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javalady:
She is running a ponzi scheme/lottery on Facebook.
Search for IGBOIST and IGBOIST extra

its not ponzi . she made it clear that winning is by chance.. which means there's a chance a player would lose his/her money, she didn't promise everybody money returns ...

tfk96:
Please who has a link that will make my whatsapp work on my BlackBerry Q10?

set the date of your phone to about two years back, it'll probably work....

Bobby4090:
What a fooool u are. In other words, if you want to have children you can control you should go and buy toys and robots too? Anybody that loves, respects and values you will follow your guidelines and instructions. You don't have to buy a robot for your will to be done.

You can't control children .. ..you can only guide them strictly/firmly....Children that are controlled always end up having low self esteem. .

soberdrunk:
Which wife? The one that can wake up tomorrow morning and "Eboue" him? I have friends that are more important to me than my future wife will be!

Friends that are more important to you than your future wife??....you have already destroyed your home....even before getting married....

bamoski:
Pls can you stop displaying your crass foolishness for the world to see?

Odiegwu.... please find a hall and take several sits....

bamoski:
All those dumb mofos saying maggi is a brand name sef

why is there star maggi, royco maggi, knorr maggi etc?

Aren't you the dumb one ...... it should be Maggi Bouillon cube, royco bouillon cube, knorr bouillon cube, better still, you can call them seasoning cubes.

I don't like his beard either....it is too chuku chuku, disorganized, disjointed, all in one....

eerm. Hunku Paddy....the girls you got engaged to, did you break up with them because they were putting on wigs and lace fronts,..
if yes..did you not see the wigs and lace fronts before "chyking" dem
If No...then my friend said I should tell you that you have a spiritual wife....
but me? I think you have issues....with yourself....to break up with too ladies even after engagement tells a lot about your personality....
Meanwhile tell you daddy to check that Glo Mast...My friends can't even call your customer care line...
I am using MTN...e no concern me...
Oya let me go to the next Amebo.

The unbelievable thing is that this man is a pastor in one of those overly religious Churches in Kano...those churches that have been brainwashed to believe that every one else will go to hell except them....if I download story here, Una go fear.

Nwodosis:
Why not admit that you are the one? This how most of die hiding our sicknesses!

of what use is his admission to you?....what will u do if he admits to been d one?

jejetaiwo:
Come to Akwa ibom. U wnt regret such decision

what re d pros and con's?

Which if the states in the south and east is best in terms of Housing and other social amenities + Nice camp facilities...cos the types of facilities present can make or mar my camp experience....Mbok!!! I can't come and go and die....

belindar:
You were not duped , it happened to so many people. Don’t make any issue out if it. You are bigger than these. Do you want. to say you have not stepped on people’s toes or not cheated anybody in your life. So just gerrrooouuut

Hater!!! just cos it happens to a whole lot of people doesn't mean its nt fraud....

Collyno82:
am fine n u, pls let me no how else I can reach u. u are one of my few friends here I really don't want to loose. Thanks

I just mailed you now.

Collyno82:
of course yes. but there is something generally accepted to be good. original is original, fake is fake not minding who is judging it. how has ur day been?

Hi! how u doing....I dnt frequent nairaland often as a member, so I just got to see ur mention now....how u doing?

herbeedar:
Your mumu is so high to the extent that nobody can reach it.

And yours is where? why not counter him with valid reasons instead of resorting to insult? between the both of you, who mumu!

And No, I am not a Muslim....

Collyno82:
Really! nice writeup from my long time friend CHINWE. but permit me to say that every material is not a wife material but suffix it to say DAT every GOOD material is a wife material be it Ankara, Chiffon or Lace as the case may be. thanks

thank you Collyno82...but you know what you would tag bad, might be the very best to someone else.

Wife Material (Lace, Ankara or Chiffon)

How Many Yards? What is the unit of measurement? Tell us Men! Please tell us.
Men, what exactly makes a woman a good wife Material? The cooking skills? Timidity? Religious Fanatism? Obedience?
You forget that every material in the market (be it lace, Ankara and chiffon) has a reason why it's different hence the different names. All are special in their way and have different set of audience and admirers.
If you seek perforated lace fabric, search strictly for perforated lace fabric in the garments' market. Do not and I repeat do not get Ankara because it looks very beautiful and colorful when it in fact doesn’t meet your requirements. When you do, you would try so hard to convert the Ankara to lace, (because that was what you wanted in the first place) but will only succeed in shredding the whole fabric. In the end you will rain curses on the fabric, and tell everyone who cares to listen how substandard the fabric is. Each and every fabric regardless of type, colour and length has someone who seeks it. And if it isn’t you, then it isn’t for you.
Even if you get the fabric you always wanted, it doesn’t mean it won’t wear and tear. But the extent of the wear and tear depends on how well it is handled. However it would last longer if you put a stitch in every tear you come across because they say “A stitch in time saves nine”
Every Material is a Wife material. Find that which suits you.
#METAPHOR INTENDED.
By Chinwe Ahu

Destined2win:
I really think a woman should, at all cost, make her marriage work especially when she has given birth.

and the man? three knocks for you my friend.

Nastydroid:
dial *#0*# on the phone

so if I do this, what's to be my expectation? what will I see, that will enable me identify its authenticity?

[quote author=Nastydroid post=54186323]the screen display and camera quality is enough to spot a clone Samsung galaxy A5[/quote


but how do I know? I have no genuine A5 to compare it with.

Hi! evening to all in the house.....
So I've been looking to buy a new phone, Samsung galaxy A5 2016 to be precise,.. but then after my research on the phone, I realized that there is an influx of cloned Samsung phones in the market...and nothing scares me more than buying a cloned Samsung phone. ... I have been a victim of fake phones once...can't afford to loose again.
please, I'll need phone geeks, phone engineers e.t c in the house to give me tips on how to spot a fake and genuine Samsung galaxy A5 2016....
tips that I can actually apply before buying the phone.
nt the types that required one to download an app first, cos derz no way I can download the app before buying.

Mods please help a sister, move to front page...I need truckloads of advice

dis is a lie...dose two were just fooling around.

jaybee3:
I’m really trying hard to reply you without coming across as condescending but let me try sha

Do you understand the reason why they do detailed scrutinisation of would be applicant’s background (Be it financial and association)?
Do you understand the dynamics of loyalty and likelihood of being compromised because of shady past?

However, there is a clear difference between allowing arrested criminals to use full corporation for a lesser sentence and employing known criminals to learn their trade and in turn stay ahead of the curve. The former is a bargaining tool and as such would probably attract full corporation since there is something to gain for the criminal involved whereas there is no way in hell they had be able to allow a criminal with no sense of integrity have full access to intelligence materials and/or futuristic technologies used in combatting crime

are you saying that criminals Dnt change? nt every one has a criminal mind. most offenders commit crime for fun, or out of boredom, or are pushed into it by higher powers who have noticed their prowess...most people after serving their sentence get back on the right track and are monitored for months under parole after which they are absorbed in to the system for infiltration,

in fact download the full article of this abstract and read.

Criminal undercover agents or "bad people" doing "good things".
Amir M. Subst Use Misuse. 2003.

Abstract
Information and intelligence have always been, and will remain, the most essential components of policing and indeed all law enforcement and security work, including the variety of drug control efforts. Sources of information are varied, ranging from everyday interactions of officers of the law with the public, anonymous reports, the use of paid and unpaid informants from the criminal underworld to law enforcement's and security services' use of agents. This presentation, based on interviews with "handlers" of informants who are offenders, who supply information and evidence against other criminals, and who may have been former comrades of the criminals, explores the dilemmas that informers and their handlers face at each stage of the operation from recruitment to operation in the field, until they "finger" their targets and become state witnesses. During each stage of the operation, agents' motivations, fears, sense of betrayal (being betrayed and betraying others), being snitches, the need to protect their identities, as well as their dependency upon their handlers, are the primary issues to be considered and resolved. Handlers may have to tolerate agents' commission of crimes during operations and often may also have to "treat" the informant's spouse. Borrowed identity, which is the main meaning and dynamic of the informants' actions and of any undercover work, will also be analyzed. This presentation, designed to allow for a presentation of relevant parameters so as to permit the comparative study and classification of undercover work by criminals, will also note critical unresolved issues in this area as well as suggest future needed research.
PMID: 14509545 [PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE]

jaybee3:
You can't be employed as a secret agent if your integrity is questionable besides felons usually find it almost impossible to get jobs after serving time.

Forget about frank abergnale or whatever character leonado di caprio played.
Yes they learn from the crimes in order to safeguard from future attacks but they don't employ them to sensitive posts because they can be compromised

actually, it is these criminals that serve as secret agents in topnotch countries....cos they know the in and out of certain crimes, hence the ability to infiltrate a gang or cartel without suspicions by members of the gang or cartel.

Happy New Month to all Nairalanders!!! I wish Y'all a positive change this new month and for the rest of the change era....

I trust that there are intelligent people in this forum who have bagged a degree in environmental health or public health and have a vast knowledge in epidemiology, which is why I will be turning to this forum for help...

I am a pre 5th year student, and I have gone blank on ideas for my project topic which i need to submit a proposal on, by next month... I am seeking to major in epidemiology, but other areas will be considered too.

so I am asking the intelligent pple of this forum who are in this field to please help me with possible project topics or ideas bordering on epidemiology or other environmental health related issues...and if possible, walk me through the process of writing a good proposal.


this is a serious call for help!
please do not derail this thread...

Moderators please help me push this to Front page...


Thanks Dearies.....

terrezo2002:
The Rccg does not ordain based on your tribe. The qualification is become a member of the church, go for new believer's class and baptismal class, get baptized, do your school of disciples training/school of missions/bible school. Stay for at least 5 years. Above all, you must be Holy Ghost baptized. Well you must have been filled with the holy ghost before water baptism unless you don't know what you are doing. With this u are qualified.
The job of a pastor is not easy. Some people reject it when call upon. It takes Abundant grace

are you saying that no other tribe meets this requirement?

jeffcheddy:
Just started a relationship with an albino girl who loves me dearly. She's been faithful and helps me too when I'm broke. But I don't know what the future holds between us cos I'm a youth corper as well and we are both passing out by sept/oct. I promised to marry the next girl that comes my way, and here are my with this caring hearted girl. But my fear is what are the chances of my future kids health. What if they are all albinos,in terms of their healt issues,like eyes,skin etc. Will it not be unfair to them? Please I need advices here. Thanks

firstly, I do not see why albinos are been stigmatized.... but that aside, if u marry her... u can't give birth to an albino... albino is a genetic issue which is caused by the absence of melanin in the body. studies have shown that the albinism gene is a dormant which becomes reccesive after every fourth Generation...so until your fourth generation you won't have an albino...except their is an albino gene in your lineage and you are the third generation.

ThemiDhayor:
Students are scared when checking their results in order not to be a victim of carry over grade which apart from the burden they will bear for the next level, insult from their juniors is enough to ruin their reputation.

It is however obvious to spot them in campus which is the aim of this article and let’s take a look on ways to identify such students.


1. Insult lecturers on regular basis

Carry over students view both good and bad lecturers as enemies by abusing and bashing them from all angles. Most times they are the ones who sit at the back of auditorium during lecture period causing distraction and blaming lecturers for their misfortunes.



2. Struggled and stressed looks

This feature is obvious when you see carry over students. Owing to the fact that life is not fair to them on campus, they look worried and tattered due to too much thinking, long lectures period and less sleeping hours.

3. Violence flow in their blood

The life of a carry over student is so frustrating that anything can steer up anger in their life. Due to the precipitated bitterness in their blood, they become captain during “aluta protest” along side with their bedevilled colleagues.



4. Unfriendly attitude

Larger percentage of carry over students possess introvert attitude that makes it difficult for them to socialise. Suggesting any form of entertainment to cool their nerves is like mission impossible for them.

5. Single relationship status

It’s difficult to see a carry over student in a relationship which is more synonymous to guys. If eventually he steps up his game to woo a lady, she will ridicule, condemn and bash the hell out of his life.

6. Bond with efikos and giraffe at exam hall

This is very common at exam hall as carry over students form covalent bond with intelligent students to save them from academic embarrassment. Also they frequently giraffe during exam using angle of depression mechanism.

7. Hand outs are always littered in their rooms

The room of carry over students can be likened to the dust bin at ojota in lagos. Because of the bulk of courses they offered per semester, various hand outs are always littered on their bed, wardrobe, floor, kitchen and even toilet if care is not taken.

8. Disgusting outfits and terrible body odour

Some carry over students always look un kept with bad body odour and funny outfits since they care less about their well being. Also, they hardly make their hairs, shave and sometimes skip brushing their mouth.

By:ThemiDhayor


Cc:lalasticlala and fynestboi

God! how the hell did you compile this? this is so so untrue..

dollyjuke:
stupid idiot has Bsc in edu and still look gaunt buhari has bad waec result is still the president wait in tha sun while your head got bald

isn't that a sign that Nigeria is in the wrong hands? SmH...no wonder this country is nose diving

papawemba:
What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. We Have All Been There... Did We Die? No.

I have seen corpers who died form d disease dey got in camp....dese people couldnt make their disease public due to public shaming.. they died slowly...tell me...is this country worth the death?

papawemba:
It Has Always Been Like That.

It Is An Orientation Camp Where The Rich And Poor Come Together To Feel What The General Public Feel At Large And Not A Luxury Camp For Crying Out Loud.

It Prepares You For The Struggle Ahead.

They Should Thank God They Were Even Served Rice With Tomatoes Stew In This Period Of Tomatoes Drought.

how does poor food quality and living conditions prepares you for the struggle ahead when it only exposes one to infection, and probably eventual death....the problem with us Nigerians is that we have been soaked in hardship by the government that we have now accepted hardship as a way of life.......