₦airaland Forum

MackBrooklyn:
Dear Nairalanders,

On behalf of the Yabaleft Mental Institution, we are very sorry for any inconveniences or damages caused by our patient mamagee3 . We have no idea how she escaped from her cell but please be rest assured that we will not rest until we find her & cage her once again.

Signed
Management.

pls do dat fast because of d unknown

ogawisdom:
Forget dt, it depends on hw rich d man is oooo, u might find d pot belly sexy self if na dangote lol

some gals and lies hmmmmm

ianSweet:
Yes, many Nigerian women develop a pot belly stomach too as soon as they start getting pregnant and giving birth. A good reason for that.

What i don't really understand is why you find many Nigerian men with protruding stomachs, the most annoying part is seeing young men who are just in their thirties and some not even yet married with such protruding bellies. Do you guys get pregnant and deliver babies too? I mean how hard is it to go to the gym regularly and ensure you keep fit?
Some stark lazy ones, once they just get married, they start ordering their wives to pound yam for them every night, eating and boozing carelessly without control.

I am not excusing our women on this too, all am saying is that women have good reasons why they loose their shape after marriage, but men have no goddamn excuse.

wot of u gals too

I dnt believe dis

Wen is d John Thomas now

eyeview:
....and the stage drama continues.



Once upon a time,a very wicked ruler wanted new ways to divert the kingdom's wealth to his wife so he deviced a mischevious plan.
He called on his trusted aides and assistants and gave them about N150million to go and find some youths and buy some weapons so that they will claim to be repentant militants. His aides collected the money and promised to do his bidding.
The wicked ruler called all the people and the security chiefs to witness the repentance of the militants with sophiscated weapons. But alas,the aides turned up with old hunters with Dane and outdated guns and the ruler was sore vexed. He was thoroughly embarrassed that he sacked the aides the next morning.
He thereafter released more money and they got some youths and the guns he desired. They acted as repentant militants and with this he set up an amnesty group and thereafter started releasing all the money needed to his wife as hr had planned.
The end.

wot do u want us to gt out of dis now?

U can take him to ministry of Justice or ministry of women affairs in ur state I know dey will do something or u can write to any NGO with good pictures to back it up

Why do u want to kill urself over number?age is number MR MAN

Wer is ur thief

olatunjiho:
abegi who dey pay them dis pple bcs he be like I wan join.

d money dey should use to eat

GuDErboY:
How u take know?

she b one of dem now

U re telling lies ,if u re sick and u c someone dat want to help u I think your sick ness will go

So people still buy MB form people? When you can get it done by yourself by sending 1o6 to 131

U should b talking abut ur husband now because of ur face?but all is well, say yes and c wot he means

Her boyfriend is now in money now ,only if Na mumu b d guy

U can put CCTV in d house and bedroom apartment and dnt let him or ur mum knows after dat invite her wen ur hubby is around den find so wer to go like a day or two wen u re back u will c d true about dem

Thank God that I have not put ur matter on my head b4 my bosses in d office

kingbet360:
This guy is a disgrace


Hello everyone...I have fixed matches and they are very
sure...for trust I give matches for payafter so you can know I
am not scam

ur number

True or false

CrazyQuinn:
Threesomee loading.....

good answer gv it to them

success1smyn:
tragic

but wait o, according to which reporter, is this not the guy that jumped from 6 story in Kenya or Uganda some days ago?

you re right

[quote author=Dejiih001 post=49153968]Yes I will come over but that will be next week. Am presently in Lagos and will be back by Sunday.but dia is holiday next week

Dejiih001:
Thanks so much for this and I will forever be indebted to you if it worked out.
My number is 09058820000

Can u cum to d office urself

I try ur number is not going? Hope ur story is true b4 u will come to ministry of Justice Osogbo? U can cum to any of dis department 1) Department of public defender & centre (P,D&C,R)for citizens rights or public prosecution department (DPP)let it b true oo

[quote author=Dejiih001 post=49136339]Thanks so much for this and I will forever be indebted to you if it worked out.
My number is 09058820000

Ok , I will call u 2mao

Re u 4rm osun state? If yes can u cum to ministry of Justice I should hv gv u number or can I ve ur number too?

No come and marry mi am single

To mi I think she should have put something good on how do u think she will dress wen dey gv her d job?

Who do all dis as baby

Just give Nigeria men a year and c d work