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na so o! O ya watch this,

Conjugality/Connubiality is the triumph of chimera over acuity. Subsequent conjugalities are just exultance of buoyancy over perspicacity!

As i was descending from declivity, with such recrementitious velocity, I suddenly lost my centre of gravity and was precipitated in a macadamized thoroughfare

There's this anachronistic joke about a grammarian whose house caught fire and needed to call the fire service. This is content of his part in d confab:

"Hello, is that the combustion officer? Pls gravitate here with tremendous acceleration and alacrity, cos a titanic conflagration has engulfed my territorial domiciliary habitation"

B4 they cud decipher his ostensible agglomeration of balderdash, the house don peme!

Good job, Krama.

I cant just phantom in my widest phantasmagoria why guys have apperceptively translated this thread to a confabulatory bifurcation. All u've been asked to do is to articulate grammatical phraseology! But remember,, "A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant"

shoot!

Infact, Bible sef talk im own!!!


"Lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness and recieve with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save ur soul".

James 1:21 (KJV)

dyabman:
isnt that an ASS-PAD!

Nop! if u open ur eyes u'll see tis pampers, very funy

Dumb thread in the celebrity section. Carry this stupidity to the sports

For peeps who love to blow superfluous and periphrastic bombasts, this is the time to accentuate the latent/blatant gift u possess. And for the fans of Rev. Chris Okotie and Wole Soyinka, abeg make una throw in their quotes.

U know, they say, simplicity is the glory of expression, but u'd agree with me that there's fun in being verbose, grandiloquent and pleonastic!

Now, watch this

U'r a sophisticated rhetorician with the exuberance of your own verbosity!!!

The ontological specimen of identical plumage invariably congregated in close proximity,  meaning "birds of a feather flock 2geda"

these aint no film trick men!

maria z sexy, beyonce z hot, jlo z hot n sexy, i love that too!!!

check dis out!!!

Jombo men! Jombo,

Dovent:
I found myself in that shoe and hear what I did. I am married now and I discovered she had a mouth odour when we were going out. I started by telling her I wash my teeth twice why didnt she cultivate thesame habit. She said there was no need for it. I told her she inviting mouth odour, immediately (jokinly) I told her to move closer to smell her mouth, I told her you already having it baby, so you nee to do somthing fast. Now, odour has disappeared.

kool kool, yea! dis is wisdom

cole777:
Hi,
Just use wisdom to tell him/her.

The content of the wisdom is what we've asked u to display here

sistawoman:
Send them a link to the thread and tell them you think it is a funny thread.

Reading it might make them think about thier breath and fix it.

Now, this is wisdom

dunnio:
just try and avoid his/her breath

For how long do u wan2 do that??

The point is, no matter how witty/harsh/funny u put it, the objective is to get rid of the 'halitosis'

Is that possible

I guess the question is quite explicit but demands some pragmatic and genuine responses.

It's a very common thing that prevails, but how do u tell ur friend? or u just keep quiet abt it and 'enjoy' the halitosis

since she's a girlfriend, nevermind!

Juninho, Wizard (can score a freekick from the centre half) 40 freekicks for lyon as at Nov 2008?Waow! Hleb scored 11goals in 3 seasons, Idiot!!!
Beckham, Very good, disregarding the hype
Stoichkov, Amazing
Rivaldo, very good too
Henry/Okocha/Sneijder/Ballack/Van Persie/Gerrard, Good
C Ron, i'm sorry to say, annoying freekicks, cud be put under the category of "good"
Lampard, shldnt be listed, but if need be, then Kolo Toure, Belleti, Taye Taiwo shld be considered,

Remember, we are talking about World's best freekick takers!

So Juninho, Becky, , help meeeeeee,

can dat be possibility?

u people here is do a good jobs. i'm very prouded to seeing what u has turning to.

It shall be permanented.

kai, kai kai!!! I shooking head for all of u

very very funny


u go text am? 08035736173 , lol


abi which one cheap pass

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Cesc04:
Someone please do tell before yours sincerly goes completely loco,who in God's holy name's Amaury BischoffOk he's supposed to be a Portugese Under-21 international and plays for werder bremen.but the guy didnt play a single game last season nd to crown it all,will be coming on a bosman (if the rumor mills are to be believed).makes us look real cheap don't ya all agree.

What baffles is why AW thinks these inexperienced kids (Ramsy anyone?) are our solution to the flamini question.(before anyone starts going about the MF's already in team-we don't have a replacement,say song).AW and his fondness for buying unknown quantites is just begining to annoy me sha.We need a greater physical presence in the centre of the pack to complement cesc,and these guys arnt it.

And what about a CB?the guy has simply refused to recognise our most vulnerable position.hmmmm.

baba nla koko oro!

wish AW will read ds and accept likewise

u seem to be short of what to say again, I rest my case, Thanks anyway, twas nice keeping me busy,

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U're welcome Muk, natu

celebration galore

Whatz the essence of ur all round play without a meaningful and productive impact,

That was the difference, Yes! u wanna hear it. Fabregas was better cos he made phenomenal impact, one that contributed to Spain's much sought-after glory.

Hannibal:
Bosingwa and Pepe and Modric made the list because they were obviously better than all the defenders that made the finals. . .

One more thing Mr. Man, Modric of Croatia is not a defender, but a midfielder, baba nla midfielder,

Euro 2008 team of the tournament

Goalkeepers: Gianluigi Buffon (Italy), Iker Casillas (Spain), Edwin van der Sar (Netherlands).

Defenders: Bosingwa (Portugal), Philipp Lahm (Germany), Carlos Marchena (Spain), Pepe (Portugal), Carles Puyol (Spain), Yuri Zhirkov (Russia).

Midfielders: Hamit Altintop (Turkey), Luka Modric (Croatia), Marcos Senna (Spain), Xavi Hernández (Spain), Konstantin Zyryanov (Russia), Michael Ballack (Germany), Cesc Fàbregas (Spain), Andrés Iniesta (Spain), Lukas Podolski (Germany), Wesley Sneijder (Netherlands).

Forwards: Andrei Arshavin (Russia), Roman Pavlyuchenko (Russia), Fernando Torres (Spain), David Villa (Spain).

Hannibal:
Now u need to think more astutely. . . . .

Bosingwa and Pepe and Modric made the list because they were obviously better than all the defenders that made the finals. . .
C. Ronaldo for all his efforts with Portugal was marginally close to the wealth of midfielders that played in the Semis and the final.
It will be very hard to choose him ahead of many players like Ballack, Xavi, Iniesta and so many others. . . . .

Uefa technical director Andy Roxburgh said: “Of course he (Ronaldo) was mentioned - and if Portugal had gone further, there’s no argument he would have been in this group because he’s a fantastic player.
“He was in our Champions League all-star squad for the season, and the beginning of the tournament he threatened he was going to be in this one.
“But then it came abruptly to an end. When it comes to a squad of the tournament, those that go to semis and final dominate things like this.”

So Ronaldo couldn't have just been 'managed' in the list despite the inclusion of the likes of modric, Altintop, Zyryanov, Podolski, and the even a substitute Fabregas

The excuse the Uefa technical director gave for Ronaldo's exclusion could just have been used for the likes of Nistelrooy, Vander Vart, Ooijer, De Jong, etc. They were equally, if not more fantastic in the tournament than C.Ro

@ Hannibal

Naivity is what i think u exemplify. Did u bother to go thru the list of d best 23

Bosingwa, Pepe (both Portugal), Modric, Sneijder, Edwin van der Sar all made the list but didnt reach the semis nor the final.

Fabregas being a substitute for most parts of the tourney made it, the only substitute to make the 23.

Pls reason more objectively, k