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Autos › Re: VEHICLE INSPECTION: WE INSPECT THE CAR FOR YOU THOROUGHLY BEFORE MAKING PAYMENT by PattyMike(m): 2:38am On Jul 20, 2023
How much do you charge for inspection in Lagos? Gotta put info like this out here so people can compare and include it in budget.
Autos › Re: Show Me Any 700k Car I Will Buy It Tomorrow by PattyMike(m): 2:29am On Jul 20, 2023
700k car dey na. Honda baby boy, Toyota pencil light Camry, Honda bull dog, Golf etc, Acura 1999, Nissan atltima 2001 etc.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: US Embassy Job Recruitment (CLOSED) by PattyMike(m): 12:02pm On Jul 18, 2023
Funny on their IG no announcement of this. After I sent your link to their support we replied my DM, they denied any involvement whatsoever. Person wey get that domain gats Dey careful lol, this people no Dey play at all.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 10:48am On Jul 18, 2023
Dell Latitude E6440
8GB RAM
256 SSD
Core i7
2.90GHZ frequency
NVIDIA 1GB
Keyboard light
Battery life 2-3 hours
Direct UK used
Location ikeja
Asking price 145k not negotiable.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬

Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 9:53am On Jul 18, 2023
KINGKONG:
Just tell us say you are tired of buying fuel for this car because this a fuel guzzling machine.....
Funny enough the fuel consumption might be on par with similar SUVs as na V6 engine. I’ve used a C-class Kompressor and driven a C240 V6. My own fear is the electrical parts, suspension etc. when he said engine perfect, I know benz rarely have serious engine issues. With minor amendments here and there it should be an excellent ride. If I decide to change my Acura na either ML or Honda Pilot. Highlander is just Corolla in disguise I’m sorry. 😂
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 6:06am On Jul 18, 2023
abidemidare:
I don't really understand u bro...
The price sir. Abi u wanted to write 13,000,000 😂
Autos › Re: Quality Toyota/honda Engine Seat And Bushings by PattyMike(m): 5:28am On Jul 18, 2023
Try dey put the prices.
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2012 Mercedes-benz GL550 N3,300,000 by PattyMike(m): 4:24am On Jul 18, 2023
3M ke. U check am well bros?
Computers › Re: Getting A New Laptop? Read This! by PattyMike(op): 6:50pm On Jul 17, 2023
router123:
U didn't mention USB ports functionality. I am having issues with the USB port of a naija used laptop I bought recently. Out of the 3 USB ports, 2only charge phones the 3rd that connects my printer and external HDD fail most often
Oh yes. USB port functionality. 👍🏾 Very often overlooked, just like speakers.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2023
Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro for sale
8GB RAM
Intel Core i7 GHz 2.60
256GB SSD
Keyboard light
Windows 11
Touch screen
Durable battery 3-4 hours, Lenovo have good batteries.
Perfectly working
Neatness: 80%
Battery life: 80%
Boots from a portable external Drive, looks more like modem of sorts. To fix it internally costs 18k for 256GB SSD.
Location: Abule egba
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Asking price 90k slightly negotiable
Has a tiny single vertical LCD line but screen works perfectly.
This PC was brought directly from Uk, I have used for less than 3 weeks.

Car Talk › Re: A Man Should Not Be Caught Driving These Cars by PattyMike(m): 2:20am On Jul 15, 2023
HeartlessMan:
RAV4
Sienna/Odyssey (only married men have a pass)
Benz GLK
Honda CRV
Toyota Matrix
Acura RDX
Acura MDX after 2006
Nissan XTerra before 2005
Any Kia
Mini Cooper
Range Rover Evoque
Infiniti FX35
Murano
Benz A class


Have a nice day.
Leggedis Benz nko
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Approached By A Gay Or Lesbian by PattyMike(m): 12:21am On Jul 13, 2023
IceColdVeins:
trash you just wrote
I’m masculine to the core
Actually it’s by taste. Some love masculine guys and some love the effeminate looks.

Mine was in secondary school. I was laying down in towel, the werey sat ok my ass and was massaging my back I say wale u Dey caring like this? Before I know I Dey feel something strong Dey press my yansh, my friend stand up before something do you.

Second time was on Facebook. This one said he wants me and he likes masculine guys, I ask the guy question tire use am satisfy my curiosity. His response changed how I view them, he said he wishes he could change his sexuality but he likes both men and women and he was born this way as queerness is one of nature’s diversities. The same way we dey lust and fall for pretty women is the same way they lust for men. Is just nature and we’re lucky to be in the traditional side of nature. I don’t detest gay people or hate them as long as they’re respectful and respect boundaries.
Unfortunately there are creeps amongst them, just as there are creeps among straight men pedophiles, rapists etc.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 5:42am On Jul 12, 2023
Gentledizzle:
Funny enough you will still see someone buy it because of the name.. lol
😂
Career › Re: The Diary of a Cheap labourer (Daily Bread) by PattyMike(m): 5:39am On Jul 12, 2023
budaatum:
“Compassion motivates me to do what I do, but I do not have compassion for those who have no compassion for themselves”.

Good morning.
Azraeljaheel, mehn Daniel. I no know wetin I wan talk again pass wetin I quote from buda. I remember vividly I told you to leave that vicinity. That axis na like bondage for ur life, I saw some of the emails, I did not know when u got the bus but u said u need to fix it. I was actually happy u we’re doing well for certain periods but I no go lie na misplaced priorities do you.
Now back again to square one but e be like na tough love u need, that’s why I did what? I give u chance make u burn yourself so you can learn and grow.
If u continue at this pace bobo u fit later wako cus na so e dey start o.

Now u might say I have no where else to go. Well, u were somewhere before u got here. You didn’t know anybody when u got here. U need proper mending as you dey so make u for Dey reason normal again.

Do u know in lag, water factory drivers are paid 60-70 or more monthly? U fit even Dey manage for the factory sleep that first month, fix ur bus, work for extra few months take gather change rent room for lag. U can’t get this opportunities like this in faraway land. For Lagos I promise u in 4-6 months with proper planning u sef no go believe the changes.

Now I go tell u why I free u make u live life.
God so good there were a few breakthrough, you had my email did you send an email? No.
Did u tell me bro I saved 10k 20k, what do u think is the right step make we reason together? Two heads are better than one. You did not.
You always message when e don worst, Sapa wey u don overcome already, na just proper planning and making difficult decisions remain. Fiam we no see/hear from u again. You met my mom now that day, she still ask of you. I said you’re doing better now u have a small bus blah blah that’s generating income unlike before, my wife the same thing.
Now I am on Nairaland and check ur diary only to be saddened that you’re back in this state. It’s not like I’m one rich man, me sef dey rough am of which you know. Still yet I said If anything bother u make u reach out. My time is valuable to me, valuable than any amount I can give you. Money I can make back but time is gone forever, u won’t get it back.
Reason am well bobo make u know wetin wan sup.
Computers › Getting A New Laptop? Read This! by PattyMike(op): 2:29am On Jul 12, 2023
Announcement ooo:

I just have to say this, don’t let this people keep scamming you. Know what you want and don’t be deterred.

You want to get a new laptop and you’re excited, scared a little but excited nonetheless. You’re a novice, amateur or just don’t know how to pick a good PC? FEAR NOT for thou is with you lol.
Follow these guidelines and it should workout pretty well.

*First off, ask yourself these:

1. What do I need it for?
School? Programming? Graphic work? Normal
Office day2day? High volume running multiple
softwares at the same time like video/music
production etc?
2. How long do I plan to use it? Are u someone that
can use a phone for 4/5 years or you’re someone
like me that gets bored quickly with toys and
wants something new.
3. Your budget? Know your budget and even if
heaven falls don’t spend more than 10% extra
outside your budget.

Now that’s out of the way, let’s clear a misconception before we continue.

*Mic Check* People! People!! Peopleeeeeeee! There’s nothing wrong in buying a Naija used or UK used PC as long as it is in excellent condition, except you want to use it for the next 7-10 years Mr Ancient of days. You say this laptop came out in 2012 it’s old and yet you’re driving Camry big daddy what is the difference sir?

*If you’re a student in Uni and you just want a basic PC, pls and pls start from Core i3 4GB RAM above, don’t buy Intel Duo core 2GB RAM and say u have laptop. U can get a decent and neat Naija used one for 50k above.

*If you’re a business man/office worker/Printer or need something to process payments at work etc, start with Core i5 processor minimum 4GB RAM and the good thing about RAM is that it’s upgradeable, processor frequency 2.00Ghz minimum. You can get a neat Naija used one for 60k above.

*You’re a DJ, video editor, music producer, gamer, programmer, Graphic designer, yahoo boy spammer hacker etc. You have no business with Core i3 and Core i5 yeye boy come and check Core i7/Core i9 minimum 8GB RAM laptops. If you’re lucky you can get a core i7 Naija used PC starting from 80k or less maybe from person wey need money and u need to double triple check it properly. From stores at ikeja at least 100k upwards.

*Now onto the next, where do I buy?
Option 1: Nairaland, U will get an Excellent PC but let’s be honest u will overpay bros make I no lie u will over pay haha Nairalanders whyyyyyyyyyy?

Option 2: Ji-ji, the good thing is even when you no get shishi you can still window shop. Use the filter button to select your specifications to see available options in ur budget.

Option 3: Ikeja Computer Village, make I no lie it’s cheaper here. But there is also the possibility they might sell u a shit computer with shit specs cus it looks cool and elegant, oga we want machine not fine fine color pink Laptop 🤦🏾‍♂️.

*Now how do I pick a good PC? For myself I use jiji, I just love the filters. I find a deal or a store in computer village to get from, I go there, thoroughly check the life of that Laptop😂😂😂 pay and leave. The only time I bought nonsense deal was out of loyalty, a friend helped me close a deal and I had to buy another PC from him even though I knew I was grossly overpaying. It was my way of settling him.

Before we move on, pls NEVER NEVER in your life BUY CELERON. Infact buy calculator instead of a CELERON processor PC, I don’t like AMD also nothing beats an Intel processor and I think M1 chips are of similar comparisons but not superior to Intel.

*Now unto the next phase, you have seen a laptop to buy, you found a deal and you are currently checking the laptop out, what should you look for to avoid buying rubbish?
1. Turn the laptop on, plug in the charger? It’s charging abi oya remove it back, don’t listen to them if they say plug it back. Also take note of the PC time and current battery percentage before u do anything. Make a mental note.
2. Turn on the wifi, connect your hotspot to the Laptop.
3. Click on the windows logo and type notepad, open notepad and type all the keys on the Laptop to make sure they’re working.
4. Feel free to open browser, go to YouTube and play ur favorite song. What you’ve done is checked the speakers, make sure there is no bursted speaker sound.
5. If there’s a Bluetooth, turn it on and connect to anything. Check if manycam or any Cam app or feature is installed, open it and turn on webcam. You’ve checked the webcam.
6. Observe how fast the mouse moves, touchpad sensitivity/insensitivity is important.
7. Browse as you like, go to different websites make notes of how fast the computer responds to each command.
8. Of course go to file explorer, u should see where it says disk drive that’s ur HDD/SSD. Right on any empty space there and click on properties you should see the Intel processor, RAM and processor frequency GHz to be sure it’s exactly what you saw in adverts.
9. Make sure windows is activated, click on the search bar in programs and type Display, it should say you are able to personalize display setting or please activate windows before you can personalize.
8. Windows OS doesn’t make much difference jare, windows 8, 10, 11 to me means nothing as long I can use all functionality.
9. Now that you’re checking the life of the PC, observe the temperature. Warm is normal, cool is better, hot like burning hot is a no no. The heat from some peoples laptop can boil egg.
10. Do as if you want to close the laptop, bring it 45 degrees forward. The screen no shake? Good one.

Lastly don’t let anyone discourage you that oh haaa it’s a 4th generation hmm haa don’t buy. It doesn’t matter much if that’s what you can afford, as long as you take care of it you will surely enjoy it don’t worry.
The first digit after the Core i7/i5/i3- is the generation. For example, Core i7-4566 means it’s a Core i7 4th generation computer etc. It’s not bad it’s still a machine and infact I currently use a Core i7 4th generation PC and it’s a MACHINE! I have seen shittier later generation PCs.

Now that you have check the life of the Laptop, kindly look back at the battery to see where it currently is, the battery used up was normal Abi. It’s good very good nice one.
Oya pay for ur PC, go home and enjoy!

But this stress is much o ontop laptop or I don’t even know how to check properly. Ehn if you can pay for my time no problem, we will go with you and check it for you before you pay. WhatsApp me: ‪08149643976‬

If you have questions or more to add pls go ahead with comments, add your experience and opinions


*Next post will be maintenance tips for your PC, stay tuned.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 12:43am On Jul 12, 2023
Seunisco:
2019 MacBook Pro
Specs: 13 inches
Processor- 1.4ghz quad-core intel core i5
Memory- 8GB 256G

Reason for sale- want to get liquid cash.

Delivery within Ibadan is free.
Cost- 390,000naira(negotiable)
It was bought 480,000 naira(proof is in the receipt)

It only comes with the charger head.

WhatsApp- 09.124263967
People sha. U buy Core i5 8GB RAM 1.4GHz for 480k because of Apple logo and the kpali? Mbanu. U sure say na 1.4Ghz sha, cus that’s ridiculously low or did u partition it? (install windows). I can’t blame u cos I made a similar mistake. My own worse I bought MacBook Pro 2020 for 600k Core i5 8GB RAM 2.6GHz processor frequency, after I installed windows it became 4GB/4GB 1.3GHz/1.3GHz. With 480k u for buy PC with helicopter😂 sef wey get mad specs bro, e Dey pain me.🤦🏾‍♂️

For Apple PC users when it’s time to sell it for something higher, that’s when u will know what u bought is bag of beans. If you sell for 60-70% what u paid then you’re lucky.
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 9:58pm On Jul 10, 2023
How much is Motherboard for MSI GE72 Apache.

It won’t boot. E go dey load and then just stop at a point. Turn off and try again it’s the same thing, was told it’s motherboard. Will it be crazy expensive to fix or make I just sell am as scrap😂😂😂
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 4:52pm On Jul 10, 2023
Lenovo Yoga 2 Pro for sale
8GB RAM
Intel Core i7 GHz 2.60
256GB SSD
Keyboard light
Windows 11
Touch screen
Durable battery 3-4 hours, Lenovo have good batteries.
Perfectly working
Neatness: 80%
Battery life: 80%
Boots from a portable external Drive, looks more like modem of sorts
Location: Abule egba
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Asking price 110k slightly negotiable
This PC was brought directly from Uk, I have used for less than 3 weeks.

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 11:52pm On Jul 09, 2023
fijiano202:
how long have you being using it….size and how long is the battery
Normal size. It’s a PSP 1000. Battery is about 4-5 hours of constant gaming.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 2:09pm On Jul 09, 2023
decub:
I tried to reach you on phone but the line is switched off.

Can you drop the brand and model number (not the Lenovo).
It’s sold boss
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 12:35pm On Jul 09, 2023
decub:
Is that a Lenovo?
No but I have a Lenovo tho
Culture › Re: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by PattyMike(m): 12:47am On Jul 09, 2023
Yoruba and Ibibio fluently.
Technology Market › Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by PattyMike(m): 1:55pm On Jul 08, 2023
Portable PlayStation 1000 with about 22 games on it. PES, Winning Eleven, Mortal Kombat, Adventure games, car race etc. Working perfectly and slightly negotiable please, I bought it brand new.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Location: Ota
Price is 20k slightly negotiable
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 1:37pm On Jul 08, 2023
Portable PlayStation 1000 with about 22 games on it. PES, Winning Eleven, Mortal Kombat, Adventure games, car race etc. Working perfectly and slightly negotiable please, I bought it brand new.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Location: Ota
Price is 20k slightly negotiable

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 1:36pm On Jul 08, 2023
Portable PlayStation 1000 with about 22 games on it. PES, Winning Eleven, Mortal Kombat, Adventure games, car race etc. Working perfectly and slightly negotiable please, I bought it brand new.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Location: Ota
Price is 20k slightly negotiable

Technology Market › Re: Post Your Scrap/dead/faulty Phones For Sale Here by PattyMike(m): 12:18am On Jul 08, 2023
[quote author=ojonugba2014 post=124282025][/quote]WhatsApp if u serious
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by PattyMike(m): 10:39am On Jul 05, 2023
Portable PlayStation 1000 with about 22 games on it. PES, Winning Eleven, Mortal Kombat, Adventure games, car race etc. Working perfectly and slightly negotiable please, I bought it brand new.
WhatsApp: ‪+234 814 964 3976‬
Location: abule egba
Price: 23k Slighty negotiable.

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 10:45am On Jul 04, 2023
Pls how much is Hp Pavilion 15 battery. Pics attached
It won’t turn on until I plug to light.

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 1:54am On Jul 04, 2023
chuksvoice:
Yeah, it can be done. Contact me on 08038294998 to get it done
How much first boss
Computers › Re: Things To Check When Buying A PC by PattyMike(m): 1:11am On Jul 04, 2023
Type all the keys check speaker connect ur wifi unplug the charger and use it while monitoring how the battery drains. To check the speaker connect ur hot spot, open browser and open YouTube then play a video. From the home page right click and hit properties to confirm the RAM and processor. Also check for lines on the screen and you’re good to go meanwhile you’re monitoring the heat from the PC
Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by PattyMike(m): 12:43am On Jul 04, 2023
Can I install windows on a MacBook Pro 2010 OS High sierra and how much will it cost me?
Romance › Re: My Life As A Cultist by PattyMike(m): 12:31am On Jul 04, 2023
Meritjoshua:
don't mind my OTs... haffa you dey play one four seven?
Wetin concern u if I Dey smoke St Morris or not and I no believe say u be anything, be careful make u no put urself for problem.

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