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#IRep #BSF at home but #RCCG at Schl

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wat a great lose... RIP

Psquare is finished

Not again.

Belive that the earth is flat.
Kick anything kickable on the way when my mum send me an erran.
Use my tongue to lick the plate after eating.
Finish eating my food before eating the meat

Amigoz: Should I go back to my ex?

Amigoz: Should I go back to my ex?

Nooo.... Go back to ur father

Is gravitation responsible for people falling in love?

Na wa 4 dis country o

10st of all

Paragraph 6.... Na lie

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Whats is the name of the bank?

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A guy who had a 25inch long d**k went to a
native doctor and said; Baba i can't live with this
anymore, it's too long. The native doctor pointed
out; Okay Go to that swamp, you will see a female
frog, ask her to marry you, she'll say no and you'll
lose 5inch. The guy walked up to the frog at the swamp and asked; Will you marry me?. The frog
replied; no!
The guy lost 5inch instantly. He asked again; will
you marry me?. The frog replied; no! He lost
another 5inch.
Then He thought; 15inch was fine but 10 would be okay. He asked the frog again; Will you marry me?.
The frog replied; Oh, how many times do i have to
give you a reply?. NO! NO! NO!

The increase in tuition fees to a maximum of £9,000 a year has led to a “clear drop” in the number of English students applying for university places this autumn, an independent analysis of the impact of the coalition’s controversial reform has found. There are 15,000 “missing” applicants who might have been expected to have sought a place on a degree course this academic year but did not, according to the Independent Commission on Fees. The raising of fees prompted violent protests on the streets of London and inflicted deep damage on the reputation of the Liberal Democrats, who went into the election pledging to vote against a fee rise. Published a week before A-level results come out, the report says that the number of university applicants in England dropped by 8.8% this year compared with the tally for 2010. And there was a 7.2% fall in numbers of 18- and 19-year-old applicants in England between this year and 2010, the last year of applications before the cap on tuition fees was raised. The decline in England has not been mirrored in other parts of the UK where fees have not been raised, and the drop can only partly be explained by falling numbers of young people in the population, the commission says. Students from Scotland attending Scottish universities do not pay fees, while the Welsh assembly says it will pay fees above £3,465 for Welsh students attending UK institutions. Fees for students from Northern Ireland are also capped at £3,465. About one person in 20 who would have been expected to have applied to university this year (if the trend of increasing application rates among English school-leavers was maintained) did not do so, the report says. This equates to approximately 15,000 young applicants. The commission is chaired by Will Hutton, principal of Hertford College, Oxford, and a former Observer editor, and also includes Sir Peter Lampl, chairman of the Sutton Trust, Stephen Machin, professor of economics at University College London, and the journalist Libby Purves. Hutton said: “We’re asking our young men and women to assume more debt than any other country in the world – it’s higher than the average debt in the US. It’s not clear whether those lost this year will return to the fold next year, or [if] it’s a storm warning of a worrying trend.” The commission’s report says there does not seem to be a disproportionate impact on poorer or less advantaged communities. The commission found there was no significant change in the application rate to the most selective universities, such as Oxford or Cambridge. The average tuition fee at English universities this year is £8,385, rising to £8,507 next year. UK and EU students are entitled to take out government-backed loans to pay the fees. Hutton said: “Although it is too early to draw any firm conclusions, this study provides initial evidence that increased fees have an impact on application behaviour. There’s a clear drop in application numbers from English students when compared to their counterparts in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland.

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Tragedy struck at 8, Amosu Street, Ijegun, Lagos, on
Sunday as a woman identified simply as Iya Anu,
allegedly beat her foster son, Seubow, to death for
allegedly stealing N50. It was learnt that Iya Anu, a mother of four, usually
inflicted injuries on Seubow, her husband’s nephew and
her children whenever they erred. Trouble started when 16-year-old Seubow misplaced a
N1, 000 note given to him for an errand on Saturday. The development, it was learnt, irked Iya Anu who starved the teenager throughout
Saturday. When Seubow could no longer bear the hunger, he sneaked out of the house
at night to buy Gala. When Iya Anu knew about it, our correspondent learnt that she became furious,
accused him of stealing her N50 and gave the teenager the beating of his life. A neighbour who identified herself simply as Balikis said the accused must have used a
hot object to batter the boy as his body was full of burns. She said, “Iya Anu began to beat him on Saturday night. The beating continued till about
9am on Sunday when her husband and the other children had left for church. “She battered him till he gave up the ghost about noon. When she realised that the boy
had lost consciousness, she cried for help but it was already late. At a point, she wanted
to run away but she was promptly rounded up.” Another resident, Modinatu, said Iya Anu, had in June battered the boy resulting in her
being invited to the Isheri-Oshun Police Division for questioning. She said, “Seubow joined them in December 2011 and this woman has made life so
unbearable for him just the way she does to her children too. In June, the boy was
battered to the extent that she was quizzed by the police. “Also, she has in the name of discipline used a knife to injure her first daughter, Anu, on
her shoulders over issues bordering on misdemeanour. “She is so violent that she even fights neighbours with objects at the slightest
provocation. She was sent packing from her former place of residence on Jimoh Aigbe
Street, which is just some few streets away from here when she injured her landlady
with a knife.” Corroborating Modinatu’s claims, Alexander Akinnurun, the Proprietor of Alex Group of
Schools, Ijegun, the school Seubow attended before his death, described her as a
troublemaker. He said, “She has been perpetrating those acts for quite some time now and reports of
her heinous deeds abound. In June, Seubow who happened to be one of my pupils
came to school with a disfigured face and wounds on his body. “I was so moved by this that I reported the incident to the police. I don’t know how far
the police went with the matter but I never expected that such an ugly incident would
still repeat itself.” When our correspondent visited the area on Monday, it was learnt that she had been
arrested by the police. It was also learnt Iya Anu was a serial divorcee and is at present with her third
husband. When contacted on the phone, the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, Ngozi
Braide, said she could not reach the Divisional Police Officer of Isheri Oshun. “I can’t independently confirm the incident for now as the phone number of the DPO of
the station is not available. I will get back to you as soon as I get through to him,” she
said.

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Friends, Here are some people who
mocked God;
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he
said if would get 500,000 votes from
his party, not even God would remove
him from President.
He got the votes, but fell sick a
day before being made President
and died.
Cazuza (Bio-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet): During a
show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed
out some smoke into the air and said;
‘God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32, of LUNG
CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic, After
the construction of Titanic, a
reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be. With an ironic tone
he said; ‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what
happened to the Titanic.
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend…...
A mother accompanied her daughter
to the car and was so worried about
the drunkenness of her and her
friends, she said to the daughter
holding her hand, she was already
seated in the car;
‘My Daughter, Go With God And May
He Protect You.’ She replied; ‘Only if
He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause
Inside Here…... It’s Already Full'.
Hours later, news came by that they
had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car
could not be recognised,
but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact. The police said there was no
way the trunk could have
remained intact. To their utmost
surprise, inside the trunk was a crate
of eggs, none was
broken.
He is GOD of all, Mightier than the
mightiest, Stronger than the strongest
and Greater than the greatest.
Let’s praise Him always..
DON’T EVER MOCK GOD!
DON’T TRY IT!
DON'T DO IT!
GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL.
LET PRAISE HIM FOR KEEPING US ALIVE.
GOOD MORNING.[color=#006600]
Friends, Here are some people who
mocked God;
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he
said if would get 500,000 votes from
his party, not even God would remove
him from President.
He got the votes, but fell sick a
day before being made President
and died.
Cazuza (Bio-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet): During a
show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed
out some smoke into the air and said;
‘God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32, of LUNG
CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic, After
the construction of Titanic, a
reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be. With an ironic tone
he said; ‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what
happened to the Titanic.
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend…...
A mother accompanied her daughter
to the car and was so worried about
the drunkenness of her and her
friends, she said to the daughter
holding her hand, she was already
seated in the car;
‘My Daughter, Go With God And May
He Protect You.’ She replied; ‘Only if
He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause
Inside Here…... It’s Already Full'.
Hours later, news came by that they
had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car
could not be recognised,
but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact. The police said there was no
way the trunk could have
remained intact. To their utmost
surprise, inside the trunk was a crate
of eggs, none was
broken.
He is GOD of all, Mightier than the
mightiest, Stronger than the strongest
and Greater than the greatest.
Let’s praise Him always..
DON’T EVER MOCK GOD!
DON’T TRY IT!
DON'T DO IT!
GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL.
LET PRAISE HIM FOR KEEPING US ALIVE.
GOOD MORNING.
Friends, Here are some people who
mocked God;
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he
said if would get 500,000 votes from
his party, not even God would remove
him from President.
He got the votes, but fell sick a
day before being made President
and died.
Cazuza (Bio-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer and poet): During a
show in Canecio (Rio de Janeiro),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed
out some smoke into the air and said;
‘God, that’s for you.’
He died at the age of 32, of LUNG
CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic, After
the construction of Titanic, a
reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be. With an ironic tone
he said; ‘Not even God can sink it’
The result: I think you all know what
happened to the Titanic.
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend…...
A mother accompanied her daughter
to the car and was so worried about
the drunkenness of her and her
friends, she said to the daughter
holding her hand, she was already
seated in the car;
‘My Daughter, Go With God And May
He Protect You.’ She replied; ‘Only if
He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause
Inside Here…... It’s Already Full'.
Hours later, news came by that they
had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car
could not be recognised,
but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact. The police said there was no
way the trunk could have
remained intact. To their utmost
surprise, inside the trunk was a crate
of eggs, none was
broken.
He is GOD of all, Mightier than the
mightiest, Stronger than the strongest
and Greater than the greatest.
Let’s praise Him always..
DON’T EVER MOCK GOD!
DON’T TRY IT!
DON'T DO IT!
GOOD MORNING TO YOU ALL.
LET PRAISE HIM FOR KEEPING US ALIVE.
GOOD MORNING.

The singer Tweeted this photo two
days ago showing off his new
Tattoo. It's a snake shedding its skin
and revealing a tail with that sign -
pyramid with the eye of battome

pls am in need of it my no is 07063433574 temitopepatrick@yahoo.com