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McBrooklyn:
I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. . . Please read!

"Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.

I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.

Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.

The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?

Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?

The man: which bank are you using?

Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?

The Man: Which bank are you using?

Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.

The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.

The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.

Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.

The Man. What of GTB

Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.

The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?

Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.

The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.

Me: Which bank are you working with?

The Man: CBN

Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.

The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.

Me: What's your name sir?

The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?

Me. The one your father gave me.

The man: My father?

Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.

The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.

The Man: Hello.

Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.

The man: Your father!!!!

The phone went off and was switched off too.

Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.


Pls. Share this urgently with your family & friends.


Beware Of BVN Scammer!!!

#Copied

Lol

Recieved this kind of messages countless time, guess he had a enough credit to waste...

So you had to open a thread for this

Na wah oo.. You sure say this people well so

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This blind guy just acting his dad's name.. simple offside track you know chabi..

naughtynaughty:
lol sorry jor.. Nah coincidence.. Like play like play dis thread is getting to 30pages ooo.. The thing just dey funny me ooo .

Abeg make them no ban una oo..
we need your vote coming #Lanicky#Oursurebet.

ronald4lif:
I stopped reading at we maintained a godly no sex relationship. Utter nonsense.

Hehehehehhe this your view never change ni

#Team no sex relationship mbok..

evegran:
Morning. Me night was calm..

Glad to know. Do have a great day Peggy..
Btw your skin getting thicker day after day, You need it to survive on this street.

grad2012:
hello dear,hope you are good?

Yeah I am.. wah been keeping you busy..

grad2012:
hello dear,hope you are good?

Yeah I am.. wah been keeping you busy..

grad2012:
Kilode abeg easy on dem o. This weather is cold so so cold.

Hi dear, been a while oo..

evegran:
I know better.

Good morning dear how was your night?

Laveda:
Thanks Tutu

May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields.
May God hold you in the palm of his hand. Continually you shall harvest more than, what you sow ijn.
Happy Birthday...

Olodo..

heddiebanks:
Abeg make u hep me buy dog meat come ,.one more bottle for u ,...

You like better tins Ooo.. Kingtom can relate to dah.

naughtynaughty:
take two bottles of 'baby okwu' and add

Correct.

heddiebanks:
Come and drink origin for iya uche joint ,. I go pay 3 bottle for u .

Chai Chai chai bros you sabi the tin.. I dey come make I finish my pepper soup for iya Olade joint

SANDOSKI:
Lovely

Uyai mma bou Ekom dou o.

heddiebanks:
How is you ..?

Bros i gallant

HateU2:
heheheheh
U ar forgiven bro. Why are u peeping

I tink sey na job interview you dey do oo..
Base on sey as a sisterly you too dey epp people for NL. *winks*

HateU2:
I yam sisterly

Na peper soup water enter my eyes when I dey yarn daht time. no follow me vex abeg.

HateU2:
I dey hail u bro

Na me hail you pass oo.. brotherly

HateU2:
Peeparty Heddiebanks

Watta I do

Poseidon000:
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which dog cage this malodorous fanatic idiot escape from?

showcasing of beauty you say? Your assertion just unequivocally douse all doubt on you having IQ inferior to dat of a donkey. I mean, who in her right sense will demeaning her race, in bide to glorify her Caucasian masters, and recieve some vapid complement from sisies. It's nothing but a guillotine deserving stupidity

Now, it is funny for a despicable obnoxious nitwit lyk yourself to postulate dat poseidon000/Cyprus000/marvelous000 is spilling the naked truth bcs I was allegedly rejected by some nonentity from one corner of cyberspace. I mean, do I look lyk I give a fvck about you pathetic lots?
Sorry to burst your burble. You're not up to bar in the scheme of things. Infact, I'm going to give N300,000 to any famale in dis fora dat can prove dat I did send her PM.

Look me well. I'm not one of those your lowlife asslickers.

Lest I forget; you said I'm a beast? yeah! I'm a rasta beast.

thanks for the complement. You loathsome oculer-polluting evangelical crusader of inanity.
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Chai chai chai.......* working backword*

wristbangle:
Oh God! Give Mancity late goal to bury real madrid

That can never happen right now.

Wanna see a Bayern Vs Madrid final..

I don't get it...

refiner:
[b]....oh!...it's morning already!...wasn't able to sleep last night cos of the demise of a rare gem!...the guy I admired most but wasn't able to let him know!.....

rest on dearest freeman David!...I still don't believe u are gone cos in my heart,u still live on!........

hnmmmm...gat a long list I wanna wish a happy day to,have realised that u don't have to bottle up hatred in your heart against others cos you don't know when death will knock on his or her door!.....if I had done anything wrong to u,pls do forgive!...love u all from the depth of my childish heart!

cc..Onste.lly

arabian.dude

ernest.y20

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seu.n

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hateu2

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hate.u2

special .baby

wristba.ngle

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breadandb.eans

Esmah.eel

adoni.s3

Firstlieute.nant

media.pace

casele.ss

adaure4.ever

sando.ski

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kingcheezy.puffy

iykeke.lvins

ls.ofdk

enigmatice.nigma

herkzprinz

sorex.tee!

and others too numerous to mention!...a sweet day to u all and as u go out today,bear it in mind that the line that path death and life is very slim!.....BE GOOD!


rest on dear friend!
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May his soul rest in peace.
Be strong dear.

Rest in peace brother.

Rukkydelta:
Yes I can

I concur we can..