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Firstly I can't lap anybody above the age of 5, except a woman I'm romantically involved with,
Secondly, I wud never at my age agree to sit on the laps of a fellow man, I don't even like body contacts with men. I see men holding hand and it irritates me highest na handshake finish! In those days if me and my guy wan enter bus and there's only one sit left I go hang like conductor till the next available sit comes.

Bro if you sit side by side with my boss and engulfed in a discussion e go deh tap ur laps as e deh talk. Leave mischievous pple, even if he's a queer man, wud he be stupid enough ?

shegztech:
In my opinion i think the man was trying to be caring and in the process "forgot himself". He wouldnt be that foolish to intentionally do that because THE PRESS was there. There were cameras everywhere. He simply forgot himself. If you look at his countenance, his attention had gone far. Like he was unconsciously doing it. There are people like that who while gisting with you will BEAT YOU UP SEF. Now this is where training comes in. People should be mindful of things like this when talking to people. The world has changed. People read meanings to even good gesture. So you should be careful.

Oh, be like na fly the trucks deh fly. Nor be the same road deh use , my bad

chicfarmer:
Dem dey talk of shuttle bus, you dey talk of haulage.
Try talking to those that spent over 4 days on Benin - Asaba road and come back here to update us. Oga road no dey. Maintenance and replacement costs go frustrate you.

forgive me

At least my killers wud face the full wrath of the law no matter how long it wud take.Tupac comes to mind

WriteerNg:
More people die in America daily than in Nigeria.

Thats the more reason why it's a fat LIE! Adjusting for inflation,10m during Eno's "hustling" days would amount to more than 100m today! So tell me... Who's makes such money off bread and akara sales?

judewrites:
The economy was better that time the governor was selling hot akara....naira get value then no be now.

This is not true, I'm into truck haulage and I can tell you well that it's not true, what maintenance? Or u mean buying a "quarter to die" vehicle? Cuz you'll definitely die with it! , I think that's what you mean

chicfarmer:
The problem with transportation business be say, when maintenance expenses come e go wipe out all your savings and even put you for debt.

Na only u talk wetin get head for here. Who doesn't know suya meat is been sliced into thin pieces? Put it on a scale to know which is more!

motymop:
1k suya looks bigger than 1k raw meat but then again,when you weigh them, the 1k raw meat is actually heavier if you check it by kilogram

also from raw meat, you can get lot of pieces of suya.

it is the same logic as buying a tuber of yam and fried yam

1k fried yam might look heavier than 1k tuber of yam, when you weigh them, the tuber is more heavy, infact those that sell it make more money from the fried pieces than just selling 1 tuber of yam

Not 1m millionaire, we're talking multi-million here bro

stan4b:
All these motivational speakers sef.
Is it really that hard to be a millionaire
All these many long talks on top 750USD. IT'S WELL.

It's all fair in war

The matter nor tire u kwanu?🥴

chicfarmer:
I was hoping to see pictures of the honey depot only to see picture of person wey dey pose

Continue with wetin give u the 13m abeg, but first convert that money to dollars store in dorm accts or u tie it down in properties no leave am for naira oh! Else this time next yr that 13m go worth 7m

Next 60 to 100yrs for a man in his early 30s?

Tohsynetita1:
You have 13 million? Some people are just blessed with money without any iota of what can multiply such money.
That 13 million, no use am marry at all, if worse come to worse, and you don't know what to do eith it, go and buy acres on land in a reliable place, you can buy like 50 acres, plant cash crops and forget the rest, in next 60 to 100 yrs, you might not need to work again. Go plant cocoa, or plantain, pineapple, kola, rubberc ashew, coconut, sugar cane. Another investment you can do is go into importation and importation of goods or go into production.

They were both fooling themselves

Samantha125:
How do you stay in a seven years relationship without sex?🤔🤔🤔 Are you sure you guys were sexually attracted to each other?

That one na winch na

dmexy33:
Go broke and be dependent on your mother as an adult man and see how far. Recently I met a 29yrs old guy an old friend I asked him where he was heading to and he said wuse, he was going to trekk from apo to wuse on an empty stomach, I gave me money and he bursted out crying. He opened up to me and these were his exact words "if I ever make am for this life I no go help anybody for that family "
Apparently, he had gotten a job and he needed a referee and he asked his mom to sign for him and she refused, her reason being that long time ago the man disrespected her. She does anything possible to frustrate her male children.

Na death deh call u so...

Two days ago I reshared a status, that status sent me a notification on whoever clicked on it, I dont even know how that happened. Omo come see monitoring spirits na, even pple I totally forgot I knw sef

Send me an irrelevant message I go open am and ignore so you'll know outright that I ignored u. I no need to deh hide

Ezeama400:
. Peace is priceless.

Open and reply the relevant messages and ignore the irrelevant ones.
Some people know how to abuse social media by constantly texting without discussing anything meaningful.

Put it off so that if you read and ignore they won’t know feel offended.

The post says she was born may 2026

PattersonHR:
This cute chubby baby isn't up to a yr old, the mother pls?

You're 90% on point, now the remaining 10% goes to the talking part, if u observe, kids wo grow up amongst other older already talking kids tend to speak quicker

bigpicture001:
Me I believe children developmental stages are natural when it's time to sit...somehow u will find her sitting ,and same for crawling, standing, moving and eventually walking..

Same goes for mutter and eventually talking...

It's just a natural process!

Why rush it?

This cute chubby baby isn't up to a yr old, the mother pls?

Sheuns:
Place some soft clothing in the carton to pad up the sides and her back so she can be more comfortable.

Also don’t restrict her to just the carton. From your post she’s over a year old and should be crawling or trying to crawl from this age.

Put her on the floor to engage crawling.

What part of island are you ?

Even smoke from the fish and suya isn't good either

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
Aside from smoking fish or meat, there's no other form of smoking that's beneficial to the body.

Don't mention.

That's video screenshot not a photo

SmartMaster001:
So lovely.. Brother supporting brother.
The photographer did a poor job. See as pictures blurr

10b? U must be joking im a contractor and not to go into much details, there's an ongoing job for fubara somewhere in ikoyi. That land alone was bought for 7b. I stop here🤐

favor914:
Laughing stock indeed, he will leave power with no less than 10 billion Naira in kick backs, & assets, how much money has your familia hustled, & banked for u?

Crying more than the bereaved.

Which kind nonsense poll be this?

Peterobiisathie:
The case was uncovered at the Lao Bao International Border Gate, and a physical inspection found drugs concealed inside electric water heaters and electronic components used as disguises.



https://en.vietnamplus.vn/nigerian-national-arrested-in-cross-border-drug-trafficking-case-post350216.vnp

Ona fit still die young sha

Bishop4bella:
Exactly what I observed too

I no go mind sha oh

Katcall:
you go like labuku her?

I talk am say na tall lizzy be that, but she looks more beautiful

shadyLP:
Ha!
Tall Lizzy Don condemn Indecency work
But this gal tall sha

Election rigging machines

Sleekfingers:
As far as I am concerned, Lagos is more populated than Kano....
The population of all the states in the North are lies.....

U just said it

Esc2ctrl:
IT WASNT DESIGNED TO BE THIS WAY

THERE WAS FRIENDSHIP SOME TIME BACK, BUT WOMEN TOOK IT FOR GRANTED

WOMEN TAUGHT MEN THAT BEING FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS MEANT YOU WAS A FOOL

SADLY, SOCIETY IS NOW LIKE THIS

Is he short?

Pootle:
short people and envy are 5&6