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Food / Re: Romantic Easter Cooking For My Girlfriend And I, best Chef On Nl (pic) by pattern5: 10:22pm On Mar 31, 2018
Uyiii:
if you like prepare intercontinental dishes for her, whenever she feels like, she'll still fvck your friends and complement it with a bj.
Like what the poster above said, might not be his bed but his whole idea/assertion isn't far fetched.

more so, it baffles me when I see grown arse niggas come up with threads like this. you cooking for your gf, so what?
so we should now goan look for cattarh to fry abiiundecided
this only shows how often you don't do this and how intoxicated you're with this very act that's normal in a sane world/environment.
you even had the stupid effrontery to say 'if you nor get girlfriend, hide your face', like wtf, when did having a girlfriend become a national award/achievement??

to crown your stupidity, you had to compare yourself with airforce1.
kuku kill me abegcheesy

P.s: amani my guy, no strings attached to my comment, nothing personal at all.
you did put this up for peeps to drop their opinions and I did oblige to dropping mine.
Just that I don't really like what I hate.

the meal looks delicious, mouthwatering and inviting sha, cheers mansmiley


My brother we are all Nigerians, don't kill ur bro because he is stupid
Phones / Re: Airtel Megapack Problems: Users Are Experiencing This, No Response From Airtel by pattern5: 10:12pm On Mar 31, 2018
[quote author=NStop posting fake reports here and stop blaming NCC, Once airtel tells u ur issue will be resolve after 12hrs and they sent u a message after 12hrs forget it has been resolve. Must you create meaningless thread to make people notice you?



You are a big fool for saying this and I feel very sure that the fool in u will remain forever

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Celebrities / Re: AY Wants Hushpuppi To Confirm If His Gucci Bag Is Original by pattern5: 12:36pm On Sep 01, 2017
Ay u be olodo. ..hussipipi confirmed partek Philip not Gucci. ..iti
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Gets Admitted To University by pattern5: 11:43am On Aug 31, 2017
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U go remain 16years forever ba? Muguuu

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