skywalker240:
yes, when they walk into the party and every started lookin,

Let me tell u d truth, we are looking at your Tolo tolo leg's

hahahahahaha guy u no get fear of God.

U go even show her the coffin and the posters. Make she see how fine e dey.

flokii:
a very foolish question tho.. buh lemme answer..

I will use 5m only to prepare for grandma's funeral...
you know... book space for cemetery , order for customized coffin, draft Obituary and many more..

go come dey sing... 'ile lo lo tararaaa'

Oshomole will not take this likely.

#Gejwhileuwereaway. There is still no free Food in our Schools

Guy u no get fear of God at all. Na man o war dem bi likem

ebamma:
Nigerian army dey like civil defence for this countries eye

Give am gamaline 40 or ota pia pai

Catch them young

Guy ur mouth no good.

seedorfg:
chinedu and wife be like' David and Goliath

I will report the trend to Sai BABA. The coup has started....

jidesp: I met him at the Audition for BigBrother Africa and we got talking. When he showed me some of his works, they were fantastic because he paints with Biro. The unique thing he mentioned that day was, "It's his Mistakes that makes drawing with biro incredible, he can't erase mistakes, he has to improvise"

His name is Yelloseesee Ujoama..I hope this makes Frontpage to promote Talents in Nigeria

Sugarchukwu. Well done bro.

shoerack6:
I don't even want to explain what happened cos if I do, u people will help me insult him.
Ok, let me explain. Hubby is a tribalist. He said he doesn't like me speaking this particular language and that's the language I use when communicating with my family.
So yesterday, my aunty called. I tried as much as possible not to speak this language so was just answering her hun, ehn ehn but at the same time I don't want him to think i'm talking with someone I don't want him to know, so I decided to ask after her son in the language. That's where the trouble started oo.
I'm so sick and tired of all this. When I tried begging, he asked me to leave his presence and that was when I asked him if he was trying to frustrate me. He now said these days that my mouth is becoming too sharp and even threatened to slap me.

Mumu-ness