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Business / Re: ? by Peacetemi: 3:02pm On Sep 03, 2018
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Business / ? by Peacetemi: 11:08am On Sep 03, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Omini The Great: Toke Makinwa Looks Like The Last Days Of Michael Jackson VIDEO by Peacetemi: 3:04pm On Sep 07, 2017
undecided


Why does his face look like hurriedly-molded eba?

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Forum Games / Re: You Can Have This $20M Now But Die 20 Years Later, Will You Take The Money? by Peacetemi: 6:59pm On Jul 09, 2017
Well is there any guarantee you'll live over 20 years if you don't take the money?
What if you don't take the money and die a minute later?

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Religion / Re: "I Value My Goat More Than Jesus" Facebook User Rants by Peacetemi: 6:38pm On Jul 09, 2017
MrPdtech:
This guy is a bastard, TF... Why bring Jesus into your sh*t? Practice whatever you believe in and don't bring God into it.. Fool!!

Impetuosity: one of the many uncivil characteristics of the Average Nigerian Theist.

Did Jesus ask you to take panadol for his headache?

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Crime / Re: White Woman Scatters Nigerian Woman's Goods In Her Shop In Dublin (Video) by Peacetemi: 11:48pm On May 06, 2017
I could barely grab her accent, but from the little I got;
She accused the Nigerian woman of breaking her jaw and being a slut.

Apparently, this video is "the second part" of the drama.
There was a first part which wasn't caught on camera.

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Politics / Re: Adelakun Adeoye Pushing His Spoilt Car On Road (Pics) by Peacetemi: 9:59pm On Mar 19, 2017


Nigerians are insatiable.

If He was spotted in a Rolls Royce, you'll start screaming your lungs out, accusing him of stealing your yam.

He hasn't changed his car after 7 years and some people still have a problem with that.

SMH.

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Romance / Re: Friday Trends; #YouAreNotaNairalander... by Peacetemi: 9:39pm On Mar 17, 2017


#You'reNotANairalander if you've never derailed threads

Eg:

Smellymouth:


Hahahahaa.. Student get levels pass Ticha.
Honeymoon was on fleek... cool
Na now eyes don clear. cheesy
Papiikush:


Chai and I still dey send PM upandan cry

This one dey even type love letter grin
DriveByKiller:
Your smile is never tiring. It feels new every time , I am compelled to draw the days motivation from its radiance and charm...

And the glint in your eyes, it mirrors the spark in your smile like matching jewellery...

But your boobs breaks my heart for want of a feel, a rising mould of pure artistic sculpting. It hangs on your chests in such a beautiful position and portray the fine bones of your shoulders.

Wild images of those twin mould of perfection invade my reasoning. You should shelter me their from life's harsh dealings, Lawlahdey.


tongue tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Quilox Boss, Shina Peller Gets An Epic Clapback From A Fan On Twitter (photos) by Peacetemi: 1:10pm On Mar 15, 2017
yourexcellency:
jobless, illiterate fan. must be an Ipob youth

undecided



Only an illiterate would drag tribalism into every discussion.

If you're educated, then you're just a living testimony of Nigeria's failed education system

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Travel / Re: Shocking Images Capture Daily Hell Commuters Faces Around The World. by Peacetemi: 9:19pm On Mar 13, 2017
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Romance / Re: Dancing Lady Pushes Away Dwarf Dancing With Her At A Party. Photos by Peacetemi: 9:09pm On Mar 13, 2017
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If you don't like him, just say the fucking word!

Why do you have to push him?

That's a monumental embarrassment.

Some black girls are just fucking empty-headed.

SMH

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Becomes Amala Ambassador In Ibadan (photo) by Peacetemi: 9:10pm On Mar 11, 2017
Nnamddi:

While my mates are becoming Glo brand ambassadors, Ibadan people have made me Amala brand ambassador!


Lmfao, he was not even made a Freezer Ambassador.

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Romance / Re: The Response A Married Man Gave A Side-chick After She Claimed She Was Pregnant by Peacetemi: 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2017
CaroLyner:
Guess "EPIC" now has a new meaning

Epic display of stupidity from both of them.

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Romance / Re: The Response A Married Man Gave A Side-chick After She Claimed She Was Pregnant by Peacetemi: 5:15pm On Mar 10, 2017


Lmfao!
All my children are adopted.


Serves the FishBrain right for dating a married Moron_

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Sports / Re: Best FIFA Awards: Ronaldo Shades Barcelona And Messi (Video) by Peacetemi: 6:32pm On Jan 10, 2017
Oblackq:


listen 2urself bfor u talk. What. If messi was favourite 2win and real madrid had a must win match to play in two days, wud he and his team mates have attended d event? Think!

They wouldn't have attended and Messi would have taken a shot at them, and I would have also called Ronaldo and his team-mates childish.
THINK! undecided

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Sports / Re: Best FIFA Awards: Ronaldo Shades Barcelona And Messi (Video) by Peacetemi: 5:41pm On Jan 10, 2017
Messi fvcked up by not attending, Ronaldo was right beside him last year when he won.
Boycotting that show was really childish of him and the whole barca squad.

Abimloaded:

The whole of Barcelona team were absent because of the match they are having on wednessday. they prioritised it over the awards because they need the match and time to prepapre for it. Get your facts right before commenting.

Yeah I know why they did it, but if Messi was the favorite to win the award would they have done the same thing?
That was a very comfortable excuse undecided

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Religion / Re: Shop Owned By Pastor Adeboye's Son Where A Pair Of Shoe Is Sold $4000 (Photos) by Peacetemi: 2:42pm On Jan 10, 2017
What's with some Nigerians and their perpetual display of stupidity?
So because his father is a pastor, the son shouldn't be allowed to go about his business.
Or should he buy expensive shoes and sell them cheap all because his father is a pastor?
Morons!

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Prophetic Message For 2017 (Video) by Peacetemi: 1:23pm On Dec 30, 2016
TB Joshua be like:

I have a prophecy; if you leave your house at 11:59pm tomorrow, you'll return next year undecided

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Make-Up Advert On London Billboard (Photo) by Peacetemi: 11:06am On Dec 30, 2016
blackberlin:


When you're ready to get married, marry one. The feminism that african women are carrying on their heads now is what the white women who have tried it are running from. God never created women to be the head of the family, yet so many of them want to upset the balance of nature all in the name of gender equality. If a woman slaps a man, she's a weaker vessel, so no big deal. If a man slaps a woman, he's a monster. . .

Ara yin a to bale. undecided undecided

I never said I was going to get married
And like I stated earlier, there are very few of them in Nigeria

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Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Make-Up Advert On London Billboard (Photo) by Peacetemi: 10:56am On Dec 30, 2016
blackberlin:


Actually, I noticed her feminist character way long ago. . . I can't imagine being in a relationship with one.

There's nothing wrong in being with a feminist bro.
Infact feminists are the best, they're usually very intelligent.
But there are very few of them in Nigeria though, all Nigerian girls want to form feminists yet 90% of them can't even survive without getting money from guys cheesy

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Sports / Re: Toni Payne To Play For Nigeria Super Falcons by Peacetemi: 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2016




My own advice for her is to ask the current super falcons how wonderful it is to play for Nigeria undecided

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Science/Technology / Re: This Could Wipe Out Life On Earth And Transform Earth To A Mars-Like Planet. by Peacetemi: 8:38pm On Dec 25, 2016
Explorers:


Na die na.

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Travel / Re: Life In Libyan Cells Where Europe-bound Nigerians Die Like Chickens(picture) by Peacetemi: 12:10pm On Dec 24, 2016

Yeah Nigeria is bad, I agree
But everyday, new millionaires spring up
So better sit your ass down and find a way to make it.


I see some people complaining about the long post, some Nigerians can't read to save their lives undecided

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Religion / Re: "Pastor Suspends Members For Watching T.B Joshua's TV Channel". Photos by Peacetemi: 8:58pm On Dec 07, 2016
Is he sitting on a Throne? shocked shocked
When will his gullible followers start to reason? cry

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Travel / Re: Man Parks Wrongly At Abuja Airport & Comes Back To Meet This Crazy Note by Peacetemi: 4:06pm On Dec 07, 2016

Now the question is:
Does he fuccckk like he parks?
Better still,
Has he ever got his dick in a vagina or has he been missing penalties cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Chris Kwekowe Rejects Bill Gates Job Offer by Peacetemi: 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2016
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Khd95:
I think he is quite stupid or inexperience
Why dont u work at microsoft for few years,while u as well start ur own #slatecurb,experience at microsoft will help u a great deal.
Biko which unemployment do u want to curb in dis buharimonic era
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He made his own choice, you have no right to call someone stupid for making a choice they think is best for them.

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Literature / Re: Soyinka Apologizes For Criticizing Buhari: "It Was A Miscommunication" by Peacetemi: 3:46pm On Dec 06, 2016
The Professor should learn to keep his mouth SHUT!

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Crime / Re: See The Men Arrested For Kidnapping And Killing Dangote's Employee. Photos by Peacetemi: 9:49am On Dec 06, 2016
So fast?
Those boys might not be the criminals you know
Fear NPF, they don't waste time noosing innocent people.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Responds To Wole Soyinka On Invasion Of Privacy by Peacetemi: 12:17am On Dec 06, 2016
So true!
Who sent him?
We were all minding our businesses when he chose to gamble, and now that he lost, he's coming up with all sort of bullshit
Because American celebs were pledging to leave the country if Trump got elected, the mor0n decided to follow suit.
He has made a fool of himself.
All these wouldn't be happening if he had kept his bloody mouth shut.
Mor0n!

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Science/Technology / Re: Some Scary Facts We Probably Don't Know About Snakes. by Peacetemi: 8:14pm On Dec 05, 2016
Nairaland should create a section for Explorers

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Slams El-rufai Again, Says El-rufai Is An Unwashed Underwear Of PDP by Peacetemi: 7:17pm On Dec 05, 2016
He said El-Rufai is a mucous that could be mistaken for a vanilla ice cream, a heap of excrement people may mistake for a bar of chocolate.

Sani said the governor once licked the anus and sniffed the farts of Olusegun Obasanjo and Abubakar Atiku to prove his loyalty but now doing so for Baba.

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Crime / Re: Custom Intercepts Containers Of Jollof Rice, Egusi Soup , Porridge From India by Peacetemi: 5:30pm On Dec 05, 2016
ajokebelle:
Lagos – The Tin-Can Island Command of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has intercepted a 20ft container of “READY TO EAT FOODS’’ like Egusi Soup, Jollof Rice, Ogbono, Yam Porridge imported from India

grin
It is finished!
The importers should be hanged by the balls.

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