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Travel › Re: The 8 Victims Killed In The Crashed US B-52 Bomber On June 15 (Photos) by PattersonHR(m): 9:04am On Jun 19
Read about col. Tibbets, he flew the bomber that nuked Hiroshima.
43Ronin:
Not entirely true. Firstly, if they were near of those missions, just know what you have are fake names and photos(those missions are strictly classified). Also, Most of the people that fly those aircraft and missions are Non-Commissioned Officers(warrant officers, sergeant majors etc) and captains. Majors, Lt col & Col are senior military officers and command from the ground. The reason these senior military officers were on that plane was probably to assess the aircraft before signing-off on the purchase contract.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senior Data Engineer Job At Chowdeck by PattersonHR(m): 7:58pm On Jun 18
I just tire, they've got nothing to offer jare
Mariangeles:
"Smart, kind colleagues invested in your growth"?
Is that meant to be one of the perks?🤷‍♀️


Goodluck to those that apply.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Social Media Manager At Eliana Oni Enterprise - MMT Consults by PattersonHR(m): 7:49pm On Jun 18
U just know wetin deh my mind!
AirBere:
Plan and execute social media advertising campaigns to generate leads and increase sales.
Develop strategies that convert followers into paying customers.
Optimize content and campaigns to maximize return on investment (ROI).
Support customer acquisition and retention initiatives through digital channels.
Analytics & Performance Monitoring:


Create engaging, high - quality, and conversion - focused content, including graphics, videos, reels, stories, carousels, blogs, and promotional campaigns.
Develop and manage a monthly content calendar.
Coordinate product launches, promotional campaigns, and seasonal marketing initiatives.
Ensure all content aligns with brand standards and business goals.
[i][/i]

grin grin grin grin
All these for 150k.

Poverty is really a disease lol.
Phones › Re: What Every Jargon You See On Your Phone Specifications Mean by PattersonHR(m): 4:37pm On Jun 17
Wonderful post, learnt alot!
chatinent:
Phone Specs Explained in Plain English (Android Edition) 📱🇳🇬

How far, Nairalanders! Good morning.

You want to buy a new Android phone, you open specs websites, and boom—you are hit with Snapdragon 8 Gen 3, 120Hz AMOLED, 5000mAh, 12GB RAM. It looks like alagbagidigba, right?

Let’s break down exactly what these phone specifications mean, what they actually do for you, and a simple way to visualize them so you never get cheated by phone sellers again.

1. The Processor (Chipset / CPU)
This is the engine and the brain of the phone. Popular names include Snapdragon, MediaTek Dimensity, or Exynos.

What it does: It handles every single calculation. Opening apps, loading games, processing photos, and making sure the phone doesn't freeze. A bad processor means a slow phone, no matter how beautiful the body is.

The Blueprint: Think of the processor like the engine inside a commercial bus. A weak processor is like an old, smoking Danfo engine trying to climb a steep hill on Third Mainland Bridge while carrying full load—it will struggle, heat up, and move slowly. A powerful processor is like a brand-new luxury interstate bus engine that flies past traffic effortlessly...like the Blue link or the one Otti built.


2. RAM (Random Access Memory)
You see things like 4GB, 8GB, or 12GB RAM.
What it does: This is the phone's short-term memory. It holds the apps you are currently using so you can jump from WhatsApp to TikTok and back to WhatsApp without the apps restarting or reloading from scratch. More RAM equals smoother multitasking.

The Blueprint: Imagine a market trader's display table. If the table is tiny (4GB RAM), the trader can only display a few tins of milk. To show milo, they must pack the milk back into a box first. If the table is very wide (12GB RAM), they can spread out noodles, rice, milk, and beverages all at once, attending to multiple customers without any delay.


3. Storage (ROM / Internal Memory)
Usually listed as 64GB, 128GB, 256GB, or 512GB.

What it does: This is the phone's permanent wardrobe. It's where your downloaded apps, WhatsApp videos, system files, photos, and music live permanently.

The Blueprint: Think of storage like the size of a shop container. A 64GB storage is like a small roadside kiosk; it gets choked up easily after you put a few heavy items inside. A 256GB or 512GB storage is like a massive wholesale warehouse where you can stock up on thousands of heavy video files and applications for years without running out of space.


4. Refresh Rate (60Hz, 90Hz, 120Hz)
This is measured in Hertz (Hz) and applies directly to the screen display.
What it does: It is how many times the screen redraws its image every single second. A standard phone does it 60 times (60Hz). Modern mid-range and flagship Androids do it 120 times (120Hz). Higher numbers mean scrolling through Facebook or gaming feels buttery smooth with zero lag stutters.

The Blueprint: Think of it like a deck of cards with drawings on them that create a moving picture when flipped. If you flip the cards slowly with a stiff hand, the movement looks disjointed and rugged. If you flip them with a professional, swift hand, the animation looks perfectly continuous, fluid, and natural to the eyes.


5. Battery Capacity (mAh)
You usually see numbers like 4500mAh, 5000mAh, or 6000mAh.
What it does: "mAh" means Milliampere-hour. It’s simply the size of your fuel tank. The higher the number, the longer the phone stays on before NEPA or your generator needs to save you.

The Blueprint: This is exactly like the fuel tank of a generator. A small 4000mAh battery is like the tank of a small "I better pass my neighbor" generator—it finishes quickly and demands a refill. A 6000mAh battery is like a large diesel tank on a soundproof generator that runs comfortably through a long weekend without blinking.


6. Screen Type (LCD vs. AMOLED / OLED)
What it does: This is the technology behind your display panel. LCD screens are basic and use a massive backlight that stays on constantly. AMOLED or OLED screens make colors "pop," and when something is black on the screen, that specific part of the screen completely turns off. It saves battery and looks crystal clear even under direct afternoon sunlight.

The Blueprint: An LCD screen is like an old billboard illuminated by giant, external floodlights from behind—even the dark areas look slightly gray because of the background light. An AMOLED screen is like a modern digital LED billboard where every single pixel is its own tiny light bulb. When a section needs to show black, those bulbs turn off completely, creating perfect darkness and vibrant colors.


For dem chairman dem:
Next time you go to Computer Village, Slot, or order online:
👉 Want a gaming phone? Look for a high Snapdragon/Dimensity processor and 120Hz.

👉 Want a phone for heavy multitasking? Look for at least 8GB RAM.

👉 Tired of constant charging? Don't buy anything less than 5000mAh.

We will discuss what cookies and caches stand for next and what they actually do for you. I mean in a layman's terms.

Have other inputs? Drop them.
Politics › Re: Gawuna Seeks ADC Gov Ticket As Defection Talks Advance - Punch by PattersonHR(m): 11:32am On Jun 09
Maybe it's a plot to deplete Abba yusufs votes oh, making sense kind of
Ofunaofu:
Gawuna going to ADC will further deplete the already depleted APC votes

Kano and Kwankwasiya is locked down for NDC✌️
Business › Re: Why Cooking Gas Will Remain Scarce, Expensive by PattersonHR(m): 11:58pm On Jun 08
He knows wat he's talking, I know also, stop making a fool of yourself
Bluev:
No be that gas Dem de talk o.. Go shool u no gree you say na scam
Business › Re: How My Daughter Ended My Retirement Plan - Femi Otedola by PattersonHR(m): 10:48pm On Jun 08
Emeka offor is broke? Omo children too full this forum grin
AguluLiar:
Emeka Offor was enriched massively by Obj govt.

Why is he still broke today?
Romance › Re: “if You’re Already 30, Just Find A Man To Impregnate You” – Lady Shares Controve by PattersonHR(m): 10:52pm On Jun 01
Okay, maybe na thier parents go bury dem na
Samantha125:
Not every single woman wants children... Many women nowadays are choosing themselves over marriage and children.
Car Talk › Re: How Do U Rate My GLE 43 AMG Coupe 2017 by PattersonHR(m): 2:57pm On Jun 01
7m for GLE or what? I no understand
Sonofgod1990:
Dat my guy own better pass this one self
Car Talk › Re: How Do U Rate My GLE 43 AMG Coupe 2017 by PattersonHR(m): 1:09pm On Jun 01
6 to 7m for what
Sonofgod1990:
Should be around 6 to 7 million. My yahoo neighbor bought exactly like this last 2 months. But the Car is seriously dealing with him right now
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Killed In South Africa (Video, Picture) by PattersonHR(m): 1:13pm On May 30
Read again
illicit:
I dont even understand

who died, ugoh or okey

who killed who. ugoh or okey or vice versa or both

i just dont get it....
Politics › Re: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by PattersonHR(m): 1:48pm On May 29
Asin ehn bro. First time I saw that rubbish I instantly told the poster it's fake!
tolugar:
It's only a dummy that will expect a president to be making WhatsApp voice notes
Politics › Re: 19,980 Killed, 12,362 Kidnapped Under Tinubu - CSOs Raise Alarm by PattersonHR(m): 6:39pm On May 28
Is he that far away from the citizens?
Hungrychicken:
The people handling the President are not doing a good job keeping him abreast with the situation of Nigeria. They keep telling him all is well, whilst working and looting for their selves and they corrupt colleagues.

We need PETER OBI.
A younger energetic president to oversee these lapses and tackle these corrupt monsters that dont want a better Nigeria
Travel › Re: Top 10 Aviation Companies In Nigeria Driving Executive And Charter Air Travel by PattersonHR(m): 1:47pm On May 27
What about greenafrica
Health › Re: Naval Officer, WO Yusuf M.O Dies While Serving Punishment From Her Superior by PattersonHR(m): 8:00am On May 27
The WO isn't part of her name pls, it's her rank. What kind of mumu writing is this
Politics › Re: APC 2027 Presidential Primary: Tinubu’s Vote By Geo-political Zone by PattersonHR(m): 7:26pm On May 25
Have u been sleeping all these while?
Gbadugbakun:
I thought only delegates vote in primaries. What's with the 10m votes?
Romance › Re: Lady In Tears As Her Ex-Boyfriend Gets Married by PattersonHR(m): 5:22pm On May 25
Go back and read the post again
nairalanda1:
FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE. FAKE.

And if anyone tells me otherwise, you have never been in love.
Anybody who has been really in love would be so morose that they won't even want to even go online, talkless of post video online.
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 3:33pm On May 25
Or isnt it same road that'll deliver goods and services to him? Omo Nigerian youths truly have a long way to go
goslowgoslow:
What a childish comments! Right now are you not riding on other roads despite the cost of petrol and others that you mentioned? Is the cost of petrol to ride on that road going to be different?
When the construction finishes don't ride on it nobody beg you. Very myopic set of people.
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 3:29pm On May 25
Thats exactly the reason for this argument "the coastal highway" it's tangible enough. Now my airtime pls grin
JealousCobra:
Just mention one tangible achievement of tinubu , I will send you an airtime now
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 2:08pm On May 25
No mind that efulefu weh quote me, person weh never enter Lagos bus before talk more coming to the island deh follow me cap
Lithiumite:
Bro I feel you 100.......i am into logistics and I know what a blessing the coastal road has been and has positively affected my business in that axis with quicker turn around time and lesser running cost......bros remember that before yoi would take 2 hrs to drive from vi to ajah but now the lekki epe exp way is now far less congested and you can do that same journey in 15 to 20mins even during peak hours.

Let me burst your brain further,do you know if the coastal Rd is completed you can do lagos to PH round-trip same day each 4 hrs,just imagine how great that will be to the economy of the south,new developments in industries and real estates,cheaper cost of transportation,new economic hubs......and you expect me to vote an obi that says roads arent important to development.
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 2:06pm On May 25
I deh count positive things of the administration, you're dere telling me about centuries ago. Nor be u come deh embarrass ur ancestors grin angry
JealousCobra:
Stop embarrassing your ancestors nah
Tinubu has done wat past administration didn't so we shouldn't applaud him? Bitterness nor go kill some of ona
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 1:55pm On May 25
I guess Tinubu was ur president centuries back?
JealousCobra:
Are you suppose amaze on what should have being done to you some centuries back?
Travel › Re: Video Of A Section Of The Trans-sahara Superhighway by PattersonHR(m): 1:05pm On May 25
The administration has really tried in infrastructure, like the Lagos section of the coastal highway has drastically reduced traffic on the lekki-epe corridors. Now I don't have to wake 5@m in order to get to ikoyi from ajah at 8@m. If you live along this axis you'll truly understand what I'm talking
Health › Re: Anambra Launches Long-Acting Injectable For HIV Prevention by PattersonHR(m): 9:57am On May 24
Why are u waiting for the white man?
Freshtruth:
HIV na child play when it comes to cancer

Bro up till now the white can not find a cure for HIV and cancer

Since I was born been hearing of both sickness but no cure
So what is the encessnce of been a scientist what is the use of drugs and operations?

Some body discovered electricity, somebody discover cars and so on

Why is it taking 100 of years to look for a drugs that can cure cancer and hiv

Elon musk's is the only human fighting to make a difference
Christianity Etc › Re: Reconnecting With Faith: Sharing Your Story by PattersonHR(m): 8:52am On May 24
Ok thanks, next pls. Happy sunday guys
Crime › Re: Police Officer Slaps A Baby To Death In Anambra by PattersonHR(m): 11:21pm On May 23
Read again, this time slowly
SirCloudControl:
I am unable to process this information.
Can a grown-up adult slap a baby?
Romance › Re: I Cleaned My Girlfriend’s House And Instantly Wanted To Break Up by PattersonHR(m): 11:15pm On May 23
My thoughts exactly grin
doctore212:
In all this, my problem is that u still dey knack her.

If she cant keep her house clean, then can she wash her panties or bra. Not to talk of kpekus headquarters.

My brother, you dey try.
Romance › Re: I Cleaned My Girlfriend’s House And Instantly Wanted To Break Up by PattersonHR(m): 11:12pm On May 23
E nor tire u bros? grin
Dzzzz:
Abeg no vex ooo cause I wan grasp wetin you talk”You cleaned your gfs room”?..
Family › Re: Cctv Camera Captured Housemaid Urinating & Defecating In The Kitchen Of Her Boss by PattersonHR(m): 10:09pm On May 22
I don't think he/she does know the meaning grin
Nwaikpe:
Do you even know what "filthy lucre" means, or are you just feeling like using big words?

grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Lagos Billionaire In Menstrual Pad Scandal; Girlfriend Flees Abroad by PattersonHR(m): 5:31pm On May 22
Guess u didn't read well
writetopoker:
so she is saying she is a rlationship and went ahead to leave vital original documents in the house.
A relationship that is not a marriage, some of this online stories are junk and fake
Business › Re: Otedola To Invest $100m In Dangote Refinery by PattersonHR(m): 10:52pm On May 20
Where him get that him exchange rate from grin
Precious201010:
it's more than that... Dollar is above 1,000 Naira, a million dollars is above 1 billion Naira, so 100 million dollars is more than 100 billion Naira.

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