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Technology Market › Re: Iphone 11 Promax Cheap by PattyMike(m): 7:17am On Jun 14, 2023
200.
Phones › Re: Smile Mifi LT 300 For Sale by PattyMike(m): 6:58am On Jun 14, 2023
Make we swap, I have spectranet.

Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 5:56am On Jun 14, 2023
Available
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 2:30pm On Jun 09, 2023
GM. Still available
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 9:44am On Jun 08, 2023
GM
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 7:54pm On Jun 07, 2023
Available
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 9:22am On Jun 07, 2023
Good morning
Romance › Re: I Feel Terrible. You Won't Imagine What I Did At A Brothel Yesterday by PattyMike(m): 7:10am On Jun 07, 2023
cheesy :
ChildOfDoom:
i continued it on the romance section in r i b d o . c o m

Check their romance section for the complete post

God help me. My whole body in unease.. from throat to chest and abdomen since
You better be careful. Since you like Raw so much protect yourself properly, Clymdia Ghono syphilis small compared to the Ogbonge. Go to a clinic do HIV test if you’re negative start PREP regimen. Once you’re on a strict dosage, u can nack raw like dog up and down. U can never contact HIV sexually, infact condoms is 99.4% safe while PREP is 99.7% safer in preventing HIV. Sha keep money for constant treatment of other STDs since u no wan wise.
Romance › Re: I Feel Terrible. You Won't Imagine What I Did At A Brothel Yesterday by PattyMike(m): 7:05am On Jun 07, 2023
I don sabi this guy for years now. He never still change. From using customer money to gamble to different debts, I surprise they never sack you sef.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 2:40am On Jun 07, 2023
Vivo Ys1
2gb RAM
32GB internal storage
bought brand new
Never fixed anything or opened it
Location lagos
Price 30k nonnegotiable
Contact: WhatsApp ‪08149643976‬

Phones › Re: I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by PattyMike(m): 9:38pm On Jun 06, 2023
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Phones › Re: I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by PattyMike(m): 9:32pm On Jun 06, 2023
xcodedc:
i dont really know the distance from ikotun,and cost of transportation
With the way fuel cost, go come like 1500 plus o.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 6:29pm On Jun 06, 2023
iPhone 7 128GB

Bad battery and finger print not working
Location: Lagos
Price: 20k not negotiable
‪WhatsApp: 08149643976‬

Phones › Re: I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by PattyMike(m): 6:27pm On Jun 06, 2023
iPhone 7 128GB

Bad battery and finger print not working
Location: Lagos
Price: 20k non negotiable
‪WhatsApp: 08149643976‬

Phones › Re: I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by PattyMike(m): 2:23pm On Jun 06, 2023
xcodedc:
where is ur location in lagos
Abule egba
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 9:44am On Jun 06, 2023
E still dey
Crime › Re: Am Considering Money Ritual by PattyMike(m): 9:42am On Jun 06, 2023
A 30 plus year old “kid”, like I said a cohort of non-intellectuals.
Technology Market › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 6:17am On Jun 06, 2023
GM
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 6:16am On Jun 06, 2023
GM
Crime › Re: Am Considering Money Ritual by PattyMike(m): 2:37pm On Jun 05, 2023
Dicado:
Kikikikikikikiki

I should give you money to convert you when people are joining with their own hard earned money. You must be sick. Let me remind you, it's not a millionaires club if that's what you're thinking and by the way you must be paying dues ones you join.
Your response shows you’re not a member and u cannot be. You replied a civilized conversation with an insult. If this is how their members handle themselves then I’m sorry but it’s a cohort of non intellects. Don’t quote me again.
Crime › Re: Am Considering Money Ritual by PattyMike(m): 1:47pm On Jun 05, 2023
Dicado:
This is a masonic master talking with you. He's a joke. If you want to know, join one of our lodges. It's a gradual process. You can upgrade to illuminati if you want. Trust me, when I said he's doing a child's play magic or scam.
Give me 10 million naira and I will join. I bet you can’t, cus u never see that kind money before.
Crime › Re: Am Considering Money Ritual by PattyMike(m): 1:46pm On Jun 05, 2023
grin
BlackXabbath:
No be lie, hunger and frustration too much for this country.

I came back home from work this evening, mehn I no even dey see road because of hunger. Only people in my shoes can relate.
Hunger dey make person blind ni? I no fit laff abeg
Technology Market › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 12:32pm On Jun 05, 2023
Available
Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 11:03am On Jun 05, 2023
Available
Technology Market › Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by PattyMike(m): 11:02am On Jun 05, 2023
iPhone 7 128GB

Bad battery and finger print not working
Location: Lagos
Price: 20k non negotiable
WhatsApp: ‪08149643976‬

Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 6:16am On Jun 05, 2023
Good morning
Phones › Re: I Need A N25k - N35k Good Condition, Fairly Used Android Phone by PattyMike(m): 1:33am On Jun 05, 2023
Vivo Ys1
2gb RAM
32GB internal storage
bought brand new
Never fixed anything or opened it
Location lagos
Price 30k nonnegotiable
Contact: WhatsApp ‪+2348149643976‬

Buy it and have peace of mind

Phones › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 6:53pm On Jun 04, 2023
mamaafrik:
Does it have LAN port?
No, it does not.
Phones › Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op):
I just have to say this, don’t let this people keep scamming you. Know what you want and don’t be deterred.

You want to get a new laptop and you’re excited, scared a little but excited nonetheless. You’re a novice, amateur or just don’t know how to pick a good PC? FEAR NOT for thou is with you lol.
Follow these guidelines and it should workout pretty well.

*First off, ask yourself these:

1. What do I need it for?
School? Programming? Graphic work? Normal
Office day2day? High volume running multiple
softwares at the same time like video/music
production etc?
2. How long do I plan to use it? Are u someone that
can use a phone for 4/5 years or you’re someone
like me that gets bored quickly with toys and
wants something new.
3. Your budget? Know your budget and even if
heaven falls don’t spend more than 10% extra
outside your budget.

Now that’s out of the way, let’s clear a misconception before we continue.

*Mic Check* People! People!! Peopleeeeeeee! There’s nothing wrong in buying a Naija used or UK used PC as long as it is in excellent condition, except you want to use it for the next 7-10 years Mr Ancient of days. You say this laptop came out in 2012 it’s old and yet you’re driving Camry big daddy what is the difference sir?

*If you’re a student in Uni and you just want a basic PC, pls and pls start from Core i3 4GB RAM above, don’t buy Intel Duo core 2GB RAM and say u have laptop. U can get a decent and neat Naija used one for 50k above.

*If you’re a business man/office worker/Printer or need something to process payments at work etc, start with Core i5 processor minimum 4GB RAM and the good thing about RAM is that it’s upgradeable, processor frequency 2.00Ghz minimum. You can get a neat Naija used one for 60k above.

*You’re a DJ, video editor, music producer, gamer, programmer, Graphic designer, yahoo boy spammer hacker etc. You have no business with Core i3 and Core i5 yeye boy come and check Core i7/Core i9 minimum 8GB RAM laptops. If you’re lucky you can get a core i7 Naija used PC starting from 80k or less maybe from person wey need money and u need to double triple check it properly. From stores at ikeja at least 100k upwards.

*Now onto the next, where do I buy?
Option 1: Nairaland, U will get an Excellent PC but let’s be honest u will overpay bros make I no lie u will over pay haha Nairalanders whyyyyyyyyyy?

Option 2: Ji-ji, the good thing is even when you no get shishi you can still window shop. Use the filter button to select your specifications to see available options in ur budget.

Option 3: Ikeja Computer Village, make I no lie it’s cheaper here. But there is also the possibility they might sell u a shit computer with shit specs cus it looks cool and elegant, oga we want machine not fine fine color pink Laptop 🤦🏾‍♂️.

*Now how do I pick a good PC? For myself I use jiji, I just love the filters. I find a deal or a store in computer village to get from, I go there, thoroughly check the life of that Laptop😂😂😂 pay and leave. The only time I bought nonsense deal was out of loyalty, a friend helped me close a deal and I had to buy another PC from him even though I knew I was grossly overpaying. It was my way of settling him.

Before we move on, pls NEVER NEVER in your life BUY CELERON. Infact buy calculator instead of a CELERON processor PC, I don’t like AMD also nothing beats an Intel processor and I think M1 chips are of similar comparisons but not superior to Intel.

*Now unto the next phase, you have seen a laptop to buy, you found a deal and you are currently checking the laptop out, what should you look for to avoid buying rubbish?
1. Turn the laptop on, plug in the charger? It’s charging abi oya remove it back, don’t listen to them if they say plug it back. Also take note of the PC time and current battery percentage before u do anything. Make a mental note.
2. Turn on the wifi, connect your hotspot to the Laptop.
3. Click on the windows logo and type notepad, open notepad and type all the keys on the Laptop to make sure they’re working.
4. Feel free to open browser, go to YouTube and play ur favorite song. What you’ve done is checked the speakers, make sure there is no bursted speaker sound.
5. If there’s a Bluetooth, turn it on and connect to anything. Check if manycam or any Cam app or feature is installed, open it and turn on webcam. You’ve checked the webcam.
6. Observe how fast the mouse moves, touchpad sensitivity/insensitivity is important.
7. Browse as you like, go to different websites make notes of how fast the computer responds to each command.
8. Of course go to file explorer, u should see where it says disk drive that’s ur HDD/SSD. Right on any empty space there and click on properties you should see the Intel processor, RAM and processor frequency GHz to be sure it’s exactly what you saw in adverts.
9. Make sure windows is activated, click on the search bar in programs and type Display, it should say you are able to personalize display setting or please activate windows before you can personalize.
8. Windows OS doesn’t make much difference jare, windows 8, 10, 11 to me means nothing as long I can use all functionality.
9. Now that you’re checking the life of the PC, observe the temperature. Warm is normal, cool is better, hot like burning hot is a no no. The heat from some peoples laptop can boil egg.
10. Do as if you want to close the laptop, bring it 45 degrees forward. The screen no shake? Good one.

Lastly don’t let anyone discourage you that oh haaa it’s a 4th generation hmm haa don’t buy. It doesn’t matter much if that’s what you can afford, as long as you take care of it you will surely enjoy it don’t worry.
The first digit after the Core i7/i5/i3- is the generation. For example, Core i7-4566 means it’s a Core i7 4th generation computer etc. It’s not bad it’s still a machine and infact I currently use a Core i7 4th generation PC and it’s a MACHINE! I have seen shittier later generation PCs.

Now that you have check the life of the Laptop, kindly look back at the battery to see where it currently is, the battery used up was normal Abi. It’s good very good nice one.
Oya pay for ur PC, go home and enjoy!

But this stress is much o ontop laptop or I don’t even know how to check properly. Ehn if you can pay for my time no problem, we will go with you and check it for you before you pay. WhatsApp me: ‪08149643976‬

If you have questions or more to add pls go ahead with comments, add your experience and opinions
Technology Market › Re: Getting a new Laptop? Read this! by PattyMike(op): 4:14pm On Jun 04, 2023
Happy sunday
Technology Market › Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by PattyMike(m):
Barely use Spectranet MiFi 4G LTE
300mAh battery
Renewal data bonus of 27GB
Nano-sim
Spectranet service is not fast at our Atan Office Ota so we can’t use.
Price: 10k Slightly negotiable
Location: Abule Egba/Ikeja
Calling: 08110139588
WhatsApp: ‪08149643976‬

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 9:35am On Jun 04, 2023
Barely use Spectranet MiFi 4G LTE
300mAh battery
Renewal data bonus of 27GB
Nano-sim
Spectranet service is not fast at our Atan Office Ota so we can’t use.
Price: 18k Slightly negotiable
Location: Abule Egba/Ikeja
Calling: 08110139588
WhatsApp: ‪08149643976‬

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