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NYSCRe: NYSC Corps Member Says PPA Rejected Her Because Of Her Body Size (Photos/Video) by PattersonHR(m): 10:45pm On Jul 16
grin grin grin grin
Kukutente23:
Do you have a job not to mention employing people?
Car TalkRe: � Cars That Will Turn You Into A Mechanic In Nigeria �� by PattersonHR(m): 10:38pm On Jul 16
👍🏽 wonderful
VanuatuWycombe:
He should have given it to Biodun at Alapere, (behind Oando on Oworo-Ojota Expressway, or to Ojo, beside Elizade Motors at Idi-Iroko, Anthony, Lagos, or look for the baba that trained them all at vW Center in Gbagay, baba ni ilawe.
Those guys are super, when it comes to Porsche, Audi, and VW.
CrimeRe: Leaked Whatsapp Chats Between Odogwu Asaba And Favour by PattersonHR(m): 10:32pm On Jul 16
E nor surprise u my guy? grin virgin ko
lightwind:
Bros, is it the girl on this video ?
CrimeRe: Leaked Whatsapp Chats Between Odogwu Asaba And Favour by PattersonHR(m): 10:29pm On Jul 16
You call a 20yr old minor?
Eleph:
This guy don buy market.
Definitely, he must have been doing it for a long time with other minors.
Car TalkRe: � Cars That Will Turn You Into A Mechanic In Nigeria �� by PattersonHR(m): 10:33am On Jul 16
Bro that toureg ehn nearly killed my brother and I, we later sold it for 900k in 2019 cry
Dtruthspeaker:
2000 Passat, Audi A4, Tourag, X5, Murano, Armada are supposed to be in that list
Technology MarketRe: Lagos State Fire Service Tests Itel Power 80 Smartphone: The Itel Power 80 Story by PattersonHR(m): 7:45am On Jul 14
Abeg which lesson e teach u, cuz naim I deh use now oh
apesinola001:
Never in my life again Will i buy itel phone again.
NEVER and EVER



ltel power 70 taught me BIG LESSON
TravelRe: Flight School Instructor Jumps To His Death, Leaving Student To Land Plane by PattersonHR(m): 9:29pm On Jul 10
Too much ITK wan wound am, this particular cessna's highest ceiling is about 12k ft which doesn't require a pressurized cabin
ChristCee:
Cessna 150 does not have a pressurized cabin bro. And you can open it's doors midflight even at it's highest ceiling. That's how sky divers literally jump out of such planes.
RomanceRe: Until You Make Money As A Man, You Are Never The Prize!! by PattersonHR(m): 2:50pm On Jul 10
U just described me, how did u know me so well? grin
Goo0dHardDick:
The OP is talking about transactional relationship which is termed as parasitic relationship. That isn't a relationship.

Any man that put money first when meeting a woman has successfully subscribed to being exploited.

A man is simply the prize because he knows his worth. He controls his attention and doesn't give it out carelessly. He is focus on his mission, businesses etc and doesn't spend money carelessly. He always put himself first no matter what! He doesn't worship women. He doesn't double call, double text or act desperate over a girl. He knows when a girl isn't interested in him and he respects himself enough to move on.

Dude, being the prize isn't about money at all. Haven't you seen a rich notorious Simp before? Does that means he is the prize because he is rich? Of course not! He isn't any prize because he doesn't understand women's psychology. Such men simps over women.
RomanceRe: Until You Make Money As A Man, You Are Never The Prize!! by PattersonHR(m): 2:47pm On Jul 10
How does a son of nobody graduate or not raise money for the said business.
Anenehi:
your financial mentality is not complete. you make money through business systems. ask United State she will tell you.
BusinessRe: 'I Make N2.5million Monthly': Corn Seller Sparks Social Media Debate(video) by PattersonHR(m): 10:52pm On Jul 06
Read wetin u write again, buying a bag for 45k and selling for 30k. Im confused bro
Gbadugbakun:
‎Many of the people calling her a liar may not fully understand how small businesses work.

‎A bag of corn currently costs around ₦45,000 and typically contains 50–60 ears, depending on their size. If she's buying directly from farmers or wholesalers on the outskirts of Lagos, her cost price could be even more competitive.

‎Let's do a simple calculation. If a bag contains 60 ears and each one sells for ₦500, that's ₦30,000 in revenue from the corn alone. She could also generate additional income by selling complementary items like ube and coconut, which usually carry healthy profit margins.

‎In a high-traffic location, offering both boiled and roasted corn alongside ube and coconut could significantly increase sales volume. If, for example, she sells three bags' worth of corn in a day, that's about ₦90,000 in daily revenue from corn sales alone. Over 25 working days (excluding Sundays), that amounts to approximately ₦2.25 million in gross revenue, and that's before factoring in the extra income from ube and coconut.

‎Of course, gross revenue is not the same as profit. Expenses such as purchasing stock, transportation, charcoal or cooking fuel, labour, rent (if applicable), and other operating costs would need to be deducted. However, the main point remains: with the right location, consistent customer traffic, and good business management, it's entirely possible for a corn-selling business to generate up to ₦2 million or more in monthly revenue.
PoliticsRe: Femi Gbajabiamila Demanded For ₦12 Billion From My Agency - Prince Adeniyi by PattersonHR(m): 10:43pm On Jul 06
I believe every damn thing he said
oz4real83:
Even if I am the only one left, I will still believe what this man says than what the govt say about the matter. I believe the reason for this disagreement is either money not properly shared or somebody wanting to eat alone. Gbajabiamila has become like a tortoise that is always in different stories. There was an allegation sometime ago about how much people pay for some one to be able to see the president💔😡. You can never expect a leopard to change its skin💔💔
CelebritiesRe: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by PattersonHR(m): 12:50am On Jul 05
Aswear bro, ebony is the deal cool
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Some of us only have time for ebonies.

Caucasians and their likes are off limits.
CelebritiesRe: Jazmine Cashmere Becomes Born Again, Embraces Christ by PattersonHR(m): 12:49am On Jul 05
You forgot to add kapri styles grin
fergie001:
Jasmine Cashmere........You can never mention top 10 and not mention her.
She was good.... I mean damn good. Thank God she found the best path.

Melrose Foxxx
Jada Fire
Angel Eyes
Sky Black
Vita Valentine
Ayana Angel
Caramel
Beauty Dior

Very good athletes during our growing years.


Ogaaaaaa

She is a queen and more....and matches it with beauty and poise. (Top 5 any day)!
CelebritiesRe: Between North West and Blue Ivy, who is more decent? by PattersonHR(m): 7:29pm On Jun 28
Be like na u be the OLODO here oh grin undecided
iWasNotHere:
OLODO!!!
Blue Ivy is the decently dressed girl on sweater and jeans. Jayz pikin

quote author=Paulscholari post=139857213]They named a girl Blue Ivy and you think she will dress or present herself like Ashawo with piercings all around her body, nahh!! She's a goddess not a trash.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: No Case, No Wahala: Why Itel Power 80 Is Built Tough For Everyday Use by PattersonHR(m): 10:52am On Jun 27
I get a 0 to 100 charge in less than 3hrs
Lekby25:
This is a lie. I use itel p40. It charges 30% in one hour. If i put the phone off, it charges 40% in one hour.
Una just dey take bad mouth spoil itel, this is not fair enough
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Woman Who Refused To Sell Her Vote Receives ₦1 million From Isaac Fayose by PattersonHR(m): 10:13pm On Jun 23
Just yesterday I told someone that every man has a price, u just have to find out what it is.
Cyberterror:
If she collects the 1 million from fayose, it only shows that she is buyable at that price. Why will she collect any money at all if she doesn't believe there should be financial inducement for election participation?
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Woman Who Refused To Sell Her Vote Receives ₦1 million From Isaac Fayose by PattersonHR(m): 10:09pm On Jun 23
How many of the actual voters own or can operate smartphones??
givedemwotowoto:
They don't just give you money blindly, they ask you to snap or record your ballot when you vote.
BusinessRe: Elon Musk Loses Record $350bn As Spacex Slumps by PattersonHR(m): 9:29pm On Jun 23
U mean employ every Nigerian at the current minimum wage?
SyrusdeHansome:
All dis audio money wer de make some of us question whether na de same God wer create Elon Musk create us. This life is deep. Dangote can employ every Nigerian, including the current president and Elon Musk can employ 100 Dangotes. Life na by levels while men are in sizes.
HealthRe: 'Lasting Longer' With Jekonmo? The Joke Was Funny But The Health Risk Is Not by PattersonHR(m): 11:50am On Jun 19
U be bad man! grin
Demonic01:
The most effective sex performance drug is Anafranil, you can even pair the pills with viagra if you have a shower type of prick dealing with poor erection and this method is extremely safe because you can get a card of Anafranil from a good pharmacy.

You can still take it without viagra and the best part is that you will take the a dose 3-6 hours before show down and it has no side effects, your babe may stay with you all day and not know that you took the drug and continuous usage of this drug increases your performance on bed even when you did not take it. If you abuse the drug nah you know. Pair the medication and do kegel exercises from time to time and become a fullfilled man in the other room.

Drinking concoctions and man power herbs will only compromise your organs.

You fit Bleep sef with anafranil make you nor even cum during your 2-3 round. Nah who get strength go Bleep for 40mins - 2 hours. 😂😂
TravelRe: The 8 Victims Killed In The Crashed US B-52 Bomber On June 15 (Photos) by PattersonHR(m): 9:04am On Jun 19
Read about col. Tibbets, he flew the bomber that nuked Hiroshima.
43Ronin:
Not entirely true. Firstly, if they were near of those missions, just know what you have are fake names and photos(those missions are strictly classified). Also, Most of the people that fly those aircraft and missions are Non-Commissioned Officers(warrant officers, sergeant majors etc) and captains. Majors, Lt col & Col are senior military officers and command from the ground. The reason these senior military officers were on that plane was probably to assess the aircraft before signing-off on the purchase contract.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Senior Data Engineer Job At Chowdeck by PattersonHR(m): 7:58pm On Jun 18
I just tire, they've got nothing to offer jare
Mariangeles:
"Smart, kind colleagues invested in your growth"?
Is that meant to be one of the perks?🤷‍♀️


Goodluck to those that apply.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Social Media Manager At Eliana Oni Enterprise - MMT Consults by PattersonHR(m): 7:49pm On Jun 18
U just know wetin deh my mind!
AirBere:
Plan and execute social media advertising campaigns to generate leads and increase sales.
Develop strategies that convert followers into paying customers.
Optimize content and campaigns to maximize return on investment (ROI).
Support customer acquisition and retention initiatives through digital channels.
Analytics & Performance Monitoring:


Create engaging, high - quality, and conversion - focused content, including graphics, videos, reels, stories, carousels, blogs, and promotional campaigns.
Develop and manage a monthly content calendar.
Coordinate product launches, promotional campaigns, and seasonal marketing initiatives.
Ensure all content aligns with brand standards and business goals.
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grin grin grin grin
All these for 150k.

Poverty is really a disease lol.
PhonesRe: What Every Jargon You See On Your Phone Specifications Mean by PattersonHR(m): 4:37pm On Jun 17
Wonderful post, learnt alot!
chatinent:
Phone Specs Explained in Plain English (Android Edition) 📱🇳🇬

How far, Nairalanders! Good morning.

You want to buy a new Android phone, you open specs websites, and boom—you are hit with Snapdragon 8 Gen 3, 120Hz AMOLED, 5000mAh, 12GB RAM. It looks like alagbagidigba, right?

Let’s break down exactly what these phone specifications mean, what they actually do for you, and a simple way to visualize them so you never get cheated by phone sellers again.

1. The Processor (Chipset / CPU)
This is the engine and the brain of the phone. Popular names include Snapdragon, MediaTek Dimensity, or Exynos.

What it does: It handles every single calculation. Opening apps, loading games, processing photos, and making sure the phone doesn't freeze. A bad processor means a slow phone, no matter how beautiful the body is.

The Blueprint: Think of the processor like the engine inside a commercial bus. A weak processor is like an old, smoking Danfo engine trying to climb a steep hill on Third Mainland Bridge while carrying full load—it will struggle, heat up, and move slowly. A powerful processor is like a brand-new luxury interstate bus engine that flies past traffic effortlessly...like the Blue link or the one Otti built.


2. RAM (Random Access Memory)
You see things like 4GB, 8GB, or 12GB RAM.
What it does: This is the phone's short-term memory. It holds the apps you are currently using so you can jump from WhatsApp to TikTok and back to WhatsApp without the apps restarting or reloading from scratch. More RAM equals smoother multitasking.

The Blueprint: Imagine a market trader's display table. If the table is tiny (4GB RAM), the trader can only display a few tins of milk. To show milo, they must pack the milk back into a box first. If the table is very wide (12GB RAM), they can spread out noodles, rice, milk, and beverages all at once, attending to multiple customers without any delay.


3. Storage (ROM / Internal Memory)
Usually listed as 64GB, 128GB, 256GB, or 512GB.

What it does: This is the phone's permanent wardrobe. It's where your downloaded apps, WhatsApp videos, system files, photos, and music live permanently.

The Blueprint: Think of storage like the size of a shop container. A 64GB storage is like a small roadside kiosk; it gets choked up easily after you put a few heavy items inside. A 256GB or 512GB storage is like a massive wholesale warehouse where you can stock up on thousands of heavy video files and applications for years without running out of space.


4. Refresh Rate (60Hz, 90Hz, 120Hz)
This is measured in Hertz (Hz) and applies directly to the screen display.
What it does: It is how many times the screen redraws its image every single second. A standard phone does it 60 times (60Hz). Modern mid-range and flagship Androids do it 120 times (120Hz). Higher numbers mean scrolling through Facebook or gaming feels buttery smooth with zero lag stutters.

The Blueprint: Think of it like a deck of cards with drawings on them that create a moving picture when flipped. If you flip the cards slowly with a stiff hand, the movement looks disjointed and rugged. If you flip them with a professional, swift hand, the animation looks perfectly continuous, fluid, and natural to the eyes.


5. Battery Capacity (mAh)
You usually see numbers like 4500mAh, 5000mAh, or 6000mAh.
What it does: "mAh" means Milliampere-hour. It’s simply the size of your fuel tank. The higher the number, the longer the phone stays on before NEPA or your generator needs to save you.

The Blueprint: This is exactly like the fuel tank of a generator. A small 4000mAh battery is like the tank of a small "I better pass my neighbor" generator—it finishes quickly and demands a refill. A 6000mAh battery is like a large diesel tank on a soundproof generator that runs comfortably through a long weekend without blinking.


6. Screen Type (LCD vs. AMOLED / OLED)
What it does: This is the technology behind your display panel. LCD screens are basic and use a massive backlight that stays on constantly. AMOLED or OLED screens make colors "pop," and when something is black on the screen, that specific part of the screen completely turns off. It saves battery and looks crystal clear even under direct afternoon sunlight.

The Blueprint: An LCD screen is like an old billboard illuminated by giant, external floodlights from behind—even the dark areas look slightly gray because of the background light. An AMOLED screen is like a modern digital LED billboard where every single pixel is its own tiny light bulb. When a section needs to show black, those bulbs turn off completely, creating perfect darkness and vibrant colors.


For dem chairman dem:
Next time you go to Computer Village, Slot, or order online:
👉 Want a gaming phone? Look for a high Snapdragon/Dimensity processor and 120Hz.

👉 Want a phone for heavy multitasking? Look for at least 8GB RAM.

👉 Tired of constant charging? Don't buy anything less than 5000mAh.

We will discuss what cookies and caches stand for next and what they actually do for you. I mean in a layman's terms.

Have other inputs? Drop them.
PoliticsRe: Gawuna Seeks ADC Gov Ticket As Defection Talks Advance - Punch by PattersonHR(m): 11:32am On Jun 09
Maybe it's a plot to deplete Abba yusufs votes oh, making sense kind of
Ofunaofu:
Gawuna going to ADC will further deplete the already depleted APC votes

Kano and Kwankwasiya is locked down for NDC✌️
BusinessRe: Why Cooking Gas Will Remain Scarce, Expensive by PattersonHR(m): 11:58pm On Jun 08
He knows wat he's talking, I know also, stop making a fool of yourself
Bluev:
No be that gas Dem de talk o.. Go shool u no gree you say na scam
BusinessRe: How My Daughter Ended My Retirement Plan - Femi Otedola by PattersonHR(m): 10:48pm On Jun 08
Emeka offor is broke? Omo children too full this forum grin
AguluLiar:
Emeka Offor was enriched massively by Obj govt.

Why is he still broke today?
RomanceRe: “if You’re Already 30, Just Find A Man To Impregnate You” – Lady Shares Controve by PattersonHR(m): 10:52pm On Jun 01
Okay, maybe na thier parents go bury dem na
Samantha125:
Not every single woman wants children... Many women nowadays are choosing themselves over marriage and children.
Car TalkRe: How Do U Rate My GLE 43 AMG Coupe 2017 by PattersonHR(m): 2:57pm On Jun 01
7m for GLE or what? I no understand
Sonofgod1990:
Dat my guy own better pass this one self
Car TalkRe: How Do U Rate My GLE 43 AMG Coupe 2017 by PattersonHR(m): 1:09pm On Jun 01
6 to 7m for what
Sonofgod1990:
Should be around 6 to 7 million. My yahoo neighbor bought exactly like this last 2 months. But the Car is seriously dealing with him right now
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Killed In South Africa (Video, Picture) by PattersonHR(m): 1:13pm On May 30
Read again
illicit:
I dont even understand

who died, ugoh or okey

who killed who. ugoh or okey or vice versa or both

i just dont get it....
PoliticsRe: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by PattersonHR(m): 1:48pm On May 29
Asin ehn bro. First time I saw that rubbish I instantly told the poster it's fake!
tolugar:
It's only a dummy that will expect a president to be making WhatsApp voice notes

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