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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 6:48pm On Sep 07, 2012

dani1luv:

. . .and you call yourself a joker?

Pls stop watching Batman!!

oya help me push dis one to homepage grin

......https://www.nairaland.com/1039510/mad-men-funny-pics

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 6:49pm On Sep 07, 2012

dani1luv:

. . .and you call yourself a joker?

Pls stop watching Batman!!

its okay please•all these bashing is uncalled for

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 6:50pm On Sep 07, 2012

dani1luv: Please try and REPORT any rude comments
This would make my work here easier

......correct guy

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 7:45pm On Sep 07, 2012

A love letter by Maths Student to his Girlfriend:

My Sweet 'Straight Line'

Yesterday I was passing by your 'Rectangular' house in 'trignometric' lane.

There my eyes with 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on your cute 'circular face', 'conical nose' & 'spherical' eyes.

Before seeing you my heart was a 'null set', but when a 'vector' from your eyes at deviation of 'theta radians' made a 'tang
ent' to my heart, I got differentiated.

My love for you is 'quadratic equation' with 'real roots'.

Now you can only 'Integrate' me back to my life.

With My Love ♥ ♥

"Tending to Infinity"

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dbrightest: 8:13pm On Sep 07, 2012

~vicky~:
A love letter by Maths Student to his Girlfriend:

My Sweet 'Straight Line'

Yesterday I was passing by your 'Rectangular' house in 'trignometric' lane.

There my eyes with 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on your cute 'circular face', 'conical nose' & 'spherical' eyes.

Before seeing you my heart was a 'null set', but when a 'vector' from your eyes at deviation of 'theta radians' made a 'tang
ent' to my heart, I got differentiated.

My love for you is 'quadratic equation' with 'real roots'.

Now you can only 'Integrate' me back to my life.

With My Love ♥ ♥

"Tending to Infinity"

i guess i am the maths teacher grin

nice joke anyway

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 9:40pm On Sep 07, 2012

~vicky~:

kiss transformer

[/color]

[color=#006600]what is AWTIE

awtie means i'm out, b4 u insult me mur dan u av done

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2012

[color=#006600][/color]Boy: I luv u girl and I want u to be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money because I want to save it for my future wife.

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 2:57am On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
A love letter by Maths Student to ~~his Girlfriend:~~ a gal he wanted to toast

My Sweet 'Straight Line'

Yesterday I was passing by your 'Rectangular' house in 'trignometric' lane.

There my eyes with 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on your cute 'circular face', 'conical nose' & 'spherical' eyes.

Before seeing you my heart was a 'null set', but when a 'vector' from your eyes at deviation of 'theta radians' made a 'tang
ent' to my heart, I got differentiated.

My love for you is 'quadratic equation' with 'real roots'.

Now you can only 'Integrate' me back to my life.

With My Love ♥ ♥

"Tending to Infinity"

And the SMART gal replied the letter

Hello PYTHAGORAS-DERIVATIVE,

I just SURD through your SET of alphabets and I CALCULATE that going out with you would have been a SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION but when i FIGURED the GEOMETRY from all ANGLES, I EVALUATED it is an UNBALANCED EQUATION.
STATISTICS have shown high PROBABILITY that going out with you would EQUAL TO me losing my BEARING without any PERMUTATION.
So I suggest we DIFFERENTIATE this COMBINATION. And I hope that SOLVES the WORD PROBLEM.
FIND another "x"

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 3:08am On Sep 08, 2012

pearl~hapi:
[color=#006600][/color]Boy: I luv u girl and I want u to be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money because I want to save it for my future wife.

It makes sense na
Sex before marriage is SIN and asking for money is ROBBERY grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 3:16am On Sep 08, 2012

dopeJemi: awtie means i'm out, b4 u insult me mur dan u av done

Dopejemi don't go PLSSS embarassed

Let'S keeping aving d FUN together grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 6:25am On Sep 08, 2012

bunmioguns:

OK dear mi, what would you do if you find urself in this situation

u made mi remember dis:
‎@BasketMouth_: What wil u do if u came home one day n met ur best friend and ur fiancé naked on ur bed n as soon as they saw u, they screamed: APRIL FOOL!! grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 6:34am On Sep 08, 2012

dagr8:
u made mi remember dis:
‎@BasketMouth_: What wil u do if u came home one day n met ur best friend and ur fiancé naked on ur bed n as soon as they saw u, they screamed: APRIL FOOL!!

lmao a veryyyy gud ansa

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by illicit(m): 7:58am On Sep 08, 2012

April fool my foot

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by illicit(m): 8:00am On Sep 08, 2012

my baby is mad at me cos i said i like vicky, wat do i do?

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:24am On Sep 08, 2012

pearl~hapi:
[/color]Boy: I luv u girl and I want u to be my babe.
Girl: I accept but no sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband.
Boy: No problem but don't ask for money because I want to save it for my future wife.

[color=#006600].....smart girl=smart boy cheesy

dagr8:

And the SMART gal replied the letter

Hello PYTHAGORAS-DERIVATIVE,

I just SURD through your SET of alphabets and I CALCULATE that going out with you would have been a SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION but when i FIGURED the GEOMETRY from all ANGLES, I EVALUATED it is an UNBALANCED EQUATION.
STATISTICS have shown high PROBABILITY that going out with you would EQUAL TO me losing my BEARING without any PERMUTATION.
So I suggest we DIFFERENTIATE this COMBINATION. And I hope that SOLVES the WORD PROBLEM.
FIND another "x"

wow!!!!!
am really impressed ....nice one grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:28am On Sep 08, 2012

dopeJemi: awtie means i'm out, b4 u insult me mur dan u av done

dopejemi i didnt insult u...what u quoted was meant for toygod...i only asked what is AWTIE....well if u wanna go....no Pro but i did not insult u

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 10:09am On Sep 08, 2012

pearl~hapi:
lmao a veryyyy gud ansa

pearl dear, while we're having FUN, no need for us to be peeping through the window when your hussy is away then. We can always shout SEPTEMBER FOOL. The niqqa gon be played. Haha wink

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 10:24am On Sep 08, 2012

funny pictures

what is the groom doing?

ever been in this situation?

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 10:35am On Sep 08, 2012

ewo!!!!

give this pics a name grin

www.nairaland.com/attachments/814021_hhhhhhhhhhhhhh_JPG68b00cca621ddbc24b4a9964f4e9e2fc

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 12:28pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
funny pictures

what is the groom doing?
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BJ a.k.a RIMMING a.k.a Washing&Setting a.k.a. CUNNILINGUS cheesy

ever been in this situation?

vikcy dear, I haff loff you as a fat kid loffs cake. You wouldn't do me that. Would you? undecided

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 1:40pm On Sep 08, 2012

Chykason: Gay-alert!!!

Lol. Your Dirty mind needs HYSSOP 2 b clean grin

By d way hw dare u Edit my post. dats an offence u know

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 1:47pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
funny pictures

ever been in this situation?

Wetin? her Love is using three SIMs ni naw MTN, GLO and ETisalat

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 1:47pm On Sep 08, 2012

Chykason:

vikcy dear, I haff loff you as a fat kid loffs cake. You wouldn't do me that. Would you?[/color]

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 1:50pm On Sep 08, 2012

Chykason: pearl dear, while we're having FUN, no need for us to be peeping through the window when your hussy is away then. We can always shout SEPTEMBER FOOL. The niqqa gon be played. Haha

lmao biko spoil me not

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 3:57pm On Sep 08, 2012

Viewing this topic: dani1luv

i cast and bind you, you this stalking, mal-nourished, post-hiding, bow-legged evil-spirit! tongue

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 4:06pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:

vikcy dear, can we have FUN pls? wink

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:

dopejemi i didnt insult u...what u quoted was meant for toygod...i only asked what is AWTIE....well if u wanna go....no Pro but i did not insult u

but u called me a nuisance, no wahala sha cheesy

we cool

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 4:27pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:
ewo!!!!

give this pics a name

www.nairaland.com/attachments/814021_hhhhhhhhhhhhhh_JPG68b00cca621ddbc24b4a9964f4e9e2fc

c as i fyn grin

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2012

dopeJemi: c as i fyn

u no see as u pose grin

Chykason: vikcy dear, can we have FUN pls?

have you taken your malaria drugs undecided

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Chykason(m): 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2012

~vicky~:

have you taken your malaria drugs

vikcy dear, but your thread title says you share FUN TIMES with peeps na.

Or should I wait till Midnight when everybody is asleep for us to have FUN? undecided

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dopeJemi: 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]

[color=#006600]u no see as u pose grin

[/color/] na azonto tins na tongue

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