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Foreign Affairs › Re: Cuba Delegates Stage Walkout At UNGA As Trump Says Cuba ‘Will Fall’ (Video) by PattersonHR(m): 3:18pm On Sep 23
If it was a younger person I'd say no big deal there but given his age, he's doing well vocally
QuinQQ:
I honestly don’t know how they do it. No stumbling over some words or names, no pausing to remember something they momentarily forgot.
Honestly, it is almost as if AI is giving the speech! cheesy
e nor easy to deh very coherent at that age
Romance › Re: American Woman Says She Won’t Let Daughter Marry Nigerian Man — Here’s Why(Photo by PattersonHR(m): 2:36pm On Sep 23
Bro Nigerians are a thousand times better than afro Americans
Edoreborn:
u normal so? Nigerians better than Americans? Well who go say him mama soup no sweet?
Travel › Re: Passengers Remove Bus Battery After Driver, Conductor Abandon Them At Dopemu by PattersonHR(m): 3:53pm On Sep 22
I tire oh, see dem always forming woke, wen you're Rome u behave like a Roman, if you're in a jungle behave like an animal else.....
Slimplush:
So they should not fight for their money when the insane driver is trying to con them because of been hoping for a saner clime? Or do you expect them to look like a bag of beans while the driver make away with their money
it's a dog eat dog world outchea, keep ur gentility for ur pocket
Travel › Re: Passengers Remove Bus Battery After Driver, Conductor Abandon Them At Dopemu by PattersonHR(m): 3:50pm On Sep 22
So what should deh have rather done?
Seeplusplus:
The problem is that you guys see this as a flex

You want to see a sane society but you're always cheering stupid acts and calling it cruise.

Yet, when you travel out and other people start to scrutinize you for simply being Nigerians, you cry wolf
Romance › Re: Men Who Don't Smoke, Womanize, What Exactly Makes You Happy? by PattersonHR(m): 4:20pm On Sep 21
Steady cash naim deh gimme joy oh, although having a woman u can always have at the snap of a finger brings some kind of joy too
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Got Away With Lies In 2023. It Won't Happen This Time -festus Keyamo by PattersonHR(m): 8:36pm On Sep 17
Choi, bust my head grin grin, everything about them na forgery. Oluwole pple
AMINDA:
If he wasn't, you wouldn't spend the time going to doctor and forge a newspaper headline that wasn't about him, just like your mentor, the forger-in-chief.
Travel › Re: GUO Bus Accident On Benin–Lagos Expressway, Many Dead (Photos) by PattersonHR(m): 4:49pm On Sep 17
He drove recklessly and still proudly saying it, if you're a good driver then you should know that u have to see far ahead before an overtake. What if that log of wood was an incoming trailer? Guess he wudnt be typing that now
CharleyBright:
You don't have excuse neither should you blame anyone for that. You simply drove terribly by your miscalculation and could have caused unnecessary accident or killed yourself.
When overtaking, you need to look far beyond to see that there are no obstruction or anything that will hinder your smooth overtaking. If you had looked far beyond before you venture to overtake, you would have seen the obstacle.
Thank God you didn't swerve or get any close to the lorry. If your car tyre even touch the trailer tyre small, your car will automatically somersault.
Travel › Re: GUO Bus Accident On Benin–Lagos Expressway, Many Dead (Photos) by PattersonHR(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17
Without a seatbelt one can be thrown violently out a vehicle on impact, lost someone that way
Worryingly:
I always thought fatal accidents involving buses this size were pretty rare, given how big and sturdy they are except, of course, when the bus ends up plunging into a body of water.

Looking at the bus, there doesn’t even seem to be any major structural damage from the impact, apart from the shattered windows. So how did so many people end up dying?
Romance › Re: From POS To OS Because Of IOS by PattersonHR(m): 8:58pm On Sep 16
I dont understand a thing u said here
SixSeven:
.. That nudity is the need for validation. Even married men are not free from it. Why do you think they designed Instagram and all those things that have mirrors or take pictures for admiration? You see all these women showing their bum and tight clothes don't know what they are doing? The fastest way a man can lose his woman is not to praise her or commend her beauty. That's why they move from fathers to father-like husbands. Only a few percent know how to think about it letting those things deceive them. Haven't you heard of the phenomenon called Invisible Woman Syndrome?


https://www.tiktok.com/video/7467303236635020590



https://www.tiktok.com/video/7654567324015430945
Business › Re: Man Questions Lady After She Refunds Mistaken ₦800k by PattersonHR(m): 10:36pm On Sep 15
Asides just seeing the acct number,u can return back to sender with just a click
pcagbaji:
If the money was received via opay , you can see the account number
Family › Re: She Flares Up Anytime She Is Called To Support Kids'school Fees, Husband Cries by PattersonHR(m): 3:07pm On Sep 14
Nor mind the mugu grin
wazklin:
Men build families but women only destroy. Someone up there is talking about a marriage contract, I belive such person is not married yet.
99% of marriages built on unaccountability, silent competition, love, such as that of the op would always end up in disaster. This is just the beginning of your nightmare. With time she will see this as bothering her and secretly get an apartment somewhere leaving you all to yourself. After all, she can take care for herself now.
If you want to take control(which I don't want to belive it's too late), you need to take charge of her finances (this is what you would have done from the day she got your job). She is supposed not to touch every dime she earns unless you give her permission to. But you a lover man, nonchalantly let everything slide back then and now you see the consequences?
Next, she'll either kick you out of the house or go get her own house
Romance › Re: “i’m Older Than My Boyfriend, But He Reasons Like A Matured Man” — Lady by PattersonHR(m): 3:03pm On Sep 14
Money ko, that boy be u like who deh chop belleful?? All dese ones na contents
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed. Is this not child abuse please? angry.

But then again,na money go fit make this kind banny see maturity inside man wey she old pass by far angry.

Now she'll believe age is just a number angry. But if it were to be one small poor mechanic boy, would she had agreed to date him? angry

Thief angry
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattersonHR(m): 4:37pm On Sep 13
This same soulja boy collected my fone back then in uniport oh, is he dead?
BlackAdam65:
PORT HARCOURT, RIVERS: Yesterday, Naija Confra reported an attack around UPTH, Port Harcourt. We can now confirm it was cult-related. The attack was carried out by KK (CCI) cultists, and the victim was Soldier Boy, a Vikings (DNKI) cultist. Following this, Vikings have declared war on KK in the area. (Video on Telgrm).

The incident began during the SUG election at the University of Port Harcourt. Tensions rose after Vikings attacked a KK member inside the school. The victim alerted his group, and KK members stormed the campus, chanting “Ave Sirs” as they chased Vikings out of the school.

Outside the campus, KK continued pursuing the fleeing Vikings. Soldier Boy was with his fellow Vikings who escaped in a car, but he couldn’t catch up and instead he hid inside a public transport bus. Because of the rain, the bus hadn’t moved as it was not yet full. A KK member who spotted him entering the bus alerted others, and they dragged Soldier Boy out and ax£d him on the he@d.

Soldier Boy was said to have been a Vikings cultist for over 10 years. He was not a student of Uniport but reportedly came in as an external to influence the election. Reject Cultism.
Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by PattersonHR(m): 11:34pm On Sep 11
Very dirty
kokoA:
They deserve lesser pay sef. Nigeria porn is very dirty. Dirty male and female actors. As if dem no dey baff before dem come set sef, and always shot in very low budget, dirty hotel rooms. If you want to sin abeg sin properly, spend better money on your son so that others can enjoy watching you sin.
u sabi dem wella
Celebrities › Re: Pato Laments, Opens Up On What Adult Film Actors Really Earn In Nigeria by PattersonHR(m): 10:50pm On Sep 11
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PremiumPrompt:
This guy is dangerous , we know him well
Travel › Re: Keyamo Seeks Newer Egyptair Aircrafts For Abuja, Lagos Routes by PattersonHR(m): 9:24am On Sep 11
Very frustrated pple grin grin
flexyrule:
You can actually make your point without insulting the fellow.

Why are Nigerians always angry?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sabah FK: UCL (4 - 0) On 10th September 2026 by PattersonHR(m): 2:24am On Sep 11
I carry dem oh, one goal my brother dem nor score
geechy:
Na why e nor easy to predict accurately. Slavia were leading which is consistent with the home performance last season. Imagine say you go relax say slavia go hold or score more only to come see say people wey you carry sure win plus 200k ajo money ontop dey loss... Stroke straight
Politics › Re: Woman Stops Emohua Chairman Chidi Lloyd From Touching Baby At Child Dedication by PattersonHR(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10
Otilo
Diamond098454:
Politicians are demonic
A friend of mine that sleeps with them is now having blood related issues
Her guy left her last week because of everyday bleeding
Always on pad all the medication failed she's going down everyday
Health › Re: At Above 40 Your Memory May No Longer Be As Retentive As It Used To Be by PattersonHR(m): 1:17pm On Sep 10
Poverty nearly mastered you grin
Antoeni:
it Happened to Me When i Just Bought a Car, I Use to Take Keke to The Bar I Drink After Closing From Work, So When i Bought a Car , i Drove it To The Bar, After Done Drinking I Forgot i Came With a Car And Entered Keke Back Home, Only to.Discover in The Morning That My Car Was Still At My Drinking Spot
Car Talk › Re: How Much Does It Really Cost To Keep A Car On The Road In Lagos? by PattersonHR(m): 5:24pm On Sep 09
Omo the cost is staggering, comes always wen you're most unprepared
Romance › Re: “No Man Can Last 5 Minutes With Me” — Woman Challenges Men To ₦5m Bet(photos/vid by PattersonHR(m): 5:19pm On Sep 09
What dyu mean by win win for her? Uno hear wetin she talk well?
Glimpsetv:
“No man on earth can stand me in bed for more than 5 minutes without cumming.

"I challenge any man: if you last more than 5 minutes in bed with me without cumming, you give me 5 million, and if you cum within 5 minutes, you give me 5 million."

"No man can bend me over and last 5 minutes without cumming.”


She went on to disclose her exploits and previous wins.

Basically, she is running a no-lose bet — she collects ₦5 million either way. The video shows her confidently making the claims.

However, the video has attracted various reactions, with people expressing different views and opinions.

It has generated numerous replies, with many men calling out what they describe as an obvious trap.

Watch the video and hear her out.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Yiw9d7Jm0?si=iYQdIxJzhLUwz9gd
Business › Re: Look At How Much I Owe Opay by PattersonHR(m): 12:21pm On Sep 09
They actually do bro, Okash and fair money I think
Imalwayshorny:
Stop lying brono loan companies will borrow anyone 10 million naira
Agriculture › Re: Drone Views Of 10,000 Hectare Enugu Tribu Songhai Farns by PattersonHR(m): 11:09am On Sep 09
I deh find the 10k hectares since
kellyjoesteve:
Just this and you said 10,000 Hectare? Let me believe more are coming.
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Returned Ogogo’s ₦25m To His Family After His Death’ – Imam Adewunmi by PattersonHR(m): 10:03pm On Sep 08
That's how one fool died along with my 400k in 2023, called d wife she was busy capping rubbish. The kind problem that money put me that yr ehn, I'll never forgive that man even in death
Ddeliverer007:
I used to have a Muslim customer, he normally buys on credit and repays me the next time he comes to the market……I didn’t see him for a while, I was surprised when some people came to my place, told me the man had died, and surprisingly, paid the money the man was owing. According to them, they don’t eat people’s money. They said the man had a book where he documents every transaction and they’ve paid all his creditors. I was so shocked. That was when I understood the Godfearing nature of the Hausa Muslim. A Yoruba Muslim will never do that, cos the family members will want to play smart. An Igbo man will never do that, cos they will say “who don die, don die”…but an Hausa man is quiet honest!
Crime › Re: “Akachaam” Arrested in Nnewi During Spiritual Cleansing Exercise (video) by PattersonHR(m): 9:39pm On Sep 07
"Public nuisance" that's the crime
Worryingly:
Apparently, I missed the part where he committed a crime that warranted an "arrest".

So many non-state actors arrogating powers to themselves in Nigeria.

Shame
Family › Re: Heartbreaking Stories Of Bullying From Albinos On The Honest Bunch by PattersonHR(m): 1:34pm On Sep 07
Albino deh get specific body odor?
spiceadole:
My husband used small thing escape being an albino . He has the reddish hair but no freckles. No albino body odour.Just very light skinned.
I'm very dark skinned so it's fine. Our children have his skin colour
Family › Re: Heartbreaking Stories Of Bullying From Albinos On The Honest Bunch by PattersonHR(m): 1:32pm On Sep 07
These women are so beautiful 😍
Health › Re: Igho Ubiribo Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure In Thailand by PattersonHR(m): 12:08am On Sep 06
GOFRONT:
Wasted deeqk

Even Bobrisky never cared to enlarge his coast despite his numerous controversies.........You killed yasef cos you want your deeq to be as large as Lexington Steele own.
u go like porn Wella the way I deh see am
Family › Re: Horror In Ogun: Celestial Pastor Kills Wife Over Infidelity, Runs Into Speeding by PattersonHR(m): 6:02pm On Sep 05
Omo wisdom is knowing when to fight and when to run oh my brother grin
autoez:
I think you misunderstood my point completely. I did not say people should hate women, neither did I say marriage is bad. My point is about peace and the kind of life a person chooses to live.

You called someone lazy for saying that remaining single after having children can give a person peace. But is choosing peace automatically laziness? Marriage requires communication, patience and hard work, yes. But so does deciding to walk away from a situation that is destroying your peace. Staying married at all costs is not the only evidence that a person is hardworking or mature.

And please, let's not use children as an emotional weapon. Children can be bitter when parents separate, but children can also grow up bitter when they spend years watching their parents fight, disrespect each other, cheat, abuse each other or live together without love and peace. Marriage under one roof does not automatically mean a happy family.

You also said my point is self-centeredness. I disagree. Wanting peace of mind is not selfish. A person has one life, and nobody should be forced to remain in a relationship simply because society says, “You must stay married.” If a person decides that they would rather raise their children and remain single than enter another relationship that may bring them pain, that is a personal choice.

And bringing my mother and sisters into it doesn't strengthen your argument. The fact that my father married my mother does not mean I must make the same choices he made. Every generation faces different circumstances, and every individual has the right to learn from what they see around them.

My original point remains very simple: if a man wants children but genuinely values his peace and does not want the complications that can come with marriage and relationships, remaining single after having children may be a better choice for him.

You may disagree with that choice, and that's fine. But disagreement does not make the person lazy, selfish or incapable of communication.

Sometimes the real wisdom is not in forcing yourself to remain in a situation just to prove that you can endure it. Sometimes wisdom is knowing what kind of life gives you peace and having the courage to choose it.
Family › Re: Horror In Ogun: Celestial Pastor Kills Wife Over Infidelity, Runs Into Speeding by PattersonHR(m): 5:55pm On Sep 05
Concubine means "a woman who have a long-term relationship with a man shes not legally married to" and I grew up reading in the bible that Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines! Read ur bible more
nairalanda1:
Solomon did not have side chicks, solomon had wives...properly married wives. Not women he was sleeping with while married to his other wives.

You people should stop equating polygamy with sleeping around. Our forefathers did not look at it that way o. If they saw a woman they liked, they opened negotiations about marriage immediately. Not keep am as side chick, in case relationship with wife did not work out.

Also, look, you should not sleep outside your marriage, as a man or as a woman. It always does not end well at all atall. Wheter you be monogamist or polygamist.

(Infact a classic example from history. A certain king was married to the daughter of another king. He sacked that daughter for his side chick. The other king was not amused, and sent an army to rampage and pillage his sonin law's kingdom. )
Politics › Re: I Recorded Bandits Collecting Guns At Senator Shehu Buba's House - Hassan by PattersonHR(m): 5:31pm On Sep 05
Asin ehn
DMCA:
I start get serious headache 30 seconds into when dat boy start talk? angry
Abeg him for just talk am for hause make person interprete am for us angry

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