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dmercy141983:
Oga are u for real ... ? 4k deducted again !

.. Pension..

This happened to me too.. I uninstalled Facebook app and messenger and it seems to be back to normal.
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I am scared of adding them back to know if it will resume again.. I think it's a bug somewhere...

Well i think the 4k is monthly . The 3k should be annually . However, only Feb salary will say which is which..

Long time in this boring world/
Same kinda things always, no strong rewards/
Why don't you be a gizzard, try and rock inwards /
Cos i believe an eyesaw is when your blurred with blood/
No Martin Luther's in here l.. No one strong in words/
The gods are always angry and u play like uve wronged the gods/
Flows no longer obey you, united it remained when you struck the rod/
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The lord ain't your shepherd, you will surely want/
You spit incantations in here and call it puns/
Why not declare yourself a ogboni so we know it's purely cult/
Fast to hit but the punches oddly hurts/
Less punches with more insults/
And when you tell em they are poor in shots/
They act ga.y, claim they are heads n like going raw with thugs/
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Well, if you feel insulted then your one of them/
Writing hot flows aint pouring hot water on ur pen/
You pride as lion, am yet to see the cave you call your den/
What's the gain in finishing first only to hear boy, that's not your lane/
Cos no matter how fast or slow, you gonna end up poor or lame/
And when you can't convince any of your talent, you form ghosties to lord your fame/
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Ghosties and fake accounts are now justice/
They lose, cry, cheat to win, they are just kids/
They end up being more foolish than fools at forties/
Your destiny now an adventure, you need playing Mario to find the lost keys/
They keep battling and yet hve no idea of that real war is/
They haven't seen blood or a dude reduced to clutches/
A lil violent on streets, they cry for help and scream, i don't want more please/
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This ain't the only game, we have ludo, cha cha, atiroo, better still, swing with monkeys

The second time 4k has been deducted from my salary... What the heck is this?? The puzzling thing is it is not specific, nor is it general... It's 8k now...

xxkash:
4k deduction for what what did you buy, I hope NUT no think say dem get right to touch my pay b4 me. E better be say u borrow 4k worth of air time from MTN which dey are collecting......

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I think if the 4k is not general, then it affected majority... I did not borrow any money and my account was not in deficit...

Eco bank alert received.. Ppss, 4k deducted... Hmmm...

Maxvasia:
Yes boss. Its the cord. I changed the cord and everything went back to normal.

Thanks, i looked for the cord, i couldn't find one so i bought the whole charger..
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It's back to normal..
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Thanks..

I am having the same issue with my Gionee M5 plus, pls i need help. It would take forever to add 1% unlike before, it uses less than 2hrs to charge from 1 to 100.
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I am yet to change my type c cable, i do not know how popular it is...

Maxvasia:
Oh wow. I was thinking its the charging port. 08056016080. Thats my whatsapp number, pls add me so we can talk abt this more. I really appreciate ur contribution

Pls i have same issues with my Gionee M5 plus, were you able to resolve yours

I have received two months, one came yesterday (may), one came today (April). Ecobank.. Sssb, golga... To God be the glory...

I am 95 percent sure we get paid tomorrow... Four months down... Thank me later....

Eco bank has not paid me oo.. I can't understand what is happening...

Nawa ooo.. This is becoming unbearable.. What evilness is this? Thunder fire wike and if he no pay me salary this week, death will visit his family? What nonsense..??

[quote author=magnificientzaz post=48424430][/quote]T

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/07/faac-fg-revenue-rises-n301bn-shares-n559bn-states-lgs/

I don't know the money that was shared but this is from vanguard... One of the most respected newspaper in Nigeria... 559 billion was shared... Please we ain't kids in here... How can Kano state be double paid??

gold360:
from the twitter handle.. akulga ube take note .you're billed for 18th and 19th of july

What about Golga??

illmortal:
I speak your fear/ with the beef I stir/ & there's no need to care/ weather you breathing sneer/ or you breed my verge/ . . .
But if any's to bring me despair. . .& swing it near. . .to pierce a smear/
I'll work less to their fry days . . .while lifting spears/ to 'end a weak' with flares/
I hold heathen . . .when my bows splitting. . .leaving f0es bleeding. . .when the wreak displays/ you can't get beta than me. . .when i kick with rays/
my rap is drastic. . .to blast ya plastic/ & slap ya fat lips. . .bleed ya ear/ till I 'break' you down. . .when i shift to gear/ I'm ahead of you. . .you can't 'match' my tactics/ cause, i'm april skilled . . .it's my gift to steer/
So keep ya says/ before i split ak's/
Cause this old deacon . . .folds demons. . .in cold season. . .causing a grieving here/ for trynna persist severe/ or hold treason . . .for no reason . . .will a swift of prey/
So any bleeping around with heavy samples . . .in every angles. . .will only lose a di.ck in squares/
When i launch deadly handles. . .to steep the spheres/ it's best you sneak away . . .cause my punch carries weight . . .like the gym & sets/
This hardened rebel/ slams with metals/ to crack ya dentals/ & sprang ya mental/
Cause every jab is engrained to crop you out. . .if taken to a grassroot level/
& a swing from me. . .hits nice/ to split twice/ ya teeth size/
I bring the worst of pain. . .with a force to main/ slam & bust ya brain . . .on the road. . .for trynna 'cross my lane'/
Now they can call you street wise/


KROOKNESS !

Long i saw good lines like this.

pkkpro:
Birth certificate, LGA certificate that is what I submitted when I did mine in 2013. I collected the printout same day, one coloured and n another black and while stapled together.

Where is their office and how much did you use in doing it

Tekzyflex:
Have you done your biometric? If yes then you will be paid soonest but if no; then my brother u will be sitting on a long thing.

I will not believe you until someone else confirms it. I have always known you to be a pdp fanatic and because of that, i can't believe you easily... Pls someone else should confirm this....

Airtel has joined the train, 1.5gb for 1k, 3.5gb for 2k...

zikiziki:
the governor is very okay, we have been paid Feb and march#ppsb thank u govnor

You shame me with your vulture attitude. The vulture would say 'all i care is i have food, even if it is my mother's corpse. I have food.' If this scenario continues, the governor has not only failed but has become a huge embarrassment to us all. Yes am not affected, but a fool will think the leakage in the toilet will not one day flood the bedroom. Well, you know a child from his reasoning. Children are selfish, insensitive, lack apathy and over grown children like you, are unfortunately pathetic.. Happy Sunday

Latest magic now is peoples' name are beginning to disappear.. They have joined ghost workers club. If you want support what is happening.. Those who fell victims might have been supporters as well. When evil is to be condemned, let's put political affiliations to rest.. We pray all issues are rectified and an end to this embarrassment is forever stopped..

What is Wike trying to correct? Not only have we endured late payment, we have also suffered deductions like never before since this work started.. Why are our salaries deducted? Why are many not paid? Yes, you may not be affected today but tomorrow you will understand all of us are victims to this needless injustice..

This is no longer funny...

Happy Sunday guys.. I wish you the best. Remember in this week we need to be careful. No go join politicians kill yourself oo. As Wike and Amaechi are promising fire and brimstone, Abeg stay your house oo. However, it's becoming very glaring that our salaries have been used for politics.. I could be wrong. Wike why na? No fuel and now, no salary? Make this Easter no dey like Christmas oo. Happy Sunday once again. Where there is life there is hope...

Lol, now wike has won the Supreme Court verdict, lolzz.. Welcome to hell

O just stumbled upon this and i am glad.. To cut the long story shut.. Ibadan, the capital of Oyo was the biggest city in West Africa.. But not anymore, Ibadan is a capital but Lagos as a state has completely become urbanized, thus the largest 'city' in Africa. In fact, Lagos can no longer be considered a city, Lagos is now a Megapolis. (this means, the urbanization of lagos now spreading to other states like ogun)..

My Igbo brothers should know that the west was closer to the Atlantic Ocean and became westernized before us in the east. But do not be discouraged, we once had the largest market in west Africa, which is Onitsha Main market. However after the war, the thriving east came to a halt. However, cities like Enugu, Owerri, Aba, Onitsha, are still one of the largest in Nigeria.. Again, apart from the capitalization of Lagos, Igbos played and still playing a huge part in urbanizing Lagos.

As an urban planner, opening the south southern sea ports will help in decongesting the already overpopulated Lagos and further foster urbanization of the neglected south southern and south eastern regions..

Impressive drops but liricyst killed it.. Dj naija had some cool plays, but still boring. Kazna my son, improved rhyme styles.. Any other on this page? Boring..

All these anthems kinda boring..

liricyst:
Fighting procrastination but i feel like Uriah on the front lines.
Adjusting my clock to see if i can recover the lost time
Stuck in the dark even at lunchtime
My now light skin yearns for another feel of the sunshine
Trying to connect to reality but I feel mentally offline
I target my goals but the mis hit ball goes to the touchline
Sometimes i feel alone in this world despite the overpopulation
A star feeling out of place in the constellation
Both eyes stopped crying, dried in cooperation
Cos the prize for hard work's been nothing more than consolation
Face to face with my fears, losing all confrontations
No space for butterflies in my tommy, its full from the constipation
Supposed to reap what i sow but the soil is bad for cultivation
The land's impervious to my sweat and farm implements
Cost of living just went through more increments
Too much on my plate but a bitter taste in my mouth from my lack of ingredients
These agonizing incidents..
makes me relate to the messiah's identity
Crown of thorns placed on my head heavily
Causing me blood,sweat and tears as i try to rule my destiny
The superstitious say there's an entity
Steadily testing me
Teaching me life's worst lessons to bring out the best in me
Optimists claim positivity is the only remedy
In that light, This hell on earth has been nothing but heavenly

Great and on point... I wish others can learn from this..

66Kazna99:
NL Drive-by interactions to Ab-Soul 'showing love'


*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

*vinyl scratches*

When I first heard that I smelt the cynicism/
I said it before PaulThor is a small whøre/
Like white girls doing dribble drills with 2 big testicles on ball courts/
(chill mah nigguh, ain't beefing wicha) (lights one up) (exhales)

I do what I do, I evolve, never stay the same/
Ain't nothing changed, at some point everybody goes through some pain/
Maybe That's why I felt the negative energy coming from Paayne/
(waddup G, still downloading battle rhymes huh? Aite )

No lie mah niggas, I ain't tryna be rude/
If I'm so quick to say sosiqdude ain't so slick, true/
Working a battle thread with a needle like he got it from his box of Pro Kit Tools/
just kidding Yo, nah sosiq cool/
(SO SICK! waddup boi, ayy you seen that chick with a phat ąss that walked past nigguh? It's crazy, girls these days tryna kill us with babies)

Yo
I read the verses from the book of Elymaxiimus/
Felt the spirit of the lyrics speak, he can't deny asking us/
(ayy thought you had that one against Coogar tho)

I asked for a $1 & a mic & got 5 Naira from a DJ/
saved up to buy me enough radio airtime so he put my record pon de replay/
A Whispering idea in my ear, saw his shares for 5 Naira/
To go & invest then buy a private jet & fly higher/
(waddup Dj5naira, keep spinning them records nigguh)
(puffs)

The diss thread was made official by Alexpissu/
The rules simplified & applied: just diss who diss you/
Keep Spitting, keep writing/
Don't blame em if they keep biting/
Light that fire/
till we high-rising, burning up, turn it up, building all the way to the sky/
(where he at tho?)

I got a kiss from Adanna86/
Wondering where she went, I know someday you'll make a fine grandma playing with kids/
(I'm just saying I could give you a couple babies, you know, holler when you ready )

*clears throat*

Ayyo, where's my chessboard?/
Crown me the King of chess, I'm a Chess Lord/
All hail Kazna saying yes lord/
My checkmate to win a chess war/
A Chess cheat or professor chess geek yea you Jumbledwords//
Quit hiding in the background & stop being a humble nerd//
That show & flow of intelligence/
flies better than pelicans,/
it's more feathers to hats than the roar of big cats frightening jungle birds//
(seriously JW throw up some rhymes Yo, don't be scurred )

IlloQuenz been ill for real, no past tense/
Other niggas is stuck on dumb, cos they so past dense/
their rhymes stuck on gum in a junk yard, stuck as tree trunks & tree stumps in the front yard, that's why they can't blow & grow past fence/

And Jason21? He gave me plenty son/
Gave me word of ammunition to load up the clips for twenty guns/
My fire still burns hotter & higher, burning kush, turned to a burning bush with a lighter blowing ashes glowing brighter than four hundred and twenty suns/
*coughing hard* (shii) (pats chest)
(gotta let me borrow that golden fleece nigguh) (sips syrup)

Yo he got his molars right, shout out to Polarbite/
We Artists is Cool as the Arctic can't wait for the day till we gon get our sunshine on a Sunny Sunday someday like our solar bright/
(Ki lon sele? Se Oti Se exam tan ní?)

Just doing a drive-by or something like a solo flight/
Party till the AM like it's my last, I call it YOLO night!/
(Right?) (puffs)

Sipping, thinking & chilling while relaxed, laid-back/
in a G6 Lear or in the rear of a black maybach/
We all get what we ask for, I'm just giving gratitude, never expecting payback/
Skin lighter even though I was raised black/
Watching Time Cop, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Inception, Back to the Future, Jumper & Looper on playback/
I ain't no hero, I aint come here to save rap/
(Amen to that, preach!)

I'm just playing with words/
This cat pulling on a thread, make a fur ball, knitting a cashmere sweater or a damn graphic t-shirt with a verb/
Coffee can full of herbs/
I smoke till I can see the neon fluorescent lights bend, warp & twist into a curve/

(Transformer shape-shifting sounds)

Soundwave, Shockwave, Megatron, Starscream/
I look at the sky late at night tryna find Decepticons & star beings/
War for Cybertron, Star Wars, light sabers, shooting laser cannons & star beams/
The future is bright, I can see how much my star gleams/
(mad respect to George Lucas, Lucas Arts, Michael Bay smh cos no Megan Fox)

Nigguh that's mah word, (word) I been realer/
Michael Jackson, moonwalking in action till shít actually happened, I been thriller/
Starsky & Hutch, Owen Wilson & Ben Stiller/
The nukes from my Dukes of Hazzard cause a Havoc, no Duke Nukem guns but I been Killer/
(whoooo!)

... Till the shít hit the fan from the fan blades/
Trample everything on sight on a site or a fan page/
This Taurus Bull stampeding, going on a RAMpage/
Bout to sign up on DeviantArt to check out sketches of pop culture that's fan made/
I'm an Immortal God created creation, but when I imagine an image in my imagination & create it's called man made/
(why? We're all creators with godlike abilities)

Thoroughbred on a forum thread/
I borrow lead (bullets) to shoot a evil nemesis in my residence 'fore am dead/
(beat cuts... ... Static... )

(just thought I'd do something different for y'all, I wasn't high tho just dramatic effect)

Lol... Am done with you kid.. Even your fat mum wont read your long wack lullaby..