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Adaeze003:
Heheheheheheheheheh... confused lot

They scream on NL that they want "experienced" Women on bed and still come to ask how many is too much... or where do you want her to get the experience from??

And they say we don't know what we want.. Hehehehehehehehehehe

Oh... and how do you plan to find out how many she slept with is there a vago-meter I don't know about?

must she sleep wit 30 men before she can gather experience?

faithfuldon7:
Ur daughter is an example for adults.

such a wonderful and unique child,she was be a blessing to her generation.

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I have not.....until mad people stop trekking

Never hate those people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy, because they are the ones who think you are amazing.


God doesn't give you the people you want, he gives you the people you need.

firstEVA:
My God, how did this very pretty lady marry I go die who cannot make a complete sentence in simple and correct English?

somebody like u will do more than that; some women ehee.....Their way tire me

ionsman:
Yeye people. ..They had better leave the road. I was driving an army green ford truck along tv road(benin city) today. They wanted to stop me but it seems they had a rethink feeling the vehicle was for an army officer . They just cleared from the way and it was so funny.
God punish devil....

lol......guy u bad ooooo

What does the last two digits of your phone number say about you?

mine says loyal and faithful, 27

Yours?

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1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

Rose2014:

Me n u will trek together

I will join u guys lol I will equally extend mind to sambia forest

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

seconded!!! And the mat front of ur house. Lol

I don't buy this idea,cos the money will be misuse by cabal and also someone from d cabal will buy it.

Why do girls find it VERY difficult to SPEND on their Men?

Ladies ! How often do you spend on your man?How much is the highest amount you have ever spent on him?

If U earn more on your BF,would u still want him to spend more on you than U do on him?

Guys ! What's the highest amount your GF ever spent on you?

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”People who listened to me did not kill anyone” – Zulu king denies igniting xenophobic attacks


Zulu King, Goodwill Zwelithini while speaking at an anti-xenophobia imbizo at the Moses Mabhida Stadium in Durban, denied that he ignited the xenophobic violence in South Africa.

During the gathering, which had 10, 000 people and 300 traditional leaders in attendance, the head of the Zulu nation stated that his people are peaceful and he has called on them to protect foreigners in KwaZulu-Natal.

“Coming to why I called this Imbizo, what is important, that I need to highlight is that this Imbizo is not that the Zulu King sparked what happened. It is for me to let people know that we should stop what is happening. It has made me happy that the South African government agrees with me that there is a Third Force that we need to be dealing with, or fighting.”

“This violence directed at our brothers and sister is shameful. I’m certain that the people who were listening to my speech (last month), understand Zulu well and did not need interpretation.”

“When you look at South Africa, it is doing what it was cautioned not to do, from the reports that I have mentioned.”

“Even today I am asking those in the media to police my speech in Pongolo, the whole speech, and not pick and choose what they publish in order for people to know what I said, where my words come from.”

“A lot of people who listened to me in Pongolo have not killed anyone. Nor have we heard that Pongolo is burning. People should protect people wherever they are, regardless of whichever town or city they are in.”

“We are a nation that loves peace and even though there have been poking at us, we have to keep peace, because we know what war means. The war that I am waging is for us to protect every foreigner in this country, regardless of which country they come from.”

King Goodwill Zwelithini added that he has written two letters to the South African Human Rights Commission regarding his comments on foreigners, made in Pongolo, KwaZulu-Natal in March 2015.

mcquin:
If he dare trek PASS PDP secretariat, na die for am.

God bless covenant keepers.

God bless Buhari the people's General.

God bless Nigeria.

lol

omenka:
I love it more than you do.

good one

Finally,d Dg has fallen (impeached). It unfortunate for such thing to happen in Enugu in south east zone.

Tell them