pictures by patola080(m): 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2017
Nma27:
u can go.
re u d one in dat picture? D tin dey do mi as if I should gv it to u 4rm d back
Religion / Re: Lady About To Wed Drowned By Flood At Adoration Ministry Uke, Anambra (Photo) by patola080(m): 12:01pm On Aug 27, 2017
Sniper12:
U went to serve God but he could not protect u. Is dat one a worthy god. Rip
the day when dey born this thing, mama and papa dey happy say God done answer there prayer n d fool is now talking dat dia is no God .....

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Religion / Re: Lady About To Wed Drowned By Flood At Adoration Ministry Uke, Anambra (Photo) by patola080(m): 11:55am On Aug 27, 2017
immortalcrown:
How did it happen?


Kedu ka o si mee?

Akwa arịrị.


Sọ Chukwu ma ije.
do u have problems with ur eyes ?? because I know some one dat can help
Religion / Re: Staunch Catholic Couple's Pre-Wedding Pictures by patola080(m): 11:51am On Aug 27, 2017
Nma27:
Seems I'll visit that adoration before I leave.
one is here too in Ile Ife osun state
Romance / Re: Caught My Girlfriend & Best Friend Cheating On Me In My Apartment by patola080(m): 9:47am On Aug 27, 2017
MissJoy29:
Fake story. You were travelling out of the country yet your girlfriend you are training in the university didn't follow you to see you off to the airport. Why? Is it really possible?



abi ooooooo
Crime / Re: Teacher Who Refused His School To Be Used As Secretariat In Ogun Punished (Pics) by patola080(m): 8:19am On Aug 27, 2017
UncutSk:
Afonjas again
u re a big time fool is dis one nt better than the one dat happen in lmo state? Dis guy dnt love his life why did he stop dem in d 1st place if am d one I will gt dem chairs for dem to sit on sef
Crime / Re: Teacher Who Refused His School To Be Used As Secretariat In Ogun Punished (Pics) by patola080(m): 8:11am On Aug 27, 2017
Tinynita:
this brought tears to my eyes.... this is just pure wickedness of the highest order
water full ur eyes b dat
Events / Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by patola080(m): 6:36am On Aug 27, 2017
[quote author=Klington post=59862121][/quote] just like u abi
Romance / Re: Lady Gets The Insult Of Her Life Over Birthday Photo by patola080(m): 6:27am On Aug 27, 2017
kimbraa:
That she's holding 17 doesn't mean she's 17. Some people on social media and foolishness. They keep attacking people with their warped thought process.
abi ooo some gals here too dat I think dey too will use dia brain but dey fail mi

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Events / Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by patola080(m): 6:15am On Aug 27, 2017
MzHolly:
He will sleep with his mother
like u are slpin with ur Dad abi ?gt brain in Jesus name Amen
Events / Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by patola080(m): 6:10am On Aug 27, 2017
Evaberry:
It is highly wrong for a widow to remarry
Aunty I think u ve dis thing call brain now wot is wrong in her remarry now ??she thinks dat is d only way out 4hher so dat she will nt b moving 4rm one man to other
Events / Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by patola080(m): 6:00am On Aug 27, 2017
pek:
Reading some comments here, I weep for our lack of simple comprehension. The worst part is that the above quote got plenty likes. Haba! Can't we read and understand? The topic is more than explanatory. The man is giving out his mother, a widow or single mother out in marriage. What is the abomination there? Walking his mother down the aisle is different from walking the aisle with his mother.
do u think everyone understands simple Englishif it is English man dat do dis now comments will have full dis place n some comments after taking more beer dan wot he can take shocked shocked shocked
Events / Re: Young Man Walks His Mother Down The Aisle (Adorable Photo) by patola080(m): 5:54am On Aug 27, 2017
Evaberry:
the mother must have played away match while she was younger
wen will u play ur own too
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ejiofor Speaks On FG's Move To Revoke Nnamdi Kanu’s Bail by patola080(m): 5:47am On Aug 27, 2017
mrvitalis:


You mean same man that lied he was sick just to get out of jail ?

You mean same man that abandoned his fellows in jail ?

Come on !!!
thanks for dis wen last did he talk about d other people in jail??if d government send him back to jail ntin will happen

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Family / Re: Facebook Reunites Mum With Missing Son After 3 Years (photo) by patola080(m): 1:26pm On Aug 26, 2017
TINALETC3:
Tank God, let dis b a point of contact 4 anybody out dere luking 4 dia missing luved ones, God wl do it again.
#patience
only if dey hv nt change or add to dia name ola is now Hola on Facebook

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Phones / Re: What Words Do You Hate Seeing On Social Media? by patola080(m): 1:15pm On Aug 26, 2017
Omotayor123:

I hate "K" with serious passion. I see it as an Insult smiley
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I dey besides ur house cum n beat mi kk

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Education / Re: The Most Educated State In Nigeria - Top 5 by patola080(m): 12:57pm On Aug 26, 2017
kingsley9505:
I expected ekiti to be the first on the list. I was disappointed that op didn't even mention it.
ekiti state n ondo shuld b dia but too much hard drugs dis is wot it cause

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Education / Re: The Most Educated State In Nigeria - Top 5 by patola080(m): 12:55pm On Aug 26, 2017
muller101:
Op u need Deliverance
lol
Health / The Virtue Of Charcoal by patola080(m): 7:21am On Aug 26, 2017
[color=#000099][/color]THE VIRTUE OF CHARCOAL

Charcoal is one of the most disregarded products at home. We only see the need for it when it is time to set fire for Banku.
However, if you really need first aid, charcoal is something you need to have on you all the time, you might not know this but it is one of the most medicinal products you can have at home due to its poison extraction ability.
In case you never gave it much attention, this is the time to do so.
Here are *14 benefits* of charcoal you never thought about.

1. Odour Prevention
Does your shoe smell bad? just get some charcoal and put it in them. Do you have any bad smell in your room? Drop some charcoal where you suspect the smell could be coming from. Does your fridge or freezer smell? Put a piece of charcoal in it. Do you have strong body odour? Just make a powder out of charcoal and use, thank us later.
Charcoal is very good at getting rid of bad smell. Ever wondered why your parents always scooped out the ash from the coal pot to pour in the hen coop or toilet before sweeping? That was to get rid of the odour.

2. Keeping Food Fresh
If you want your vegetables to be fresh all the time, just make a solution out of charcoal and leave your vegetables in them. Thank us later.

3. Toxins Removal from Food
These days, people complain about the use of fertilizers on plants and vegetables, making them unwholesome and poisonous. If you have charcoal, you don’t need to worry about this, all you need to do is leave the vegetables in a charcoal solution overnight and it’ll take care of the toxins. If you suspect any food contains too many chemicals, just drop them in a charcoal solution for some hours and you’re good to go.

4. Teeth Whitening
If you want to whiten your teeth, pay no attention to all these adverts on whitening chemicals and technology, just get yourself some charcoal and grab hold of a plantain stalk, make a powder out of the charcoal, mash the tip of the plantain stalk, dip it into the charcoal powder and brush your teeth with it for a week, thank us later.

5. Restoration of Soup That Went Bad
Did your groundnut soup or palm nut soup go bad? No need to worry about pouring it all away. Just put it back on fire and drop a piece of charcoal in it. This will extract all the bad taste and smell and restore the soup to its fresh state.

6. Detoxification
Do you have a hangover out of a drink out with friends the previous night, just have some charcoal with you and chew on it. To make it more effective, make a nice solution out of it and drink, you’re good to go.

7. Neutralization of Alcohol
If you mistakenly did some wild mixing and feel it can knock you out, just add some charcoal to the mixture and your problem is solved. Or if you took in too much alcohol, just drink some charcoal solution and you’re good to go.

8. Healing Wounds
Do you have a situation where someone’s wound has become so infected to the state doctors are saying they have to cut the affected area? Don’t stress over it, get a large amount of charcoal powder and pour it on the wound. This will extract all the poison from the wound and also help it heal faster. If you have a cut and you want to treat it fast, just get some powdered charcoal and pour on it.

9. Water Filtration
Do you feel your water is contaminated? You don’t need all these products on the market, charcoal can do better, just drop some amount of it in it. Don’t worry about the colour, it is safe, you can even chew on charcoal. It is far safer than eating chicken from KFC.

10. Skin Cleansing
Do you have pimples, acne or any skin disease you really want to get rid of or do you want a very smooth face or skin? All you need is charcoal. Make a thick solution out of it and smear it on your body and leave it on for some hours before taking your bath. It will leave your skin smooth and fresh.

11. Stain Removal
Do you have some stubborn stain in your kitchen, washroom or on your tiles? You actually need charcoal to get rid of it. I know you’re imag

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