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just too bad....hope a appropriate agency locate her n assist her

Ghostrye:
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside.
To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish.
Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped.
I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down.
I promise to inform you before it ever happens again.


paulolee
mosdii

lolz....it do happens sometimes especially when a gee loses focus dt easily...
you acknowledge ur sins n confessed them....go n sin no more my gee n continue to spread d gospel of redpillz...

it depends...av seen both do multitasking so many times but I do see more of men this days..
a friend of mine in skul is a perfect example...he do attends classes like us, after class he controls a pos center during d day n his sister helps till he returns from class and he stills fries akara n chicken at nites for nite crawlers during evening...
still don't know whats giving him the strength to do these stuffs each day n he only relax on Sundays..
he is d first n only son with 2 siblings n his parents her late n he do sponsor himself In skul with d business funded by his church..
each time life is hitting me badly, I jus remember Samuel version of life n I stay motivated...
I do assist him academically n financially whenever he comes to me bcoz d gee don too try, currently his grades isnt dt nice but i pray he finishes with better grades..

habsydiamond:
Only God knows how many tickets this man don cut with that 3-3 draw... No amount of materials u give some tailor... Dem go still use ur agbada measurement do Senegal come give u... Example na Koeman...

I swear d man really fckup....e cut me join o, d funny thing b say i remove d over2.5 wey i carry am n change to straight win thinking say e sure...barca too useless n no deserve win dt league abegi

the president didnt like him from the start, koeman jus won him over after the sudden change of form dt saw barca started winning convincingly...
koeman only hope is dt xavi isnt ready for barca yet, if Xavier is convinced to change his mind n come coach barca, koeman would face d sack..

Jimmyubah2:
Okay. I thought he won it twice but sevilla won it thrice.

nope...he was d same coach dt won it thrice with DM.....dts when he won d tagg as d europa master

Jimmyubah2:
Was it treble he did or double?

treble....he won it thrice at once

spurs would Gv u the moni bt wont gv him any trophy....he should join any of England big4 or better still leave England and join any big team in Europe....heard barca n madrid are interested in him.

EzzyCarter:
Foden my guy! He doesn't shoot to miss

swears, his shots is always on target no matter the size of the keeper standing in d goal post...if he continues like this, na football squad e go born o..

small foden naim de package this fine banny and the bea is comfortable in her baby mama position even after a child..
I keep saying dt footballers money just too long n sweet, I started respecting footballers after I saw beckham wife and his girlfriend sitting together smiling and watching him play one england match dt year...
money de reset so many tinz, man gat get money o...

k

Omihanifa:
Remaining Benfica too to break their own curse in Europe ( champions League or Europa)

I dnt believe in curses or supernatural tinz in football, if they invest properly n get an advance coach with a target of winning the Europa, they would surely win it..
for.example, inter last won d league under mourinho in 2010 before juve kept winning it, inter got tired of watching and its owners spent huge investment two seasons ago by first signing conte, lukaku n other key european players, inter did well in Europa last season after so many years n they won the league this season..
Milan did same too after being acquired by china owners a few seasons ago, Milan inter n juve are the only serious contenders in Italy bcoz they keep investing on thier team...
if benfica do same, I see them breaking d so called curse...

obembet:
Bruno Fernandez should struggle and win in Gnadnsk Poland on the 26th to avoid regrets of lifting Portuguese preimera liga

mynd44

no lies but villareal can give them a shocker, if sevilla once did it last time, I think lightening can strike twice..
don't forget dt spanish teams hardly lose European final and unai emeey is d master of europa, he did d treble with sevilla n its funny dt some people are writing him off...
Villarreal are huge underdogs but football is filled with shockers..

congrats sporting, you guys should enjoy ur time celebrating it because Porto is coming back to stake thier claim next season..
too bad they were distracted with UCL gmes n injuries this season..

everyday is a new story n the funny thing is dt our president is saying nothing about it..
with d way things are going, it seems 2023 is too far for a change

Komu1048:
He tried but the fact remains he bought his way into it.

With about 1billion spent in 5yrs common what do u expect. And he haven't won treble and quadruple, What he did in other inferior leagues.

But he should keep enjoying himself while we CFC reason him matter

please stop.all this excuse because if its about money n spending, we know PSG would keep winning the UCL..
all clubs have money but its not easy to spend and get d right players to do d work in this inflated market dt u can easily get an overhyped player dt would flop..
barca spent over 250m in a season to get coutinho n dembele after neyma left n dey ended up trophy less....its not abt spending plssss

same here...mine na even 10 yrs

all I see is attention seeking preacher....I dnt think the apostles of Jesus would go around preaching and recording with their i-phones assuming they are in this generation..

congrats guys...winning the league with a huge 10 points with 3 games to spare shows how competitive the league is..
city won their 5th league title in d last 10 years and also a big thumbs up to pep because I remember him winning trophies in spain and germany, EPL fans were quick to criticize him and d leagues dt he is doing so easily because spain n Germany are farmers league, I wonder why they aint talking about him running monopoly in England after winning 10 trophies in 4yrs including 3 EPL in d last 4yrs..
congrats once again to the best team in England and to a great coach with massive 34 trophies, cant wait to see him kiss the UCL cup this month end because dts wat he always endup doing when he sees one..

good advise....mk e come ifeanyi uba or eyimba..

guy jua quit gamble bcoz it's not for u...mayb na bcoz of u dts why baeca sell d match...barca were so bad dt I changed d channel wen it was 2-2..

this 7pm curfew thing isnt working atall and u think wike should pls do something about it, maybe make it from 10pm or better still 12am..
the only benefit are husbands dt do sidechick tinz, dm go jus call madam say the curfew no fit allow them come bk ous n end up spending nites with side chic..

congrats

next is.Europe..

kecee99:
I hope he's happy now with the defeat

am not sure about dt because just like city did.last week against Chelsea, the plan is getting a draw at least but Leicester needed dt 3 points badly to gain more ground against Liverpool in.d top 4 race

kecee99:
I feel like planking this Ole

guy take am.easy...the squad are playing almost 4 games within 7 days n they need rest for key games..

kecee99:
This stupid Ole don go sell match with him useless lineup

he gat his eyes on dt.Liverpool game next tomorrow n his boys needs rest..
u no expect am.to start strong squad against Leicester n a weak squad against Liverpool because the reds for disgrace them n u also dnt expect d same squad dt played on Sunday to play Tuesday, Thursday n weekend...dm.no b roborts na

congrats to the best team in England and the incoming new champions of Europe..yes i said it..

nice

Ginaz:
Na wa o. Friend zone as in how ? He wasn’t about feelings in the first place . He never mentioned it during the early day of our friendship.

he never mentioned it for the past 6yrs?? dt gee na real simp abegi..

so many weird things in this life have its advantages based on where you are looking it from....even if its not getting married at all, having a side chick or getting married to two or more wives..
jus do watever makes you happy at the end of the day na all man for himself