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so many selfie

come twerk Fo me on my birthday.which state r u fyn geh

ladies is this really true?

so I day decided to visit my village, to see my dad whom I have not seen.till I was 18,I was told he impregnated my mum and ran away (lol)#badoo.
fastfoward to the long awaited day,arrived home met him with(oyibo pepper).on one of the days saw this buttie walked pass my street with her school uniform,as a bad pikin I signal am we later became small lovers.(cut)as the day went by I discovered my dad was a no nonsense fellow you there not sit in the parlour and he meet watching TV,he go flog u with wire till you see bone,im vexing na per second Billings, sotey e bit d oyibo woman face scatter.

One day I decided to invite my small girlfrnd,to come visit me on her way from school which she did,na so we dey parlour UnCloth oursef oo come d ............,all this while I know sabi sai one amebo woman for compound don call my papa tell am sai me dey with person inside house.omo na so I hear knock for door Ooo.

My dad kept knocking na so I come the run round the house,so confused, that day I needed the ground to open by fire by force but no hope,the girl was saying go and open na,in my mind I was like wtf ,abi this geh no sabi say na gbesey we dey so.finally I gather Mora go open door, na so I see my papa with 2 army men oo, I know remember when I swet instanta.so this army men took me n d small girl go barracks oo go lock us for small room.chai dem floog me sotey till I shit life shit for boxer, dem no send,d girl body done full with wound.one of them jack me up sustain me for air na so I fall helplessly (lol)although it wasn't funny at all,by this time 7pm the girl parents done the fyn their pikin oo.
To cut the long story,my dad was later arrested, we we're admitted in the hospitel which my father paid for.I later discovered my dad was also shining that amebo woman Congo whenever his oyibo wife traveled in that same house. although I forgave her sha,but anytime I see those scars i rem it amebo work.


share your caught in the act experience.

my EYEBALL

Preciousgirl:
which part of your lover will you never kiss, and why?..me, its the anus.

. this is so funny

nikkymehmeh:
hhahahhahhahahhahaha
buh na tru na

me shot oo but not a dwaf,Fo sure av been told am discipline, romantic,a little bit domineering cos I want u to always do the right thing,so confident of mysef from d way I talk n walk. I sometime get notice ba a lot of girls cos we dress so well,and do something outstanding that will make Pple notice you etc.well all this tall,shot,fat etc do not matter cos nobi wetin u go chop.we all need compatibility both in dating and marriage. abeg mk I go I don talk too much

nikkymehmeh:
who cares if he is short...
as long as his pocket is nt short

omo na ur comment mk me folw u.so tru so far d pocket is not shot lol

corisande:
some short guys have low self esteem when they meet a tall girl

but I like my guys taller abeg
I no fit scream

me low esteem Nke na over confidence d worry me sef

MzPreshie:
They are hot tempered, at least the few I've met usually are. Don't know what they are like as lovers.

yes I agree but with a reason

abeg mk person teach me how n we're to send pm to person.

Dnt worry nothing d happen I just wan tk am rem u

me no d woo.wetin concern me with wooing sef

like ur honesty. anyway follow ur hrt

Evathyst:
If doz tinz u mentioned up there are wat u call 'betrayal' Sister, na him be sey doz pple dt did that to u still dey learn work.



Here's mine; A friend of mine whom d world refer to us as 'Sisters' has alwz complained about how she doesn't find luck wen it comes to relationship stuff. Many at times, she ascribed her problems to spiritual tinz which I told her I don't bliv in. One day sha, she managed to hook up with one 'Motherf*cker*, dey were happy together until d f*cktard asked me out. Nd b4 den, I'v been telling my friend about how bad a player I perceive his guy to be.

At first I didn't tell my friend dt he asked me out, dnt wana tear dem apart. Yet, d madman wldnt let me be. He doesn't call my friend on fone, but he kept disturbing my line. To cut d long story short sha, I told my friend nd she confronted him. Come see lie na, it was den I knew some guys could even tell lies better dan d devil himself.


Funny tin, dey both settled everything nd turn everything on my own head. D first tin dt my friend did to me was to expose some of d online runz I was doing to my guy which led to our breakup(1-1 U'll say abi?). Finally, she went for d kill, she kinda logged on to my e-problem(as we OAU stdnts often call it) deleted a prerequisite course I offered nd substituted it with an irrelevant course. Honestly, ds is wat led to my extra-year in school. Me wey suppose graduate since 2012,in d midst of dt crises, I failed my ICAN exam,got disowned at home, lost my relationship, was duped of a large amount of money because I wanted to leg it so dt I won't eventually get an extra year. Up till ds moment, I can't help but still imagining d day I'll lay my hands on her. Honestly, I'll avenge(God forgive me in advance).


Well, like someone rightly said; 'I may not be where I'm supposed to be, but I'll still thank God cos I'm not where I used to be'. It was one useless frnd I lost den, now av got many true frnds; Babawale Ajibola, Oyebanji Elizabeth, Sunday Jessica, Lawal Mariam, Ajisefini Abimbola Grace, nd my kid brother Akinola Olayinka. Come wat may, u pple will alwz be my frnds.

this was a serious issues u can think and die sef. or even go mad.but God as really been faithful.pls fogiv her av been der too

it was all on the camera

So niaralanders how many sex partner is too many for a woman?

Kul boi wins fo me

Bros u fo no run na haba,e dey lik na small pikin the do chumtin.

Merlissa:
I met the guy and he took me to a forever living product seminar I was mad!!

Hahahhahahhahahha cnt stop laffin what a funny dude,well mb d guy did not want to lev d seminar so soon

Uncle 10K is just wey too much,well who am I to complain ebe likk sai money dey.as u stat am complete am bkos d girl go d call uu taya sef,that ur moni don do d work finish

Yes oo if na wwoman wey dey give me headache

Welldone ma bio pheww finally completed it

izaray:
So on point, and while waiting for God's intervention, let her space both of dem(Guys)

She will surely notice some signs of her real man b/w d two of dem. Not just praying o, if possible let her fast as well, cos dis is all about, laying her future properly!

thnks

ebuetor:
I do feel weak after every encounter, extreme headache. And i do no remember all o tell the person. He or she would just take a paper and a biro and write all that comes out from my mouth. I have since stopped. But when i tune into the frequency again, it comes back to me again,big time.

guy ur gifeted I envy you, u got a good call mayb not into ministry but fo deliverance

100Cents:
Nonsense.

Poo.

Dung.

Waist..

In prefer the last...

y that bro?I respect u alot

emusmith:
If you find yourself in that situation, STOP LOOKING AT THEM, START LOOKING INWARDS TO WEIGH YOUR PRIORITIES

How Do You Do That?
1. Ask her to write what loves to see in her marriage...
2. Let her HONESTLY write why she is "madly in love" with the two guys categorically...
3. Watch her eyes closely as she categorically writes them and take notes...lol. LOVE IS FOUND IN THE EYES FIRST...
4. After doing that, which between them possess the qualities she genuinely desire from her man...

5. ABOVE ALL...Take it to prayers...It is ONLY GOD that knows what is in the heart of man!

good one buh would she be really honest?