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Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Ghostrye: 5:01pm On May 12, 2021 |
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I jus committed a big simp. Those of us on nairaland here know how big a crime it is to simp and I can just feel the guilt eating me up from the inside. To cut the short story long, I met this fine ass girl a while ago, and after throwing a few lines her way, I fished her number and I have been baiting her with the usual text, calls and whatsapp ish. Now, this girl isn't half bad when it comes to looks, and she seems like a good balance of streets and good and she isnt an old newspaper too. Man here was already down for wooing her and shii. Now here comes the important part; she billed me for call card. Now, I am nowhere near the executive members of SMAN, but still I am very prudent how I spend my money, but I still fell into temptation and simped. I have been beating myself up since morning over how I fell for the old trick, and I have to seek forgiveness from the record keepers of Simps to not write my name down. I promise to inform you before it ever happens again. paulolee mosdii 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Lastmankc(m): 5:04pm On May 12, 2021 |
Just call card?you stingy guy.I thought you want to say that you gave her 50k 3 Likes |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Kriss216: 5:04pm On May 12, 2021 |
Playmaker14, please come and sanction this brother for such huge laxity. 2 Likes |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Cutehector(m): 5:05pm On May 12, 2021 |
You too don watch porn tire, fûck dey hungry you na why. |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by paulolee(m): 5:11pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye:lolz....it do happens sometimes especially when a gee loses focus dt easily... you acknowledge ur sins n confessed them....go n sin no more my gee n continue to spread d gospel of redpillz... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Odek8819: 5:12pm On May 12, 2021 |
God 1 Like |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by PlayMaker14: 5:13pm On May 12, 2021 |
Kriss216:I read with dismay how our beloveth brother, Ghostrye could fall for that trap... Simping is a sin against the order of Heaven and capital punishment should be applied regardless of the confession. Ghostrye, you've committed a grievous crime by Simping, your actions were inappropriate and we hereby give you 7days to bang her and trick her to send you the exact amount of airtime you got for her. During this period, no member will communicate with you and you'll rub ashes on your head before you sleep as a sign of being remorseful. 7days. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by yanabasee1(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2021 |
You simped real bad.... You need to ensure that you get her banged to reduce your punishment.... 3 Likes |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Jeon(f): 5:17pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye: Lollittaa my lollipop come read this and summarize it for me.. I can't |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Jeon(f): 5:20pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye: instead of you to repent, seek the Lord for forgiveness so that you name will be cancel from the book of death. and you are here talking rubbish. |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Ghostrye: 5:23pm On May 12, 2021 |
Jeon:Shebi na you write my name there na, low budget Gabriel Jesus 3 Likes
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Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Jeon(f): 5:24pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye: because of recharge card nah you dy ynaw like. abeg move |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Ghostrye: 5:30pm On May 12, 2021 |
Jeon:Leave me and my yawn abeg. you no be redpiller secretary so you no fit understand the gravity of this sin 2 Likes |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Jeon(f): 5:31pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye: abeg go sit-down. hungry pple hiding under the shade of redpill common recharge card you dy shout. Lollittaa my winter bear how are you. |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Kriss216: 5:32pm On May 12, 2021 |
PlayMaker14:What a mild sanction. Thank you Jason for tampering justice with mercy. Dear Ghostrye, endeavour to adhere to this ruling by our Chief Judge. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Jeon(f): 5:33pm On May 12, 2021 |
Kriss216:with that ur dirty curtain |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by Ghostrye: 6:05pm On May 12, 2021 |
Jeon:Leave us hungry pple alone, las las gbogbo wa la ma je breakfast |
Re: Forgive Me, For I Have Simped by yomi007k(m): 7:41pm On May 12, 2021 |
Ghostrye: Refuse the urge to Shalaye. Don't reply simps. 1 Like |
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