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Mprex:
#LINDA-AYO
seconded

mysticgal:
Ok

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Azzin ehn, imagine stirring cooking pot with tea spoon[/color]

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Azzin ehn, imagine stirring cooking pot with tea spoon[/color]

bqlekan:
The year was 1999, i just finished my common entrance and was home waiting for our results. there was this teacher i had then, she takes me private lessons at home, a few years older than me. I've always liked her and most times fantasized about being in bed with her.
Ofcourse she likes me too, but only as a student. I told a friend of mine about about my feelings for my tutor. The friend being an apprentice to an Alfa promised to help me, he asked me to give him 40 naira. He promised to give me a ring, with that ring, i can make her do anything i wanted. i was able to get the money from my savings then.

He bought a local lead ring and a white egg, he made a little hole in the egg, we bent the ring and put it in the hole. then we buried it for 7 days in a dump site. (try this at your own peril, just make sure you use it on a soldier ).
Got, my ring after 7 days. for the ring to work, i was to touch her with the it and thereby command her.


She came the next day, she noticed i was wearing a ring, she ordered me to pull it off my finger, which i did and gave it to her. for my mind, i believed the ring should work since she has touched it. Then i started smiling, she looked at me suprisingly and asked why i was smiling.
Instead of giving her and answer, i said, "je ka lo do ra wa" (let us go bleep ourselves). she asked me to repeat what i said, this i did with a more serious look on my face

she replied me with a hot slap on my cheek, followed by serious beating. I could not fight back, i just kept begging. she later came to report me to dad. I got the beating of my life, fainted and woke up again. That act cost me my dreams of attending boarding school. (though i was later recalled to write the exams, which i failed woefully due to lack of preparation.)

Since then, i vowed not to venture into anything fetish. cut ties with my friend and faced my studies


that was it.. no other experience other than that

iamkingzlee:
Happy Earthstrong, naijaboiy!!!

my special adviser on women affairs


God bless and keep you baba! I"ll drink a whole bar on your behalf today...

naijaboiy:

obiorathesubtle:
I hope he does this same ish for you on your birthday.. Otherwise.. Shiit gon get heavy..

mysticgal:
Please who's mysticgal

Tallesty1:
A regrettable first date is actually the one that didn't end in sex.

Yuneehk:
Op well written! Guys look more responsible with nicely trimmed beards. As for the bushy ones, kai! they scare me

MrCork:
...my niggggga..you are very weak...females love guys like you cozzz they can easily take advantage...the first rule you broke is begging & caring...YOU NEVER BEG OR SHE TOO MUCH EMOTION TO A FEMALE..they take advantage & they crusify you...bro why do you think females are more attracted to bed boys who don't give a phuck about them..I sleep with maaried women every time I come to Nigeria for holiday..how..I pay for ther taxi when they come down to the hotel but guess wot..I give them money and yet when they wit me..they speak to ther husssband or children in my presence telln them they love them.

What you need to do is keeeepit gangster...let her no what she's doin but don't call her again..if you deciede to stay wit get..she will phuck any of your friends doin better than you..trust me..and then she will use the excuse of gettin drunk to phuck your other friends
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To cut the long story short..techinically you are saying an alcholick...a phucking drunk. .you don't need that kinda girl in your life...let her go. You need to have standard & Principe when you go after women..the first thing you need to do is boooast up your confidence..forget money..that's all you need. Women are more attracted to confident guys like me. I have slept with 17 females on nairaland already...20 more to go. .
tries me. ..I don't usually give advise but I feel your pain...bro jusss let her go or else..she will phuck you up again..big time. If your heart is weak right now..how will you handle th REAL deal when she cheat on you. You the kinds guy that will advise your girl to wear a conduuuuum when she phuckin another guy...lol

...anyways am a plaYa & I phuck many babes...I No her type....we call them easy..MY NIGGGGGA...LET THE B!TCH GO..I will hook you up with nice chicks on nairaland..I have two babes for you..Refiner or Onstelly..they are single!

ammyluv2002:
Mehn, mouth odour is no go area for me


I can't manage it! But with perfume & regular shower body odour is manageable

Evathyst:
Awww darling! Thanks for the acknowledgement!

prettymina:
Happy new Month to u all
Happy new month to my one real friend on nairaland













REALONE

prettymina:
Happy new Month to u all
Happy new month to my one real friend on nairaland



Wish I was your friend too.









REALONE

mysticgal:
Nnem, abasi son song oh, senacolar

Nina4u:
Nobody cares about me but it's OK God got my back gnight naija ..

mysticgal:
Happy new month sweet poraro,
To odunharry
Cutemaria
Sapphiredamsel
Kelvingraphics
Xynerise.....
Twaci
Abeg, plenty dey my mind, and yes I pray God increases you this month. Amen. Muah

kinglekan:

You sure? Oya come lemme check if you are still same way i left you..

naughtynaughty:
happy new month boss.
Happy april fool's day, hope uve nt been fooled?
I saw u peeping in my diary throughout yestrdy. Smh

STFUareyouGod:
Naughtynaught.y, ha.teu2, sy.nzu, prettythicksme all the awon werey goonz and peeparty

I wish you lot a big April

Happy new month

Olusanya333:
"Main event in God agenda" na curse or prayer?

petkoffdrake2:
No