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PoliticsRe: One Thing You Dont Like About President Goodluck Jonathan by pearlhapi(f): 6:23am On Sep 08, 2012
Nothing•i love him in all wayz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oh! How I Hate Sexkillz by pearlhapi(f): 6:16am On Sep 08, 2012
ITbomb: Oh how I hate Sexkillz

The very sight of the name makes me think of handling a gun.
The real life character behind that name might be a complete gentleman but as for
the online character, he deserve to die [ a very slow death – preferably tie a rope
about his leg and drive-drag him around nairaland roads].

As for the e-personality Sexkillz, I would rather like him to moderate the growth
of flowers in my garden than moderating my ‘Right of Opinion’ on Nairaland.

Oh how I hate Sexkillz,

I don’t know why I hate him this much but deep inside me I know and I’m sure I hate
him.

Maybe it is the name Sexkillz.
It contains all the appellations that I hate;

Sex – I hate fornication and by God’s grace I’ll stop it very soon when I marry
.
Kill – Thou shalt not murder! So says the book and I personally hate murderers.
Z – That is the last letter of the English alphabet. And I hate being at the back
or anything that stays at the back.

Here he stands, as the abominable statue of Babylon. Out of the abundance of his
heart, his fingers mouth uttereth brimstone and fire to the men of the world
and sweet words and lust towards the female folk of nairaland.

His two hands are filled with works of wickedness and maliciousness. ‘THIS POST HAS
BEEN HIDDED’ on the left and ‘YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED’ on the right hand.

Ladies flock to him in droves seeking his attention but on his trails are curses of
heartbreaks and deceits.

Seun tolerate him because he generates traffic for him but that favour would end
the very day he is caught with Mukina.

Other MODs envy him because he is getting all the attention but then, the opposite
of popular in not unpopular. Fidel Castro is unpopular in the US, but they all know
him.

[color=#000030]So seriously, like ‘2buff’ would ask, “WHY IS SEXKILLZ A MOD”[/color]
na waoooo brother mi!wetin the guy do u na?I wish this was for pyguguru
Nairaland GeneralRe: Oh! How I Hate Sexkillz by pearlhapi(f): 6:14am On Sep 08, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]And its time you drop this silly thought of "a friend to my enemy is my enemy" it won't get you anywhere but portray you as a bitter and Angry person. If you have personal issues with him, that does not mean I should too so grow the eff up and stop being a damn baby. Cos it aint worth it. None of this isht is.[/quote]huhn so you could talk like this?I tot its all about bashing and fighting?
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2012
[color=#006600][/color]Boy: I luv u girl and I want u to be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money because I want to save it for my future wife.
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by pearlhapi(f): 7:53pm On Sep 07, 2012
Peaceworld: Is he rlly my friend? Seriously doubting dt...friends dont use the language he used up there.... Will look into the issues he brought up, but I'm seriously apalled by this. Sunical, Emyo has shown he can't be an unbiased umpire in his own words. I think our election won't be free and fair if he regulates it...wow...this is a guy I tot I knew...you dont insult pple like this just bcause you think you're better than them...do you know I'm currently editing the novels of Netty Ejike, ANA's Enugu Chairperson? In addition to other works I'm reviewing, I'm working on Frank Anozie's Cyber Lover for some time now. You can call him yourself and ask him what he thinks of me 08027410988
You think I'm just a dude you happened to come upon? So pathetic...wow...even if the constitution ws adopted as it now is, it can still be amended...this...this is neuseatin...sad
just calm down sha[for the sake of outsiders and also YAN aspirants]like I said talk to him one on one or better still on whatsapp!I think its cool that way,pele
RomanceRe: Do You Prefer Your Spouse To Be Fat Slim Or Moderate by pearlhapi(op): 7:34pm On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Mrs..Chima]You ain't light either.[/quote]wondering whr he fits
LiteratureRe: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by pearlhapi(f): 7:27pm On Sep 07, 2012
Peaceworld: Wow...for someone I've seen in person, you really don't deserve my respect anymore. Pity you think you can put forward your corrections with the language I'm seeing here. Pity. It's like you've really got this pent up anger towards me. I'm just trying to make things better. If you rlly wanted to help initially, you shuld hv pointed all this out when I was askin for it, not presenting it in this way as well. And they say you'll be the electoral umpire? This shows ur alrdy biased towards me...I'm so ashamed of having ever known you...sad So sad...you really think you knw me cuz you've seen me just once. You dont knw who you befriended the day you met me. You don't even know what I was planning to do for you. Reread my posts here on NL over the years and you will know who you think you're messing up here. Back in Nigeria cuz my Mom had stroke n my sister ordered me to stay back. Emyo, you've really done it this time.
peacewolrd abeg its ok!emyos actions really is pathetic and I feel sad myself cos I least expected all of these from him.even when I tried talking to him privately on whatsapp it was almost a war.well this is no time for you to brood over he's comments or get sad•since he's your friend I think you should just talk to him on a one one basis and know exactly what he's issues with the constitution is[he seems to be against the constitution from a to z,]maybe he has he's reasons and tank God u guys are pals[mkes it easier and remember its yan we all are trying to build
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 7:02pm On Sep 07, 2012
john o john: Too bad the man should just forget 2015
dude am sure at one point in your life your folks complained about you or an attitude you exhibit!did that make them less of your folks?or did that make them not capable to be your parents?I need a yes or a no•no plenty talks
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 6:49pm On Sep 07, 2012
dani1luv: . . .and you call yourself a joker?

Pls stop watching Batman!!
undecided undecided undecided
its okay please•all these bashing is uncalled for
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 5:25pm On Sep 07, 2012
Ignored*
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 4:12pm On Sep 07, 2012
I can't wait to see this issue done with!seriously
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 4:08pm On Sep 07, 2012
dagr8: Must we yab and get at each other on NL. I guess dis thread is suppose to b FUNTIME or is dis part of d FUn
my brother you can say that again•God bless you one thousand times
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 3:55pm On Sep 07, 2012
M
CHESSBOARD: This garri will put u for trouble grin grin grin...anyway whats ur state
lolz•my state is delta plus garri is a meal why shud it get me into trouble na
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 3:52pm On Sep 07, 2012
ITbomb: Oh Father , I didn't sign for this
sign for what
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 12:31pm On Sep 07, 2012
Emmy9ite: what if he first peeped in to see the both of you smoochinq before qoinq back to brinq a cutlass, which lie will you tell aqain?
I will tell him the man is my ex before I met him[my husband]and that while I was dating the said man he once had a tape of me and him bleeping and has threatend to report to my husband should I deny him sex for the lasttym hence out of fear I decided to give in to him to clear up the mess and shut he's mouth•while explaining all these I would cry and wail along
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by pearlhapi(f): 11:38am On Sep 07, 2012
hornipipe: # singing
trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am
if u don't understand its a joke na u saka
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:35am On Sep 07, 2012
illicit: i understand now why u think everybodi else is foolish.
ooohk if u were my husband and I told u dat what would be ur reaction
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:33am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]with u wearing a towel[/quote]I was just goin to take my bath after arranging the bedroom
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:31am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=~vicky~]as far as pearl and bunmi are concerned no derailing grin grin grin [/quote]oohk momma[smilling]
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:27am On Sep 07, 2012
Oooohk•lets say d man holding the matchet is my husband and the other my bf•the man is in he's clothes[not naked]and am tieing a towel•my husband didn't catch us doing anything hence no proof•once I see him enter the house with that matchet I would just quickly get up run to my husband and say!ahhh honey thank God you are here,while I was trying to arrange the room I saw a big snake crawling under the bed,I immediately called this good samaritan who is a passersby to help me out•well I thank God u are here finally and with a matchet too[chikinah]
Jokes EtcRe: Only Great Minds Can Read This by pearlhapi(f): 11:10am On Sep 07, 2012
Mehhn I enjoyed reading this
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 11:05am On Sep 07, 2012
bunmioguns: TGIF. . love to see you smiling grin grin grin grin
tankx bobo[whispers to he's ears]vicky wud say we are derailing!let's do a game,am bored
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by pearlhapi(f): 11:01am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]My own Cindy, park well oooo[/quote]oooohk hornipipe and ID
Jokes EtcRe: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 10:58am On Sep 07, 2012
bunmioguns: undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
that wasn't for u!so pls straight up dat face
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by pearlhapi(f): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]We need a male and a female[/quote]ooohk then•hornipipe and cindy
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 10:45am On Sep 07, 2012
dozydre: Nice to hear that, i believe a lesson has been learnt hear
sure!and am glad you didn't take things personal[liberal minds rock]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by pearlhapi(f): 10:35am On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]I will need an human sacrifice to do that.[/quote]let's use hornipipe and eeeeerm sexkills
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 10:28am On Sep 07, 2012
dozydre: Were u trying to say governor?
lmao!funny you btw atleast I know the name of the governor of my state!just stop soaking garri biko
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 10:19am On Sep 07, 2012
dozydre: thanks for bringing that to my notice, but i cant forget the name of my governor..lol
olodo!so he's even your governon•am sure you soaked too much garri yesternyt
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 10:12am On Sep 07, 2012
dozydre: This is not good for mochas and his political ambitions, u don't give ur enemies a shoulder to leen on. U hav the mandate, prove that the struggles of the imolites in doing that is not in vain. Back to work 'MR'
dear its rochas not mochas
PoliticsRe: Imolites Are Difficult To Govern – Okorocha by pearlhapi(f): 10:07am On Sep 07, 2012
eyenCalabar: it is natural to speak your mind no matter your position. it is true that Imo people are very difficult to lead and we know it.
the governor was simply saying his mind. he didn't say he is not equal to the task. haven't you taken an exam that you say it was too hard and yet you made an A..
why do we like politicizing everything? if you can't follow well then it is obvious you can never lead well.
- Hector
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