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Why does his face look like hurriedly-molded eba?

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[color=#000060]Well is there any guarantee you'll live over 20 years if you don't take the money?
What if you don't take the money and die a minute later? [/color]

MrPdtech:
This guy is a bastard, TF... Why bring Jesus into your sh*t? Practice whatever you believe in and don't bring God into it.. Fool!!

[color=#000060] Impetuosity: one of the many uncivil characteristics of the Average Nigerian Theist.

Did Jesus ask you to take panadol for his headache?

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[color=#000060] I could barely grab her accent, but from the little I got;
She accused the Nigerian woman of breaking her jaw and being a slut.

Apparently, this video is "the second part" of the drama.
There was a first part which wasn't caught on camera.
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Nigerians are insatiable.

If He was spotted in a Rolls Royce, you'll start screaming your lungs out, accusing him of stealing your yam.

He hasn't changed his car after 7 years and some people still have a problem with that.

SMH.

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#You'reNotANairalander if you've never derailed threads

Eg:
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Smellymouth:
Hahahahaa.. Student get levels pass Ticha.
Honeymoon was on fleek...
Na now eyes don clear.

Papiikush:
Chai and I still dey send PM upandan

[color=#000060]This one dey even type love letter [/color]

DriveByKiller:
Your smile is never tiring. It feels new every time , I am compelled to draw the days motivation from its radiance and charm...

And the glint in your eyes, it mirrors the spark in your smile like matching jewellery...

But your boobs breaks my heart for want of a feel, a rising mould of pure artistic sculpting. It hangs on your chests in such a beautiful position and portray the fine bones of your shoulders.

Wild images of those twin mould of perfection invade my reasoning. You should shelter me their from life's harsh dealings, Lawlahdey.

yourexcellency:
jobless, illiterate fan. must be an Ipob youth

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Only an illiterate would drag tribalism into every discussion.

If you're educated, then you're just a living testimony of Nigeria's failed education system

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If you don't like him, just say the fucking word!

Why do you have to push him?

That's a monumental embarrassment.

Some black girls are just fucking empty-headed.

SMH
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Nnamddi:
While my mates are becoming Glo brand ambassadors, Ibadan people have made me Amala brand ambassador!

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Lmfao, he was not even made a Freezer Ambassador.
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CaroLyner:
Guess "EPIC" now has a new meaning

[color=#000060]Epic display of stupidity from both of them.[/color]

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Lmfao!
All my children are adopted.


Serves the FishBrain right for dating a married Moron_ [/color]

Oblackq:
listen 2urself bfor u talk. What. If messi was favourite 2win and real madrid had a must win match to play in two days, wud he and his team mates have attended d event? Think!

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They wouldn't have attended and Messi would have taken a shot at them, and I would have also called Ronaldo and his team-mates childish.
THINK!
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[color=#000060]Messi fvcked up by not attending, Ronaldo was right beside him last year when he won.
Boycotting that show was really childish of him and the whole barca squad. [/color]

Abimloaded:
The whole of Barcelona team were absent because of the match they are having on wednessday. they prioritised it over the awards because they need the match and time to prepapre for it. Get your facts right before commenting.

Yeah I know why they did it, but if Messi was the favorite to win the award would they have done the same thing?
That was a very comfortable excuse

[color=#000060] What's with some Nigerians and their perpetual display of stupidity?
So because his father is a pastor, the son shouldn't be allowed to go about his business.
Or should he buy expensive shoes and sell them cheap all because his father is a pastor?
Morons!
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[color=#000060]TB Joshua be like:

I have a prophecy; if you leave your house at 11:59pm tomorrow, you'll return next year [/color]

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My own advice for her is to ask the current super falcons how wonderful it is to play for Nigeria [/color]

Explorers:
Na die na.

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Yeah Nigeria is bad, I agree
But everyday, new millionaires spring up
So better sit your ass down and find a way to make it.


I see some people complaining about the long post, some Nigerians can't read to save their lives
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[color=#000060] Is he sitting on a Throne?
When will his gullible followers start to reason?
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Now the question is:
Does he fuccckk like he parks?
Better still,
Has he ever got his dick in a vagina or has he been missing penalties [/color]

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Khd95:
I think he is quite stupid or inexperience
Why dont u work at microsoft for few years,while u as well start ur own #slatecurb,experience at microsoft will help u a great deal.
Biko which unemployment do u want to curb in dis buharimonic era

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[color=#000060] He made his own choice, you have no right to call someone stupid for making a choice they think is best for them.
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[color=#000060] So fast?
Those boys might not be the criminals you know
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[color=#000060] So true!
Who sent him?
We were all minding our businesses when he chose to gamble, and now that he lost, he's coming up with all sort of bullshit
Because American celebs were pledging to leave the country if Trump got elected, the mor0n decided to follow suit.
He has made a fool of himself.
All these wouldn't be happening if he had kept his bloody mouth shut.
Mor0n! [/color]

[color=#000060]Nairaland should create a section for Explorers [/color]

ajokebelle:
Lagos – The Tin-Can Island Command of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has intercepted a 20ft container of “READY TO EAT FOODS’’ like Egusi Soup, Jollof Rice, Ogbono, Yam Porridge imported from India

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It is finished!
The importers should be hanged by the balls. [/color]