For real .. When u say let me come and be going ..is this what u mean?

See small pepeye everywhere.. I think the pastor doesn't want his prayers to be answerd

Switzerland pastor ordered church
members to go naked before God can
answer their prayers
The pastor was the only person with
clothes during the church service last
Sunday in Switzerland.

What a coincidence in EPL table... 1 and 2 position is occupied by ESTER which is LeicESTER and ManchESTER...5 and 6 position is occupied by HAM which is TottenHAM and WestHAM...7 and 8 is occupied by TON which is EverTON and SouthampTON...last but not least ,14 and 15 is occupied by my good friends who like playing with water "SEA" which are SwanSEA and ChelSEA...

Mr. Rufus must first roof his house before roofing others

Called UKPA in igbo language

UK, Prime Minister David Cameron failed to find a seat on public transport (Train).
That's called Beauty of Leadership

I cannot see Chibuike Amaechi there.. Maybe he was the photographer

If Satan or Lucifer will humble himself and ask God who created everything in the world for forgivness. Then God will forgive..

I see white and gold

What do you see?

Is she still a Virgin now? Cos u must have deflowered her and come here to tell us trash about not knowing how to cook

Below is the list of most expensive secondary schools in Nigeria. Check out!!!
10. Dowen College = N1,250,000
9. Chrisland College, lagos =N2,000,000
8. Atlantic Hall, lagos = N2,270,000
7. International Crest School,Jos = N2,650,000
6. Loyola Jesuit College, Abuja =N2,800,000
5. Green springs Schools =N3,185200
4. Whiteplains British School, Abuja = N3,600,000
3. Day Waterman College, Abeokuta= N3,700,000
2. Lekki British International School, Lagos =N 4,000,000
1. British International School, Lagos = N4,480,000
Source http://kokofeed.com/2014/10/14/top-10-most-expensive-secondary-schools-in-nigeria/

Wake up very early in the morning, sweep your room, go to the nearest polling centre, register, cast your vote, wait under a shade for the result to be announced, then go home and drink 2 bottles of origin if your candidate wins at ur centre or Alomo if he loses

The Judiciary Staff Union of Nigeria has suspended its three weeks old strike in federal courts.

The suspension was the result of a meeting held at the Supreme Court on Sunday at the instance of the Chief Registrar of the Supreme Court, Ahmed Gambo.

Details of the decision to suspend the strike remain sketchy.

However, a source who was not authorised to talk told our correspondent that the strike had been suspended only for federal courts.

The implication is that states' courts will remain shut.

The affected courts are the Federal High Court, the Court of Appeal, the Supreme Court ‎and the National Industrial Court.

These courts are expected to reopen for business on Monday, 26th January, 2015.

For three weeks, the workers effectively ‎closed down  all courts nationwide following the refusal of the executive to comply with a judgment of a Federal High Court, Abuja which ordered the executive to hands off funds meant for the judiciary.

JUSUN's President, Marwa Adamu said the workers decided to go on an indefinite strike because the executive did not comply with the agreement reached with the union to comply with the judgment of the court on judiciary funding.

While sympathizing  with litigants, he said the workers had no choice but to go on strike to compel implementation of a subsisting court order and the agreement reached with them.

The strike denied politicians ‎dissatisfied with their parties primaries to have their grievances heard in court. http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/jusun-suspends-strike-in-federal-courts/200104/

In Jayz's voice .. "If you have a girl problem, I feel bad for you son, I 've got 99 problems but bitch aint one"

Problem 100- There have been ongoing rumors about Jay-Z and Beyoncé's failing marriage. But there hasn't been any evidence, only speculation. But here ladies and gentleman lies the truth behind the divorce
We all thought that Blue Ivy was the only child. Well now she is just the only girl.
It seems Jay-Z has indeed been creeping around with another woman and that woman has come forth with a child. The woman hasn't been attached to a name yet, but when she uploaded her pic on social media, the truth clearly came out. Big Pimpin' wasn't just a song. Jay-Z is now living that Hard Knock Life and I bet he will do Anything to figure out a Blueprint to solve his falling family Dynasty.
Asked if he knew of the love child, Jay-Z simply replied "Yes." Admitting to paparazzi while exiting the Beverly Center in Los Angeles.
"I knew from the beginning. But the media has made it hard on my family. Can I live?" Jay-Z expressed. "People are going to believe what they want so I will give them what they want. I hit a whole-in-one with my wife but drove our marriage into the bunker."
Speaking of golf... Tiger Woods may be the next to be questioned for the baby on the left.
It seems like this situation is turning messy.
What do you all think? Sure does look like him.

http://www.hiphophangover.com/index.php/15-enter/77-jay-z-reveals-divorce-rumors-are-true-meet-his-son-shawn-carter-jr-and-mistress

The presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress in the February election, Maj. Gen Muhammadu Buhari(retd.), has said the campaign by his opponents regarding the status of his secondary school education, is borne out of mischief.

Speaking in Kano on Wednesday on the controversy, which has suggested that Buhari might not have sat the West African School Certificate Examination as he claimed, having failed to tender the results, the APC flag bearer said he sat the Cambridge University/WASCE in 1961 and graduated in Second Division.

Buhari, a former Head of State, said, “I attended Provincial Secondary School, Kaduna, now Government College, Kaduna, and sat the University of Cambridge/WASCE in 1961, the year we graduated, alongside (now the late) Shehu Musa Yar’Adua (Chief of General Staff under Gen Olusegun Obasanjo as Head of State) and Justice Umar Abdullahi, a former President of Court of Appeal . My examination number is 8202220.”

He added that he had requested his old school, Government College, Kaduna, to make available his result.

Buhari said the controversy was the outcome of his vow to tackle unemployment, insecurity and corruption, accusing the Federal Government of employing every weapon in order to stay in power.

 The Nigerian Army has said it is not in custody of the original certificates of the All Progressives Congress presidential candidate Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.

The Army, at a news conference by its Director of Public Relations, Brig. Gen. Olajide Laleye, in Abuja on Tuesday, added   that it was also not in possession of the photocopies or statement of results of Buhari.

It however explained that   the entry made for documentation by the APC candidate on its(Army) Form 199A,   indicated that he wrote and passed the West African School Certificate in 1961.

The Director of Media and Publicity of the APC Presidential Campaign Organisation, Garba Shehu, said in a terse statement on Tuesday night   that Buhari would address a new conference on the issue on Wednesday(today).

Buhari had in an affidavit he deposed to   at the High Court of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja on November 24, 2014 and submitted to the Independent National Electoral Commission on December 18, 2014, said that his certificates were with the military.

“I am the above-named person and deponent to this affidavit therein. All my academic qualifications, documents as filled in my presidential form, President APC/001/2015, are currently with the Secretary, Military Board as of the time of presenting this affidavit. The affidavit is made in good faith and for record purposes,” he had written.

When the controversy over Buhari’s qualification gathered momentum, Laleye told The PUNCH during an exclusive interview which was published on January 4, 2015, that the military authorities were ready to release credentials and certificates in its custody to serving and retired officers in need of them.

He said that the procedure for the retrieval or collection of the certificates was known to all serving or retired officers of the military.

On Tuesday, Laleye said   that military records showed that Buhari applied to join the Army   on October 18, 1961.   .

The Army spokesman explained that it was the tradition of the Army to ensure that a selection board was set up to verify the original credentials of candidates shortlisted for commissioning.

Laleye said that records did not show that the process was followed .

However, he said that the entry made for documentation by Buhari on Form 199A indicated that he had credit in English Language, Geography, History, Health Science, Hausa and a Pass in English Literature.

He said, “The media hype on Maj. Gen. Buhari’s credentials as well as the numerous requests made by individuals and corporate bodies to the Army on this issue have necessitated that we provide the facts as contained in the retired senior officer’s service record.

“Records available indicate that Maj. Gen. Buhari applied to join the military as a form six student of the Provincial Secondary School, Katsina on 18 October 1961.

“His application was duly endorsed by the principal of the school, who also wrote a report on him and recommended him suitable for military commission.

“It is a practice in the Army that before candidates are shortlisted for commissioning into the officers’ cadre of the service; the selection board verifies the original copies of credentials that are presented. However, there is no available record to show that this process was followed in the 1960s.

“Nevertheless, the entry made on Form 199A at the point of documentation after commission as an officer indicated that the former Head of State obtained the WASC in 1961 with credits in relevant subjects.

“Neither the original   certified true copy nor the statement of result of Maj. Gen. Buhari’s WASC result is in his personal file.

“I hope this explanation will put to rest, the raging controversy surrounding the secondary school credentials of Maj. Gen. Buhari as it affects the Nigerian Army.”

Although the Army authorities did not allow journalists to have copies of the documents filed by the former Head of State for his commissioning as an officer, they created an opportunity for the documents to be sighted

The Principal of the school, in recommending Buhari for commissioning as an officer, said “I recommend him for military commissioning; I consider that Mohammadu Buhari will pass the West Africa School Certificate in English, Maths and three other subjects.

Laleye said that the Army holds Buhari, who rose to the enviable rank of Maj. Gen, and was Head of State of the country, in high esteem and would not be party to the controversy over “his eligibility for any political office.”

However, the APC in a statement by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, urged the Peoples Democratic Party not to compromise the army   in the name of giving President Goodluck Jonathan an unfair advantage ahead of the February 14 presidential poll.

The APC said compromising the army   could backfire. It said the military, as a symbol of national unity, must   beware of those   seeking to use it to achieve selfish and divisive ends.

The party said it found it funny that the army spokesman had told The PUNCH in a publication on January 4, 2015 that it had the certificates of all serving and retired officers only to deny having Buhari’s credentials two weeks later.

It said, ‘‘In an interview with The Punch on January 4, 2015, Brig.-Gen. Olaleye said, ‘Every serving and retired Army officer has at least a copy of his certificates and credentials kept in the Nigerian Army while that same serving and retired officer has copies of those same certificates and credentials’

‘‘Is Brig.-Gen. Olaleye now saying that he did not make that statement? If he did, what has happened between then and now to make him to recant? It will be interesting to know what has transpired between then and now.”

The APC added,   ‘’Is he (Olaleye) now saying that all those who were commissioned into the officer cadres in the 1960s did not have their certificates verified? Does this not confirm what we said that in trying to destroy Maj. Gen. Buhari, the PDP and the Jonathan administration will end up destroying the army as an institution? Or is it only Maj. Gen. Buhari that was commissioned into the army in the 1960s.”

The APC argued that even if the army did not have Buhari’s certificates, he (Buhari) “is still very qualified to run for the country’s highest office, as stipulated by the 1999 Constitution.”

The party said since Olaleye had now confirmed that the form Buhari filed contained his Secondary School Certificate results, there was no scintilla of doubt about his qualification to run for President as stipulated by the constitution.

It added, ‘‘We know that the PDP and the Jonathan administration have constituted themselves into a court of law and will like nothing more than the disqualification of our candidate so they that will face no challenge in next month’s election.’’

Also, the   Director, Media and Information Management Directorate of Buhari Support Organisation,   Chidia Maduekwe,   said the issue of Buhari’s certificate was inconsequential.

He said, “INEC has said it and I am saying it again, if anybody has doubts about the general’s credentials, the person should go to court.

“What the constitution says is that a person seeking for the office of President should be educated up to the level of school certificate and there is evidence that the general was in school up till form six, his school principal attested to this, he joined the army and rose to the peak.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/buhari-to-speak-about-certificate-controversy-today/

Core professional courses like Law, pharmacy and medicine are never taught in polys.

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe).

2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers (Nigeria).

3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters (Uganda).

4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).

5. It requires lots of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).

6. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles (Guinea).

7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).

8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem (Ethiopia).

During the time of our mothers if you want to see woman's ass u open pant .Nowadays if u want to see woman's pant u open ass..

Congratz to Mr Desmond Elliot..I pray you emerge victorious at the final polls

A Peruvian man has married a tree.

Richard Torres ‒ who’s said to look like Hollywood star Johnny Depp ‒ tied the knot with the perennial plant in Buenos Aires, Argentina, and kissed it three times to make their marriage official.

The actor dressed in a white suit and a blue hat for the unusual ceremony, which he set up to help highlight environmental issues, TV station KXAN reports.

orres is now planning to tour Latin America to continue to spread the word about such issues
Share your thoughts: http://you.co.za/news/man-marries-tree/

South Africa football captain Senzo Meyiwa was shot dead in Johannesburg last night as he tried to protect his girlfriend from burglars.

The 27-year-old was with on-off girlfriend Kelly Khumalo, a South African pop star, when intruders entered his girlfriend's house in Vosloorus, a town 20 miles south of Johannesburg. The pair were seen in a picture together earlier on Sunday.

Meyiwa, who played for Orlando Pirates, was shot dead after one of the attackers pointed a gun at Miss Khumalo.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2808840/South-Africa-Orlando-Pirates-goalkeeper-Senzo-Meyiwa-shot-dead-Johannesburg.html

@OP.. Picturs of Chief Victor Umeh with 5000 APGA faithfuls at Ojukwu's graveyard or #idontbelieveit...

Just see how a shoe just ruined their family photo

Lol

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i share the same view with Eze n' Ukpo that Abia stinks

It was a bad day for Gov ernor Theodore Amaefule Orji, as he assembled a battery of illustrious per sonalities to celebrate the 23rd anniversary of the cre ation of Abia State in Umua hia last Wednesday.

Rather than effusive prais es, what came the way of the governor were a censure from no less a person than multi-billionaire, Chief Arthur Eze, who told the gathering dead pan that, “Abia State stinks.” Venue was the Michael Okpara Auditorium in Umuahia, the state capital, where the gov ernor had gathered illustrious citizens of the state, some of whom were to be given awards to mark the 23rd anniversary. In the session of comments that preceded the awards ceremony, Chief Eze was recognised to speak, and what he said, sent cold chill running down the spines of majority of the peo ple, particularly the governor. “Abia is stinking,” Eze, be lieved to have the largest oil bloc in Africa, bellowed. The audience was stupefied in shock, but more was to come. “Right from the Abia Tower in Umuahia, the rot hits you.

Abia State is now the dirtiest in the country. Garbage every where, along with bad roads. The people are really suffering, and you see it in their faces. Are there no elders in Abia again? If so, what are they do ing? What are the senators, the members of House of Repre­sentatives and other elected people doing? Nothing.” Then, pointedly, Chief Eze told the governor: “If you do not know what to do again, please write to Presi dent Goodluck Jonathan, and let him come to your aid. Abia State needs help.” Having given the gather ing a piece of his mind, Eze dropped the microphone on the floor, and walked out. It was a dazed Governor Orji who jerked himself out of stupor, and tried to rationalise what Arthur Eze had said. He told the crowd that the man was referring to the collapsed Port Harcourt / Aba Express way, which is a federal road. But the explanation sounded hollow to the governor him self, and after some time, he left the venue of the ceremony, without taking questions from journalists, as such oc casion would have demanded. Speaking on the incident, an associate of Chief Eze, told Daily Sun that the state of Abia State was really dispirit ing, with decay and despon dency everywhere. “I am sure most of the dignitaries qui etly agreed with Chief Eze, only that they could not do so openly. One must commend Chief Eze’s courage for being bold enough to speak out. Not many people can do so today. In Abia State today, there is the son of one of the elected of ficials, called The Wind, who is like a terror. He silences all opposition and deals ruthlessly with anyone in opposition to the government. So, not many people can speak out. But we must commend Chief Eze for his boldness and conviction.”http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=79662