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Sports / Re: Sir Alex Ferguson Wants Mauricio Pochettino As Next Manchester United Manager by PDF: 5:31pm On Nov 23, 2021
paulolee:

u took dose words out of my mouth.....dts the problem i gat with king makers, dey always believe dt dey are on the right path, I just see nothing special in dis poch guy when talking about tactics.
he is just dt average coach to me but I wish dm well..

Fortunately for Spurs, Poch is man who made them competitive among the elites in English and even better than their NL rivals within the last few years.

That's not average per se

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs AFC Bournemouth (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by PDF: 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2019
bolakale97:


Exactly what I've always thought! He is suppose to be getting at the end of chances created by his team mates but he has been more of creator.

I think in he would fare better in a diamond formation. Like he did against liverpool

The manager is somewhat foolish with the use of Pepe. U have a playmaker in Ozil who hardly even makes the bench again who should be locating the runs of wingers like Pepe. Wenger would have made Pepe explode in the EPL by now. Even less talented wingers like Walcott did relatively well playing with a central attacking playmakers

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Car Talk / Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by PDF: 11:58pm On Aug 28, 2019
Good evening,

I drive a Honda Accord 2007 (DC). I was driving listening to the radio and all of a sudden, the radio screen just went blank, prompting the radio to stop and also there was no power to the accessory power sockets (both of them).

Please what specifically could be wrong?
Car Talk / Re: Car Talk Chat Room by PDF: 10:29am On Mar 09, 2019
I drive a Honda Accord 2007 (DC). I notice that at about 100-120km/h speed, there's a feel of vibration felt on the steering wheel while at it and this also applies when applying the brake at this speed or when applying the brake driving down a slopy terrain. Below 100km/h, no vibration is felt
Please, what could be the possible cause(s)?

Thank you
Car Talk / Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by PDF: 10:15am On Mar 09, 2019
I drive a Honda Accord 2007 (DC). I notice that at about 100-120km/h speed, there's a feel of vibration felt on the steering wheel while at it and this also applies when applying the brake at this speed or when driving down a slopy terrain. The former isn't felt at all at any speed below 100.
Please, what could be the cause?

Thank you
Education / Re: 28 Collocation Mistakes Made By Nigerians With Corrections by PDF: 5:52pm On Sep 05, 2017
Family / Re: My Husband And I Just Found Out He Has An 18yr Old Daughter. by PDF: 7:18am On Sep 19, 2016
LuvU2:
Everyone is absolving the man of blame. 'He shouldnt be blamed', ' accidental discharge', 'he didnt know' blablabla.

Flip roles, assuming a man was posting this, saying his wife has a child out of wedlock,

the "hôes, whôres and bîtches" choristers would populate the thread lready.

sad


No sense whatsoever in ur contribution.

Pple who have been commenting so far understand also that a man can av a child without honestly knowing abt it for years (Tnx to the child's mother) But will a woman actually av a child and claim oblivion?

Receive brain!

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Education / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If You've Ever Written A School Project. by PDF: 6:33am On Sep 12, 2016
NOT funny. NOT creative undecided

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Romance / Re: Masturbation Vs Fornication by PDF: 5:47pm On Apr 01, 2016
Funnily, u were already fornicating (by sleeping with ur gf who's now away for service), now u are masturbating. U are now asking which is better...lol

None sir!

Exercise some self-control

God will help u!
Sports / Re: Full List Of Winners At 2015 Glo CAF Awards + How Coaches Voted by PDF: 4:25am On Jan 08, 2016
Seun360:


Awilo Logomba is from Benin Rep.


Ignoramus! He is a Congolese!

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Romance / Re: That Moment When You Have To Woo A Lady In Pidgin Language. by PDF: 4:30pm On Dec 18, 2015
Bad English expression is a total turn-off for me. I av several times relinquished the chance to be with some ladies because of it. It's actually the first test to pass tbh.

Unfortunately, even many graduates - both male n female are culpable
Romance / Re: Guys I Think I'm About To Marry A MONSTER, Advice Me Pls, No Matter How Harsh by PDF: 8:07am On Nov 04, 2015
First step: suggest to her that u want the wedding postponed for time to think if u both are making the right decisions, using the moment to highlight all she does dat u certainly can't spend d rest of ur life managing.

But deep within, u know u wanna stop d wedding, but do this to see how her reaction would be if it will make a diff in her.

Be careful though to know if her 'repentance' is only to make sure the wedding continues (cos any1 wud do dat) or she truly wants to change.

God help u!

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Education / Re: 20 Hilarious Grammars Of Patrick Obahiagbon And Their Meaning by PDF: 7:22am On Nov 04, 2015
Obahiagbon is only a sophisticated rhetorician with the exuberance of his own verbosity grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Why I Told My Pastor I Can’t Do Gospel Music – Chidinma by PDF: 4:40pm On Sep 05, 2015
The Singer was asked what her opinion was about artistes who started from the church and are now doing secular music in a recent interview,
she said:
“I won’t condemn anyone that moved from gospel into secular. You don’t know the kind of relationship the person has with God. Before I started, I spoke to my pastor. We had a chat and I told him I am not doing gospel. My song is for everyone, not just the church folks.
Everyone knew what I was doing from the start. My pastor said if that is what I want; it’s fine as long as ‘you and God are on the same page’’.

http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/09/why-i-told-my-pastor-i-cant-do-gospel-music-chidinma/

Celebrities / Naija Girls Can Be Very Annoying At Concerts – Etcetera by PDF: 12:46pm On Aug 15, 2015
I was watching entertainment news on TV with a couple of friends and it got to a part where Tuface was on stage performing and a girl who probably was as drunk as a skunk, dragged herself on the stage and started hugging him and even took off her shirt . What is actually wrong with Naija babes at concerts? 

How do you expect your boyfriend to feel watching his girlfriend on national TV jumping around Tuface on stage like a chimpanzee wearing just a bra and with boobs wobbling from side to side? Well, Tu-baba surely didn’t mind. He probably would have grabbed at those bouncy boobs if it wasn’t a concert. Twale Baba!!!

Here are some of the annoying things Naija babes do at concerts.

Taking pictures the entire show: I get it. You want to show all your friends on Facebook and Twitter that you were at the concert. Fine. Take a photo. Take five if you want. But please, don’t take 1000! You always manage to hold your camera right in my line of sight. You don’t even look like you’re enjoying the show while you’re doing this. All your attention is on the pictures you are taking. And you know what? Those pictures are all going to look like nonsense, every single one of them. You’re too far away from the stage. You’ll probably never even look at them. Also, you see those guys right in front of the stage with the giant cameras? They’re taking great professional pictures. There’s really no need for yours.

Checking Facebook, Twitter and Instagram every couple of minute Unless you’re a surgeon who’s expecting an emergency call or message, everything can wait. Live in the moment. Enjoy the show. You paid gate fee to be here. You can tweet your friends when you get home. Also, your fake China phone emits a very harsh and distracting light. For the love of God, turn the damn thing off!
Incessantly talking to your friends: You might not like whatever song is playing. You may be bored with the show in general. You may have been dragged here by your boyfriend against your will. But you’ve been talking all through the entire show, and I can hear everything you are saying. It’s driving me crazy. Please shut the hell up! I can’t tell you how many shows I attend where the girls in front of me are yelling in each other’s ear the entire night. Not only is my sightline blocked when their cheap wigs or weave-on come together, but I can hear their gossip. Take your chit-chat to one of the food vendor’s shed and stay there till the show is over, or go spread a wrapper under that pawpaw tree and lie down and talk till morning. I don’t care. Just shut up so I can enjoy the show.

Yelling out requests: ‘Yaaay, I want Styl-plus to play “Imagine That”’. Hey girls, imagine if you shut up and stop screaming in my ear; most of the time, the song list is pre-determined, and they can’t even hear you from up there. They’re going to play what they’re going to play. Just go along for the ride. Damn it!
Yelling out the names of the artiste on stage: This is another level of irritation. This has never been funny. Maybe it was cool in the 80s. Now, it’s just madness.

Pushing your way to the front: If a concert is general admission, the people in front earned their spots. They got there early and laid claim to their space. The people all the way in front might have even spent all day waiting by the doors, so when the show begins and you shove your way to the front, you’re being a huge distraction. Don’t do that. If you show up late and there’s only room in the back, you’ve just have to deal with it.
Getting so drunk you puke: Girls these days drink like sharks. You see them at Felaberation smoking igbo even more than TerryG. I feel sorry for those who have to clean up the venue after the concerts. I can imagine the types of vomit and stench they have to clean up.
Loudly complaining after the show because the artiste didn’t play your favourite song: This is actually one of the crazy things we see after each concert. Babes, try to enjoy the show you’re getting as opposed to the one you wish you were seeing. Besides, haven’t you heard “Kukere” and “Shoki” enough?

Filming the entire show on your mobile phone: This distracts people even worse than taking pictures, and usually results in an equally horrid product. The sad irony is that people tend to film their favourite songs, but the smiles on their faces are gone when all their concentration goes into capturing these moments on film. Next morning, Instagram will be cluttered with crappy cell phone videos of every song from the concert. Stop tagging me to these crappy videos. I was at the concert for Christ sake! You paid good money to see a show, and you’re joylessly watching it through a tiny screen on your mobile phone. It just doesn’t make any sense.


http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/08/naija-girls-can-be-very-annoying-at-concerts-etcetera/
Gaming / Re: Why Is Nigeria Not In The FIFA Game Yet? by PDF: 11:10pm On Aug 14, 2015
We actually don't even have a national team at the moment. The only player I know dat is seemingly constant is our skipper n goalkeeper.
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On KLM Flight With The Help Of The Pilot (photos) by PDF: 1:09pm On Aug 12, 2015
iamtomi:
lol..how many yards? grin




Loooool! U took it outta ma mouth.
Celebrities / Re: Taiwo Aromokun Twins Birthday Celebration In London (Photos) by PDF: 5:40pm On Aug 04, 2015
She herself a twin now she has a set for herself. How lovely! I love Taiwo. She's a cool actress.

Family / Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right!!! by PDF: 7:09am On Jun 30, 2015
happney65:
See this Op ohh..Always blaming the Man,yet she has problems of her own..You said the Guys came in and ran away as soon as they have a piece of your-kitty cat abi?This shows that they know you are nothing but a sex object and you are after their Money..Do you think Guys themselves are fools who dont know what they want?I pity that Guy wanting to kill himself over you though..You are nothing but an Apo Ajase grin grin

I wonder how some of u read sef. Must a guy have slept with u alrdy b4 u know wut he's up to?? As I can recall, wut d op said is: they all just want her 'sweet body', not that they leave after enjoying her 'sweet body'.

No be by force to comment na...

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Family / Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right!!! by PDF: 6:39am On Jun 30, 2015
BTW... y is nobody asking y ds friendzoned guy had been lurking around for 2yrs. Does it mean he's not been in any relationship for dat long? So if no gal seem to 'want' him, y is some section of advisers asking d gal to be his saviour? Does dat not mean he also has personal issues dat he needs to take care of himself??

Young woman, I believe by now u've bn able to hold on to some advice here olrdy. Pls, get close to God, have a personal relationship with him. Ask him for wisdom on how u shld go abt your life. Be humble, be hardworking urself, be patient and be realistic!
Career / Re: Is It Right For A Pastor Work In An Alcohol Manufacturing Company? by PDF: 12:34pm On Apr 25, 2015
Would he quit his job at cocacola if cocacola starts brewing alcoholic beverages??

Let's be perspicacious about issues. Religion is d greatest threat to Christianity.
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by PDF: 11:05am On Apr 08, 2015
To whom it may concern, pls help out o. PIN: 33456481
Family / Re: Caught My Neighbour's Kids Having Sex...should I Tell Their Parents? by PDF: 3:36pm On Feb 12, 2015
davidsmith8900:
Everyone on this thread who is saying dat "it takes a village 2 raise a child" n dat he had da right 2 flog them, how have your lives turned out? Have u yourselves attained success? How many of you are Engineers or Doctors, or even in Politics? How many of u have made it in life? How many of u even have a job? B4 telling little kids how 2 live their life n how they should be raised, fix your own life. Become a president or even a CEO of a company b4 u start criticizing other people kids.

You are a numskull...n u shld be worried abt it!

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Religion / Re: When A Born Again Christian Is Sex Starved by PDF: 7:47am On Dec 20, 2014
sportsmaster:
lemme make somethings clear..when u got born again.only u spirit is born again.u body is still dead.if u used to fornicate before u got born again.when u get born again.it is impossible to leave all this habits at once.infact.it is very impossible.when u got born again..did the color of ur hair change?did u sensitivity to anger.pressure or pain change?did u feelings and emotions change?..so u cant expect a constant smoker to stop smoking immediately after getting born again..withdrawal symptoms will kill him..bt these habits can be stopped over time..even when the newly convert sins.his sins will be forgiven..God does nt expect ur to drop our sinful acts at once.he understands hw we feel..every one that is born again is a righteous person..righteouness by faith..we are justified by faith(romans5)Righteousness does nt mean that the man will not sin.it means that even though he sins.it will nt be counted against him(rom4).remember we only recieved grace.it takes graces nt laws to blot out a sinful nature

Conceptual Nonsense!

Agglomeration of balderdash!!

Rubbish!!!
Celebrities / Re: Comparism Between Patience Jonathan And Aisha Buhari by PDF: 9:21am On Dec 12, 2014
None of these educational qualifications says anything about their character. Dame we already seem to know, Aisha...?



The latter looks absolutely stunning!

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerians Should Stop Fighting After An Accident! by PDF: 12:37pm On Dec 11, 2014
Fabdedon:
Lol very true sha..

When me and dis guy had accident..we came down inspected d damages..shook hands and exchange business cards.. And drove off cool

Obviously d guy didn't leave ur car seriously condemned.
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Empress Njamah Takes Photos With Her Down Syndrome Kids by PDF: 5:42am On Dec 08, 2014
Impressive! God bless gunner Empress!
Health / Re: Why Do People Always Spit When They Perceive Unpleasant Odour/odor ? by PDF: 6:32am On Dec 03, 2014
Same way u salivate when u perceive a sumptuous aroma. The opposite is d case when the perception is quite odious.
Celebrities / Re: PSquare's Dad Dies After Fall by PDF: 6:13am On Nov 25, 2014
Issorite!
Food / Re: As A Single, Do You Cook Or Eat Outside? by PDF: 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2014
I love to cook. I cook as many tyms as I'd wanna eat at home. I only eat outside (which is so seldom) when I crave for food I know I cant/wont be able to fabricate. E.g. Pounded yam grin
Sports / Re: Keshi & Crew, Players, Or NFF: Who Is To Blame For Poor Eagles Performance? by PDF: 8:59pm On Nov 19, 2014
mubitechnology:
Keshi the animal should be blame and sack by NFF

What kind of Molete grammar is this?

*blamed
*sacked

Past tense usage. A lost art angry

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TV/Movies / Re: Some Of The World's Most Touching Movies. by PDF: 6:15am On Nov 16, 2014
My list...

MY NAME IS KHAN (2010)... Couldn't watch ds movie a 2nd time. It elicited toooooo much emotions. Indian movie makers just av a knack for tormenting their viewers

SHOLAY... Great story esp for a movie produced almost 40yrs ago (1975). Had to download ds from a torrent site few months back

KHABIE KUSHI KHABI GHAM (2000)... This one ehn, na the theme song go just dey make make u sober. Great movie!

YEH VAADA RAHA (The Promise, 1982)... The first Indian movie I watched back then which wasn't of an action genre (was too used to amitabh bachan and dharmendra 's indian action movies). I was soooo emotionally discombobulated! gringrin

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