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Sports / Was Letting De Gea Go A Big Mistake? by PattyMike(m): 11:32am On Nov 30, 2023
Onana was responsible for two goals arguably three in last night’s Match against Galatasaray. I am honestly tired of his howlers and make no mistake De gea also had howlers of his own, but onana inspires no confidence in his team mates and I think the pressure is too much for him. Being a Man United goalkeeper is no easy feat.

My opinion is Tenhag Should have kept David on a two year extension and sign probably a Costa good with his feets and hands and slowly introduce him to the starting line up. Changing the goalkeeper with the most clean sheets last season to me was a big mistake. Let me know your thoughts below.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by PattyMike(m): 3:41am On Nov 19, 2023
Hmm
Pets / Re: Solid Adult Female Boerboel For Sale by PattyMike(m): 4:03am On Nov 08, 2023
Still available? Has she been appraised?
Pets / Re: Pedigree Female Boerboel For New Home by PattyMike(m): 8:32am On Nov 07, 2023
Nah wah u no put price.
Travel / Re: My Bitter Sweet Experience At Cotonou, Benin Republic by PattyMike(m): 3:22am On Nov 07, 2023
maturemindsonly:


Everyone is wise, smart or intelligent or until it happens to them. I’m a fool, I agree, you might know more than me, I don’t dispute, but you don’t know everything I know..
Abeg when next u want to move make I know, make we plan am properly this time lol. Jan/Feb? Need to renew my passport first. mikepatetim(AT)gmail.com
Travel / Re: My Bitter Sweet Experience At Cotonou, Benin Republic by PattyMike(m): 3:15am On Nov 07, 2023
Reason I believe you is cus I actually went for a wedding around idi iroko this weekend with friends, before Ipokia. I nearly lost my mind, I drove and drove and drove. Immigration go flag me down I go match accelerator all go japa. I didn’t know I was approaching the border. No single filling station was functioning😂. From idi iroko I almost got to Owode coming back before I see fuel buy. Meanwhile I dey face that Owode-Atan road for night, tipper fell again as usual. I will NEVER drive there again, you try. 😂 Thank God for the captain black I was smoking while driving, na that one dey give me energy wey eyes clear. I don’t mind if I know it’s far, I’ll prepare for it but no wyn me say idi-iroko na just 5 minutes after Owode. Me and groom fight no be small.
Computers / Uk Used Available. Tell Me Ur Budget. by PattyMike(m): 8:45pm On Oct 16, 2023
These ones are for customers and out fr delivery tomorrow

HP Folio
Keyboard light
Core i5 processor
8GB RAM
1.5GB NVIDIA
4 hours battery backup
New arrivals super neat
160k

Dell
Keyboard light
Core i7 8th gen
16GB RAM
1.5GB NVIDIA
4 hours battery backup
210k

Tell me your budget and what you want, I’ll get it for you. 💯 guarantee.

Location abule egba
Phone: 08061448959
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬

Autos / Re: Nicely Used And Well Maintained 04 Toyota Sequoia (1.850m) by PattyMike(m): 9:20am On Jul 26, 2023
Since 2021?
Car Talk / Re: List Of Cars With Good Fuel Economy by PattyMike(m): 6:43am On Jul 26, 2023
OpulentP:
That's no issue now, na to dey drive ham twice a week and get small car with fuel economy join

I’m telling you. From the look of things, I go find money buy Honda bull dog take Dey German German this fuel rate.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 11:22am On Jul 25, 2023
Fashionable walking stick, with a sheathed blunt blade. Mount ur guide as u dey slay.😂😂
Only used once for my ceremony, asking price N8,000 not negotiable.

Imported Baby sitter for 3 months above, never used. Asking price N8,000 not negotiable but both can go for N15,000.
WhatsApp: ‪08149643976‬
Location: Toll gate Ota / Abule Egba.

Autos / Re: Bosch Brake Pads by PattyMike(m): 1:00am On Jul 25, 2023
Brake pads Acura MDX 08, how much?
Computers / Re: Getting A New Laptop? Read This! by PattyMike(m): 4:17pm On Jul 24, 2023
inikamoze:
I learnt newer AMD laptops are equally good as Intel laptops but you condemned it.

AMDs are just as good, at least better than CELERON. Especially high grades AMD processors e.g the Ryzen. This write up is based on MY opinion and minor research I did on the topic.

I would never condemn PCs of any kind except of cus CELERON which is a personal opinion of cus. But I would implore you to do a quick google research and see what “experts” suggests when choosing between Intel processors and an AMD. AMDs are not bad at all but when it’s about “extremely heavy use”, the Intel core is mostly preferable.

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Pets / Re: A Week Old Fantastic Blood Line Boerboel Puppies.,dock Tails Or Not? by PattyMike(m): 4:08pm On Jul 24, 2023
azraeljaheel:


Chief good afternoon
I sent you a mail ... Just hope you have seen it

Yes I don reply you.
Romance / Re: How Do I Satisfy My Sexual Urges Without Him? by PattyMike(m): 8:50am On Jul 24, 2023
Anyone who believes this profile is the person on dp is an ignorant individual who doesn’t know how nairaland works.

This is a full fledged man hustling 😂

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Computers / Re: Getting A New Laptop? Read This! by PattyMike(m): 8:18am On Jul 24, 2023
Oreoluwa5:
How much will it cost me to get a neatly used HP 4gb ram Core i5 500gb memory laptop

Everything you need is there in the writeup
Autos / Re: Distress Sales Acura Mdx 05 Going For 1.3m To Owner Settle50k by PattyMike(m): 4:35pm On Jul 22, 2023
Boo3nity:


Kindly enlighten everyone else how a serious person should bargain?
I should agree to his price and pick up the item the way he wants so the likes of you who feel entitled to ANOTHER PERSON'S post can stroke your cock to satisfaction, right?
Until you have a counter offer to my bid and/or catch me in your post discussing car issues with you, do well to avoid me in your mention.

No problem sir. Sorry sir o. No need for aggression just take am easy.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 12:21pm On Jul 21, 2023
Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro for sale
8GB RAM
Intel Core i7 GHz 2.60
256GB SSD
Keyboard light
Windows 11
Touch screen
Durable battery 3-4 hours, Lenovo has good batteries.
Perfectly working
Neatness: 80%
Battery life: 80%
Boots from a portable external Drive, looks more like modem of sorts. To fix it internally costs 18k for 256GB SSD.
Location: Abule egba
WhatsApp: ‪08149643976‬
Asking price 90k slightly negotiable
Has a tiny single vertical LCD line but screen works perfectly.
This PC was brought directly from Uk, I have used for less than a month.
Pics of LCD line attached below.

Autos / Re: Distress Sales Acura Mdx 05 Going For 1.3m To Owner Settle50k by PattyMike(m): 9:19am On Jul 21, 2023
Kewtt:


Are you buying fuel for him? Just dey play

Still yet it doesn’t make sense. If you can’t afford fuel simply park ur car for house enter public transport. People should at least bargain properly. From the price he mentioned u can tell he’s not serious. U Dey shout fuel like say the MDX na fuel guzzler, meanwhile I drive an 08 version of this car so I know it’s actually economical on fuel for a v6.

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Autos / Re: Distress Sales Acura Mdx 05 Going For 1.3m To Owner Settle50k by PattyMike(m): 2:04am On Jul 21, 2023
Boo3nity:
#700k?
Call or whatsapp 08034043659 if interested.

People wicked o. 700k😂😂😂 not even 1m.
Autos / Re: VEHICLE INSPECTION: WE INSPECT THE CAR FOR YOU THOROUGHLY BEFORE MAKING PAYMENT by PattyMike(m): 2:38am On Jul 20, 2023
How much do you charge for inspection in Lagos? Gotta put info like this out here so people can compare and include it in budget.
Autos / Re: Show Me Any 700k Car I Will Buy It Tomorrow by PattyMike(m): 2:29am On Jul 20, 2023
700k car dey na. Honda baby boy, Toyota pencil light Camry, Honda bull dog, Golf etc, Acura 1999, Nissan atltima 2001 etc.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: US Embassy Job Recruitment (CLOSED) by PattyMike(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2023
Funny on their IG no announcement of this. After I sent your link to their support we replied my DM, they denied any involvement whatsoever. Person wey get that domain gats Dey careful lol, this people no Dey play at all.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 10:48am On Jul 18, 2023
Dell Latitude E6440
8GB RAM
256 SSD
Core i7
2.90GHZ frequency
NVIDIA 1GB
Keyboard light
Battery life 2-3 hours
Direct UK used
Location ikeja
Asking price 145k not negotiable.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬

Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 9:53am On Jul 18, 2023
KINGKONG:


Just tell us say you are tired of buying fuel for this car because this a fuel guzzling machine.....

Funny enough the fuel consumption might be on par with similar SUVs as na V6 engine. I’ve used a C-class Kompressor and driven a C240 V6. My own fear is the electrical parts, suspension etc. when he said engine perfect, I know benz rarely have serious engine issues. With minor amendments here and there it should be an excellent ride. If I decide to change my Acura na either ML or Honda Pilot. Highlander is just Corolla in disguise I’m sorry. 😂
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 6:06am On Jul 18, 2023
abidemidare:

I don't really understand u bro...

The price sir. Abi u wanted to write 13,000,000 😂

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Autos / Re: Quality Toyota/honda Engine Seat And Bushings by PattyMike(m): 5:28am On Jul 18, 2023
Try dey put the prices.
Autos / Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 4:24am On Jul 18, 2023
3M ke. U check am well bros?

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Computers / Re: Getting A New Laptop? Read This! by PattyMike(m): 6:50pm On Jul 17, 2023
router123:
U didn't mention USB ports functionality. I am having issues with the USB port of a naija used laptop I bought recently. Out of the 3 USB ports, 2only charge phones the 3rd that connects my printer and external HDD fail most often

Oh yes. USB port functionality. 👍🏾 Very often overlooked, just like speakers.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2023
Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro for sale
8GB RAM
Intel Core i7 GHz 2.60
256GB SSD
Keyboard light
Windows 11
Touch screen
Durable battery 3-4 hours, Lenovo have good batteries.
Perfectly working
Neatness: 80%
Battery life: 80%
Boots from a portable external Drive, looks more like modem of sorts. To fix it internally costs 18k for 256GB SSD.
Location: Abule egba
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Asking price 90k slightly negotiable
Has a tiny single vertical LCD line but screen works perfectly.
This PC was brought directly from Uk, I have used for less than 3 weeks.

Car Talk / Re: A Man Should Not Be Caught Driving These Cars by PattyMike(m): 2:20am On Jul 15, 2023
HeartlessMan:
RAV4
Sienna/Odyssey (only married men have a pass)
Benz GLK
Honda CRV
Toyota Matrix
Acura RDX
Acura MDX after 2006
Nissan XTerra before 2005
Any Kia
Mini Cooper
Range Rover Evoque
Infiniti FX35
Murano
Benz A class


Have a nice day.

Leggedis Benz nko

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Approached By A Gay Or Lesbian by PattyMike(m): 12:21am On Jul 13, 2023
IceColdVeins:
trash you just wrote
I’m masculine to the core

Actually it’s by taste. Some love masculine guys and some love the effeminate looks.

Mine was in secondary school. I was laying down in towel, the werey sat ok my ass and was massaging my back I say wale u Dey caring like this? Before I know I Dey feel something strong Dey press my yansh, my friend stand up before something do you.

Second time was on Facebook. This one said he wants me and he likes masculine guys, I ask the guy question tire use am satisfy my curiosity. His response changed how I view them, he said he wishes he could change his sexuality but he likes both men and women and he was born this way as queerness is one of nature’s diversities. The same way we dey lust and fall for pretty women is the same way they lust for men. Is just nature and we’re lucky to be in the traditional side of nature. I don’t detest gay people or hate them as long as they’re respectful and respect boundaries.
Unfortunately there are creeps amongst them, just as there are creeps among straight men pedophiles, rapists etc.

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