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bettercreature:
A twitter user shared the pictures with the caption:

"No long convoy, no siren! May your reign last long Mr President "


"
GCFR President Muhammadu Buhari exiting the National Mosque after Jummat prayer. No long convoy, no siren!"



Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/R_ELL/status/609358554257035264

Rumpelstiltskin:
Yes OP, it is very advisable.....

January this year, I was with Chevron....

February, I moved to Shell....

I just had to transfer to ExxonMobil in March.....
Shell nd Exxonmobil who pays more?
Then NNPC offered me a job in April and I accepted.....

I couldn't cope at NNPC, so I did a transfer of service to PTDF in May.....

Well, I had no schedule of duty at PTDF, so I was rightsized to DPR this June......

I just had a clash with the Executive Director yesterday, so I might run to PPMC next month.
PTDF,DPF nd PPMC re departments in NNPC.
OP, are u a frog or kangaroo that is hopping around?

Tallesty1:
You won't want understand this OP clearly if don't have account in First Bank. I dunno who selects their women for them. 90% of them look alike and have thesame attitude. I met one wearing a weather man's glasses one day to ask for something and she snubbbed the hell outta me.

First and second greetings didn't get any response so, same thing happened when I asked her the question. She was busy staring at the computer screen as if I was invisible to her.

dealslip:
Baba when you travel Saraki and Dogara were fighting everyone. Saraki gossiped about APC with PDP. He also called Prof Yim a common commissioner.

dickrider:
SHE GO LIKE BIG DICK NO BE SMALL SEE HER MOUTH GOOD FOR BJ

chowlade:
Do it back to him. dont let him have a clue dat u did it

mulattoclaro:
I know. Maybe it's just the Nigerian gene in me not wanting a woman to earn higher than myself.

fnep2smooth:
Some say it brings bad luck
Some guys get irritated when they see it.
Some don't like it at all.

But I believe that there is more to it than what I just listed.

but when she is on her P.......... try to make her happy cos no be small thing them de pass through, most especially those ones way they complain of pain for their belle

That's the time they need you most

Aitee1:
What's all these trekking madness doing on fp

osile2012:
A young man has been dating this lady for about 2 years,They both have jobs, and get along well. The guy decides to take the relationship to the next level(Marriage). He calls his mother and tells her he will come to show her his wife to be. They traveled about 3 hrs to get there.

They got to the mans family house, she greeted the mans mother very well and everyone was happy. As the conversation went on, the mother inlaw went to the kitchen, came out and asked the girl where will she eat? in the parlour of dinning table? The young girl innocently said, "No ma, dont bother i am not hungry" . She said ok and brought pounded yam and soup for the man and he ate .

Conversation went on normally and they slept and traveled the next day.When he got back to base, called the mother and told her he had arrived. The mother said thank GOD, but what she wants to tell him is that, it is over her dead body that he will marry that girl that refused her food. He said all attempts to explain that they ate before getting there fell on deaf ears.

She said he has to choose between her and that girl.

I discussed this with some mothers, and they all said they would have done the same. No who is right and who is wrong ? Whose side are you on? the Lady or the mans mother.?

If you were the guy, what would you do? Marry her without your mothers blessing or find someone else ?

osile2012:
A young man has been dating this lady for about 2 years,They both have jobs, and get along well. The guy decides to take the relationship to the next level(Marriage). He calls his mother and tells her he will come to show her his wife to be. They traveled about 3 hrs to get there.

They got to the mans family house, she greeted the mans mother very well and everyone was happy. As the conversation went on, the mother inlaw went to the kitchen, came out and asked the girl where will she eat? in the parlour of dinning table? The young girl innocently said, "No ma, dont bother i am not hungry" . She said ok and brought pounded yam and soup for the man and he ate .

Conversation went on normally and they slept and traveled the next day.When he got back to base, called the mother and told her he had arrived. The mother said thank GOD, but what she wants to tell him is that, it is over her dead body that he will marry that girl that refused her food. He said all attempts to explain that they ate before getting there fell on deaf ears.

She said he has to choose between her and that girl.

I discussed this with some mothers, and they all said they would have done the same. No who is right and who is wrong ? Whose side are you on? the Lady or the mans mother.?

If you were the guy, what would you do? Marry her without your mothers blessing or find someone else ?

softysparky:
What kind of yeye test is this one naa, dats how people end up eating stuffs they are allergic to simply because they don't want to offend mama.

Thank God my mum is not petty, if you don't want food she will just offer you drink or give you something to take home.

Nneka123:
Using the fake British accent

Lying about having no other girl in their life

africanusvu:
Kill her and marry another,simple

yahayya1a:
1)first of all, i resemble no one
2)secondly,the pregnancy shouldn't be aborted, let them deliver them.. who knows, may be Sheka's grandson will rule the nation one day
3)and thirdly, i don't know what YAHOO BOYS is or are!